Chapter 799: The Daily Life of the Nightmare Squad
Berlin, Germany.
There are no lights, and the spacious bungalows are a little dim.
From time to time, a bright light rises, and it turns out to be a huge wall-mounted TV on the wall.
On the sofa opposite the TV, the Nightmare Squad and others gathered here with Luo Jingwei.
At this moment, they stared at the TV screen with nervous expressions.
When the people inside crossed the finish line and the narrator's crazy roar sounded, the team members stood up excitedly, hugged each other, and cheered for this moment of victory.
"Yes, Qin Hao did it!"
Luo Jingwei waved her pink fist and jumped high, like a goal star celebrating.
There was also a rare smile on Dao Mani's cold face: "I never thought that the master would lose. ”
The thief god is much more practical, even if it is a celebration, he does not forget the goal.
He opened his arms and rushed towards the Enchantress, only to be greeted by a heel.
It turned out that it was the Enchantress who raised her head straight and faced the door of the thief god.
"Uh...... Little Ji Ji, when you're so excited, can't we hug it?"
The thief god was a little weak and swallowed his throat.
"Hmph, just pay attention to you obscene man, and you still want to hide it from my mother!"
Xiao Ji Ji's long legs were deliberately shaken, a bit like Chun-Li was wielding.
The thief god took a step back, and his nervous color turned into a lewd smile: "Hey, hey, I know that it's not so easy to rub Xiao Jiji's oil, and she deserves to be a heroine among women." ”
"It's useless to slap on the back!"
The enchantress still hasn't let go of her long legs.
But the thief's eyes lit up: "Wow, white!"
"You!"
The enchantress realized that it was the scenery under her skirt that was exposed, and hurriedly put her long legs down, grabbed a water glass on the table and smashed it.
The thief god didn't dodge, and shouted, "Master apprentice!"
The next moment, Luo Jingwei next to her stepped on her feet, and the person had flashed in front of the thief god.
Swish!
Her slender arm quickly reached out and held the glass firmly in her hand.
Half a glass of water, not a drop was spilled.
"Huh. ”
The enchantress's eyes lit up, forgetting the trouble of being rubbed with oil just now, and exclaimed: "Sister Jingwei, you are so powerful!"
Luo Jingwei put down the water glass, her face was flushed: "It's because the master of the god thief taught it well." Also, Sister Enchantress, don't be so violent. Today is the big day for Qin Hao to win the championship!"
The thief came over shamelessly: "That's it, it's rare, what's wrong with letting me hug it? I'm afraid that I'll not be able to do it? Even if I do, it's not a big deal, you know, I've been trying my best to train my master and apprentice these days!"
"Phew!"
The enchantress snorted with disdain: "Just your little nail still pushes up to me, take it and do the work of threading the needle." ”
Luo Jingwei blushed and said, "Master thief, you are still very handsome when you are obviously serious, why do you do this on purpose......
The thief god hugged his arms and said proudly: "You don't understand, obscenity is an attitude to life, and I am destined to go forever on this road." ”
Luo Jingwei felt regretful, and the thief god said again: "Sister Jingwei, don't think that obscenity is like me. In fact, the real master of obscenity is without a trace. He can be serious or obscene, know people's seven emotions and six desires, and can hide obscenity in his heart. Many people look good on the surface, but in their hearts, they actually ...... Tut-tut, I don't want to say it. ”
"You've said so much, have you ever seen such a person?"
Luo Jingwei asked very curiously.
The thief god smiled: "I've seen it, it's the master." ”
"You said Qin Hao?"
Luo Jingwei covered her mouth, and her beautiful eyes widened: "He...... How is he?"
She remembered that when she first met Qin Hao, she pretended to be a royal sister and teased others.
Qin Hao, who is a little shy like that, is actually a lewd man?
The thief god pretended to smile mysteriously: "You don't understand this, the master's obscenity has reached the point of perfection, to the point of not showing the mountain dew." Master, apprentice, you are so pure, it's normal that you can't see it. ”
"I can testify to this, the captain is indeed very obscene. ”
The enchantress stood up and continued to mend the knife, her face showing shyness: "At that time, I was changing clothes in the lounge...... The captain is ...... outside the door."
I can't go on with that, but that shy look is completely like being insulted by my sweetheart.
Luo Jingwei's face turned pale, and she said angrily: "Qin Hao...... He turned out to be such a person!"
The thief god and the enchantress looked at each other, and there was a hint of success in their eyes.
Qiang.
The knife maniac walked over, half of the knife in the scabbard was exposed, and said coldly: "You are slandering the master, I am going to draw the knife." ”
"Oops, run!"
The thief god raised his hand and ran, and the enchantress stuck in his waist: "What, are you jealous of the knife? Could it be that you are the one who peeked at me outside the door to change my clothes?"
"You...... Don't talk nonsense!"
The knife maniac is a stuffy gourd, and he is the opponent of the enchantress.
A sentence was choked, and his tough face was a little red: "I didn't peek at you, in short, the master is not that kind of person! Don't speak ill of him again!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Luo Jingwei in a respectful tone: "Master, don't listen to these two people talking nonsense. ”
"I'm fine. ”
Luo Jingwei nodded, her heart was still complicated, Qin Hao, is he really a master of obscenity?
"Master, you've been learning from the thief for a long time, and you can almost learn the knife technique from me. ”
The knife maniac said with a serious expression.
Because they were afraid that Luo Jingwei would be burdened with her studies, the four tutors decided to teach separately
。 First of all, the thief god will take him for a period of time to cultivate the dexterity and spirituality of the body.
After that, it is up to the respective tutor to decide.
Judging from Luo Jingwei's interception of the water cup just now, after these days of training, Luo Jingwei's physical fitness has improved rapidly, and she has a little bit of a martial arts master.
"Is that okay?"
Luo Jingwei changed her head and asked the thief god from afar.
The thief god hiding in the corner roared: "Knife maniac, you bastard, my master has only been learning from me for a week, and you will rob people, my skills are as vast as the sea, how can I become a teacher without studying for ten and a half years?"
"Phew!"
This sentence, even the enchantress can't stand it, "Little thief, you still have to learn ten years for your ability to steal chickens and dogs?"
After speaking, she stepped forward and took Luo Jingwei's little hand: "Good sister, learn poison from me...... The knife maniac fights and kills, it's not suitable for a girl like you!"
"You're spewing blood!"
The knife was furious, "There are so many people who use knives, and there are not many well-known female swordsmen in the world?"
The Enchantress just wanted to refute, but there was a rolling sound of "grunt" at the scene, like iron hitting the ground.
She subconsciously looked down and saw a grenade rolling over.
"Run!"
The thief god in the distance shouted, and the three of them ran away in an instant.
Five seconds later, the bomb didn't explode, and Giggs on the couch came over to pick up the grenade, burping with a drunken face: "I accidentally dropped it." ”
(End of chapter)