Chapter 140: Martial Arts Trick "Dog Peeing"
The contract stipulates that Hao Ying must manufacture and deliver a robot with a capacity no less than King Kong for Fu Xin at a price of 400,000 yuan within one year, otherwise he will be compensated for economic and mental losses of 2 million yuan. Fu Xin also warned Hao Ying: "I have the ability to strike twice. ”
"What, a second-strike capability?" Hao Ying asked. He thought to himself, don't blow too much.
"Second black blow!" Fu Xin repeated.
"If you report the case to the Public Security Bureau, I will kill your whole family. Fu Xin still said amiably.
Although Hao Ying and Chen Ling did not have a wedding, they received a marriage certificate, and the child also stretched Chen Ling's belly.
When Tie Dan came to provide after-sales service to King Kong, Hao Ying said to King Kong sadly: "King Kong, this is still your hometown, you want to come and go around often." If I'm dead, you're going to miss me. ”
King Kong was expressionless.
Tie Dan saw what was going on, so he asked Brother Hao. Hao Ying told Tie Dan about his difficulties.
"Then I'll lend King Kong to Brother Hao, and you sell King Kong to Fu Xin first, let's do this, ...... like this."
Hao Ying hesitated at first. After Tie Dan insisted for a long time, he agreed.
Tie Dan gave King Kong an instruction: to be a new bodyguard within a month, and to give a new faceless life a month later!
Hao Ying also thought about calling the police and asking the police to clean up. But he didn't have any evidence of his violation, and the key was that Hao Ying was covered by a biological cover, and his body and mind couldn't rush out for the time being. It was as if he was a dead child, buried in a pile of snow, and once he was moved to the sunny side of the wall and absorbed the heat of the sun, his snowy white decoration was digested, and the dead face revealed was very ugly and scary.
Now let King Kong deal with Fu Xin, and he has the pleasure of revenge like a wedding night in his heart.
When Fu Xin received King Kong, his heart was overjoyed, and he bowed and shouted: "Thank you, Brother Hao!"
You and I are brothers, and then I won't live my life in vain?!
You and I are brothers? You're so good at farting!
Fu Xin didn't care about Hao Ying's expression and scolding, he just had to be happy with himself.
Fu Xin named King Kong Xiaodart.
On this day, Fu Xin personally drove a semi-driverless car to pull King Kong back to his hometown and go to the grave. When passing by Zaoqing Road next to Dayou Village, it is a big left turn. At this time, an old man touched porcelain. After the car braked sharply, the man who fell to the ground stood up tremblingly and pulled out a bowl that had been broken in half from a broken school bag.
"This is my high-end collection, and it is the rice bowl used by Liu Cixin that I bought for 300,000 yuan yesterday, you have to compensate me!"
Fu Xin, who started by touching porcelain, pointed to the tip of the old man's nose and was speechless. He frantically threw out the broken bag containing the bowl, only into the ditch.
The old man hurried to pick it up.
King Kong was also anxious: "I'll pay you 300,000 yuan, show me the bowl!"
"300,000 miles!" said King Kong, throwing the schoolbag containing the bowl twice on the top of his head, and then let go of his hand, and threw the schoolbag far into the dense corn field, and He Shen didn't know where to go.
After Fu Xin got into the car, King Kong shoved the old man into the ditch on the side of the road, snorted heavily, and then got in the car and closed the door. Fu Xin started the engine, and the two of them left in the dust.
Fu Xin stretched out a small hand and kept giving a thumbs up to King Kong. Looking at Fu Xin's expression, his little hands didn't look like they grew from the top of his armpits, but like they grew directly on his heart.
Another day, Fu Xin said to King Kong:
"I want to go to the farming base in the east of Dongchenzhuang Village to steal an ear of corn and cook it for my lover. ”
"Last year, I went to steal corn with a dart, and as soon as I broke an ear, a wolfdog came out and scared me into falling corn to the ground. The bodyguard bowed his head to pick it up, but the wolf dog was extremely ferocious, threw the dart to the ground, rudely undressed, and left the dart naked. We managed to get back into the car. The wolfdog jumped into the car and bit like a rock top pine biting a green mountain. Da Dart and I had to get on the highway, out of the county, out of the city, out of the province. Fortunately, just out of the provincial border, the wolf dog may be worried about the stick in the village and unwilling to leave the post, so he jumped out of the car and ran back.
"Later, when I passed by Dongchenzhuang Village, I didn't mean to steal corn, but the dog still recognized the license plate and jumped into the car. I had to escape from the provincial border again to get rid of the dog. ”
"Haha. King Kong smiled innocently.
"What are you laughing at?" Fu Xin asked.
"I'll help you steal an ear. King Kong replied.
Today, Fu Xin changed his car, pulled King Kong and slowly came to Dongchenzhuang Village, and drove to the field where he stole corn last year. After being imprisoned in the car for more than half an hour, and not seeing the dog, Fu Xin said, "Little Dart, you go down and steal an ear of corn." ”
In order to succeed in undercover, King Kong decided to steal a spike for his boss. He thought that an ear of corn was not worth 1 yuan, but he didn't know that the corn here was worth more than 100 times, and he thought that he would pay off the bill by throwing 1 yuan into the field when he passed by in the future.
Kim had just broken off an ear of corn when a wolfdog burst out. King Kong flashed, but the wolf dog did not pounce on him.
The wolfhound turned and pounced. King Kong immediately responded with a dog fist.
When King Kong read a large number of traditional Chinese martial arts materials, Tie Dan also collected dog boxing from the south.
The wolf dog not only couldn't pounce on King Kong, but was also beaten and played all the time.
In the end, King Kong had enough to play, and with a trick of "dog peeing", he kicked the wolf dog out more than 100 meters and flew into the pit from the safety net.
Fu Xin opened the car door and shouted King Kong to get in the car. The two of them brought back an ear of tender corn as if they had found a treasure.
In the evening, Fu Xin and his lover write a continuation for their one-night stand. It seems that the sequel they wrote is more expensive than the sequel written by Gao Jaw for Dream of Red Mansions, and they actually let King Kong be the doorman in the house. Although King Kong is a robot, he is also resistant to indecent dramas, and his eyes are closed all night.
I'm a robot, don't show me, I'm sick and vomiting, like I saw two maggots tossing in.
Although King Kong has no stomach, he looks disgusted and wants to vomit.
On Saturday, Miao Miao, who had come home from college, saw that her mother had cooked tender corn and dragged him to her house.
Then, it's time to go on a trip. Tours without leaving town.
She rode her family's electric tricycle and pulled her father Chen Shan and Tie Dan to Zhoutun to see the surviving gate of the People's Commune.
Sure enough, there is, and there are also Song characters of the Zhoutun Township People's Commune carved horizontally.
And next to the doorway there was a whole bunch of mechanical parts, which had begun to rust.
Many superstitious fools burn incense and paper here, asking for the blessing of the gods of heaven and earth. They say that there have been spirits here.
"It's ridiculous that people who are superstitious about ghosts and gods. Miao Miao said.
Iron Egg nodded. Chen Shan shook his head.
The insider next to him said that 1 month ago, there was a sludge paste-faced person, I don't know what kind of hatred there is with this large excavator, it is really a deep hatred, dismantled the mechanical screws twenty or thirty, packed them away in a small plastic bag, and scattered them all into the big puddle in the south. Later, the police came to solve the case and investigated all the enemies of the contractor, but found nothing.