Chapter 89: Have We Ever Been on a Blind Date?

"He's not a beast, is he?

"You can't say he's a beast. Beasts don't lie and deceive people, they won't cheat their wives' money out of their hands to their families, they won't sleep with their families and let their wives be cheerleaders in front of their wives, they won't let their wives take him and the children born at home without sleeping with their wives......"

"What's at home?" asked Miaomiao.

"It should be the concubine. Lao Zhang said.

Lao Zhang has also forgotten to snatch his big fur hat now.

"I'm a Tai Chi hero, I know Taoist kung fu! fellow, let's go, I'm here to guard the road for you." If Chen Yingying and his gang dare to chase you, I will teach them a lesson!" Lao Zhang felt that something like a biological hood had disappeared from his head, and he was refreshed and refreshed.

"Thank you then, uncle. Dad, let's go!"

A group of people supported the old man who vomited blood and left.

Zhang Daxia - Zhang Laoxia watched the group leave, and improvised a poem at the back of the wheat artemisia:

The parents' order matchmaker spoke

There is also experience and science

Don't listen to yourself

Stunned to turn sugar into salt

At this time, Zhang Xian, who rushed over, heard it and was very pleased.

He looked at the three women and was grateful beyond words.

Only then did he realize that his father had been exposed in broad daylight for several hours, shuttled thousands of laps in full view, and made impassioned speeches, and there was no longer any need to avoid people's attention.

At this time, the little demon had already discovered the purity and depth of the old man's Tai Chi Kung Fu, and sent the teacher Shot Ball Piaopiao to WeChat.

"I found an old Tai Chi master who I could invite over to be the coach of the park crowd. ”

"Are you sure?" asked.

"Yes, he is only suitable for teaching the masses to play routines. However, the power of its plate shelves is rarely comparable at present. ”

"What about me?" said the other man.

"Of course, it can't be compared to your professor's level. But the level of remuneration demanded is not comparable!"

"Okay, I'll think about it, thank you ha. ”

"You're welcome, teacher, I'm not going to find the north if you're polite. The little demon smiled, "Yaya, where is the north?"

"North, that grave, there!" Yaya said, gesturing to the half-sine curves.

"Ah, the mounds are so beautiful! shall we go up and sit down?"

"There's a ghost there! Uh, a ghostβ€”" Miao Miao called out and ran away. Everyone laughed and imitated her posture and chased after her.

There can't really be ghosts, right...... The little demon looked behind him as he ran.

After that, Zhang Xian's father was often invited by the little demons to come to Tiedan's house to practice Taijiquan together.

Lao Zhang felt so happy in his heart. Thanks to Tai Chi, I was able to work out with such a handsome little guy and such a beautiful little cutie.

The little demon uses a smartphone to play a Tai Chi video, further enriching the Tai Chi atmosphere.

"I also want to buy one of these phones. Lao Zhang said to himself in his heart.

On the way back, he went to the mobile phone store.

I bought a Huawei phone and asked for a mobile phone card. The shopkeeper, the little beauty, taught him hand in hand, and it took two hours to basically teach him.

Since then, he has learned Taijiquan more deeply, and learned Taijiquan Xingyiquan.

It was a very sunny day, and the little demon decided to take Lao Zhang and Tie Dan out and practice in the park.

Next to the west highway, at the junction of the two counties, the newly built scenic park is spacious and clean.

Tie Dan and the little demon practiced Tai Chi pushing, and Lao Zhang reviewed the self-taught Tai Chi Xingyi Quan by himself.

After a while, the little demon also practiced with Lao Zhang.

According to Lao Zhang's feeling, it is a roasted sugar pear playing happily with a bright eye.

At this time, an old aunt had already arrived. She began to practice Tai Chi routines while admiring Lao Zhang's practice.

Then the little demon went to find the iron egg to practice the Tai Chi sword. The aunt came over to talk to Lao Zhang.

