Chapter 904, the matter of changing one's life against the sky
- Anyway, I can only helplessly sigh that "feng shui takes turns".
After all, Ah Zhen, who used to do nothing, was pretending to be crazy and stupid and deliberately angry with Miss Buchuan, but now once she has the opportunity, of course Miss Buchuan will be angry with her in turn.
In short, let's get back to the point, thinking that the "made smart table pet" that is now being grabbed and ridiculed by Miss Buchuan should be exactly the sore spot in her heart that she can't get over, right? So the moment she heard the words, Ah Zhen's cute Q version of the big face admittedly directly appeared a kind of exaggerated comic special effects of "being hit by a mental crit-9999", which was completely speechless...... So the next moment, she suddenly turned around, her cheeks puffed out in anger, like a frog who has always wanted to go out for a trip and never go home, and turned her back to Miss Buchuan angrily.
Not only that, but she also pretended to cross her hands in front of her chest one after the other, and began to shout that she was super angry!
#阿贞: Angry!Angry!Fried chicken angry!Angry!! (pufferfish-style angry. JPG)#
Then, probably feeling that she was very confident in her anger now, Ah Zhen's posture was of course higher because of this, and she also said that if Miss Buchuan didn't hurry up and buy a whole case of the most expensive "high-end beer" in the table pet store to honor her, she would never forgive Miss Buchuan.
- Is this no longer a "hint", but an "explicit" in the red fruit field?
And whether Ah Zhen is angry or not is admittedly not the point, the point is that she clearly wants to take this opportunity to drink the high-end beer she dreamed of drinking!
After all, the two sides have been together for several years, and Miss Buchuan is of course very aware of what kind of urine this stubborn aunt is, so where can she be easily deceived by this little trick? So she shrugged her shoulders fearlessly, Miss Buchuan didn't think about it at all, and directly replied with an almighty "hehe" in the past. Then she took out the ugly-looking Kuroba from her trouser pocket on the other side, and then lifted the black brick mobile phone in her hand a little.
There was no doubt that she was clearly looking at where the groove on it was to place the pendant.
Then, after determining the location of the groove, Miss Bukawa immediately lifted the bitter roba she was holding in her other hand and made a gesture to hang it on her phone.
"Wait! What do you want to do?"
In an instant, I saw what Miss Bukawa wanted to do from these successive measures, and Ah Zhen, who was frightened by Kuluoba's "amazing posture", of course, forgot for a moment that she was still angry at this time, and couldn't help but suddenly pull away her already sharp throat and start shouting loudly.
"No—"
"You're murdering! Stop! If this ugly thing that can even explode directly into a chip is put up, I'm really going to be rebuilt in the furnace!"
Why do you still know what Miss Buchuan has done on her back? So I have said a long time ago, she is not a human being, but a smart table pet living in a mobile phone - although the image shown by Ah Zhen on the screen is an anthropomorphic two-headed body that looks extremely cute, but the "eyes" she uses to observe the outside world It's not the "eyes" on my Q version of the big face at all.
As for what is the "eye" that she really uses to see things?
Why do you need to ask?
Of course, it's the front and rear cameras on the phone!
In other words, even if Ah Zhen is angrily facing Miss Buchuan on the screen of her mobile phone, it doesn't mean that she can't see what is happening behind her back...... There's nothing wrong with that, so in another sense, the black brick mobile phone that Miss Buchuan is holding in her hand is actually equivalent to Ah Zhen's "body".
#↑How do you feel dirty?#
In short, it is precisely because of this that Ah Zhen will now try her best to resist this "ugly and shocking" Kuluoba being hung up by Miss Buchuan.
However, how could the selfish Ayukawa Great Demon King be stopped by her, a smart table pet?
From the ugliness of Kuroba to the appearance that even the sun would cry sadly, she felt a deep despair, of course, Ah Zhen used all her strength in the first time, like a drama spirit possessed by all kinds of Xia Ji Ya screaming, trying every means not to let this ugly thing really be hung on her fuselage - at this moment, don't comfort her and say that even if it is really hung up, it is not a big deal, such an ugly thing is hung on you, try it? She is dead, she was thrown to the ground alive and smashed by Miss Buchuan, and she is not willing to accept this terrible humiliation!
#苦罗巴: I still hate you for having a jio stink#
#阿贞: Jio?Where did I come from?You're the stinky Jio!guna!Don't come near me!#
- For some reason, two surreal creatures are fighting in the barrage.
In short, let's get back to the point, what can Ah Zhen's pride and stubbornness change at this time? As expected, in the end, she just did some useless work...... Only "money" can be shaken, and Miss Bukawa, who is not moved at all under this kind of mental attack.
And not only that, but she didn't even blink her eyes for a moment, and directly turned down the voice of the phone with a blank face.
It is true that Ah Zhen's screaming attack has been weakened by at least eighty percent.
You must know that in the early morning of every school day, Miss Buchuan will be woken up from her sweet sleep by Ah Zhen's extremely loud gong voice, right? And there is also a singing link that makes people's SAN value drop in an instant-not to mention how terrifying it is! It can make people see the gate of hell directly alive! Therefore, even the noise attack that Ah Zhen uses now is indeed quite powerful, but compared to the "spiritual pollution" she encountered at that time, of course, it is only a small thing.
Noticing that Miss Buchuan outside the screen still looked indifferent, Ah Zhen suddenly felt suffocated, knowing that no matter how much she screamed, it would not be of any use.
