"Don't provoke this kid, this kid is really too yin!" In the past two days, Prince Yang has been walking on the road, and he has been said so.

Most of the people who said this were joking, but Wang Ziyang's battle really made a name for himself and beat his own name.

Because as everyone said, this kid is too yin.

actually gave his program the name of "Xiao Wan's Scientific Research Assistant", what did Wang Zi Yang think? Can people not be so damaged?

Nan Ming thinks that Wang Ziyang shouldn't be so yin, he just played well, and by mistake, he made such a damaging move.

According to Nan Ming's original plan, he was robbed of the results, and he just grabbed it back, if Wan Ke didn't get in front of Nan Ming, Nan Ming would probably punish him a little, find some relationship to teach him a lesson, after all, the loss of reputation was already a punishment for him.

Later, Wan Scientific Research's many practices made Nanming very unhappy, and this was the later way to break his back by waving banknotes, sacrificing the writing nerve knife, and reading the prince Yang as the mad dog Yang.

And Wang Ziyang really turned on the mad dog mode, this guy is simply crazy to do things, and directly wrote a big killer-level program, directly uprooted the foundation of Wan scientific research, and overturned the big people in the scientific research community.

Of course, at the same time, it has also pushed the world's scientific research level forward by a big step, and many people have to trot forward for a while.

But that's not all, Wang Ziyang is still pregnant with some kind of small-bellied chicken intestines, and released "Xiao Wan's Scientific Research Assistant".

Nan Ming felt at that time that Prince Yang was just a little cheap in his name and voice, and it was nothing.

You've done that kind of thing, and you're not going to let us get angry.

You say yes.

But Nanming didn't expect the development to be so unexpected.

……

Wan Kexue originally just came out to relax.

In the grove on the campus of Beijing University, it is also a pastime to frighten some wild mandarin ducks and reprimand the young students who do not understand the rules.

However, along the way. Wan Keke's face became more and more ugly, and in the end, it was simply a piece of iron.

Yesterday's "Xiao Wan's Scientific Research Assistant", which made him angry, suddenly spread, and almost reached the point of one person on the campus of Beijing University.

Walk on the road. Wan Kexue heard someone on the side of the road: "Xiao Wan, what class do I have today?"

Then Wan Kexue heard his own voice: "Master, your class today has Ma Zhe and Mao Xu......"

Needless to say, this is a freshman year.

Another person asked, "Xiao Wan, how long does it take for my experiment to be completed?"

This is a graduate student.

"Dad, according to the plan, after three hours and seven minutes, the results of your first set of controlled experiments will be available......"

The first time he heard his own voice call the father of a hairy young man in his early twenties, Wan Keke was almost so ashamed that he jumped straight into the lake.

He really wanted to stab this student to death with a knife. Then he stabbed himself to death and committed suicide.

But before he could take action, he heard another voice: "Xiao Wan, my boyfriend asked me out tonight, what if I don't want to go?"

"Grandma, you can tell him that it's not convenient these days. ”

Wan Ke Ke even wanted to die.

"Shaoxia, your study plan ......" This is a martial arts fan.

"Lord, your exam ......" This is a fan of the Three Kingdoms.

"Your Majesty, you ......" This is a fan of Qing court drama.

"Oba ......" This is a fan of Korean dramas.

"Ernie chan ......" This is an anime fan.

Xiao Wan's scientific research assistant in four different voices. Wan Scientific Research is the most complete and flexible of them all. It is also the most natural, naturally the vast majority of people have chosen such a voice.

Along the way, listening to various voices, Wan Keke had a feeling that he had been raped mentally countless times.

His blood pressure soared, his temples bounced, and he almost collapsed to the ground with a cerebral hemorrhage.

Sitting by the lake for a long time. Wan Kecai slowly walked back with the tree on the side of the road.

As soon as I returned to the office, I heard my proud disciple Xiao Cheng whispering to his mobile phone: "What should you call me?"

"Xiao Cheng's father!"

"And what do you call yourself?"

"Old SB......"

"Yes, that's it, a few more times...... It's so cool, it's so cool!" Xiao Cheng sat on the chair. It's almost overturned, and he has long wanted to vent his dissatisfaction like this.

He is here to take the doctoral examination, not to be a soldier, and he serves the life of Wan Scientific Research all day long in front of the saddle and behind the horse, without any freedom and dignity, and even has no time to engage in learning, what kind of doctor is this?

