Chapter 163: Host
In order to become famous, Min Jun has no bottom line, and he even uses other people's privacy to please everyone. Once again, the yellow-robed monster is now a celebrity in the Tushi Palace, and because of its good smelting of the Dan furnace, he is deeply loved by Taishang Laojun. Although Maitreya Buddha doesn't recognize him anymore, but now that he is tied to Laojun, he still eats well in the Three Realms.
"Fellow immortals, haha, you see now that it is in the thatched hut opposite the Thirty-Eight Heavenly Tushi Palace! Huang Tongzi can't change his stinky temper, and he has the audacity to go to the mortal world to catch a girl and go to the sky to play! In order to see the temptation of fans, Lao Huang does not hesitate to spend a lot of money to buy a small skirt to please the beauty, and the means are good! Lao Huang, have you forgotten the shame of a hundred flowers? That girl loves you to death," Min Jun said with righteousness.
"Min Jun! What a! Lao Tzu has suffered from you!" At the moment when Min Jun was triumphant, the yellow-robed monster slapped him in the air, blinking loudly.
In the picture, Min Jun turned around and ran, although he was named a god by the Jade Emperor, but he still had a few catties and a few taels in his heart, in short, he was not the opponent of the yellow-robed monster. The yellow-robed monster chased after him, and directly kicked Min Jun to eat, and staggered and flew several meters away, gnawing mud in his mouth.
"Forget it, Ah Huang ......" It was the young woman who had lived in the two-person world with the yellow robe who spoke. How to say that Min Jun is also the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, if he cripples the Jade Emperor, he will inevitably blame.
The lewd man Min Jun managed to escape
Looking at Min Jun's news report, Lin Sansi secretly admired in his heart. This guy can even abandon his life in order to become famous, who is not convinced by this kind of courage in the Three Realms? If he really provokes the yellow-robed monster, even if Min Jun and his father are the Jade Emperor, they will not be used!
The other fans in the live broadcast room are also eye-catching, but I didn't expect that the yellow robe monster's seven emotions and six desires still can't change his temperament under the indoctrination of Buddhism and Taoism. However, everyone also admired the courage of the yellow-robed monster, and he actually played the girl in the mortal world in the heavenly realm, and he had courage!
Seeing that the privacy of the yellow-robed monster was exposed under everyone's noses, everyone was also worried about Min Jun, a lewd man.
This one is already exciting enough, and when Lin Sansi saw the report of Xiaojie, the first paparazzi pig in the Three Realms, it exploded directly. This guy was so bold that he turned out the Jade Emperor's peach blossom record. Looking at these things, Lin Sansi didn't dare to read it directly, now that the Jade Emperor is already a fan of the live broadcast room, if the matter of this big man is exposed, who will dare to mix in the heavenly realm in the future?
The yellow-robed monster was also bitter, and turned back to comfort his woman. After Min Jun's trouble today, the two can be regarded as a bond.
"Today's entertainment world is going to say goodbye to everyone, thank you for watching! See you next time, I'm your old friend Lin Sansi!" After speaking, Lin Sansi loosened his tie, this thing is too strangulating.
Seeing that the first issue was messed up, Lin Sansi really didn't know how to continue the next issue. It's all a bunch of nonsense, and it's completely worthless. Among them, the highest rating is Min Jun's nude photos incident, and there is no one who is eyeballs.
"Think twice, what theme is appropriate for us in the next issue?" said Bi Mawen.
"The façade of the world of good entertainment has been sunk by your talent like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to open it!" Lin Sansi sighed.
"Don't be a god, I think it's quite interesting, I listen to interesting jokes every day," said the Phoenix Spirit Fairy.
Seeing that the skirt she designed was well received by the majority of users, Miao Yan was determined to be the first designer in the Three Realms. To change the long skirts and long clothes of the Three Realms, men should develop in the direction of Sansi Ge, and women should develop in the sexy aspect. This private message was sent with strong support from Lin Sansi, and he is also looking forward to the launch of new products.
"Brother Sansi, let's continue, I still have a lot of stock here!" Zhu Xiaojie said.