"This big brother, did you practice Tai Chi pushers just now?"

"Yes, it's Tai Chi pushers. ”

"What did you practice before you practiced Tai Chi Tui, and why did I look like Tai Chi and not feel like it?"

"That's Tai Chi Xingyi Fist. ”

"The first time I heard about it. The aunt looked curious, "You guys know a lot." Big brother, can you teach me and practice pushing?"

"No problem!" Lao Zhang readily agreed.

Then he began to teach her patiently and meticulously.

Sometimes when it is necessary to explain the use of the technique in teaching, he will pull someone's arm or push someone's shoulder.

Although the tugging or pushing action is very light, the other party trembles obviously.

The pusher is a little skilled, and the two talk while pushing.

"Big brother, are you a retiree? What do you call yourself? Your wife often practices Tai Chi Tui with you, right?"

"I didn't go through the retirement procedures, but I pretended to be sick and didn't go to work. My surname is Zhang, and it will be good to call me Lao Zhang in the future. I don't have a wife. I've always been single. Are you retired?"

"I just retired. Are you single? Do you like to live alone?"

"I didn't like it, so I adopted a son. ”

"With your conditions, you should be able to marry a beautiful flower when you are young. ”

"I once fell in love with a beautiful female teacher. But when I went on a blind date, the other party didn't take a fancy to me. But her temperament influenced me, and I couldn't get along with any other woman anymore. Lao Zhang remembered that back then, his cousin-in-law introduced him to a colleague's sister-in-law. It's a private teacher, and I want to find a long-term one. When going on a blind date, I have to let Lao Zhang try to go again. After trying, I insisted that there was something wrong with Lao Zhang's legs.

"It's about the same as me. I was also single and later adopted a girl. What village is the girl you're going to go back to, and what kind of work do you do?"

"It's a female teacher. In Dong'anzhuang, his father is the old branch secretary of the village. ”

"So...... That woman is me. ”

"Huh?"

Lao Zhang was shocked into an old zombie.

After a long time, Lao Zhang came back to life.

Then Lao Zhang performed the golden rooster independently, and he didn't move for a long time.

"It seems that you don't have a problem with this leg, it should be another one. ”

Lao Zhang changed his legs and continued to be independent. Still untouched for a long time.

"There's nothing wrong with that, but that day, you didn't walk perfectly. The aunt was so anxious that she slapped her thigh, "You were the day of that year, if you could stand like this...... Alas, I'm!"

"And now, have I passed your review, or assessment?"

"Well, passed. But ......"

"How can there be?"

"But, why didn't you show me the Golden Rooster Independence that day?"

"Yes, it's all my fault, that day, that day 30 years ago, why didn't I practice......? I'm going to turn back time!" Lao Zhang said, using his palm to push the sun.

The sun treats him as nothing, as if to say: Come here, I roasted you and fed the tengu on the moon!

"It's all your fault!" she sneered.

"Yes, it's all my fault! Then we should make it back as soon as we lose time. Shall we go to the marriage registration tomorrow?"

"It's tomorrow, isn't it okay today? ”

"Hmm. Without further ado, I can't hesitate any longer, I've been hesitating for 30 years. ”

"Hmm. The female teacher pressed her head on Lao Zhang's shoulder.

"Actually...... It's not that I blame you, but I blame the parents and matchmakers, they just say it verbally, saying that the two of us are the most suitable and the most suitable, but they just say it verbally, without forming a written report, write it out with brush calligraphy, and then take it to the notary office to do justice. How many 30 years are there in life, how can the 30 years in old age be compared with the 30 years when we were young......

"What are you two doing here?" the little demon noticed that the situation was abnormal and ran over to ask.

You two are sick, and you support each other!

Tie Dan also came to watch in wonder.

"We're having an engagement ceremony. Lao Zhang told the two young people.

"Engagement ceremony?" both the little demon and the iron egg looked young and ignorant.