There's really no way-
At this juncture, you can only change the plan, and it's pitiful to pretend a little!
After making up her mind so silently, Ah Zhen, who suddenly quieted down, of course, did not continue to brush her sense of existence with all kinds of blind calls, and turned the volume of her mobile phone back to the normal range without saying a word...... Then looking at Miss Buchuan's dead fish eyes that seemed to be able to penetrate the fuselage directly outside the screen, I saw that Ah Zhen kept her head down and didn't say anything, and the momentum on her body weakened unconsciously. When she raised her head to look at Miss Buchuan again, of course, that cute face also showed a particularly aggrieved expression.
"Ah Chuan Ah Chuan~ Do you really want to defile such a beautiful body with something so ugly? How can you be so cruel?
- The purpose is too obvious!
- Tsk, it's only at this moment that Ah Zhen thinks of using her cute two-dimensional image.
Anyway, after hearing that Ah Zhen deliberately said words that were easy to misunderstand in such a shameless manner, a wave of disgust naturally surged in Miss Buchuan's chest. After all, even the expression on her face became a little wrong, and it was reasonable that she would roll her eyes directly now.
This aunt is embarrassed to say such things?
Still a beautiful body?
Shameless! It looks like a black brick on the outside, and there is nothing beautiful at all, so what can be said to be "beautiful"!
#阿贞: You are discriminating!I am a beautiful girl with a two-headed body and a flower season is so unbearable by you!#
In short, back to the topic, the sneer that gradually appeared at the corner of Miss Buchuan's mouth at this time undoubtedly means that Ah Zhen's "poor offensive" has been completely defeat......ed, isn't it? And Ah Zhen, who had successfully progressed in the plan, saw that the situation was not good, as if she had been poured a big mouthful of Xiangwei curry, and her face suddenly became extremely bad, so she struggled to possess her body again, and began to shout "Ya Yan Butterfly" or something in a mess.
So this aunt is really good at finding the right time, right?
If you don't look at the picture at this time, and just listen to Ah Zhen screaming over there, there will definitely be a lot of melon-eating people who don't know the truth and misunderstand!
- I wonder what kind of riot will be caused by this.
But no matter how much you scream, there is no power to change anything, Miss Buchuan has the right to not want Bilian's Ah Zhen is a piece of air, and without hesitation, she will tie the Kuroba pendant that has been tied to the mobile phone firmly again!
"Lost...... Lost something important......
Unexpectedly, it finally came to this point, and the isolated Ah Zhen, of course, could only accept the cruel reality, and her cute two-headed body turned into an extremely bleak gray-white as if caricature.
#阿贞: Weak, helpless, but drinkable!#
- Comrade Tianxiu, sit down.
In fact, it's not unreasonable for this aunt to behave so resistantly, and even Miss Buchuan can wipe the crocodile's tears to show her understanding, after all, Kuroba's appearance is really ugly to a certain level, isn't it? It's hard to imagine how terrible and ugly the person who can make this kind of product looks (Manufacturer: ???)—— Anyway, when Miss Buchuan first came into contact with Kuluoba from Kaede Hua, she was not much better than Ah Zhen's current appearance, and she instantly disliked it completely, wishing that she would never need to see it a second time!
Does she really understand the feeling of being aesthetically destroyed?
And Feng Hua insisted that she accept it......
So to a certain extent, Miss Ayukawa, who didn't know what Kuropa was at that time, and Ah Zhen, who is now forcibly tied to Kuropa's pendant, are in a very similar situation.
By the way, the black brick mobile phone that Miss Buchuan is holding in her hand looks ugly enough, after all, it was made by the CO organization specifically for practical......ity, isn't it?
Damn!
These two ugly combinations are mixed with each other, and they are not as simple as one plus one equals two, and they all feel so ugly that they can directly make the universe explode in an instant, okay?
- I feel like I can win the World Ugly Contest.
Although her eyes have been spicy to tears, for Miss Buchuan, who only has the word "money" in her heart, it is more important than "beauty" or "money luck", isn't it? This is not a choice that needs to be tangled at all! And in order for her money luck to rise smoothly, she can endure all the bad things! Isn't it just to be tortured for aesthetics? Isn't it just to be spicy in the eyes? What is there to be afraid of! Anyway, Miss Buchuan, who had already been carried away, had of course all of them out.
As the saying goes, "if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan", isn't it?
There is nothing wrong with that......
She, Buchuan Eve, is going to change her life against the sky today! Let yourself get rich! Let yourself get rich! Let yourself go to the pinnacle of life!
#系统: Huh, what are you talking about? (picks nose)#
And once she accepted Kuluopa's setting, Miss Bukawa didn't know what magic was applied, and she always felt that the little puppet pendant on her phone seemed to be a little more pleasing to the eye?
#↑ Another crazy one#
Maybe it will work wonders?
Since even ordinary people with normal financial luck find the puppets of the Kuropa series quite useful, then it should be more effective for Miss Ayukawa, a poor ghost!
Thinking that she had no hope for the future, maybe she would shine again because of this Kuropa, Miss Bukawa's eyes couldn't help but gradually shine brightly, and the fatigue that had accumulated when she was working at the charm was then wonderfully swept away, and of course her mood became very good in that moment...... At such a moment, it was useless to pour cold water on her and say "dreaming", Miss Bukawa was admittedly completely unlistenable, and no one could stop her desire to become rich.