Chapter 902: Lao Tzu Is So Insolent!
"Oh, I rub it! You dare to call me despicable and shameless! It seems that you people don't have a long memory. ”
Speaking of this, Zhang Hao simply raised his hand, which was a shot on the left, a shot on the right, and a shot on the top and a shot on the bottom.
On the other side, if you feel happy, you clap your hands, while the others roll back and forth on the ground with their stomachs covered, dying in pain.
"Big brother, big brother, we were wrong, don't bother us anymore. ”
"Then will you dare to rebel in the future?"
"Don't dare, don't dare! You let us go east in the future, I don't dare to go west, you let us catch dogs, we definitely don't dare to touch chickens!"
"Wrong! It's not me, it's Tianyu Palace! Do you hear that? In the future, you must obey the orders of Tianyu Palace, if you don't obey the order, the consequences will ...... Hehe, you take care of it!"
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
……
On the other side, inside the Tianyu Palace, everyone was waiting anxiously.
At this moment, the ninth sister frowned and fell into deep thought.
Raising her head and looking at Chen Hongyu over there, she really couldn't help it, and asked directly: "I said the palace master! Is this Zhang Hao of your family reliable? How long has it been since this happened, and there has been no news?"
Where Chen Hongyu was sitting, her eyes closed, she was lucky.
It can be regarded as a kind of cultivation, of course she didn't answer, after seeing Zhang Hao's terrifying ability, she completely trusted her husband.
The seventh sister next to her saw that the palace master didn't speak, and couldn't help but speak for Zhang Hao: "There should be no problem! It's not that you haven't seen it, Zhang Hao's ability." When the palace master was besieged twice, people could rush in single-handedly and rescue people. ”
"Hey, if you say that, that's not right! No matter how strong an individual's strength is, it's no problem to save a person at best. But this is a war! What kind of role can the power of the individual play in it? He wants to settle others!"
The eighth sister also interjected at this time, which really made it difficult for the seventh sister to say anything.
Because she herself understands this truth, doesn't she?
What role can one person make?
"Dangdangdang...... Dangdangdang......"
Just as these people were talking, they didn't expect the alarm outside the Tianyu Palace to start loud.
Everyone's faces changed, this is the siren of Tianyu Palace, which means that there is a foreign enemy invading.
Sure enough, soon there were guards outside, who rushed in in a hurry, shouting in a panic, "Report! Oh no, those rebels are coming." ”
"What?"
Everyone stood up, and even Chen Hongyu couldn't believe it.
There's no reason! Isn't Zhang Hao already going to make a move? Why, those guys can still come here? There's no reason!
"Damn! we're in real trouble right now. This Zhang Hao is really, don't make a big deal if you can't do this, it will make all of us believe him, and we are not prepared at all, and now that the enemy has come, how can it be good?"
The eighth sister is really angry now, her nose is crooked, it's so annoying! This story has taught them a lesson, don't trust others easily.
The ninth sister is still relatively calm, after all, she is serving this bowl of rice, and her career depends on her IQ.
Decisively, "It's too late to complain about anything now! Quick, organize people and prepare for battle." ”
As soon as the words fell, everyone went to work, and finally even three generations of disciples were dispatched, and everyone guarded the city wall, the key pass.
Look around, good guys!
There was a large group of people in front of them, and judging by the way they were dressed, they were undoubtedly rebels!
These guys, the speed came so fast, they all hit the Tianyu Palace.
"It seems that this is the last battle of life and death. ”
The Seventh Sister frowned, already understanding that there was really no choice now, and they were afraid that they would die here today.
Of course, the girls of Tianyu Palace are very tenacious, so they would really rather die than admit defeat!
The eighth sister sighed, "It's over! It's too late! It's useless to say anything now, everyone is ready to fight." ”
"Confused!"
In the midst of a loud sound, everyone unsheathed their swords and prepared for a desperate fight.
Outcome......
The crowd over there has also begun to push towards this side.
The ninth sister immediately shouted, "Crossbowman!"
All the bows and arrows were drawn into full bows, and the catapult and winch not far away were also pulled apart by the joint efforts of several girls, and then the stones were placed.
Seeing that a bloody battle, the biggest battle in the rivers and lakes, is about to begin, what happens next......
It almost made all the girls drop their jaws on the ground.
"Woooooooooo
Suddenly there was a horn in front of me, and then there was very dynamic music. There are two unlucky guys, each carrying a big horn on their shoulders, and a person carrying a battery behind them.
That's where the dynamic music comes from!
That's exaggerated enough, right?
What's even more exaggerated is still behind, on a huge platform behind it, eighteen big arhats with their feet picked, shirtless, carrying them with sweat.
