Chapter 70: The Pure Land of Buddhism

A gleam flashed in his eyes, and he had an expression of sudden realization, "I think the two donors still have something to do." ”

"Huh?"

Ye Chen and Fifth Dream both looked at him with puzzled expressions.

"Almost what?" Ye Chen's pious gaze fell on the round face of Monk Miaozhen.

"That's right, it's almost something, Master Miaozhen come quickly, don't sell it with me!"

Fifth Dream also asked in a hurried tone.

It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry.

Seeing that the black clouds covering their heads were about to be dispersed, the two of them who had not changed their bodies looked worried.

"You don't get close enough, you should hug each other quickly. Monk Miaozhen smiled slightly and said the mystery.

Originally, I wanted to say that it should be like glue, but after thinking about it, forget it, he still don't talk nonsense.

When the time comes, the mandarin duck spectrum will be messed up, and the red line will be drawn by a fake moon.

This kind of thing, I can't say it accurately, it's a very ethereal thing, and it's wonderful.

The fifth dream blushed suddenly, and the thought of having to do such an intimate action with this nasty ghost made his heartbeat inexplicably faster, which was very inexplicable.

"Do you really have to do that?" the fifth dream asked the monk in a consultative tone.

"Well, don't care about the difference between men and women at this time!" Monk Miaozhen pointed his fingertips to the sky, his right palm to the left, and nodded slightly.

We've already figured out each other, and we know it clearly, and now we still care about this... Ye Chen felt a little ridiculous about the cowardly posture of the fifth dream now.

After gritting his teeth, the fifth dream pursed his lips, looked unwilling, glanced at Ye Chen beside him, and muttered in a low voice: "I hold myself, I hold myself..."

She hypnotized herself, which made Ye Chen angry and funny.

The fifth dream opened his arms and wanted to hug Ye Chen.

Ye Chen was naturally a little brazen, and before the other party could surround him, he tightly clamped the other party, and asked the opinion of the Miaozhen monk on the side loudly: "Is this tight enough?"

Monk Miaozhen: "Yes!"

I only felt a huge force coming from my chest, and the fifth dream let out a panicked "mutter", and was tightly restrained by Ye Chen.

This guy is so shameless, shameless guy.

Although she was in a mood of complaining, she had to do something for it, and she could only suffer a dumb loss again.

"You ......" Fifth Dream glanced at her face, this was the first time she had seen her face up close, and she wanted to say something, but the other party's breathing could be heard, and she wanted to speak and stopped.

The faces of the two are very close, and there is nothing wrong with saying something ambiguous in this kind of scene.

But Ye Chen didn't know what was going on with the brain circuit, he frowned slightly, and the spinach eliminated his breath. With a look of disdain, he asked, "Did you eat garlic today, and your breath is so big?" ”

"I ......" This suffocating question made the fifth dream silent, not knowing what to say, on the one hand, there were no words, and on the other hand, he was angry.

"What are you, are you justified in eating garlic? Now the bitter master is me!" Ye Chen sighed.

Fifth Meng turned her head and glanced away, and after a light "hum", she didn't continue to talk to Ye Chen, this was the first time she disliked her face.

"Two donors, keep this posture, the little monk will retire first, Amitabha!

There was only a black cloud left above his head, which was almost ignored, and in order to avoid the magical operation of exchanging bodies, it was time to mess up.

Naturally, irrelevant personnel should quickly evacuate the combat area.

Ye Chen's two arms wrapped tightly around his body, which can be described as "self-hugging", this feeling is very strange.

Upon going ashore, Monk Miaozhen carefully observed the last remaining black clouds in the sky and pinned all his hopes on them.

As for the last black cloud, it also dissipated, and the catastrophe disappeared completely.

The sky was cloudless and the weather was clear, which should have been good weather, but had to be celebrated.

He let out a long sigh of great regret: "It seems that I still failed? It seems that my Taoism is not yet home!"

He was just about to call the two benefactors, who were hugging each other tightly, back to the shore.

Unexpectedly, a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky, without warning, and it slammed straight towards Ye Chen and Fifth Dream.

Looking again, I saw two figures lying on the shallow lake, rolling their eyes and spitting black smoke.

Most of the clothes on his body were torn, but fortunately, the sensitive filler was not revealed, and there was no need for the blessing of the Holy Light, nor did he have strange covers.

"Ah Huang, come with me!" Monk Miaozhen glanced at the golden lion not far away, beckoned, and called softly.

The golden lion trotted over obediently.

Monk Miaozhen rubbed the golden lion's head and nodded slightly, with a smile on his face.

