In an apartment in the city, a young man wearing only a pair of underwear is facing his fashionable appearance, but in fact, the notebook that will freeze when installing a few more programs sighs for a long time. Next to the white keyboard under the palm of his hand, there was also a small standing beetle, which was seriously looking at the computer screen with him.

"Hey, look at this click, it's only increased by 30,000 a month, Nima, people have increased by 300,000 a week, you say, my writing is not too bad, why are there so few clicks?"

Shell Lang scratched its little face and said, "According to Dou Ye's experience in visiting websites in the past three months, Dou Ye can conclude that one of the biggest reasons for your failure is that the update is too slow. ”

I pursed my lips and said, "Can you blame me for the slow update? I only have so many dreams every night, and it's good to make up a chapter in two days." What the hell does Liu Jian think, he spends up playing it when there is nothing big about it, and he has always been in a state of soy sauce. There's no skipping challenge, right? No adventures, right? For a little Lori who likes him, there are so many excuses for obviously wanting to get on it. I write a lot of boring stuff, and even if I update it quickly, readers don't like it. ”

Shell Lang sighed: "The thoughts of the great god are not something we can understand. ”

I bit my lip and said, "Even if I understand, it's useless, you said that he made me dream like that, even if I become the legendary Water Emperor, I can't publish a chapter every day." Hey, no, you give me 500 yuan a month, and the website has 600 yuan for full attendance, and it is barely enough to live after paying the rent for 1,001 a month. Now it's okay, two days and one chapter, I paid the rent, and Lao Tzu drank the northwest wind. It used to be three meals a day, but now it's two meals a day, and if it goes on like this, I won't be able to live. ”

"Eh......" Shell Lang looked a little distressed, and said: "Originally, I could have helped you be a little more black, but the security level of large-value transactions is very high, and the five hundred yuan that Dou Ye gave you was hacked from dozens of small-amount transactions." I also transferred four or five accounts to make them difficult to check. If you move too much and are discovered, you kid will have to go to jail, and Dou Ye doesn't want to hurt you to go to jail. ”

I was dumbfounded: "What? There is a risk of going to jail? 500 yuan in prison, this prison is too worthless, right? No, no, this book can't be written, I'm going to move bricks ......."

Dou Ye hurriedly said: "You went to move the bricks, who will write the story?"

I spread my hands and said, "I don't know, but I ...... I really don't have this condition to write down...... Why don't you write it?"

"Boom, I write?" this time it was the turn of the shell Lang to be stunned.

I turned my head around and said, "yes, you wrote it." Don't I have dreams every night, I can briefly tell you about my dreams every night for ten minutes, and then you will write them, and after I finish writing, when I get home from work, I will help you polish them again, and write down the places you didn't write, so that I don't have any worries, and you have something to do, maybe you will become a great writer, isn't it the best of both worlds?"

The insect squinted his eyes and thought for a long time before he said, "It can be said to be a good way, but Dou Ye has never written a novel, why is it a mess?"

I said hehehe: "You also said, today's readers, what they read is basically updating, it doesn't matter what the hell is written, as long as you can update it on time, someone will definitely read it." Look at me, how can I also write as a high school student, but because I can't update it on time, it only increased by 30,000 in a month. What does this mean? Writing doesn't matter at all, so readers won't read your writing. ”

Shell Lang said: "However, Dou Ye's language level is not very high, when I browse the novel website, I often see someone saying that the author is a primary school student writer, if Dou Ye is also commented on like this, then Dou Ye will definitely not be able to write." ”

I encouraged it and said, "No, if you look at how many hits this book has, there are only 200 people reading it, and there are not 10 subscribers, who cares about your writing." Only senior readers care about writing, and now they are all white readers, and they are not full, how can you say that you are a primary school student writer. Besides, when you write, you will definitely not be able to describe Liu Jian's psychological activities, this part will be supplemented by me, and by the way, I will help you polish the whole text, can you still believe my writing? Although it seems to be second-rate, I disdain to pile up gorgeous rhetoric, and disdain to use too many adjectives to increase the sense of flashiness, and in this regard, at least 80% of the online writers are surpassed. Besides, what is online writing, fast food literature, people who read online literature are not pursuing literature, if others say that you are a primary school student writer, you can completely scold him, primary school student writing, come, the pen is for you, you write to me? Nowadays, college students are all studying majors, except for those in the College of Letters, who has studied Chinese? So basically college students are high school students. As for high school students, there are a lot of course contents, and they are busy to death, and writers like me have been in the top three in the class for three years in high school, and I have won awards for essays in school, but I have basically not read extracurricular books except for some magazines in high school. So, high school students are basically junior high school students. If someone dares to say that you are a primary school student writer, you can scold him, junior high school students are very good at writing, right?"

