Chapter 352: No way, it's just so handsome
"Everyone, everyone, you see that I have to go so far back on this mission. This girl doesn't cooperate, and I'm helpless!"
Zhang Hao immediately smiled awkwardly at the others.
Those people immediately said, "Salute to the officials on the front line of struggle!"
Although they are from the rivers and lakes, they still admire the official master.
Zhang Hao saw that this stinky girl was not subdued, how could Lao Tzu wait for the "injection"?
Immediately, he took out the bottle with a wicked smile, and finally said with an innocent face, "Alas, I'm afraid of you, come on! ”
Just that broken thing, the last time she and the ninth sister were miserable, did she suck it?
I don't want to live or die!
Zhang Hao immediately handed over the bottle and stuffed it to her mouth, this stinky girl was still gritting her teeth, and she couldn't do anything.
As a result, Zhang Hao, a stinky and shameless brute!
Directly on her ass from behind, he pinched her hard.
"Ah~"
The fourth exclaimed, it's over!
Zhang Hao immediately put the bottle away, so as not to leak too much, and it would be troublesome to involve all the people in the rivers and lakes present.
Soon, the fourth child who had smoked the "Ten Spices and Soft Tendons" finished his calf, fell down, and fell into Zhang Hao's arms.
Those people in the rivers and lakes still complained.
"Look at how dead she is sucking white noodles!"
"Tsk, young people nowadays, they are really uneducated. ”
"Thank you for your hard work!"
"Don't work hard, don't work hard, serve the people!"
After Zhang Hao finished speaking, he smiled evilly and hugged the fourth child and went upstairs directly.
As a result, the fourth child refused to obey, and stretched out his hand to shoot Zhang Hao, wanting to kill this bastard.
It's a pity, it's better to tickle Zhang Hao for this softness.
Soon entered the room, Zhang Hao hugged the fourth child and threw it on the bunk.
The woman looked at Zhang Hao, and she didn't know what to say in her mouth, so she couldn't open her mouth anyway.
Zhang Hao saw that expression, it was really fucking amazing!
"Yes, yes, yes, such an expression that life is worse than death can arouse a man's desire the most. Hey, hey, hey......"
She swore that if she killed him, I would kill this bastard!
"Alas~ I originally wanted to target Lao Jiu, if you come to top the bag yourself, then you can't complain about me. Girl!"
After saying this, Zhang Hao smiled evilly, pounced directly, and pressed on the fourth child.
The fourth child tried his best to slap Zhang Hao, but he was so weak that he couldn't move.
Seeing that they are all in a combat state, they are about to start "fighting".
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
There was a violent knock on the door outside, which made Zhang Hao depressed, what a bastard! At the critical moment, it turned out to be a good thing to ruin me.
"Brother Zhang Hao, is it Brother Zhang Hao?"
"Hmm, why is this voice so familiar? Xie Ling!"
Zhang Hao opened his eyes suddenly, and immediately said, "Brother Xie Ling, is it you?"
"Ha, it's really you, I said I was eating just now, and I looked so familiar with that person's back. Let's talk about it!"
After Xie Ling said this, Zhang Hao had no choice but to look at the fourth child in front of him, and finally pinched her chest, "I'll clean you up when I come back!"
At this point, one moment he said that the handcuffs had no key, and the next moment the bastard took out the key, opened the handcuffs, and went out.
Before leaving, he locked the door.
Seeing Xie Ling, both of them laughed, of course, they got together, drank wine and ate meat.
Only when you eat and drink enough can you have the strength to "inject"!
On the other side, the front foot walks, and the fourth foot on the back foot begins the road of self-help.
She is a strong woman, but she is not a weak woman like Qingyin and Sister Jiu, she struggled for a while, leaned on her chin, and opened the window door while she took advantage of the windowsill.
It turns out that this is the second floor, it's so scary, how can she jump in her current state?
Alas, there's a tractor over there, and it's pulling a cart of straw, just right!
In this way, the ruthless woman jumped directly from the window and then fell into the car.
She didn't stop, took a deep breath, then adjusted her body, got up, slowly moved one step at a time, and stumbled to escape.
And Zhang Hao didn't know that the prey had already run away, and he was still talking and laughing with Xie Ling at this moment.
Even drinking, this guy only showed his mouth and didn't see his face.
Of course, Xie Ling understands that he looks ugly, and he is afraid of scaring people.
Zhang Hao opened his mouth and said, "Brother Xie Ling, I have something to ask for!"
