Holy!

God, it looks like I'm really going to have to call you daddy!

You're so good to me, aren't you?

Quack!

Tick!

I can't wait, I'll take Teacher Tongtong down tonight!

Hey, hey, since I can't complete the *** plan on Xia Shuang for a long time, then I have to complete it on Teacher Tongtong, oh no, Tongtong's wife!

Anyway, she has long been my appointed wife, and it is more justifiable to complete it!

Yang Xiaoqian looked at Fang Tongtong with a lewd face, and his unhealthy thoughts were flying all over his head.

"I, I, I'm cooking, you talk!"

Fang Tongtong felt Yang Xiaoqian's obscene gaze, guessed that this kid already knew what he was thinking, his face flushed in an instant, and he turned around and went to the kitchen to cook.

Everyone Fang Tongtong left, and Yang Xiaoqian was still smiling obscenely, immersed in the fantasy of how to win Fang Tongtong tonight, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be drooling.

"Ahem, little money, tea, tea!"

Mother Fang looked at Yang Xiaoqian with a lewd look with a strange look, coughed a few times and reminded.

Yang Xiaoqian suddenly came to his senses, immediately put away his obscene appearance, pretended to be serious, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, but there were bursts of guilt in his heart.

That's not a sin, in front of other people's mothers, you should in front of your daughter!

Fang's mother came over, and saw some thoughts in Yang Xiaoqian's heart, and said in her heart: "It seems that this child likes Tongtong, but he already has Xia Shuang's girlfriend, how can he like Tongtong anymore?

Fang's mother is very upright, although she is willing to be Yang Xiaoqian her son-in-law, but her daughter's best friend Xia Shuang is his girlfriend, and she still disapproves of her daughter doing things that are sorry for her best friend.

Fang's mother chatted with Yang Xiaoqian for a while, and then went to the kitchen to cook, Yang Xiaoqian wanted to go to the kitchen to help, but was pushed out by the mother and daughter with a smile.

Yang Xiaoqian sat on the sofa and watched TV for a while, and soon the mother and daughter cooked the meal, and he went over to help serve the food.

Fang Tongtong didn't have a dining table at home, so the three of them put the dishes on the coffee table, so that watching TV while eating was still lively.

Qingping is a small town, but it is very particular about eating, there are many folk specialties, Fang's mother is a native of Qingping, and many specialties can be made.

The colorful dishes on this table include: tofu boxes, white soup meatballs, stir-fried pork slices, fried spring rolls, apple sausages, apple stew, apple crisp pot and so on.

Although these local side dishes are not as high-grade as those ancient court delicacies in Yang Xiaoqian's mind, they also have a unique flavor, and they drooled greedily before they started eating.

"Auntie, do you have beer at home? I want to drink beer!"

Yang Xiaoqian's eyes blinked, and the other party's mother said, I really didn't treat myself as an outsider.

"You open ......"

Fang Tongtong was about to say, "You can't drink while driving!", but after all, our teacher Tongtong is a smart beauty in ice and snow, and instantly guessed the flowery intestines in this kid's stomach, this kid wants to drink and has a reasonable excuse to stay here tonight!

Fang Tongtong's beautiful eyes glared at him with a smile, and he looked like I could see your kid's treacherous plan, so he actually stopped talking.

Fang's mother didn't think about it so much, Yang Xiaoqian asked for whatever he wanted to eat and drink, which showed that he didn't treat himself as an outsider, he smiled happily, got up and said: "Okay, okay, I'll buy it for you, how can a young man not drink, you will stay here tonight, drink as much as you want, wait for a little money, Auntie will buy it for you!"

"Auntie, I'll buy it, your family lives on the fifth floor, and it's inconvenient to climb up and down!"

Yang Xiaoqian stood up embarrassedly and rushed to buy it.

"I'd better go, you don't know where the commissary is!"

Fang Tongtong got up and rushed to go.

Mother Fang smiled and reached out to press the shoulders of the two people, pressed the two of them on the sofa, and said with a smile: "Don't go to any of you two little guys, finally go back home, and run out before your ass is hot! You two eat first, and I'll be back soon!"

As he spoke, he turned around and left.

"Auntie, buy island beer, a factory made yo!"

Yang Xiaoqian reminded.

"Okay!"

Fang's mother smiled and couldn't close her mouth, and went out to buy beer.

"Yang Xiaoqian, you really don't treat yourself as an outsider? Treat my mother as your mother?

Fang Tongtong glanced at him with a smile.

"It's my mother, isn't my mother-in-law just ......"

Yang Xiaoqian said it as a matter of course, covered her mouth without finishing speaking, and then looked at her and smiled.

"Yang Xiaoqian! you ...... You're getting more and more presumptuous! Who is your mother-in-law! I'll talk nonsense again, be careful I'll beat you!"

Fang Tongtong's face was flushed, and he looked very angry on the surface, but in fact, his heart was pounding, and he was infinitely ashamed.

"Try the white soup meatballs!"

Yang Xiaoqian stuck out his tongue, picked up a big soup spoon and scooped it up, wanting to hold some white soup balls and taste them.

"I'll eat it when my mom comes back, this adult, why is there no politeness at all!"

Fang Tongtong slapped the spoon in his hand with chopsticks to stop his rude behavior.

"I'm not an outsider at my mother-in-law's house, what is polite or impolite, hurry up and let me taste it, I'm hungry!"

Yang Xiaoqian was already hungry, and despite Fang Tongtong's stop, he scooped a spoonful full of steaming soup and balls with a big spoon and was about to put them in the small soup bowl in front of him.

"Yang Xiaoqian! Who is your mother-in-law! You are talking nonsense again!"

Fang Tongtong blushed and hit him with chopsticks again.

Yang Xiaoqian scooped a spoonful of soup and balls this time, if she hit it, it would definitely spill on the table, and hurriedly pulled the spoon into his arms and dodged the chopsticks.

He dodged fast, and Fang Tongtong's chopsticks chased fast, but he didn't hit it all of a sudden, followed by another chopstick, and with a snap, it hit.

But Yang Xiaoqian's hand shook, and with an oops, a spoonful full of hot soup balls was spilled, and all of them were sprinkled on the crotch of his pants impartially!

Yang Xiaoqian was wearing jeans and shorts inside, how could two layers of thin fabric block those hot soups, and he immediately grinned and screamed!

Yang Xiaoqian's younger brother suffered, although it may not be cooked, but it is estimated that it is also half-baked.

"Teacher Tongtong, if you want to eat roast chicken, I can buy it for you, but you don't need to spoil me, right?"

Yang Xiaoqian endured the pain with great perseverance, looked at Fang Tongtong, who was stupid, and wasted a lot of effort to keep his tone calm.

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(End of chapter)