A man on the stage actually twisted a disco in the middle of the music!
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting.
A man is the same as a woman, where to scratch his head and make a pose, you play hip-hop and play with a man, but he dances like a girl.
This scene fooled them all anyway.
What kind of swelling is this?
Oh, I'm dying! These rebels are in their heads, and they have taken the wrong medicine, aren't they?
But the sharp-eyed Chen Hongyu found out, I'll go! Isn't that dancing guy Zhang Hao?
As soon as she saw this scene, Chen Hongyu immediately smiled!
Understood, since that guy can control these rebels and dance among them, they will tell you with their actions...... Hey, I'm done!
I can step now, I can jump!
This scene also made those girls see it, and after confirming the person who came, the tense nerves just now immediately relaxed, and everyone at the scene cheered.
Haha! Won! Zhang Hao won!
Looking at Zhang Hao dancing over there, the seventh sister glanced at the ninth sister proudly, which means that I am not wrong! Listen to me earlier, find Zhang Hao as an ally, we are so fortunate to fight, right?
The eighth sister was the most direct, her hands made a trumpet shape, and shouted at Zhang Hao, "You are so sassy! But you are beautiful! I like it!"
Zhang Hao, where is this buddy still twisting in the music, to tell the truth, the dance is really ugly!
However, as soon as the surrounding people walked to the side of Tianyu Palace, they knelt down collectively.
"Tianyu Palace Master, longevity is boundless!"
This is a sign of action, no more fighting! We are convinced.
Is it okay to be dissatisfied?
Get out!
Zhang Hao picks all of you alone.
Chen Hongyu stood there, grinning and smiling!
Since then, Chen Hongyu has recovered the rebels and ...... at the same time
Non-stop, directly attacking the other sects!
A bloody storm is about to start again!
Of course, with Zhang Hao here, it is not certain who bleeds.
Caomen!
Zhang Hao sat alone, crossing Erlang's legs, constantly swaying back and forth, and the flip-flops were particularly eye-catching.
In front of him, there were several tables of meals, and the conditions were clear!
After eating this meal, give me a face, don't fight and kill in the rivers and lakes in the future, return to Tianyu Palace, everyone is a family.
At that time, the boss looked disdainful after hearing this, "What? haha...... You're not kidding me, are you? You want to buy us for this meal, you scumbag who fell under Chen Hongyu's skirt, go back and pick up that girl's stinky feet. You're not welcome here!"
"Haha, this guy is such an idiot!"
"If you don't have the ability, you still want to be the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, are you Sabi? What's more, what era is it now, you better get out as soon as possible." If you take a step slower, you will let your head fall to the ground. ”
The surroundings were all from Caomen, and they looked at Zhang Hao who was single-handed, and they did their best to mock him.
Zhang Hao sighed, shook his head, and said helplessly: "Hey, it's useless to give you a chance! I've changed my mind now, I originally wanted to invite you to dinner, but now, ...... I've decided to treat you guys to!"
"What?"
"You're fucking looking for death!"
As soon as the words fell, all the people around them were mad, and they grabbed their weapons one after another, and slashed towards Zhang Hao with a hideous face.
As a result, with a knife down, the head fell to the ground!
Oh no, it was the knife that went through the guy's body, but no.
Zhang Hao, this guy is actually not in this dimension, sitting in another dimension, looking at people there, he is actually a shadow.
"Smack!"
Finally, he snapped his fingers lightly, and a huge fireball in the sky was enveloping it little by little.
The people of Caomen are wondering why it is so hot?
When I looked up, my face changed dramatically, and I was scared to pee!
Fuck me, the sun is setting, damn it...... Run!
Want to run? How can it be so easy?
"Earth Escape!
With a rumbling sound, wall after wall rose from the ground and enveloped them.
Seeing that there was no escape, the fireballs above their heads were baking, getting closer and closer, they were sweating, and some of them began to blister.
Of course, according to Zhang Hao's original means, this fireball is estimated to have fallen.
But......
He didn't, he just roasted it and kept the guys in a big oven.
If you don't comply, then wait to become a roast pig.
Boss Cao couldn't bear it anymore, and was the first to take the lead and knelt down, "Good man, take your magical powers." We are willing to eat this meal, we are willing to eat this meal. From now on, return to Tianyu Palace!"
"No, come out and talk about it. If you are told to eat, you have to eat!"
“……”
So, on the same day, the entire toilet in Caomen was cleaned the cleanest.
Even the uncle who grows vegetables can't find some artificial fertilizer to water the fertilizer.
At that time, he still complained, "Hey, there are so many people in Caomen, don't they all go to the toilet?