After lunch, Demon Venerable Juntang inspected the military camp as usual, while Chu Lingxi secretly sulked.

She overestimated her beauty level and underestimated the level of Mozun's IQ.

Chu Lingxi originally planned to let Mao Shi and the old department hibernate and make arrangements after his body healed, but the big pig's trotter Demon Venerable forcibly led the rhythm, completely disrupting her plan, and the road ahead was long, I don't know if it was a blessing or a curse.

Depression has been accumulated in her heart for a long time, and sooner or later she will become a physical and psychological pervert, according to her temper and habits, anger never sleeps.

In the face of ordinary enemies, she either raised a knife and sent it to the west sky, or punched and kicked into a pig's head, occasionally put water when she was in a good mood, and scolded the enemy to doubt life with her sharp mouth and sharp tongue, only destroying the soul and not hurting the body.

In the face of a difficult opponent, Chu Lingxi added his name to the small book of his sworn enemy, and then eat, drink and have fun.

The most important thing in seeking revenge is mentality, if you are in a hurry, you will not only lose and lose, but also may die in front of the opponent due to the rush of fire, she wants to plan for revenge in the most active and full state, looking down on success or failure on the surface, and sending the full malice to the rival in her heart-

"There must be a cause and an effect, your retribution is me! Heaven wants you to perish, you must be crazy first, my aunt and grandmother will one day do the way for heaven and give you a surprise gift package for the eighteenth layer of hell ten thousand years tour!"

The demon goddess of war is ruthless and will repay the Black Lotus people, and the banner will never fall.

The Demon Venerable is obviously the most difficult high-ranking enemy in the Four Realms to deal with, not to mention the sick and delicate Chu Lingxi after being reborn, even the Demon Girl God of War in the glorious period does not dare to confront the Demon Venerable.

No matter how uneducated she is, no matter how arrogant she is, she understands that hitting a stone with an egg is a foolish move.

She closed her eyes and stared, and engraved the name of the big pig's trotters with black soy sauce in her heart one by one-

"Congratulations to the Demon Venerable, you have successfully entered the list of grandma's sworn enemies, and jumped to the top of the list, kindly remind, do more good deeds when you have time, burn incense often in your spare time, accumulate more good virtues in the yang world during your lifetime, and suffer less hellish sins after death!"

The Demon Palace is comparable to a golden birdcage, without like-minded friends of wine and meat, eating, drinking and having fun are boring, full of grievances and don't know how to vent.

Looking for someone to fight?

No, with Chu Lingxi's current physical condition, the force value is close to zero, if she really starts to do it, the only tricks she can use are the shrew's exclusive tricks of pulling her hair and scratching the blood, which will inevitably damage her prestige in the first life.

She looked up to the sky and sighed, very much nostalgic for the cool and crazy self in the past, who could play the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and could dance Dugu to defeat the sword.

Now this sentimental and sickly body is extremely unlucky, and Ti Du can't lift a weapon, even if he plays a set of Pegasus Meteor Boxing, it is just a flower fist and embroidered legs, and most of them can't even beat a dumb slave.

What can you do to soothe your mood?

After thinking about it, Chu Lingxi decided to throw the pot.

Jing Yu played a homophonic stalk, if he didn't add a little unhappiness to the demon girl, he would be unhappy himself-

"Throw yourself into the lake... Go out and go all the way north, the lake in the Imperial Garden is big and deep. ”

Although Chu Lingxi couldn't subdue the Demon Venerable, it was still more than enough to control the others, and he instructed the dumb slave to say-

"Take a big and round bowl, boil a pot of long and wide noodles, and give it to Major General Jing, if you can't choke him to death, all the cooks will be punished!"

"Are you afraid that everyone won't know that you are a tyrannical demon goddess of war?"

Jing Yu didn't understand where her anger came from: "It's not like your style to have a sad face, what is there that doesn't satisfy you right now, is it too lonely to dominate the demon harem, or is it too boring to be honored and favored?"

"Everything in the Demon Palace is good, but some crows are too noisy!"

How could Chu Lingxi let Jing Yu gain the upper hand, took the Xuanyu short arrow handed by the dumb slave, opened the bow with both hands, threw one at the pitcher, and threw the other at his chest.

Jing Yu easily grabbed the short arrow, and saw that she was not good at throwing pots by looking at the slightly rusty posture of the demon girl, and the angular righteous face showed a subtle evil smile, and proposed-

"Why don't we have a fight. ”

He has fought with Chu Lingxi many times, whether it is a battlefield fight, or a quarrel, the result is a hundred losses and no wins, his greatest wish is to be a winner of the scenery, and the arrogance and sharpness of killing the demon girl.

Chu Lingxi did not hesitate at all, and immediately refused: "No." ”

Jing Yu used the agitation method: "Are you afraid of losing to me?"

Chu Lingxi is a scheming little diva, and ordinary people's flowery intestines can't hide her eyes at all-

"You are a big man, taking advantage of the woman's illness and weakness to put forward a non-scoring request for the competition, obviously you have a dirty plan to take advantage of the danger of others, so your aunt and grandmother will not fall into your trap!"

Jing Yu's face couldn't be hung up, his mouth was hard and quibble, and he hit a rake: "Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

Pitching pot is the favorite game of the elites of the Four Realms after feasting and drinking, and it is one of the six arts of the gentleman, and the orthodox royal family and the children of the family are all proficient in this way, and Jingyu is naturally no exception.

Chu Lingxi has been focusing on the pursuit of excitement since he was a child, and among the many amusement projects in the palace, he is only interested in hunting and polo, and he hates the boring pitching pot very much.

Polo is a happy fight to win or lose, and the pot has countless rules and etiquette, first of all, you must ask three times, between the host and the guest to be fake three back and forth, procrastination a bunch of nonsense, in order to compete.

There are more than 20 kinds of tricks such as junior high school, even middle school, full pot, piercing ears, scattered arrows, Xiao arrows, and ends, all Chu Lingxi can do is throw short arrows into the pot bottle, but Jing Yu can show off his skills, and if he can't keep it, he has to turn his back and blindfold, and his expression after success is probably more terrifying than performing a big stone on his chest.

Chu Lingxi didn't give him a chance to show off, and he was angry and didn't pay for his life.

In addition, there is a more important reason why she doesn't like to throw pots.

When Chu Lingxi was young, Yuanzhou held a grand Demon Realm Royal Family Six Arts Competition, which translated into the vernacular, is the Demon Clan's Ten States Royal Family Gentleman Contest for the limelight.

The bishop of Chu has no way, but he is very positive when he shows off his children, and he finds that none of the daughters of the concubine have the talent to throw pots, so he remembers the eldest daughter who likes martial arts, so he spent a lot of money to invite famous teachers, vigorously cultivated Chu Lingxi, and vowed to win the championship of the women's group of pot throwers.

The scumbag father who lacks heart and eyes invited the master who lacks a string in his brain, completely ignoring the actual needs of sports competition, and insisted on teaching a three-day pure theory class first, with the theme of - On the Way of a Gentleman in Pitching Pots.

Chu Lingxi didn't want to follow his father's wishes, but when he saw these two masters, he had a clever plan, pretended to actively cooperate, and waited for the moment when the scumbag father's beard was angry.

"The Female Commandment" and "The Female Virtue" combined can't recite five sentences, she is unusually a university specialist, and she still remembers a few elegant nonsense sentences until now-

"It is advisable to drum and piano, the piano is in tune and smooth, it is appropriate to sing poetry, the rhyme is clear, it is appropriate to play Go, the sound of the child is Ding Dingran, it is appropriate to throw the pot, and the sound of the arrow is loud. ”