Chapter 186: This Pit Is Too Deep
"Buddha Sheng, will Daddy take you to play?" Rulai opened his hand, stroked Buddha Sheng's small ant-like head in the palm of his hand, and asked with a kind face. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In other words, there is a causal relationship between the three of them, to put it bluntly, that is, the tiger poison does not eat children, from another point of view, the Buddha is the child of Lin Tian and Rulai... Nima, why is it getting more and more disgusting...
"Okay, mother, where are we going to play?" Buddha Sheng cheered when he heard this, although Xitian was beautiful, he was tired of it for a long time, and Xitian had no playmates, and he was annoyed to listen to a group of monks chanting lectures all day long.
"Mortal!"
"Oh! go to the mortal world!" Buddha Sheng was even happier, and climbed on the shoulder of Rulai in three times and two times, it was really embarrassing for such a small person to climb the body of Rulai ordinary mountain...
"Let's go!" said that he could go.
Guanyin was speechless, and said in his heart that the World Venerable was also frightened by the evil star! But then again, are you really good as the Buddha master with a small child as a shield?
"Respect the law!"
In Wolong Mountain, the monkey sat on a piece of blue and white stone, through the layers of yellow sand of the Jiuqu Yellow River Array, and vaguely looked at Lin Tian's cave.
"Goku!"
The voice of Rulai resounded through the Three Realms, and the monkey's eyes flashed with a gleam of essence, and the teammate who was full of level and an artifact finally came! Nima! This group has been open for so long, why did you come? Okay, you are the king, sit back and watch save the world...
"Buddha!" The monkey was very respectful in front of Rulai, although he was also curious that Rulai was going to bring a child to fight for Mao, maybe the Buddha didn't take Lin Tian in his eyes at all!
Well, the monkey never dreamed that if he came to bring a child, it was purely to make Lin Tian throw a mouse bogeyman and not dare to mess around... If the monkey had known, he would have said, "Buddha, don't you pick up any broken piece of your festival?"
"What's the situation here?" Rulai asked, not that he didn't want to count, but everything about Lin Tian's heavenly machine was hidden, and Rulai couldn't figure it out, so he couldn't pretend to be even if he wanted to.
The monkey didn't think about it so much, and then said what happened here, and he Tang Seng had entered the cave room, if he heard it, he was so angry, although Lin Tian he couldn't count, but Tang Seng could still calculate, pinched his fingers, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but the situation was not optimistic, because he clearly felt that the cause and effect of learning from the scriptures was about to be broken, that is, although Lin Tian had not yet succeeded, he was also happy!
After thinking about it, it was too late for Rulai to call the formation, and with a wave of his hand, the Jiuqu Yellow River Great Array was instantly broken by Rulai with overwhelming force.
In the cave, Lin Tian, who was closing his eyes and recuperating his mind, opened his eyes violently, and then burst out: "If you come, you dare to destroy my big array!"
"Fellow Daoist, long time no see!" When Lin Tian came out, Rulai had already felt it, and out of politeness, he greeted slightly.
"Hmph! You dare to destroy my big array!" Lin Tian waved his sleeve robe and snorted coldly, but his heart was full of vigilance, he didn't have an invincible body to protect him now, so he couldn't help but be vigilant, but fortunately, Lin Tian had already thought that he would provoke Rulai, and he stepped a chess piece in advance, now, it's time!
"If you destroy me for a while, then I will pay you back for a while! Zhu Xian Array!" As soon as Lin Tian's voice fell, the four Zhu Immortal Swords, which were famous in the barbarian era, gradually rose in different directions, vaguely forming a formation.
Rulai didn't care about Lin Tian's words, and when he cultivated to the point where he had reached this point, there were not many arrays in the world that could cause him trouble, but when Rulai heard that it was the Zhuxian Array, he almost burst into tears! Nima! Zhuxian Array! It was originally the thing of that guy in Tongtian, and it was personally given by Daozu Hongjun, and it was claimed that it was unbreakable if it was not the Four Saints! He did have a real saint in the West, or two, but he was also done with the Zhuxian Array...
In other words, this is a big killer against the saints! And what about Rulai? He just has the cultivation of a saint, there is no realm of a saint, the saint is determined by heaven, there are only a few, although there are many people who claim to be saints, but they are all the same as him, either the strength is almost or the realm is a little worse, don't look at it is only a little worse, but you just can't go up no matter how hard you try, just like the current game, you use the 1.0 version, the full level is 60, but the people use 2.0, the full level is 80! It's not that the hardware doesn't work, it's that the version is too low!
If you come to a little unbelieving, because the legend says that the four swords of Zhuxian were already bad when the three sects competed, no, in short, it was incomplete, but, what the hell is this!
If it weren't for the coercion from the sword, Rulai would almost think it was a fake!