He didn't want his whole life to be ruined here, but since he had entered the door of Wan Scientific Research, he was afraid that it would not be so easy to leave.

After several years of grievances in his heart, he suddenly found a channel to vent, and Xiao Cheng got carried away for a while, and he didn't even notice the arrival of Wan Scientific Research.

Who would have thought that Xiao Wan's scientific research assistant would complain about him: "I understand the reason why you do this, but have you ever considered that I actually have self-esteem, and I claim that I hurt my self-esteem so much? If you really hate someone so much, why don't you say it to your face?"

Xiao Cheng doesn't know if this sentence was designed by the developers a long time ago, or if Xiao Wan is really "artificial intelligence", and even this kind of complaint will be made.

"He meowed, do you think I don't want to say, I have long wanted to scold the old SB in person, do you know how aggrieved Lao Tzu has been over the years?" Xiao Cheng was angry and wanted to drop his phone, but he still quickly stopped and said, "It's better to call me a few more times, and I'll go buy a test member." ”

"Which level can you buy?"

"Uh...... The lowest ......"

"Poor ghost!"

"I'm not happy at all when you say it in such a voice!" "Xiao Cheng is helpless, with your pricing, it's good that I can afford the lowest one!

Compared with the full-featured membership, the test member's function is pitiful, just a simple data-aided analysis function, he has seen the full-function member with his own eyes, and there is only one person in the entire Beijing University.

The first big and the little one are new, Ma Jincheng.

But just such a data-assisted analysis function, he is very envious, a senior brother gritted his teeth and took out half a month's income to buy a quarter's one, and then went to the laboratory to do experiments, which is simply enjoyable.

After this senior brother entered the laboratory, he only needed to say: "Xiao Wan, help me record a set of data." ”

Then, you can directly read the data one by one, and Xiaowan will repeat it and record it in the data table.

By the time the data is read, the data analysis table, or even the simple summary report, is already lying quietly on the screen.

It's like there's really an extra full-time assistant to take care of the records.

Some large-scale experiments are done, and the data are complex, and the calculation and recording are cumbersome, which is simply outrageous, but with Xiaowan, everything is not a problem.

All the people who have used Xiao Wan's scientific research assistant have only one idea, Lazy God Technology is too powerful!

And that's just the basics!

As for the full-featured paper generation function, not to mention the membership is huge, the paper has to be charged per time, Xiaocheng can't afford it, and decided to ask Ma Jincheng for help when the time comes, anyway, he is full-featured.

"Do you need to call a few more times before you buy a beta member?"

"Hmm...... Ten times. ”

"Ten times? Okay...... Xiao Cheng's father!"

"Alas!"

"I'm an old SB!"

"Well said!

"I don't need to call you personally. A gloomy voice rang out from the doorway.

It is said that there was a tragedy on campus that day, a doctoral student in a certain building was injured, and the blood flowed like a river, from the third floor to the first floor......

This is the second accident of a graduate student being injured by a supervisor this month, and the students who were injured yesterday were also classmates from the same building......

Wan Keke injured two disciples, and was severely lectured by the school's leaders, and in order to persuade the two students not to appeal, they had to help the two students adjust their tutors.

These two people are also easy to talk to, as long as they change their mentors, anyone can do it!

Wan Keke came back and sat quietly in his office, when he heard a few students outside the door deliberately playing Xiao Wan there.

Now everyone knows that as long as you are injured, you can transfer the tutor, and they all use the spectrum to provoke Wan Scientific Research.

Wan Kexue felt that this day could not be lived.

But Wan Ke Ke is Wan Ke Ke Ke Wan Ke Ke slammed the table: "Damn, even if he dies, Lao Tzu will build a laboratory, isn't it just a piece of land?" )

PS: Today, a bear child who grew up reading Uncle Ha's books came to Uncle Ha: "Uncle Ha, I've been admitted to the civil service, come and go!"

Uncle Ha suddenly sighed, seeing that these bear children have gone to high school, the college entrance examination, the university, the failed the course, the make-up exam, the job is going to be found, and the civil service is admitted......

Stubble, one after another, it's really old......

However, Uncle Ha was reading a novel at the time, so he decisively kicked him away from reading the novel by himself, disturbing the reader to death!

However, I am very happy, try to write as much as possible, and add more celebrations.