"Well, our own brother, you saved me, what do you want or not?"
"I want you to have a calligraphy and painting!"
After Zhang Hao said this, Xie Ling was suddenly stunned as if he had eaten a dead fly.
The thing smiled awkwardly and stopped talking.
Zhang Hao also knew that he had made a poisonous oath, and it was really bad for people to break the oath.
But it's not like he's about to run out of points, and if he doesn't get some points and exchange them for something to fight against those martial arts people, he can't hold it.
"What's wrong? Brother Xie Ling, is there anything difficult?"
"Brother, this is really embarrassing for me. I can't break my vow, how can I paint again, and why do you want me to paint?"
After saying this, Zhang Hao immediately sighed, and played a bitter love scene with a handful of snot and tears.
What do you say that you have a friend, you are a loyal fan of Xie Ling, and you want to have a painting of him in this life. As a result, he didn't think about tea, didn't want to eat, and finally died of illness, and before he died, Zhang Hao promised him that he must ask Xie Ling to paint a picture.
This is the highest level of lying, and if you want people to believe it, you must have seven true sentences and three false sentences.
Xie Ling was stunned for a moment, and his sympathy was overflowing.
But it's still embarrassing......
Zhang Hao didn't make a move, and finally said, "Brother Xie Ling, if you paint a picture and then don't sign you, you don't break your oath, right? I can also give an explanation to the deceased, he knows the ground, just know that you painted it." ”
Not to mention, it works!
Anyway, dead people, in the end, this painting will be burned to the ground, it doesn't matter if it is signed or not, as long as it is painted by Xie Ling.
Xie Ling couldn't stand Zhang Hao's pleading in the end, and coupled with the fact that people owed favors, Zhang Hao saved his life.
What's the matter?
Let's go!
Just do it, Zhang Hao immediately took a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and then prepared to let Xie Ling draw.
Who would have thought that something bad would happen again.
Suddenly, a large group of Tianyu Palace girls dressed in white and holding swords came in, and without saying a word, they looked for people one by one. Take the portrait in your hand and look for Brother Pig to pick flowers.
When he walked to Zhang Hao's table, Xie Ling was stunned and asked what was the matter?
"Don't be verbose, Tianyu Palace captures the thief, cooperate!"
After speaking, he took a portrait, no! Let Xie Ling stop talking nonsense, and then what should he do.
Then he looked at Zhang Hao and shouted, "Take off your mask and cooperate with the investigation!"
Zhang Hao was helpless.
Xie Ling over there looked at the portrait and was suddenly frightened enough, isn't this Zhang Hao? Now he is wanted by Tianyu Palace?
What did this guy do?
"Hey, I said, let you cooperate with the investigation, can't you hear?" the woman scolded.
Xie Ling was also nervous, and reached out to grab his steel fan, in case of a fight, how can he say that the rivers and lakes are righteous, he has to help Zhang Hao if he offends Tianyu Palace.
Who would have thought that Zhang Hao smiled, not in a hurry, and had no intention of fighting.
took off the mask, and the next moment shook his hair, "Girl, have you seen enough?
After saying a word, the girl of Tianyu Palace, who was standing in front of him, widened her eyes, opened her mouth wide, and with a "click", the knife fell to the ground.
The next moment, his face turned red in an instant.
, such a handsome little brother, how can there be such a handsome man in the world?
This face, how can it be the pig-headed brother of the flower thief.
If he is really a thief of flowers, this girl volunteered to let her pick it.
The girl smiled awkwardly the next moment, "I'm interrupted...... Little brother, did you also participate in the martial arts conference?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Great, my name is Xiaoya, you must come to Tianyu Palace to find me when the time comes. ”
"Okay!" Zhang Hao smiled gently, and that smile made the little soldier of Tianyu Palace feel as happy as bathing in the spring breeze.
The next moment, I ran away happily.
Xie Ling was stunned, looking at Zhang Hao's face, stunned.
"I'm rubbing, brother, you're so good at disguise! ”
After speaking, the bastard also came up and pulled Zhang Hao's face, and said vigorously: "Whose face is this human skin mask made of, so magical? ”
"you, this is my face, idiot!" Zhang Hao pushed him away.
Xie Ling shook his head and sighed, "I'm served! ”
Zhang Hao was just about to comfort him, but the people from Tianyu Palace over there said to the shopkeeper again, "Open all the rooms, we have to check!"