"Don't argue with that scoundrel, just get some quicklime at night and sprinkle it in the big pot of poison. Zhang Haidolphin instructed his wife.

"How does this work?"

"Most pesticides are acidic, and if you mix alkaline substances, the poison will change its properties. ”

"Ah, I remember, acid-base neutralization, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"I remember the mnemonic song taught by Mr. Zhang Jiazhu, who taught physics and chemistry when I was in junior high school!"

Sister-in-law Zhang then recited the poem:

Alkali salts, salt is common

The two substances react to form salts

Alkaline salts produce alkaline salts

Acid out of salt

Salt salt two new salts

Basic oxides and acids

Acidic oxides and bases

Acid-base neutralization between minds

The latter produces water and salt

The berry under the bed cried:

Sister-in-law, what are you doing here, go to sleep, I'm good with him when you're asleep - no, I won't do anything with him anymore, I'll run away quickly when you're asleep, I'm really about to collapse!

Sister-in-law Zhang finished reading it and recited it again.

It's not enough to repeat it once, twice, or three times, but it seems to have to be recited a hundred times.

Sister-in-law, you read so much, wouldn't you know that I was under your bed and deliberately excited?

Could it be the teacher who slipped into the ranks of hooligans - no, it was the hooligans who blended in with the ranks of teachers, and whispered to her that I was down there?

Sister-in-law Zhang began to sing again. Sing the poems compiled by Mr. Zhang Jiazhu in the tune of "Honghu Water Waves Hitting the Waves", in the tune of "I am determined to do it in the countryside for a hundred years", in the tune of "If the wine is dry", in the tune of "Little Apple", in the tune of "Crossing the River", in the tune of "Always Go Home to See", and in the tune of "Only Mother is Good in the World......

When the berry was about to collapse by a nanometer, Sister-in-law Zhang suddenly stopped singing. She fell asleep, snoring like a roar.

Brother Zhang also fell asleep, snoring like thunder.

Berries began to crawl out from under the bed.

After not moving for so long, my body was stiff, and it took me half a day to move a little.

This female demon can't forget to look up to see if there is still contact between husband and wife.

Then go and pull down the latch, open the door softly, and escape.

Fortunately, the careless sister-in-law didn't see the tram I put at the end of the convertible garage.

Trees and telephone poles on the road blocked her path.

What is this called, how does it feel like being tricked?

Yes, it must be that cousin Lear Chou, who thinks that I broke the marriage contract - can the marriage contract of the children's family count, and deliberately said that the rogue teacher is the commander-in-chief who does good things and let me be insulted. Li'er Chou, you stinky cook, you wait for me!

Back home, back to her bed, her man Mushroom King came to tempt, she didn't react at all. And he grew in courage, and she did not realize it.

She was thinking very intently.

It's really unpredictable, and it's hard to find good people - Xiaolan, you wait for me!

Why do you let them all wait for me? Even if I offended Lear, I didn't offend Xiaolan. Could it be that it is a woman's jealousy, and no one can see that others are good? She obviously tried it with her fiancé and talked about her experience, but how did she tell me the wrong technical knowledge? Facts have proved that the mushroom king is obese, and he is not as capable as Hui Qing. I missed a good person and good deeds campaign, where can I buy regret medicine?

Hui Qing, I'm sorry, I defiled your body and slandered your reputation, so that Jun Jun and Qi Min both disliked you. You must not have any relationship with women now, do you? I'm going to find you!

You're going to take care of me. Your temper is so soft, your smile is so delicious, and when you see me so smiling, I will follow you in my life! I now realize that your smile is my regret medicine!

Mushroom King, go to sleep with your mycelium bag!