If you can't beat him, you have to use a tactful method, and at the same time, you are more sure of one thing, hum! If you can take out the Zhuxian Array, you dare to say that you are not the old fellow of Taoism! Even if you are not, you can't get rid of them! There are only a few who can hide from him, and now that Buddhism is booming, this is naturally not what Taoism wants to see! So to sum it up, if you want to say, I see the truth! There will always be only one truth!
"Fellow Daoist, slow down!" Rulai stopped Lin Tian, who was just about to make a move, and then pulled the Buddha out from behind: "Fellow Daoist, look, this is our child..."
"......" Lin Tian was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red, he was so angry in his heart, Nima, what would you do if one day suddenly a man with a child told you this? Anyway, Lin Tian was disgusted.
"Why don't you stand there for me! I promise not to kill you!" Lin Tian pointed at Rulai, the whip had already been removed from his waist, and he was about to whip him a shandan dandan...
"Daoist friends are worried, but I still remember the Daming Lake back then... Eh, is that whip in front of the Nantian Gate?" "Rulai's little eyes are very resentful, this is the same as boyfriend and girlfriend, the seed is sown, the belly is big, and the child is born and it doesn't matter?
Lin Tian's eyebrows were almost wrinkled together, think about it carefully, Nima! No! This kid really has a relationship with himself! If you count it like this? I'm his father? I'll go! Can you imagine such a strange thing as having a child between two men? But it just happened!
Lin Tian glanced at the whip in his hand strangely, what kind of big killer weapon is this! This is the rhythm of pit to death! He actually acted as a seed spreader? Nima! Thinking that he didn't know how many immortals he had smoked, and how many 'his' babies were running around all over the ground, Lin Tian instantly felt that the road ahead was bleak, and besides, the pit of the system was not buried deeply!
"What nonsense!Come and die!" Lin Angel shook his head vigorously, trying to stop thinking about it, because he was afraid that he would have such a dream at night, in the dream, Lin Tian got up from the bed and stretched his waist, at this time, a group of white-bearded old men or middle-aged sweaters hugged the baby, and said to him with silky eyes, dear, come and have breakfast... I can't do it!
Therefore, Lin Tian moved, and the four swords of Zhu Immortal in the Zhu Immortal Array pointed directly at Rulai, trying to tear away the topic.
"Ah, mother, is he my father?" Buddha Sheng glanced at Rulai, who was very embarrassed, what did he say? Yes? Nima! This old face has been thrown away, is there anything! simply, he didn't say anything, since he didn't admit it, he didn't deny it...
Seeing that Rulai didn't speak, Buddha Sheng turned his head and asked Lin Tian crisply: "Big brother, are you my father?"
Lin Tian was speechless, of course, no matter how Lin Tian was, it was impossible for him to attack the child, at the moment, Lin Tian said a lot: "This... No, in terms of blood relationship, maybe you don't understand this thing, this is complicated, probably something like DNA arrangement..."
Okay, Lin Tian admitted, he said so much, he really didn't want to admit it! With a man, no, a group of men had a child? I'll go! The ghost will admit it, and what he said is right, they are indeed not related by blood, strictly speaking, they are indeed not father and son, but these children did appear because of him, and this is what makes people tangled.
If according to the concept of time in this world, the age of the Buddha is older than Lin Tiandu, but the growth is indeed very slow, in short, it is a child, and Lin Tian After a series of modern adults have a headache after hearing it, how can the Buddha give birth to a child to understand?
In short, Buddha Sheng was stunned by Lin Tian's words, but he understood one thing, that is, Lin Tian finally let Buddha Sheng understand that he was not his father, and a touch of disappointment appeared on Buddha Sheng's little face, and then he hid in Rulai's sleeve.
"Whew... It's finally done!" Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief, this kid is better than an adult!
"Come on, what else do you have to say now!Come on, come on, come down!Let me whip you a few times!" Lin Tian shook a whip flower and smiled proudly.
"Amitabha, fellow Daoist, although the Buddha is not related to you, but cause and effect are thrown in!" Rulai smiled slightly, he didn't care about the threat of the four swords of Zhu Xian, and he didn't eat Lin Tian's set at all, which means that I don't believe that you can shoot at me regardless of the comfort of children! Although cause and effect may seem nothing to ordinary immortals, but saints are different, if you don't believe that as a saint, Lin Tian will ignore the power of cause and effect!
Okay, this thing still thinks that Lin Tian is a saint, but Lin Tian is just an ordinary person at all, although he can guess a little, but he doesn't understand! So, as soon as these words came out, Lin Tian made a move, because he felt that he couldn't compete with the other party, and if you have thousands of reasons, people will grasp this point, no problem!
"Look at the move!" Lin Tian flicked the long whip in his hand and jerked it towards Rulai.
Rulai's eyes burst out, Nima! You are not authentic! How can you say that you can do it! It is still a whip that moves! How disgusting this whip is Rulai's heart is clear, in contrast, Rulai is more willing to face the four swords of Zhuxian...
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… (To be continued.) )