"Oh, I see, fifty steps and a hundred steps. Husk nodded in satisfaction.

I gave a thumbs up, "That's right!" I looked at the computer screen and asked, "Do you want to tell the reader that the next story was written by the two of us together?"

"Of course, our cooperation, just like your most famous novel here, "Dream of Red Mansions", was co-written by the two of them. In the end, "Dream of Red Mansions" became the pinnacle of the novel world, and I don't know if this novel created by the two of us together will become a monument. ”

I thought to myself, "You think too much. Haha laughed: "Of course, but Master Dou, you can't write too scummy, otherwise I will be tired to death when I come back from work, how can I be in the mood to change sentence by sentence." When the time comes, don't say that it will become a monument, and it will grow directly on the grave. ”

Shell Lang sneered: "It's normal for you to look down on Dou Ye now, but Dou Ye will impress you." Dou Ye went to the Internet every day, absorbed a lot of information, and read a novel of more than one million words, and read it in two hours. I read and write, and I can always raise the level. ”

By the way, I opened up the Zhitong talent: "Okay, I'll leave it to you, don't let me down." ”

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"Hello everyone, I'm a fighting master, but everyone definitely won't call me that, but like to call me the nickname in the book - Shell Lang. No way, who made Dou Ye look a bit like that bug...... Yes...... It should be said that it is why the insect looks like Douye. ”

"The next story is written by Dou Ye, the reason has been said before, this guy has no money and is in a hurry. Originally, Liu Jian arranged everything, so that Dou Ye had the ability to collect data, and it was not a problem for him to earn a thousand yuan. However, Liu Dashen has probably been a god for a long time, and he didn't give this guy the principal, so he still has to work now. But it doesn't matter, Dou Ye will continue to present wonderful stories to everyone, I hope you will support Dou Ye a lot. Dou Ye has been living on the earth for five months, and everything here feels very fresh, but Dou Ye can freely roam the Internet, so he will soon be able to understand the culture here, and yesterday Dou Ye also used Liu Jian's mobile phone to apply for a QQ number. Dou Ye has been in contact with online texts for three months, and it seems that this guy is typing on the keyboard every day, and I want to write a book myself. I even thought of a pen name, so I called Hua Tuo's big disciple, and I was going to write a story about a miracle doctor, and the title of the book was "My Master is Hua Tuo". Look, the title of the book is that my master is Hua Tuo, and the pen name is that I am Hua Tuo's big disciple, how coherent. Dou Ye does know some Chinese medicine, and when the time comes, he will write a story of a miracle doctor, soak in beauty and protect flowers, fight bullies, and solve the incurable diseases that the hospital can't solve as soon as he makes a move. It's a pity...... This guy was too selfish and gave his task to Dou Ye, who could only continue to write his composition. But my writing is not very good, I hope you don't be surprised, Dou Ye promises, I will improve in a short period of time, and strive to improve the writing of primary school students to junior high school. Thank you, take a bow!"

As mentioned earlier, an orc at the foot of the mountain went berserk and challenged Holder, because Holder and him were half a pound and eight taels, so the two of them were evenly matched. Soon, Liu Jian ...... That is, I, also joined the battle, just ask an orc, and he is not an immortal, how can he stop the master of the distraction period?

I used the legendary skill of invisible pretense, and one sword was transformed into thirteen swords, and I concentrated on dealing with the tall orc, and because of my superior strength, I quickly beat the orc to the point of embarrassment, and tried to escape. Unexpectedly, just as the orc was about to flee, Holder picked up a tree trunk and smashed it on his head, so that the orc rolled his eyes and fainted. Holder also pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, man, I'm sorry, I seem to have hit a little harder." ”

I was telling the story of the Third Young Master to the gladiatorial fairy beast shell lang next to me, and when I saw Holder smash the orc, I stopped telling the story. Several people were about to go up the mountain, when suddenly a large group of big men jumped out behind them, at least a hundred. They all looked at us with surprise and anger on their faces, and I smiled awkwardly and shouted, "Run like the wind!"

A few people rushed up the hill, but found that there was no road ahead, so Holder gritted his teeth and led us into the canyon on the lower left.