Text: Alternative Cultivation_Chapter 0054 Salted Fish Turns Over
I was speechless, she said so, I can still sleep in the second half of the night? In case I fall asleep, this little girl really threw me to two men, oh my God, there is no Yellow River here, but I can't wash it in which river I jumped into.
"My good sister, can't I go? Your idea is too immoral, cheap sister, you won't really cheat me like this one day, right? "I had no choice but to compromise.
Qianqian was very satisfied: "Good brother, how could my sister cheat you, my sister loves you." As she spoke, her jade hand pinched my face and pulled it to the sides, giving me a smile that must have been ugly. There are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart, and I am helpless for fear that my innocence will be destroyed, so I dare not attack.
"Good brother, be happy, my sister rarely walks with a man in the middle of the night, this is a good opportunity for you, maybe my sister will fall in love with you." Qianqian winked at me. A bottle of green tea flashed through my mind, and it contained a watch.
I pondered that a woman like her should be similar to the wayward heroine in the TV series I watched before. The plot is generally.,The background of the female protagonist is better than the male protagonist.,All kinds of bullying.,And then the male protagonist accidentally gave her on.,As a result, the female protagonist became a cute and obedient little woman.。
I used to wonder if the screenwriter's head was caught in the door. However, it stands to reason that women in ancient times were pure-minded, and it is not impossible for such a change to occur. This change in the heroine of modern dramas is probably due to the purity of mind, after all, rich and willful princesses are generally stupid, and it is reasonable for her to love whoever has that incident with her.
I looked at Qianqian's smiling face with bad intentions, this little girl is full of bad ideas, and her mind is the most impure, but it meets other characteristics, naughty, willful, and likes to bully people. How can I have something to do with her? I was drugged? It was so filthy that she knew that she might stab me. But if it's someone else's medicine, I'm going to seize the opportunity to be the antidote.
"Brother, what do you want? My sister said this is your good opportunity, you don't want to ......" Qianqian looked at me uncertainly. I was guessed by her, and naturally there could not be any unusual expression on my face, and I said lightly: "What do you want?" ”
Qianqian's face turned red, and she said, "Hmph, rascal!" Suddenly a little sad: "You men don't love women, will you have that thing with her?"
I said seriously, "Most men do, but I don't. You don't have to worry, my good sister. ”
Qianqian exhaled and said, "Then I'm relieved, I've been worried just now, brother, if you bully your sister, your sister is a weak woman, but what should you do?" I didn't expect you to be so pure, brother, my sister is with you, and my heart is very steady." ”
I opened my mouth, speechless.
Qianqian led the way in front of me, she jumped lightly on her tiptoes, flew to the top, and then slid down like a swallow, leaving me far behind with a rise and fall. I watched for a while, and I learned to jump up and down like her, but I didn't control it very well.
Qianqian's graceful posture glides in the thick night, forming a beautiful scenery. I followed behind and danced hand in hand, deducing how lame a person's light skills can be. I shook my head, and some inexplicable sadness arose in my heart. Obviously, the strength is above the person in front of me, just because I haven't learned light skills, I hit the big tree one after another, if it weren't for my thick skin, I would have been drenched in blood a long time ago. Although I am not disgraced, in Qianqian's opinion, how bad I am.
I remember that there was once a buddy who went to be chic with his younger brother, and after seeing his brother's capital, the woman said with disdain: "It's so small." The younger brother smiled and asked if he needed his help later. After ten minutes, a woman's very exaggerated cry came from the brother's room next door, and the younger brother hurriedly got up to look, but saw that his brother's things were bigger than him, he couldn't believe it, and asked his brother what was going on, and the brother said lightly: "It looks small, because it hasn't been angry yet, and when it gets angry, you'll find that it's actually big." ”
At this moment, I finally realized the mood of that buddy at the beginning, I looked lame, but in fact, I was very strong, okay? The most embarrassing thing is to lose face in front of the person I like, unconsciously, I already like Qianqian, which can be inferred from the embarrassment I felt.
