What the?

Watching a film?

Wow Ka Ka!

It's so exciting!

Hey, hey, basically people in the world will have their brains open when they hear these two words, and some action movies that are not suitable for children are played in their minds.

But the dragon tooth is a "pure" cultivator, and he doesn't think about it at all!

", what are you watching a movie? What is a film? How many big things do Lao Tzu have to do, there is a fart to watch a movie! Boy, you are paralyzed and playing Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu will give you one last chance, if you don't teach Lao Tzu the art of picking up girls, Lao Tzu will directly break your neck!"

Thinking that the kid was playing tricks on himself again, the dragon tooth grabbed him by the collar and yelled at him.

Elder Wang of the Beauty Sect was anxious to get the big yellow dog, and Long Yazi hurriedly drove the flying boat all the way to the Tiandong region to deliver the dog to Elder Wang, but he gave birth to a moth halfway, if he hadn't dreamed of taking down Elder Wang, he wouldn't have put down his face and asked a milky kid what tricks to pick up girls!

Hey, hey, the rhubarb that Yang Xiaoqian's family is looking for everywhere is actually in the storage ring of the dragon's teeth, which is close to Yang Xiaoqian, if it weren't for the barrier of the storage ring, he would have already felt the "signal" sent by the "tracker" on Rhubarb's body!

Hey, in life, many things you pursue are obviously right under your nose, but you don't know that the end result is to pass by!

Whether Yang Xiaoqian can know that rhubarb is in the storage ring of the dragon's tooth depends on the will of heaven!

Yang Xuefu and other ten beauties who were hiding in the secret eavesdropping saw this scene, and they were all nervous when they saw this scene, and they all complained about Yang Xiaoqian in their hearts.

"Hey, hey, old dragon, calm down, don't be calm, brother, I'm teaching you the art of picking up girls, watching movies is an important training link in picking up girls!"

Yang Xiaoqian said with a smile without panic.

it!

After a long time, people have already started to teach me!

It's too reckless to paralyze Lao Tzu!

"Ga ......"

Long Yazi's old face turned red, and he immediately let go of his hand and put down Yang Xiaoqian.

"Brother...... Brother, my brother was too anxious just now, and he was a little reckless in words and actions, I apologize to you!"

Long Yazi scratched his head and said in a sneer.

"Hmph, what is a little reckless, it is very reckless!"

Yang Xiaoqian's face sank and began to warp.

"Paralyzed, old thing, you slapped Lao Tzu out and Lao Tzu still remembers, it just so happens that Lao Tzu and your good friend Elder Wang have a deep hatred, you all wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will soon toss the two of you crying dad and shouting mother, chicken feathers and duck blood!"

A touch of coldness flashed in Yang Xiaoqian's eyes, and he said viciously in his heart.

Hey, hey, hey, our brother Qian has long thought of a good idea to kill two birds with one stone and kill two birds at the same time!

"Yes, yes, yes, it's my brother I'm reckless, brother, I apologize like you sincerely! As long as you teach me the art of picking up girls, let me take Xiaobei (Elder Wang Xiaobei), brother, I owe you a personal favor, brother, I am still very hungry in the Xuan Realm, there are few things in the Xuan Realm that I can't do, in the future, there will be a place where I can use my brother, as long as you say a word, my brother will come to help even if he is thousands of miles away!"

Long Yazi apologized again, and said with a serious and sincere face.

Indeed, as the head of the ten elders of the Heavenly Demon Sect, this old man still has a very powerful status in the Xuan Realm.

If Yang Xiaoqian really helped him win down Elder Wang and let him owe him a favor, it would indeed be a very cost-effective deal.

Depend on!

This product is very awesome!

No matter how awesome he is, can he compare to our brother Qian?

"Truly...... Apologize? Lao Tzu does not accept the verbal apology! Lao Tzu wants to make you pay a heavy physical and spiritual 'apology'!"

Yang Xiaoqian squinted at him, didn't say a word, and said gloomily in his heart.

"That...... What is watching a movie? Teach me, brother, I really want to watch it!"

Seeing that he didn't speak, Long Yazi thought that he accepted his own apology, and immediately urged with an expectant face.

"Hey, hey, okay, this is for you to see, not only do you want to see it, but I also want to see it, I haven't seen it for a long time!"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled obscenely, hehehe, and neatly summoned a laptop.

"Hey, have you seen this?"

Yang Xiaoqian looked left and right, except for his own wives eavesdropping behind the wall, there was no one else, and asked in a sneaky whisper.

"Hey, is this a secular TV? No, how can it be folded? The TV can't be folded, right?"

Long Yazi's insight is very powerful, and he has actually seen TV in the world, but he doesn't think it looks like it, and said with a puzzled face.

"Hey, hey, this is not called TV, this is called a laptop, there are a lot of films in it, I guarantee that watching the film will stimulate your motivation to pursue Elder Wang even more, and it can also improve your spicy skills, hey, hey, do you know spicy?

Yang Xiaoqian lowered his voice and whispered in Long Yazi's ear with an obscene face.

", there's still this kind of good movie? brother, you won't play brother again, will you?"

Long Yazi's face was red with excitement, his neck was thick, he swallowed his saliva fiercely, held one of Yang Xiaoqian's hands tightly with both hands, and asked in a whisper of disbelief.

"Damn, look at what you say, brother, I dare to play with you, if you play you, you will break your neck and swell!"

Yang Xiaoqian glanced at him and said.

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother, hurry up, teach my brother how to watch movies!"

Long Yazi held Yang Xiaoqian's hand tightly with both hands and urged excitedly.

"Damn, Brother Long, where to hold your hand! This is not where you should hold it, you should hold it somewhere of yourself!"

Yang Xiaoqian opened his hand and held it, glanced at him somewhere in his body with an obscene look and said.

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother, hurry up and let my brother watch the film!"

Long Yazi didn't seem to understand what Yang Xiaoqian meant, and couldn't wait to urge.

"Okay!"

Yang Xiaoqian operated skillfully and opened the film in the E disk of the computer.

"Damn...... This man and woman are so fierce...... How can this be...... it...... What an eye-opener...... Good film, good film...... Sure enough, it's a treasure book for pickled girls......"

Long Yazi's blood was boiling, his mouth was dry, his eyes were about to come out, and he muttered in shock.

Rao is dragon tooth is extraordinary, and he has never seen such a hot pickle girl book, so he went deep into it on the spot and studied it enthusiastically.

it!

It's too creative for two big men in the middle of the night to hide in a secluded corner and watch this kind of thing, right?

Looking at the entire secular realm and the four major cultivation realms, there is absolutely no second such a thunderous picture!

Hey, hey, in the middle of the night, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old guy fooled a middle-aged man in his forties to look at this kind of thing, and it was definitely the most bizarre scene in the entire secular world and the four major cultivation realms!

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