When Kiki was free, he wanted to get a driver's license.

As soon as this idea was posted in the circle of friends, no one couldn't help laughing.

Haha, blind man - highly myopic person, also have to take a driver's license?

Ke Qiqi still wanted to take the test, so he chatted with Xiaohong, who had a motorcycle driving book, on WeChat and asked her to help learn subject one.

Xiaohong came to Qiqi's house. I brought a book and told me how to practice on my mobile phone, and then the two of them practiced with books and mobile phones, and practiced mock exams over and over again.

After practicing for a long time, he went to stand on the north-south road outside the village, which was outside his house, and let Qiqi look into the distance.

"This can cure the pseudomyopia. Xiaohong said.

At this time, someone at the entrance of the village spoke: "Chen Qiqi will also engage in a partner?"

"He's got into a blind man, unless the sky falls, all other men die!"

Xiaohong and Qiqi looked at each other. Don't talk so harshly, isn't it good?

Seeing that Qiqi was trembling with anger, Xiaohong took his hand and walked more than 40 meters south to the small bridge at the entrance of the village, hugged Qiqi and kissed him.

Kiki was at a loss, but Red motioned for him to hug her tight.

"You also said that people can't get a partner, they have no eyes, right?"

When eating at the dinner table, Xiaohong and Qiqi also deliberately sandwiched vegetables with each other - old pickles, eyebrows, and drank noodle soup and drank a cup of soup.

"Spill all the noodle soup on the table, don't hand over the glass, okay?" Qiqi Niang sarcastically said.

"Never mind the young people, you won't let others do it. Chen Shan said.

"I will, I won't drink that with you, you'll never think about it for the rest of your life. ”

"You don't like him, why do you still be his wife?" asked Kiki his mother.

"It's not for the sake of giving birth to you!"

Kiki and Red almost fell under the table.

After dinner, the fake couple continued to do the subject 1 practice questions.

In the dead of night, Qiqi suddenly asked, "Sister, where is the room where you sleep tonight?"

"How do you sleep when your sister comes back?"

"Just squeeze into a room with me. ”

"Then I'll squeeze you in one room. ”

"There is no audience anymore, and you still continue to play the role of the object?"

"If you dare to touch a single hair of your sister and me, I will let you die without a place to be buried. ”

"It's so fierce, what if I dream at night?"

"It's okay to touch one, it's okay to touch more than two. ”

Yes?

The next morning, the two of them went out for morning exercises, holding their arms for a while, hugging their waists for a while, shouting "dear" for a while, and saying "Mo Mo Da" for a while, deliberately starving to death those who despise Qiqi, and making Qiqi a super male god, making Muraka feel that they can't climb high in a helicopter, a cloud, or a rocket.

After breakfast, Aunt Bin in the village came to Qiqi's house to buy tomatoes sold by his father, and it happened that Momo also came to buy them.

Qiqi Niang said: "I don't recognize the scales, I deserve to give you less!"

"Dare to give us less scales, we'll give you foreign money tickets, haha!" Aunt Bin and Momo both opened their mouths and laughed.

Aunt Bin asked Momo: "Ugly daughter-in-law, didn't you go to the driving school to practice driving?"

"I really don't want to practice, I practice so much that the two of them fight!" Momo said.

"Oh, if you don't practice, you won't fight?

"I took the second subject once, but I didn't pass it. Momo said.

"Stupid. Qiqi Niang said.

"Aunt Shan, you're not stupid, you go to the exam!"

"I don't need it, I ride a bike. If I can afford a car, I'm guaranteed to get by!"

"Don't blow you up. Aunt Bin said Qiqi Niang.

"Let's talk about it slowly. Momo said.

"Slow down, is it so tiring to practice a car?"

"Are you so tired? You don't know. Momo said, "It's more annoying than watering the ground in the middle of the night with a light rain." The key is not that he is tired, it's that rough donkey coach, just shouting with all his might, making people concussed and injured their hearts!"

"Why is he so bad-tempered?" interjected.

"It was okay when I first came, but now I have revealed my true nature!" Momo said, turned on his phone, and showed everyone a photo of a coach posted in the circle of friends.

Red and Kiki saw the picture. The coach's back was quite impressive, with a checkered scarf, his right index finger and thumb gesturing, and turning the steering wheel back to the right when talking about the distance between the body and the library angle.

"Why is this person so familiar?" Xiaohong said, suddenly turning pale, pulling Qiqi back into the house and saying, "Especially like a wanted drug trafficker on the Internet!"