"Sister, where are we going, don't you have to say hello to Xiao Zhang?" I asked as I followed Qianqian's figure. Qianqian stopped flying, she reached out and brushed her windswept hair, looked at me and smiled: "Why are you so honest, we are hired, not sold to him, everything must be agreed by him? ”
"I ......" I was about to argue a few words, but Qianqian had already flown up. Being called a rookie by her made me feel very uncomfortable. Although it sounds a little ambiguous, as a man, being said by a woman like this, how can I not do something and exert my whole body's Taoist spiritual power, I turned on the super speed.
Afraid that Qianqian would see something abnormal, I didn't run past her, but made a big turn, anyway, the speed was fast enough, more than her matter of minutes.
"Brother, why is there someone in front of you who looks so much like you? Qianqian turned her head to look at me, and then she was even more surprised because there was no one behind her. After Qianqian caught up with me, she immediately changed from an older sister to a younger sister, pestering me and asking questions, which was really annoying. I ignored her, curiosity occupied Qianqian's heart, and she began to deceive the answers in all kinds of coquettishness, which made me feel that women are cheap.
"Now, from today onwards, it's okay for you to call me brother in private, but if there is a third person, you can't call me brother. If you agree to this condition, it doesn't hurt for me to tell you. "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn over, I have to remove the word brother from her mouth, otherwise I can't be a human being with her.
Qianqian nodded non-stop, and said coquettishly: "Brother, good brother, just tell me, I will never call you brother again, you can say it quickly." ”
I am a strong-willed man, and I will never let her seductive voice affect my judgment. I immediately asked her to swear that if she called me brother in front of people in the future, she would be ugly in the future, and the man she married would be a sadist. Qianqian thought for a while, and said that she was used to it, so could she change her oath to a lighter one.
I used to watch TV and swear that it was all thunder and thunder in the sky, and it was not good to die, and five thunders thundered to the top. It's already very creative to make her ugly and marry a sadist. A little lighter, would she be cut off her hands and feet? This kind of oath doesn't sound like a deterrent. A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I said in a deep voice: "The oath is not poisonous, how can it be binding? In this way, I will suffer a loss, and you will swear that if you call me brother in front of people, you will marry me in the future, and if you don't marry me, you will become ugly." ”
Qianqian shook her head and said, "Where did you suffer? You don't suffer at all, hmph! I don't want to marry you, change another one." ”
I pursed my mouth and said, "It's light enough, I can't think of it, you think about it slowly, tell me if it's good, and I'll refer to it." ”
Next, Qianqian really didn't need to work lightly, thinking as she walked, jumped up when she thought of one, and asked for my opinion hopefully. In order to get rid of the name of my brother in the future, I naturally can't take it lightly, so as long as there is a hole in her vow, or it is too light, I will not agree. Just kidding, this is my chance to turn over.
Qianqian couldn't think of anything, and I guess I wouldn't agree if I came up with it, so I had to compromise. "It's cheaper for you, but don't worry, I won't call you brother anymore, because from today onwards, I will call you brother. Qianqian said with some regret: "From now on, my brother will become my brother, hey, I can't take advantage of you anymore, but I call you brother, you can't call me sister, otherwise I will beat you into a pig's head." ”
I said disdainfully: "Who wants to call you sister, I don't call my own sister, I usually call my name, you can rest assured." ”
Qianqian pursed her mouth and said reluctantly: "The sky is above, I swear that I will never call Liu Jian my brother in front of people in the future, if I violate this oath, I will marry this guy, otherwise I will become an ugly monster, an ugly monster that no one want......s! Hmph, you're satisfied, say it quickly, or I'll beat you to a pig's head. ”
I am very happy with her vow, it is perfect. In the future, if she makes a fool of calling me brother, then I can justifiably marry her home, even if she doesn't call me brother, I occasionally call her sister, maybe I can mislead her into calling me brother, then I can still ask her to marry me, it's just an unscheduled landmine.
So I showed her my mastery, the super speed created by the comprehension of time and space. Qianqian thought that I was using a space-based spell, but she didn't expect it to be such a kung fu, and her face was suddenly full of disappointment. I casually comforted her a few words, and my heart was also a little depressed, does it have to be a space spell to be superior? With an aggrieved look, isn't it saying that I am a villain? It's like a magician who works hard to practice his technique, for what? Attract attention and entertain the audience, but once you tell the audience the trick, the audience is very disdainful, so hateful.