At this time, the golden lion was like an obedient kitten, spoiled by its owner.

He took the golden lion to the shallow lake, and after approaching the two unconscious two, he rolled up his sleeves and lifted the two to the back of the golden lion.

"I didn't expect the fifth donor to look so thin, and it was still a little difficult to move. He sighed slightly.

The golden lion carried them ashore.

Monk Miao Zhen took the golden lion and went to the residence in the temple of Wutai Mountain.

The stone steps of this temple are very high, and it takes a lot of physical effort for people who need to go up the mountain to burn incense.

Rao is like this, and there are still devout people who believe in Buddhism, and they continue to go up the mountain to pray for blessings, hoping to obtain the blessings of the Buddhas.

Everything is in order.

Monk Miao Zhen took the two of them to his residence, he didn't want to alarm the abbot and the host in the temple or something.

After all, Buddhism is pure, and outsiders cannot be left, not to mention that there is a female benefactor here, which is even more difficult to explain.

After placing the two of them in his bed, Monk Miaozhen planned to make some food for the two donors, after all, he might wake up again, and his stomach was "growling".

As for the Golden Lion, he also has to do some side business and make some money for Monk Miaozhen.

Although it is said that money is something outside the body, but you can't even open the pot for food, what kind of Buddha is there to cultivate?

It was his side hustle, and he had fastened a chain to his neck that couldn't tie him, and was juggling on the ground.

There is a broken bowl in front of him, and those donors who have finished serving incense will stop to observe when they pass through this place, and if they think the performance is good, they will leave some reward money in the bowl.

As for why Monk Miao Zhen lives a better life than other brothers and sisters, it is also for this reason, he has a mount that can make money.

Being a mount during the day and making money by acrobatics at night will definitely be more subtle.

After all, it was his master, how could he hide it.

...

The meal had been prepared, and Monk Miao Zhen was about to go back to his residence.

The sky was gray, and the distant sunset was cast on his cheeks, and Zhu Yan was covered with a faint layer of purple.

From a distance, a lonely crane actually crossed the sunset.

I only felt that my head was swollen and uncomfortable, Ye Chen slowly opened his heavy eyelids, the light from the outside world was put into his eyes, and the surrounding scenery slowly became clear in his vision.

It seemed to be in a room, not very luxurious, but rather a little shabby, there were not many things in the room, but they were all well organized, and there was a wooden fish neatly placed on the table not far away.

"Monk?...." Ye Chen muttered in a low voice.

He pinched it casually, and a soft touch came, and he looked at the source, and the fifth dream was beside him, glancing at him with a fierce look.

He hurriedly took off his hand, sweating coldly, and hurriedly explained: "You have to believe me, I really didn't mean to. ”

The other party didn't answer, but a pair of juanxiu and pure fists came and smashed mercilessly on his left and right eye sockets, he only felt that his eye sockets were deep, and there was a hot pain, and he let out a miserable scream, and he was unconscious.

When I woke up again, I found that the fifth dream was at the table with a very ladylike appearance, eating fasting in small bites, and Monk Miaozhen was on the opposite side, also eating fasting.

After perceiving Ye Chen's awakening, he glanced at Ye Chen's panda eyes with a surprised expression: "Master Ye, what's wrong with your eyes?"

"Uh... I'll beat myself up, do you care?" you can't say that you were beaten by the woman opposite you in the face of fatness!

"I can't control it, I can't control it..." Monk Miaozhen picked up his chopsticks again, glanced at the woman opposite him with fear, and then buried his head in eating fast.

He felt that women were really terrible creatures, and he would not put the two of them on the same bed if he knew it, women were really invincible in bed, and he estimated that he would have to give in.

Fifth Dream glanced at Ye Chen coldly, Ye Chen only felt as if he had been shaved fiercely by a terrifying poisonous snake, and his heart "chuckled".

can only endure aggrievedly, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people for bad kung fu.

After readjusting his mood, he wanted to eat his share of fast, and counting the time, it was time for him to have dinner.

But when I approached the table, I saw that there was nothing in my bowl.

He glanced at Monk Miaozhen, and after Monk Miaozhen glanced at the woman opposite from the corner of his eye, he immediately withdrew his gaze.

After a short eye contact, Ye Chen understood.

"It's okay, I'm not hungry, I'll go out for a walk first......" Ye Chen explained awkwardly at this time, smiled bitterly, and left Monk Miaozhen's residence.

Monk Miaozhen bowed his head and was silent, not daring to say anything.

Fifth Dream glanced at the embarrassed figure leaving, a smile gradually appeared on her face, she was very proud, she couldn't wait to see Ye Chen's unlucky appearance.