Yang Xiaoqian used a wall piercing charm to penetrate Lin Yixiao's room, preparing to wait for Qin Wei to find out that it was not scalding cream, and then use his divine sense to mentally manipulate him and force him to rub the "scalding cream"!

Because although the appearance of burn cream and mustard paste is similar, there is still a big difference when you look closely.

Qin Wei took off his pants to reveal his ugly things, Yang Xiaoqian glanced at it, it was small and ugly, like a lazy toad skin, pimples, and sure enough, he had a sexual disease, and he was so disgusting that he almost didn't throw up.

Although Qin Wei's thing is small and ugly, it is also strong, the hot pot of soup is not scalded, it looks a little red and swollen, and there is really no need to go to the hospital, just rub some scalding cream.

"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu can't waste you!"

Yang Xiaoqian gritted his teeth, ready to release his divine sense to manipulate his mind.

Who knows, the eldest young master of the family opened the box and took out the "scalding cream", and without looking at the words on it, he squeezed out a large puddle and wiped it evenly!

It was very comfortable to start to cool and cool, and he secretly praised the good effect of this scald ointment, but he didn't know that after a while, the sourness came.

Rub mustard cream on burned skin, even if it's a fart, you know what the consequences will be!

"Whew...... Whew......"

Qin Wei covered his ugly brother and screamed like a pig.

"Hahaha......"

Yang Xiaoqian burst into laughter.

"I'm grass...... Lao Wang (driver), who killed a thousand knives, what kind of scald cream did you buy for Lao Tzu paralyzed, isn't this his mustard cream...... I'm grass...... You are paralyzed, this is to harm Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you......"

Qin Wei finally felt that something was wrong with the "scald cream", picked up the packaging box and looked at it to see that it was indeed scald cream, but after looking at the "scald cream", it was actually mustard paste that was paralyzed, and it was almost angry!

He didn't have time to go out to settle the account with the driver, so he took a pack of paper towels from the bed table, pulled out a wad of paper towels, endured the hot pain, and carefully wiped the mustard paste off it.

"Boom, I'll add some ingredients to you again, so that you can be cool on Mars!"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled and summoned out his bag of whole human holy weapon "Itchy Powder" and sprinkled it on it.

I just rubbed mustard cream on the scalded red and swollen skin, and then rubbed the itchy powder, it was so sour and refreshing, I couldn't imagine it!

is paralyzed, and there is no sulfuric acid in our Yang Lao K storage ring, otherwise we will directly pour some sulfuric acid on him and waste him!

"Whew...... Oh...... I'm grass...... It's so itchy...... It's so spicy...... It hurts......"

Qin Wei's ugly thing was not only hot and painful, but also itchy in his heart, and he didn't dare to scratch it with his hands, screaming, lifting his pants in a hurry, he couldn't think of what to do for a while, he was almost tossed to death.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

Yang Xiaoqian sat on the ground laughing loudly, tears coming out of his eyes.

Lin Yixiao's family of three heard Qin Wei crying wolf in the bedroom in the living room, and they looked at each other one by one, wondering in their hearts: "Isn't he hot and not serious? Why is he so miserable?"

"Lao Lin, go take a look!"

Mother Lin was not at ease and sent her husband to take a look.

"God, please, burn him!"

Lin Yixiao gloated and prayed again.

Dad Lin frowned and got up and was about to take a look, Qin Wei finally remembered to go to the bathroom to flush with water, put on his pants and opened the door and stumbled out, almost colliding with Dad Lin.

Qin Wei rushed into the bathroom with his pants and screamed, and slammed the door shut, and Lin Yixiao's family of three was stunned when they saw it.

"Poof...... Giggle...... Giggle......"

Lin Yixiao giggled gloatingly.

"Stinky girl, what are you laughing at! Your husband is burned to waste, see what you will do in this life!"

Mother Lin yelled at her daughter.

"Hmph, I wish he had burned!"

Lin Yixiao muttered hatefully.

"What did you say, stinky girl?

Mother Lin didn't hear it clearly, but she didn't expect it to be a good word, so she frowned and shouted.

"Alright!

Dad Lin couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at his wife.

"Lin Haiyang! You yelled at me again and again today, whose power did you have? Did you eat the gall of the ambitious leopard? Do you want Xiaoxiao's man to be a useless waste like you?"

Mother Lin was already holding back the anger of Father Lin today, and Father Lin actually yelled at her again, which instantly aroused her anger.

"Gao Weiwei, who do you say is a waste?

The wife actually said in front of her daughter that men are waste, and no one can stand this, Father Lin was furious on the spot, and pointed at his wife with a red face and yelled.

"Lin Haiyang! I said you are a waste! You haven't been ...... for two years. Don't touch people, you, you, what are you saying you're not a waste?"

Mother Lin had never seen her husband be so angry with her, and she was furious on the spot, losing her mind, and saying things that shouldn't have been said without going through her brain.

But as soon as the words came out, she regretted it, her white jade hand covered her mouth tightly, her pretty face was pale, and her beautiful eyes looked at her husband with horror and guilt.

Damn, in front of my daughter, I said that my daughter's father is not good at that, and I haven't touched her for two years!

Hey, this superb beauty mother is rare in the world!

Dad Lin slapped Mother Lin on the sofa!

Quiet!

Deathly silence in the living room!

Lin Yixiao's face was as red as burning, her heart was pounding and almost jumping out of her mouth, and she wanted to cover her ears and not listen, but she heard it all.

"Oh my God, I finally know why my parents' relationship has been bad in the past few years, it turns out that ...... Originally...... Hey, my dad is in his fifties, it's normal to be in that aspect, and my mom is in her fifties, what's the ...... Why do you still want that...... Bah, baba, mom is so shameless! You want to toss your father to death! I, a shameless bad mother, is too much, and I actually say in front of me that my dad can't do that, which hurts his self-esteem! I'm so angry! Stinky mother, bad mother, shameless mother!"

Lin Yixiao was furious, her beautiful eyes glared at her mother fiercely, and she cursed at her in her heart.

"Gao Weiwei, you old female scoundrel, don't you like to do that kind of thing? Okay! Okay! Okay! You wait for me tonight! I won't fuck you, I won't get out of bed tomorrow, I'm your own son!"

Father Lin pointed at his wife with a blushing face, put down these words domineeringly, and turned upstairs to go to the study.

Mother Lin covered her beaten face with her hands, and she didn't get angry anymore, she was lying on the sofa, her burned neck was red, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Mom, you, you, you're so shameless! You, you, you're too much!"

Lin Yixiao covered her red face, stomped her feet with her back to her, and scolded.

"Uncle and aunt Xiaoxiao, I went back a little beforehand, hehehe, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me!"

At this time, Qin Wei came out of the bathroom, his face was red and white for a while, embarrassed, and he walked out with a limp.

"Xiao Qin, I'll send you, I often come to eat when I have time!"

Mother Lin was in no mood to keep him, so she forcibly pulled Lin Yixiao out to see him off.

Yang Xiaoqian stood in the living room and witnessed the scene just now, and also covered his face with his hands, and said with a smile: "Damn, my best mother-in-law......! You...... Ay...... I'm convinced!"

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Thanks to the violent reward of the "loose urn" Lao Tie!

(End of chapter)