It's hateful, I won't let go of it anymore, and I finally took off the title of 'brother', and I can't give it back with a soft heart. Seeing that she was unhappy, I wanted to tease her, and in my words, the word sister was used, and it was used frequently, and Qianqian finally couldn't help laughing.
"Don't worry, even in private, I won't call you brother, it's natural to get used to it, but I'm afraid of marrying you a poor ghost. Qianqian said unabashedly. I know she doesn't mean anything else, but when the beauty says this, I still blush, rich and not rich are two mentalities, and people who don't have money are always sensitive.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Qianqian was a little strange: "What's wrong?" I was a little embarrassed, and pretended to be serious: "I'm a human, how can you say I'm a ghost, before I become a ghost, I can only be a poor person, to become a poor ghost, I must first be a ghost." Do you understand, I'm not dead, how can I be a poor ghost?"
"Uh...... I was wrong. "Qianqian hasn't seen the big talk of Journey to the West, so she can only be defeated.
In the endless deep and dense forest, two black shadows moved one after the other, with a slight sound, like a light breeze, and fell silent for a moment.
"Sister, how far is it, it's dawn if you run again. "I couldn't stand the image of myself chasing after her ass, but sometimes trying to avoid the trees, and being embarrassed because of it. Even if I'm not a master, I'm a low-hander, I want to save face, can I save a little face?
"It's almost there, brother...... What brother, hey, I can warn you, don't call me sister, don't hear me, or I'll beat you into ......."
"Pig's head, I know. But Qianqian, if, I mean if, I call you sister again, you really beat me into a pig's head, and then one day, you accidentally called me brother. Then you'll have to marry the pig's head you've beaten single-handedly. "I sorted out my hairstyle and was really impressed by my logical reasoning skills.
Qianqian bit her lip, her face full of doubts: "It seems to be." Hehe, don't be complacent, I won't hit you in the face, can I?
I immediately reached out to block it and said, "Don't hit here, you'll regret it." ”
Qianqian's face flushed, ignored me, turned around and flew forward. I exhaled, thinking to myself, why are you afraid of you, you can't slap your face and your little brother, you can come to other places, can you still mess me? Continue to call sister, don't be afraid.
After a while, Qianqian stopped in front of her, stretched out her hand to block me, and her voice was much quieter: "Do you remember the first time I met you?" I nodded: "What's wrong?"
Qianqian looked at the front and said in a low voice: "The four guys you saw that day are the big villains who study the fusion of beast fire and human flame, they don't know how many innocent people have been killed, tonight, I, you, and the two of us will sabotage together." ”
"Destroy, sister, why are you like this, I've been spoiled by you! I rarely do bad things!" "I understand now, this girl is a troublemaker, the fire-breathing bear was brought out by her at the beginning, people let her go, just forget it, but also find it to cause trouble, if I am taken advantage of by those four middle-aged uncles, I can't be distressed to death?
I persuaded her: "As the saying goes, it is better to settle a grievance than to settle it, what does it matter to you if people do something bad, aren't you looking for trouble yourself? Last time I was here, they would kill them if they moved you, but if I wasn't by your side, you are such a beautiful girl, if they take you away, then I can't help but die of distress." ”
Qianqian glanced at me and said, "Have you finished speaking?"
I nodded helplessly. "Na, let me say okay first, I don't have any benefit from accompanying you to do this, it's completely providing protection as a future boyfriend, so you must do less of this kind of thing in the future, OK?"
"Yes, my future boyfriend. Come on. Qianqian took my hand and pulled me to move forward slowly. I was held by her palm, and my mind was turning, but I found that there was a fire source power coming from her palm. Qianqian's little hands seem to have the ability to transmit the source of fire, and her energy is slowly turning into mine.
Soon Qianqian also found out about this, and was so frightened that she quickly let go of her hand, and I don't know if I was holding it a little tightly, she pulled it a few times before she broke free, and frowned: "Why do you suck me?"