Seeing Zhao Huaiyang's expression full of grievances, I was a little speechless: "Then how can you not die?"

"What, Brother Fei, if you ask that, I feel that if I can eat some small barbecue now, and then stuff two bottles of beer, it may be better!" Zhao Huaiyang clicked his lips and replied unashamedly.

"Oh, then your life is cheap. Yang Tao was also amused: "Two bottles of beer can save your life?"

"Actually, I don't know if beer can save my life, but I feel that after drinking these two beers, I may be able to live a little more exciting. ”

Yang Tao and I looked at each other and smiled, and looked at Zhao Huaiyang and Zhou Tong: "Otherwise, the four of us will find a place to drink something?"

"Just a few of us drinking, and there's no atmosphere. When Zhao Huaiyang heard this, he was also a little lacking in interest.

"It's you who want to drink, and it's you who says that no one is either, how can you drop it, just have a meal, and I have to find you some girls to accompany you?"

"Hey, Brother Fei, otherwise, let's buy something and go to Lao Ma's to drink?" Zhou Tong on the side heard this, and interjected very wittily: "Aren't Brother Gang and An Tong there, there are more people, and it must be more lively than now." ”

", you clean the calf, you forgot, Brother Gang hurt his stomach, he has glucose hanging all day long, and he can't even drink water, you go to his place to eat chicken feather rice!" Zhao Huaiyang heard this, turned his head and scolded Zhou Tong.

"Hey?!" After listening to Zhao Huaiyang's words, I suddenly brightened up and nodded: "Okay, let's go to Lao Ma's to eat!"

"Brother Fei, didn't you hear me clearly when I spoke just now?" Zhao Huaiyang looked at me depressedly: "Didn't I say, Brother Gang can't eat!"

"! If he can eat, I won't go!" I grinned and looked at Yang Tao: "Do you want to go?"

"It's kind of funny if you say that. When Yang Tao heard this, he also laughed.

The four of us hit it off, left the office directly, and took a taxi to Lao Ma's clinic.

On this day, there were a lot of patients at Lao Ma's clinic, and when we went, he was helping a bastard who had been injured in a fight to get stitches, so we said hello and walked straight upstairs.

"Hey, Master, didn't you say that this thing could be called, so why didn't she make a sound?" As soon as we reached the staircase, we heard An Tong's voice coming from the hospital room.

"Huh, yes!" Shi Yigang's voice was also a little curious: "You take a good look at the manual, did we put the battery upside down?"

"No, I've tried it over and over again several times. ”

"That's the battery is dead!"

"There must be a little, I specially bought Nanfu, the packaging says it, with a contraceptive ring on it, quack is a good thing!"

"Isn't it a shaped ring?"

"Oh, don't worry about the ring, there must be electricity anyway!"

“……！”

'Bang!'

I stood in the doorway, listened to the conversation between the two men in confusion, and then pushed the door open.

'Fluttering!'

In the room, An Tong, who was facing away from us, heard the voice, like a cat that had been frightened, arched his body, and then quickly stuffed something in his hand under the bed, vaguely, I didn't see what the thing in his hand was, in short, it was quite big, it was quite white, An Tong finished hiding things, and turned around suddenly: "Who?!"

"What the are you hiding?" Seeing An Tong's movements, Yang Tao and a few of us looked curious.

"Ahh

"Hey, what's that under your bed, why do I look like a foot?" Zhao Huaiyang stretched out his hand and pointed to An Tong's feet and asked.

I followed Zhao Huaiyang's look, it was really a foot, looking at the size, it was still a woman's foot, and I was stunned: "You two are crazy, Lao Ma This is a clinic, not a kiln shop, if he knows that you two are going to this young lady, he must not kick you two to death! Hurry up, let her come out, and leave immediately!"

"You two really don't have anyone, the two of you are partnering to find a girl, what's the matter, you want to make a baby in a joint venture!" Yang Tao also laughed and looked at Shi Yigang: "You are like this, are you not honest?"

