Chapter 265: Falling in Love and Touching the Head to Kill
Jackie Chan finally opened his mouth and promised. "Tell this villager that if he agrees to dig up the grave, I will give their family's grave and set up a separate feng shui pattern to protect their family for a hundred years!"
After saying this, Zhang Tianyi took Liu Jiaojiao and Liu Laohan and left, and the other villagers also left one after another, and the village chief stood in place for a long time, thinking about countermeasures.
"Brother Yi, the reason has really been found, what is the way to crack it? Tell me, I'm still a little excited. Liu Jiaojiao grinned, how cute she was, she grabbed Zhang Tianyi's arm and didn't let go, and asked vigorously.
"The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, if you want to tell you, then the method will not work, do you still want to hear it?" Zhang Tianyi patted Liu Jiaojiao's little head again and opened his mouth to scare.
Zhang Tianyi felt that it was just right for him to pat Liu Jiaojiao's little head, and Liu Jiaojiao was also very good at cooperating, whenever he was touched by Zhang Tianyi's head, he would shrink his white little neck, which felt really cute.
No, Zhang Tianyi is still a little addicted.
"Then I still don't listen, it's not easy to keep you, in case you think of a method that doesn't work, it will have an impact on your reputation, and it's been in vain to work for the village for so long, I'd better stop squinting by myself." Liu Jiaojiao stuck out her tongue and said.
The family also returned to Liu Laohan's house, and Aunt Liu was busy and made a table of good dishes.
After eating happily, she was ready to go to bed, but she made a difficulty, because Liu Jiaojiao had two rooms at home, one was where her parents lived, and the other was where she lived when she came home from vacation.
Zhang Tianyi, a young man, has no place to live, and there are no sofas in the countryside, only a few small square benches, let alone lying down, Zhang Tianyi feels embarrassed when he sits.
"Otherwise, you sleep with Jiaojiao, and let Master Zhang and me live in the same room. Liu Laohan thought for a while and said.
This distribution is actually very reasonable, because it is nothing for Zhang Tianyi to live with the old man, and it is just right for the mother and daughter to live in a bed.
However, this very suitable method was directly rejected by Aunt Liu.
"Your feet stinky are breathless, and you still snore and grind your teeth and fart when you sleep, Master Zhang is a noble guest, and you need to rest well at night, how can you sleep like this?" Aunt Liu said righteously.
It can be regarded as putting all the shortcomings of ordinary people sleeping on Liu Laohan's body, but whether it is true or not, I am afraid that only Aunt Liu herself knows, anyway, Zhang Tianyi does not know.
"The smell of my feet is a little bigger, but I don't grind my teeth, don't snore, don't fart..."
Although he is a lot older, in front of Zhang Tianyi, an outsider, he can't help but blush when his wife says such a cowardly thing.
"You're all asleep, do you know if you fart or not? I've been scared to wake up several times at night, and I must not let Master Zhang sleep with you!" Aunt Liu said with a deeply touched expression.
Liu Laohan didn't open his mouth when he heard this, because he did not know whether he had done these things after he fell asleep, and the bystanders clearly understood.
"Then what do you say? I can't let Master Zhang sleep on the bench, it's too rude, I don't feel at ease to go to his neighbor's house, and it's not suitable. Liu Laohan said helplessly.
And Aunt Liu showed a slight smile on her face at this time, as if she was quite satisfied with what Liu Laohan said.
"I think so, let Master Zhang and Jiaojiao sleep in the same room, anyway, they also slept in the same house in the city before, and there is nothing to avoid. Aunt Liu said in a surprising voice.
Zhang Tianyi's mouth suddenly grew when he heard this, is this thing busy? I actually let Bing Qingyujie's daughter share a room with other men, my God...
"Oh, Mom, what do you say? Is it appropriate for the two of us to live together?" Liu Jiaojiao's face turned red when she heard this, even to her neck, and she said while stomping her feet.
However, it can be seen that although she is shy, she does not exclude Zhang Tianyi from sleeping with her, and even has a little expectation.
Of course, the one who understands her daughter is her biological parents, Aunt Liu saw her daughter's thoughts at a glance, and spoke again.
"What's inappropriate? Do you still let your mother sleep in the same bed with Master Zhang? Hurry back and get ready, your bed hasn't been inhabited for months, and a layer of dust has fallen on it. ”
"Auntie, this is not very good..."Zhang Tianyi, who was hiding on the side, did not speak for a long time.
But now it's not okay not to speak, this Aunt Liu seems to be a simple peasant woman on the surface, how can she be so bold when she speaks?
"Don't say it, there's nothing bad, stay at Auntie's house, I will make your stay comfortable, your uncle and I will also go back to the room to sleep, you two should rest early, there are important things tomorrow, hurry up and don't let Auntie do it!" After Aunt Liu finished speaking, she couldn't wait to directly take Zhang Tianyi to Liu Jiaojiao's bed.
This mother is really painstaking for her daughter's happiness, and she can get out.
In fact, I really can't blame Aunt Liu for being like this, Zhang Tianyi is handsome and chic, suave, extremely modest and easy-going, and a capable person, where to find such a son-in-law?
If you miss this village, you won't have this shop, and if you don't step up to cook raw rice and mature rice, Aunt Liu will be uneasy.
"Oops... Are you my own mother? How do I feel that it was sent by phone bills? Liu Jiaojiao was so angry by her mother's words that she stomped her feet straight.
Then he turned around and returned to the room, but he didn't lock the door, but hid it, which was too obvious, that is, let Zhang Tianyi follow.
Seeing this situation, the latter thought to himself that if he didn't comply, then Aunt Liu might come up with some kind of moth, anyway, he just slept in one room, and there was no hard requirement to sleep in a bed, so he followed.
As soon as he entered the room, he suddenly had a girlish breath, and all the pink utensils were similar to those in Xu Ruoyan's house.
"Ahem... It seems that you really like pink. Zhang Tianyi coughed lightly twice, and had nothing to say.
"Ahh Yes, what girl doesn't like pink? Pink represents intimacy, and it is full of girlish breath, but Sister Xu doesn't like it, because she is the type of strong woman, which is not quite the same as a small jasper like me. Xu Jiaojiao hurriedly replied.
"Hehe, Xiaojia Jasper is very good, at least I won't have a cold war with you, oops, the more domineering the president, the more difficult it is to get it. Zhang Tianyi suddenly let out a long sigh and sighed from the bottom of his mouth.