After whispering a lot, Qi Min and Qi Dabald seem to have become "good friends who talk about everything".

I, Qi Min, are also fashionable, I have male girlfriends, and he also helps me watch the children - although the child is his first, how do I feel that it is mine first!

I slowly discovered that Qi Dabald also had a lot of humor - although he took his humor as stupid at first.

In order to help children review 12345678910 mnemonic songs, Qi Dabald will deliberately mispronounce the mnemonic, telling the story like this:

Qi Xiaosheng and Xiao Mu went to school together. The teacher said: Qi Xiaosheng, you read first! Qi Xiaosheng read: 1 Learn to write like a pencil. The teacher said: You read it right, Qi Xiaosheng, you are awesome!

The teacher said, "Little wood, it's time for you to read." The little wood said: 1 Like pencil snow, snow, snowflakes drifting. The teacher kicked the little wood and said, "Get out, go back to your house, our school doesn't want you anymore!"

Little Wood cried and went home. It's not good to read it wrong, Qi Xiaosheng should study hard at school, don't make mistakes!"

"I can't read it wrong, 1 learn to write like a pencil - I read it right, right?"

"That's right!" Qi Dabald praised his son.

Qi Dabald continued: "It's class again." The teacher asked everyone to read: 2 is like a duckling swimming in water. Qi Xiaosheng, you read!2 Like a duckling swimming in the water. Angel you read!2 like a duckling swimming in the water. Liu Yixuan, you read!2 Like a duckling swimming in the water. The teacher said, "I'm so angry, don't eat when you go home at noon, you starve to death!" Hey, are you Xiao Mu's grandmother, don't let Xiao Mu eat at noon, let him eat chicken—chicken butt meat, the piece of meat with chicken eyes, it's very fragrant!"

"What you're telling your child is this fart?" Qi Min criticized Qi Dabald.

"Dad's lecture is good!" Qi Xiaosheng said, "Dad, you tell me again, talk 3, how did Xiao Mu read 3 when he was in school?"

Qi Dabald was happy, and continued to talk 3.

"3 Like ears will be obedient. But the little wood read it - 3 like ears that are disobedient. The teacher said, "If you don't obey you, fuck off!" and drove him home again. ”

Qi Min said, "Just tell the child nonsense! Son, let me tell you one, "Pony Crossing the River." Once upon a time there lived an old horse and a pony in the stable......"

"It's not good. Dad, tell me about Little Wood Nian 4 again!"

"Okay. Qi Xiaoshengnian - 4 is like a red flag fluttering in the wind. The little wooden thought - 4 fluttering like a red flag. The teacher said, "If there is no wind, how can you float without the wind?" The little wooden man said, "If there is no wind, I will fan it with a fan!"

Qi Min was angry and funny.

In fact, she didn't know that Qi Dabald didn't have the interest to play nonsense with her son and interpret these things to her son. Now I have a mood, all because of her - the beauty in the same bed - although she let him sleep in the same bed - beautify his heart into a scenic spot on the shore of Hengshui Lake!

Now I am immersed in a wonderful sense of happiness all the time. I have a wife again—although I don't have one, but others think it's okay! And this wife is a man of outstanding stature, extraordinarily noble morals, and comes from a scholarly family—her father is a junior high school teacher. Although she seems to be a little far from the imaginary fairy, as soon as she arrives, my farm yard is no longer comparable to the fairyland. The fairy will leave when she comes, at most stay for the queen mother to take a nap, Qi Min she won't leave when she comes, and she will be noisy - is this a positive or derogatory term, anyway, I now regard her as the first protagonist of the family, willing to listen to her command in everything, and willing to have her sit in the battle when eating and sleeping.

"Qi Dabald, come over and take off your pants. ”

Ah, in broad daylight, you told me to keep my distance last night?

"Take off your dirty pants and put on this new one, I'm going to do the laundry." ”

Oh, I was going to do laundry, and I was so scared that my legs and stomach were spinning, and I thought I was going to experience the cruel charm of a vixen!