"The charm of my person, you should also know a little bit about it, the fortune teller said, this melancholy aura in me seems to be full of an inexplicable attraction to the opposite sex forever. After Shi Yigang made a low-key brag B, he scratched his nose: "But today's incident is really not what you think." ”

"Yes, it's not what you think!" An Tong said this, and as soon as he raised his leg, he kicked that foot directly under the bed.

"Ah~uh...... Yes...... ...... force"

was kicked by An Tong like this, and a woman's moan suddenly came from under the bed.

'Brush!'

Hearing this voice, everyone was stunned, and the room suddenly fell silent.

"Hey, Master, it's repaired!" An Tong heard the sound under the bed, and immediately became happy, and then stretched out his hand, and pulled out a person directly from under the bed, and raised one hand, I looked at the person in his hand, it was a very beautiful girl, the naked figure was exquisite, but the expression was particularly stiff, I realized that these two people were in the house, and they were tinkering with inflatable dolls.

"Damn, what's the going on?" Zhou Tong saw the inflatable doll in An Tong's hand, stepped forward in two steps, and reached out to touch the doll: "Is the technology so advanced now? This is too realistic, right?"

"Nonsense, if it's not true, can I buy her for more than 30,000 yuan!" An Tong hugged the doll and replied proudly.

"How much?" Hearing the price of this thing, I felt my brain buzz: "You have the money to burn, you spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy such a thing?!"

The rest of the people were also a little confused: "That's it, find a living person for a few hundred yuan, you buy a plastic person, it costs tens of thousands, what do you think?"

"Oh, you don't understand!" An Tong waved his hand: "In the past few days, the two of us have been hospitalized here, and my master has taught me a lot of unheard of postures, Italian cavalry, Russian turntable! Do you all understand? I think that kind of difficult posture must be mastered before I can take it, otherwise others will definitely look down on me, so after careful consideration, I spent money to buy a sparring partner!"

"What the is the turntable, there's no such bad money. I looked at the tall imitation doll in An Tong's hand, and I couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't lie at all, you JB grew up on your body, you really didn't suffer at all, you are really willing to spend money on it!"

Shi Yigang and Zhou Tong, these two people, the family conditions are different, and their academic qualifications are not on the same level, at first glance, it seems that Li Kui and Zhang Fei, although it seems that they can't be matched, but if they really want to make do with the two of them, they can definitely play the role of one plus one is greater than two, especially in terms of pulling calves, these two people can be called talented.

If it is said that the chief and Shengdong company, the two people who are the least involved in personnel, neither of them need to run for election, they are absolutely unanimously approved, a brain is hot, dare to say anything, a rich and powerful family, dare to do anything, and do things without brains, it is really a match, take today's incident as an example, I don't have to think about it, An Tong spent tens of thousands of yuan to buy an inflatable doll, which was definitely picked up by Shi Yigang, and if it was not as good as an accident, the first time of this inflatable doll, it would definitely have to make Shi Yigang a scourge.

"I knew you were so rich, I would have contacted you in advance, and when the time comes, you give me the money, and I'll pout for you to practice!" Zhou Tong finished speaking to An Tong, stretched out his hand, grabbed a handful on the chest of the inflatable doll, and looked excited: "Damn, no wonder this thing is expensive, this feel is too realistic!"

"It's just a rarity, let me tell you, her most awesome function is automatic shrinkage and electric heating, forget it, you don't understand what I said anyway......" An Tong saw Zhou Tong's envious expression, his face was proud, and he didn't know what he was proud of in public, holding an inflatable doll in his hand.

Zhou Tong was stunned by An Tong's bluff, and then sniffed: "Electric heating, you're not afraid of leakage." ”

"I'm willing to leak electricity, can you manage it? An Tong glanced blankly and replied disapprerovingly.

