Chapter 298: Preparation (I)

As the name suggests, the penguin dating platform is to make friends, so that the Dao friends of the Three Realms can use this platform to make friends and talk about their hearts in the boring cultivation.

The platform was successful, but there was one person who cried, Yue Lao. The impact of the dating platform on the marriage agency is too great, causing the business to plummet, if it continues to develop like this, Yue Lao can only find another way to make a living.

Because the business is too cold, and the old moon who is particularly wealthy, he stays in his shop during the day, and goes to Min Jun's Imperial Foot Palace to work as a health nurse at night, and he is really tired of living.

Several times Yuelao sent private messages to Lin Sansi asking for the closure of the penguin dating platform, but is this possible?

After losing Zhu Bajie, Lin Sansi began to work again.

The second academic year since the establishment of the University of Literacy is coming to an end, and the long-awaited final exams are finally coming. In the last final exam, because Lin Sansi opened a small stove for Taishang Laojun, the immortals were extremely dissatisfied. Before the exam this time, countless immortals sent private messages to Lin Sansi, emphasizing the word "fairness".

The number of candidates who registered for the exam has exceeded one million two days ago, and the number is still growing. Except for some immortals who don't want to join in the fun, and those who have only recently become fans of Sansige's live broadcast room, all the immortals are ready to move.

Because the final exam prizes are so tempting!

The last exam was too good for Lao Jun, so Tang Seng couldn't bear it anymore and vowed to prove his strength.

The No. 1 scholar in the Three Realms, it sounds like he's pretending to be forced, this is Tang Seng's personal favorite fan.

"Oh, Master, you said that in addition to your achievements in the scriptures, my old pig will ask you a question, what is the root number 2 prescription?"

"Yes, Master, I Lao Sha has an idea here, you just said that you had diarrhea and accidentally missed the exam time, otherwise you didn't take the exam and lost a lot of ...... Sha Seng held a brand-new chemistry book in his hand, and only turned over the list of chemical elements.

"This kind of mentally retarded problem is used to take the test as a teacher? Joke! You don't have an excuse to use this kind of elementary school student!" Tang Seng reprimanded, "With your kind of learning method, it will be a problem to mix up a junior high school diploma! Don't compare your IQ with that of a teacher, you have to win the name of the No. 1 scholar in the Three Realms this time!"

Then Tang Seng glanced at Xiao Bailong, who was looking at the thirty-six tricks of the pickle girl, "I said Xiaobai, can you have a little ambition? This exam is the biggest exam for the establishment of the University of Blindness! All the elites of the Three Realms participated, whether it was the Taoist school or the Buddhist school, they were all first-class masters, as long as they stepped on these people, they would become famous just around the corner! In addition, I heard that the Jade Emperor not only participated in this final examination, but was also the first to get the admission ticket. Think about it, as long as our masters and apprentices all stand out in this exam, how beautiful it will be, do you think? When the Three Realms immortals see us, they all have to give us a thumbs up!"

Tang Seng was so excited that his mouth was full of droplets, and he had blown it to this extent before he started the exam, didn't he have absolute confidence or was he addicted?

However, at this moment, a basin of cold water was poured down again.

"Master, this question is too difficult. I just did a set of mock test questions, and I don't know how to proceed after doing the multiple-choice questions, or let's give up?

"Wujing, you only do multiple-choice questions, does your father know?" Tang Seng shook his head, and then looked at Zhu Bajie who was snorting on the side, "Wuneng tell me, how many points did you score?"

Zhu Bajie looked frustrated, and pulled the pig's ears, "Master, let's not mention the grades, we still have a master-apprentice relationship...... "

Speaking of which, even Xiao Bailong put down the thirty-six tricks in his hand, and the dragon's eyes stared at the second senior brother.

Seeing that the brothers and sisters were looking at him with strange eyes, Zhu Bajie made a tiger's mouth gesture tremblingly.

", eighty points, second senior brother, when did you become so awesome?"

"Woo, it's eight points!" Zhu Bajie's face turned red, "It's too difficult! I know how much the root number 2 square is, so I scribbled the height of a senior brother in it, and I barely earned eight points! I said think twice, let's not play math, okay? It's too embarrassing to take a single-digit test!"

Alas~, I think that Brother Sansi was also sad and tearful back then, and he scored eleven points in the exam, which is all a history of blood and tears.

"How many times has the teacher emphasized the meaning of the four words "Heaven rewards diligence?" and "How many times has the teacher emphasized it to you?" Tang Seng sighed, "You can get ninety points for the teacher with your eyes closed! I, alas~"

Glancing at Xiao Bailong again, "I said Xiao Bai, look at your red face, how many points did you score?"

At this time, the little white dragon also trembled, "I can take the test with my eyes closed, I think it shouldn't be a problem to open my eyes and get a full score!

Regarding the divine IQ of Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie, Lin Sansi can only sympathize with them. However, this Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong do have two hits, and they can get an excellent score casually.

Thinking of this, Lin Sansi also asked questions about the exam papers. The questions in this final exam are very simple, and the most difficult questions are not beyond the scope of junior high school knowledge, and people like Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong have already obtained college diplomas, so it is completely overkill to take this kind of question.

If the question is too simple, it will not be easy to deal with in case there is a big loss of perfect marks.

Of course, perverted candidates like Taishang Laojun are a minority after all, or even one in a million.

At this moment, Liu Pipa raised his hand, "Think twice, I want to try it too." I've been reviewing all this time and I'm feeling pretty good. "

The sand monks were stunned for an instant, Liu Pipa also had to take the exam?

"Pipa, can you leave us a way out?" Zhu Bajie was about to cry.

"Hehe, I just got a 90 out of the test when I opened my eyes. "

Zhu Bajie knelt down instantly. Even Liu Pipa can get this kind of result, and he and Lao Sha are still happily playing popularity on the penguin dating platform every day and updating the dynamics.

Alas~, it can only be said that the two of them used the excuse of diarrhea to shirk the exam, otherwise how would this result be mixed in the live broadcast room in the future?

Just when Lin Sansi was looking for review materials and preparing to help Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, Tang Seng's penguin dynamics were updated.

"It's been a long time since I've been bubbling! Blind University is sad, this final exam is too easy! Ben Tang Tang closed his eyes and got a full score, I think this final exam has no challenge for me! I hope that thinking twice can improve the difficulty of the exam, otherwise it will be boring!" Tang Seng said in the penguin dynamics.

This is definitely pretending!

Countless immortals who were not accustomed to Tang Seng pretending to be forced all reprimanded below, saying that Tang Seng was shameless and worried that his face would hurt when the exam results came down!

"Oh, I'll go, I simulated the test paper from beginning to end, and I got a wrong question! Dare to ask who else?" Tang Seng didn't care, and continued to update his personal dynamics.

Tang Seng is bound to be called the first scholar in the Three Realms, and since he has said cruel words, he must pretend to be thorough!

In the dynamics of the penguin dating platform, not only Tang Seng himself is touting himself, but also many immortals are also updating their grades, and at the same time, in order to get good grades at the end of the term, they are desperately reviewing......