At first, she pretended to be and couldn't wait. But when I did take off my pants, guess what? All of a sudden, she stabbed me with an awl, 10 times in a row! What a great assassin!"

Big brother and sister, you understand now, right? I'm not a pervert, I'm not looking for excitement. If I don't look for it, I will come with 10 cone stabs, and if I look for it again, I won't be alive?

"That's what the Assassins said?" Yaya laughed.

"She also forced me to play Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law. ”

"0 distance contact, it seems that Miaomiao is good for you. Yaya said.

"It's okay to force me to walk down the aisle with her on my back, but it's to force me to climb a tree with her on my back. If I don't climb, I pinch my ears, saying that it is for an edible fungus - white fungus, which is boosted by seedlings. Now you see, my right ear is 1 centimeter taller than my left, right?"

"There is 1 mm. Yaya told him.

"We Chinese girls are amazing, aren't we?" said Tie Dan.

"Well, though, you're also confident in your honey. When you go to college, you will be willing to go down to the dust and compete to be an easygirl for foreign students. Some universities are now reduced to red light districts. Yuri plesken said.

"Nonsense!" Tie Dan Yaya and Miaomiao said in unison.

"Really. Chinese girls are really open. In fact, you Chinese girls have always been described as easygirls by our crooked nuts. Do you know why this is the case? In fact, this is inseparable from their relationship with foreign admiration. Many girls who are studying abroad or in China want to connect with some foreigners, and get a ticket to a green card abroad by confirming the relationship between two boyfriends and girlfriends! It's that foreigners are especially easy to soak in beautiful Chinese girls, and the image of your Chinese girls has also become an easygirl in foreign populations. ”

"Then when we go to college, we'll turn this situation around!" Yaya said.

"Don't wait until then, it's already reversed!" Miao Miao pointed at him

Yuri plesken said, "You kid only had one WeChat chat with me, and you spent thousands of miles to teach us spoken English, isn't it easy to hook up? ”

"Don't die with a hard mouth, and don't weep when you don't see the coffin. Yuri plesken said.

"You use the wrong words. Tie Dan said.

"If you don't reach the Yellow River, you won't die. Yuri plesken said again.

"Still a misnomer. Miao Miao said.

"Hmph! You middle school students are just frogs at the bottom of the well, and you don't know the outside world. In some universities, some students go to the international college when they have nothing to do, and when they meet a foreign student who comes for exchange, they will take the initiative to go up and talk to them. What are they for? Just to get a foreign boyfriend. Even if many female college students reject a large number of suitors, they will take the initiative to send themselves to the door in the face of foreign students. Some girls rush to a foreigner without hesitation. ”

"Fart, Hugh will slander us Chinese female college students again, otherwise...... Where's my awl?" Miao Miao reprimanded harshly.

"Listen to me first. I heard an exchange student from Australia threaten to say that I have a 100% chance of sleeping with a Chinese girl. There is also a dark-skinned international student who also said: I have been in China for a year, and I have already been killed by 100 people. ”

"Just brag, you foreign devils are so attractive?"

"Isn't it? You just look at the foreign brother in front of you, am I tall, white, and handsome? Besides, falling in love with a foreigner is the freshest. There is a large number of girls whose wish is to have a mixed-race baby. Due to the Westernization of aesthetics, we foreigners are born with the advantage of appearance, whether it is a strong figure, or a strong sense of three-dimensional facial features, coupled with the influence of various Hollywood movies, our foreign boys are often favored by countless Chinese girls. ”

But they don't intend to give their true feelings, just by virtue of their skin color and foreigner status, even if they are shy, there will be girls with meat buns and dogs, and even goddesses. Some of the lovelorn kings in their own countries have now become fans of Wan Niu. ”

"If that's true, then our college sisters are too ashamed, right?" Yaya said.

"Shame on you? They can cheat on foreign boyfriends, they can learn English 24 hours a day, and they can take them out on the street and attract attention......" said Yuri plesken.

"Where's my awl......" Miao Miao looked like she was looking for an awl again.

Crooked Guoren thought that she was scaring him again, but she found a sewing needle, threw it from a distance, and the dart with a long tail pierced into Crooked Guoren's tiger's mouth.

The crooked nut cried out with a leap of foot, and quickly pulled out the needle himself.

"That's not to say that. Yuri plesken was honest and said, "I love Chinese riddles. Let's each tell a riddle for everyone to guess, shall we?"

"Okay. The others spoke in unison.

"Go all the way to the left. Typing. It must be a riddle with a word to be carried out. "American college students come out with the mystery first.

sentence. Miao Miao opened her mouth and came.

"Go to the village again. Typing. "Wonderful.

"Trees. Yaya guessed right away.

"The top goes to the bottom, the bottom goes to the top, the two ends go to the middle, and the middle goes to the two ends. "Yaya is out of the way.

"Ten. Yuri plesken guessed.

"Wrong. Yaya said.

"To. Tie Dan guessed.

"Flat ground to build three floors. Iron Egg riddles at Yuri plesken, meaning to let him guess.

"Lu. Yuri plesken guessed.

"No, one layer is missing. ”

"Chang. Yuri plesken replied again.

"No, there's an extra layer. ”

"Purpose. Yuri plesken said out loud.

"You guessed it. Miao Miao gave Yuri plesken a thumbs up.

"No, guess again. Tie Dan said.

"Why?!" Yuri plesken was not convinced.

"It should be and. Tie Dan said.

"You can't be mistaken!" Yuri plesken was still unconvinced.

"The eyes have to be right. Miao Miao said again.

"That's right. Yaya said.

"Okay, the minority obeys the majority. "Iron egg compromise.

Yuri plesken smiled again and suggested, "Let's each recite a poem." ”

"Okay. The other three agreed.

"Start with the smallest. Yuri plesken said.

"Cut. Miao Miao disliked this proposal, but then recited "Peacock Flying Southeast".

Yaya continued to carry it. The "Mulan Ci" memorized.

Then the iron egg back. Back "Rock Top Pine":

The home of the wind

A bird's paradise

Stars fall on the branches

Bai Yun lightly pulled his arms

In order to meet countless ardent yearnings

You wave your palms with enthusiasm

Guided tour of the moon

Guided tour of the sun

Finally Yuri plesken back. "Chinese New Year's Eve":

The song of broken window paper

It's over

There are no ripples on the glass

The new house is in a dark red dream

The kitten has its eyes open

The puppy has his eyes open

Soft on the back

Hot gas floats

There is a bright star on the haystack

Tie Dan took the lead in applauding.

"But I don't know what Gu Cheng meant, who will tell me?" said Yuri plesken.

"He had begged me to tell him, but I didn't understand it. Gu Cheng writes poems in the same way as making people guess riddles. Miao Miao said.

"Then please tell Tiedan. Yaya said.

"Okay. Tie Dan then said: