Oil explosion, is a big iron pot, full of oil, two little ghosts lift you, throw, poof, into the oil pot, and then you feel your body begin to expand, soften, and then slowly harden, brittle, and finally become a fritter.

I opened my eyes and looked down, just in time to see a round fritter being fished out of the pot by a small ghost, this is okay, I was mentally prepared, but its next sentence completely thundered me: "This fritter is big and long, it can be sold for 30,000 taels of silver, big brother, should you sell it, or keep it for your brothers to enjoy?"

A big ghost with a red-haired blue face and a copper ring on his nose haha: "Of course, such a good fritter is dedicated to the ghost king, the little ones, take care of the family, brother, I will go to the ghost king's house." ”

"Yes......" The chaotic ghost cries came and went, and it took a while before it quieted down, and the red-haired ghost happily held the long and round fried dough sticks, and said to the little ghost who fished for the fritters: "Take the gourd!"

The little ghost immediately threw the hook into the oil pot, pulled it hard, and pulled up a big purple-gold gourd, which was about three feet high, the size of a pig's belly, and the red-haired ghost stretched out two fingers under his mouth, and recited a series of grunting ghost words to the purple gourd, and the purple gourd suddenly seemed to be scalded by boiling oil, and kept shaking.

"Goo!" rang out, the gourd's waist was actually larger, the red-haired ghost's eyes lit up, and the spell was repeated again, and then there was a grunt, it swelled to the size of an oil pot, and the gourd mouth was aimed in front of it.

The red-haired ghost held the big fritters, swayed left and right like an octopus in front of the gourd, stomped his feet, and a shallow footprint appeared on the ground, and its fat ass had sat on the groove in the middle of the gourd, and his legs clamped the gourd, patted the gourd's buttocks backwards, and shouted: "Turn back! Turn back!"

The purple gourd is quite spiritual, and he slowly turned around obediently, and the red-haired ghost realized that he was sitting in the wrong direction, and hesitated slightly, and the red-haired ghost thought about it and shouted: "Little ones, watch me learn from Uncle Zhang Guo, ride the gourd upside down, haha......"

Slapped backwards, the mouth of the gourd suddenly erupted a light blue flame, urging the gourd to accelerate backwards and fly rapidly, because the gourd is hollow, there is no weight, so the acceleration is very fast, driving the air to whirring.

The red-haired ghost was still not happy, and the big palm slapped it hard, and the two-foot-long flame slammed to one meter, and the driving force was greatly enhanced, and the flame pushed the gourd faster and faster, and the smiling face of the red-haired ghost on the gourd gradually turned into a red dot, and after a few seconds, even the person with the gourd was too far away to see clearly.

I sat on the Shennong sword and saw all this, and I screamed in my heart that it was not good, looking at the situation, all the little ghosts here have been tempered a thousand times, and my tall but not mighty body stood in the middle of them, like a door panel. What is a door panel?

After a few minutes of observation, I regained some confidence because I saw that the imps were mostly fat rather than strong. I also found that they are particularly fond of fried fritters, and after a few bites, a prisoner's fried dough sticks become the semi-finished stool in their abdomen.

"It turns out that such fat is eaten, don't be afraid. I patted my chest, comforted myself a few words, and shouted: "Shennong sword, give it to me!"

I felt that something was not right, hey, expressed doubt, looked down at my feet, my feet were empty, and Shennong Jian actually misunderstood what I meant, and went down alone.

"Smack!" I fell to the ground in a 'big' shape, but I unexpectedly felt quite soft, what's the matter? It turned out that the ground was full of fritters that had just come out of the pot, and I was fortunate enough to pounce on one of them, like a layer of air cushion, so that my body was protected in time.

But my face still had an intimate contact with the earth through the fritters, "This is disfigured, woo woo......" I thought so, my hand touched my face and nose, and it was actually intact, it was really God bless this handsome guy, I shouted with joy: "Handsome face, handsome nose, no scars, I can still pick up girls, yes!"

Suddenly, a ghost sneered: "Cut, super thick-skinned guy." I immediately said, "I see, I really didn't expect that a thick skin can save my life, and it will be a little thicker, and it will be a little thicker." Thank you for your advice, and I want to thank my mom and dad. ”

"Stop!" a fat ghost with light red hair, light blue skin, and nostrils facing the sky, who seemed to be the second-in-command, interrupted my sincere gratitude, and I squinted at him, this ghost has a fat head and big ears, and a lot of fat, very much like a pig.

