Chen Ling hurried to find Chen Fang after class.

I saw that the dog was still at Chen Fang's house. It seems so docile, so kind, where is there a dog!

It is as if it is immersed in the hot spring of family affection, the kind of long-lost relatives who can only have this kind of look after being reunited.

"Sister Ling, why are you here?" They were born on the same day, the same month, the same year, but Chen Ling was an hour older.

"Sister Fang, I'm here to ask you to sell me the that this dog has pulled in the last 4 days. ”

"Your head was ...... by the school gate" Chen Fang was puzzled, I haven't heard of buying stinky shit. Besides, even if it's 1 yuan a catty, how many big sons can I sell?

"500 yuan a pound. Chen Ling said.

Chen Fang felt incredible, but the good sister needed stinky shit like this, so she kept it.

"Well, I'll call you as soon as the dog poops. Money, even if it's really worth 500, 50,000 I'll give it to you for nothing!"

"Thank you, Sister Fang!"

After Chen Ling left, two hours later, Chen Dahu's wife hurriedly came to the school and looked for Chen Ling by name.

Someone told Chen Ling, and Chen Ling hurriedly came to the courtyard from the lesson preparation office.

"The shit you wanted, I sent it. ”

"Oh, thank you, but who are you? The dog shit you brought seems to be dry, not like the big black dog of Chen Ling's house!"

"That dog is so ugly, so bad, what kind of strange and beautiful dog shit can be pulled? I went to a few acquaintances with wolf green and Tibetan mastiffs, and specially found high-grade dog shit, which is guaranteed to be worth more than 10 times that of Chen Fang's dog. I don't want 10 times your money, give 2 times - forget it, just 500 pounds at the price you said. There are more than 4 catties here, you can just give me 2,000 yuan. ”

"Why should I give you 2,000? When am I going to let you collect stinky shit for me?!"

"You fight against the rake, right? I heard it with my own ears, you told Chen Fang, buy stinky shit, 500 yuan per catty, what's the matter, you don't admit it? Tell you, Li Gang is my father-no, Li Dahu is my man, if you want to repay the debt, think first think that you can afford to provoke him!"

"Don't say that Li Dahu is your man, even if your man's name is Li Xiaohu, Li Laohu ......"

"Your man's name is Li Xiaohu, Li Laohu!"

"Even if Li Dahu is your brother, your brother, your brother-in-law, your uncle, your uncle, your father, your grandfather, and your concubine......

"Li Dahu is your brother, your brother, your brother-in-law, your uncle, your uncle, your father, your grandfather, and your concubine!"

At this time, several Chen Ling's colleagues and leaders had been surrounded one after another.

"You mother-in-law, have you come to our school to ask for money? Just because you came to the campus with stinky dog shit to spread wild and pollute the air, I can call the police station and ask the police to arrest you!" a leader spoke.

Although he was punished for reporting indiscriminately, he came to this school as an inspector, but the inspector is also a leader, and he is more beautiful if he just sits and doesn't work, and the county officials don't change. Now that some school teachers are threatened, it is very beneficial to improve their image by the way to see the excitement. Besides, even if you don't improve your image, you can't help but be angry when you encounter such an annoying thing.

The inspector has a big waist and a square head, and he used to often give lectures to the teachers to practice a loud and bright official tone, and now he doesn't need to pretend to be a turtle wife who reprimands the people.

"Who won't call?" said Dahu's wife, took out her smartphone, and opened it for her husband: "Dahu-"

"Didn't you call Uncle when no one was around, why did you forget it?"

"Fuck your uncle, I'm down to business now! I'm being bullied!"

"It's just you, the telephone pole is broken, and it's hiding from you! You won't tell them, your uncle—is your husband Li Dahu?"

"I said, no, wow. ”

"Will it be useless, nonsense? Oh, I'm in the stage of suspended execution, and I won't use it. By the way, didn't I send you to Chen Fang's house, did she bully you? If she bullied you, then you deserve it, don't you know who she is, he is the empress of his cousin!"