"Xiaojie, you shut up Lao Tzu, and today you let the dog you send ignore the buns and send them to your belly?" Zhu Bajie scolded. Thirty-eight heavens, because the fairy in plain clothes is pregnant, during this time, in addition to teasing his father-in-law Jade Emperor, Zhu Bajie is at home as a full-time nanny at rest of the time. At this time, while watching the entertainment world, he cleaned the belly pocket and miniskirt of the plain fairy. A very good man's style.
At the mention of the dog ignoring the buns, Zhu Xiaojie broke out in a cold sweat, "Grandpa Bajie, didn't you say that you have been used to eating bird's nest abalone recently!
"This is especially what your Bajie grandmother eats, and I will eat a titty to eat! If you don't send it to your Bajie grandfather, you will eat soil, and you will be able to send it over tomorrow!" Zhu Bajie starved for three days for the bullshit he blew down. It is said that he did eat bird's nest abalone, but it was only the residue left on the tableware after he went to add vegetarian clothes. For the sake of the baby in her belly, Suyi eats clean every time.
"Grandpa Bajie, I sent it, but you don't want it?" asked Zhu Xiaojie.
"Shut up Lao Tzu! You are still my descendant, and the pig's IQ has not evolved!" Zhu Bajie frowned, took off his clothes to strangle his stomach, obviously hungry.
"Bajie Ancestor, I don't accept it, this matter is obviously your fault!" Bi Ma Wen was not happy. The dog he and Zhu Xiaojie wrapped together ignored the buns.
There was a lot of noise in the live broadcast room, what a mess, completely ignoring Lin Sansi's existence.
"Okay, okay, let me be quiet!" Lin Sansi roared and continued: "There are indeed many problems in the new column "Entertainment World", which is not enough for the creation of this show to make a very big breakthrough in the heavenly realm!
"Let's talk about it then, Brother Sansi, let's talk about important things first! For the sake of my show's highest ratings, let's settle my wife's salary first, but I can't afford to eat buns because my dog can't take care of it!" Min Jun touched his bruised nose. I am risking my life to report for "Entertainment World", and now the spirit stones in the Qiankun bag are empty, and I can't afford safflower oil for bruises.
Lin Sansi became popular all of a sudden, and he only worked for three days, and he was not paid if he worked for less than 15 days as written on the contract. But this guy looked at Lin Sansi with anger on his face, and knew that it was not good, so he went offline.
At this time, Fairy Feng Ling suddenly sent a private message, "Brother Sansi, Feng Ling has a note here, I don't know if I should talk about it?"
Seeing the message sent by the sister-in-law, Lin Sansi's anger subsided, "Xiao Fengling, if there is anything, just tell Sansi, don't beat around the bush." ”
"Brother Sansi, I know that you are not in the live broadcast room many times, and when you are not there, fans are bored to watch TV series and e-books repeatedly, I want to apply to be the host of the entertainment world and bring happiness to the immortals of the Three Realms!" Feng Ling asked tentatively.
"We immortals have a very long life, I don't know how long, I have lived for more than 30,000 years, and I have been bored for more than 30,000 years. In the live broadcast room, I and all the immortals have gained a lot of happiness, don't care about those vulgar festivals, everyone makes friends sincerely"
Mortals who can only live for a few decades know to work hard when they are young, hoping that they can enjoy the fruits of their struggle when they are old. And the most important thing for immortals is time, in addition to cultivating immortals and bragging, it is really boring enough, and it is good to bring them some happiness.
"Feng Ling, do you really want to be the host of "Entertainment World"?" Lin Sansi asked. This message was posted on the home screen so that all the immortals could see it.
As soon as these words came out, even the female man Miao Yan was scared into a cold sweat, thinking to herself, good sister, I will sell a little short skirt, forget it, you are fiercer than me, the Jade Emperor is now a fan in the live broadcast room?
Before Feng Ling nodded, fans such as Little White Dragon and Sha Seng in the live broadcast room immediately brushed up on the salute in the live broadcast room to release it, congratulations to Feng Ling Fairy.
Feng Ling posted a string of slightly cute emojis, plus a sentence, "Thank you for your support, Feng Ling will work hard!"
Tang Seng, a high-ranking monk, directly brushed 20 sets of royal salutes, more than anyone in the live broadcast room, "I must support! I am tired of seeing the stinky face of Brother Sansi every day, let's look at the girl in the future, right? Hehe" Tang Seng was followed by a string of smirking emojis.
"Yes, yes, ......"
"Nima coins!