"Hey, Brother Tong, you give me this thing to play with. Zhou Tong looked at the inflatable doll in An Tong's arms, and his eyes were about to glow red.

"Get out! Get out!" An Tong heard this, and immediately hid the doll behind him: "You really dare to open your mouth! You have seen anyone who is idle and borrows his daughter-in-law all day long!"

"Daughter-in-law?" Zhou Tong was stunned when he heard this, and pointed to the doll: "Isn't this a human-shaped plastic bag?"

"Even if she's a plastic bag, the two of us have feelings, do love, do love, do without love, what to do? right, Master!"

"That's right! If you can realize this, then you have once again been qualitatively sublimated in the experience of the crotch of your pants!" Shi Yigang glanced at An Tong with relief, and then waved his hand at us: "You guys have something to do, just leave if you have nothing to do, we still have to go to class!"

"You're like this, don't forget to delay other people's children, I'm really convinced!" I saw Shi Yigang, who was lying on the hospital bed, with his stomach wrapped around his waist and glucose on his arm, and suddenly gave a thumbs up.

"You don't understand the happiness of our men, after all, everyone has their own pursuits. Shi Yigang waved his hand indifferently: "What are you doing here?

"Isn't this the parking lot thing settled, I'll come over and tell you, and take a look at you by the way. I sat on the edge of the bed on the side: "I divided the shares of the parking lot into four points, An Tong, Xiaotao, and you, let's ......"

"Oh, I don't understand those things you told me, anyway, what you say, I'll listen to it, and when the time comes to dividends, you just give me the money. Shi Yigang replied with a big grin.

"Hehe, okay. Hearing Shi Yigang say this, I stopped chattering, and reached out to pick up an orange next to the bed.

"Hey, if you want to eat, go out and eat. Shi Yigang saw me taking the fruit, and immediately interjected.

"Why don't you let you eat it?" I looked at Shi Yigang: "I've grown so big, I've only heard of a smoke-free ward, and I really haven't heard of a ward where you can't eat fruit." ”

"Nonsense, I've been lying in bed for a week, I don't let me eat or drink water every day, I can only use glucose to support me, don't you feel a little immoral when you eat in front of me!"

'Knock knock!'

While the two of us were talking, a man knocked on the door at the door of the room: "Dude, is it the takeout you ordered in this house?"

"Oh, why did you come? Looking at the people at the door, Yang Tao suddenly smiled and looked at Zhao Huaiyang and them: "Quick, come and help, I'm starving!"

"My fried cow Huanxi, did you send it?" Zhao Huaiyang and a few of them heard this, and they all came up and began to take the things in the man's hand.

"Hey, you guys, get out of here!" Shi Yigang saw Zhou Tong's appearance and immediately scolded.

"Okay!" Zhou Tong grinned, and returned to the ward with his things.

"I'll let you get out!" Shi Yigang's face turned green: "I said why are you so kind to come and see me, phew!

Hearing Shi Yigang's swearing, a few of us didn't pay attention to him at all, and then put together the bedside table or something, and began to put things on it, and the ward was soon filled with a smell of food.

'Bang!'

Zhao Huaiyang stretched out his hand to open a bottle of beer, suffocated half a bottle in one breath, and then burped: "Oops, it's so comfortable!"

'Boom!'

Shi Yigang saw the appearance of a few of us, and slowly swallowed his saliva: "Hey, what do you mean, seeing the two of us injured, come and get angry that we are coming, aren't you?"

After listening to Shi Yigang's words, An Tong stood in place and glanced around: "You two, who are you with?"

"Nonsense, I'll follow you!" Shi Yigang was a little speechless: "You say, these people are so bad, seeing that the two of us are injured, and they are coming to this dinner, oops, I'm angry! An Tong, hurry up, get them out!"

"What, when you talk, don't always do it for the two of us, I hurt my leg, and my stomach is fine. As An Tong spoke, he limped to us: "Do you have any wine, bring me a bottle too!"