I squeezed my eyebrows at him: "What?" put my left hand behind my back, and my right hand rubbed my eyebrows, with an arrogant posture that you dare to provoke the uncle, and the uncle will beat you back to the mother's womb. The fat ghost was about to have a seizure, and suddenly saw my mouth change to a wicked smile, and at the same time, an antique bronze sword rose from behind me, his eyes immediately doubled in size, and his eyebrows jumped up and down, and he said, "Is this big brother from heaven?"

I said coolly: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and wanted to go to this ......" I suddenly remembered that I didn't seem to be a Tang monk, and hurriedly changed my words: "This handsome guy has crossed over, and he wants to find a beautiful girl." ”

The fat ghost arched his hand and said: "Disrespectful, disrespectful, but I don't know my eldest brother's surname?"

I changed my steps, blocked my forehead with my right hand, and said, "It's okay, my surname is Liu, and my single name is a sword character." ”

The fat ghost gave a thumbs up: "Good name! My grandfather's grandfather also took this name, and later he became an outstanding ghost general, commanding five thousand ghost soldiers to fight in the east and west, which was quite majestic! Who would want to join the ghost clan later, and change his name to Liu Dehua, that is, to get the meaning of glory and wealth, hey, it is the blessing and misfortune that lurks." The ghost sect was born, the ghost clan did not listen to the order, and half of the clan was wiped out by ten thousand ghosts, and my grandfather's grandfather became a crying ghost who loved to sing, and in the end, he was sent to the frying area to fry fritters, until my generation, it has not yet developed, it seems that our luck has run out!"

I have read some naming books, judging the quality of a person's name, that is, counting strokes, according to certain rules to divide into heaven and earth, but also to know how the five elements of each other, in a word, to get a good name, to make a fortune early! It is precisely because the naming technology is broad and profound, so it is very easy to bluff people, I stretched out three fingers and calculated, and then said: "Ask the name of the eldest brother, the contemptible person has learned the art of gossip, can measure the good fortune and evil of people, and cut off the wealth and misfortune of people, I wonder if I can help the eldest brother?"

The fat ghost shouted happily: "Look at my brother's appearance Qingqi, he is a master, hehe, my surname is Liu, my name is Zijian, my father wants me to be healthy, so I took this name, in fact, I don't like it, but I have never met a master, if my brother has Yaxing, it is better to help me change it, I invite my brother to eat fritters." ”

The fat ghost raised his hand and pointed to the fritters on a row of hooks, meaning that you can pick whatever you want. I glanced at those big, long and bulging fritters a few times, and my throat was blocked, so I had to laugh twice and said, "No, I don't like fried food very much, I am prone to high blood pressure, high blood sugar, heart disease, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, I suggest you also eat less." I frowned and pointed to the tall oil drums next to the iron pot: "Actually use gutter oil, no taste, no quality! There are ......."

I pursed my lips and glared at the fat ghost, asking him to look at the hand of the little ghost next to him, and said, "The hooks on his hands are already rusty!"

The fat ghost quacked and laughed, as if he was embarrassed, he must have been a little surprised, in his eyes, these problems were not a problem at all, and they could not arouse his slightest interest, and now I broke them one by one, and suddenly felt ashamed, lowered his head and hugged his fists and said: "Brother has a pair of electric eyes, observing, so many details can be quickly found, Zijian admires it, I finally understand why I have worked hard for so many years and cannot be promoted, it turns out that this is the reason!"

I waved my hand to him and said with a smile: "It's nothing, cleaners can do it, this ability is done by me when I was a student, I did it when I was a student, and the leader wants to check, I can't help but be sharp-eyed!"

I continued: "I have come up with a good name, this man used to be a big official, and he can't be wrong." The fat ghost's eyes lit up: "What's the name?"

"Liu Qingshan!" I nodded affirmatively, pretending to be very good.

"Liu Qingshan?" the muscles on the fat ghost's face moved irregularly, "How do you look like a peasant?" "Have you ever heard of such a sentence," I paused and said, "Stay in Qingshan, don't worry about running out of firewood." ”

The fat ghost slowly repeated my words: "If you stay in the green mountains, don't worry about running out of firewood?" If there are green mountains, there will be firewood, and if there is firewood, are you afraid that it will not become popular? It turns out that this is the intention, I understand. ”

He understood, I was blinded. I saw that he came up with a reason, and I was afraid that he would use his brain too much, so I hurriedly explained it to him: "The meaning of this name is to keep you rich and promoted." Only when there are mountains can there be trees, only when there are trees can there be wealth, trees are the root of wealth, and mountains are the foundation of trees. Second, you can always remind you that you can't do things too desperately, and leave three points of leeway for others everywhere, so as to keep Qingshan, keep the capital, and then try to develop and grow. ”

"Oh, I see. The fat ghost nodded his head heavily, and suddenly he straightened up and announced loudly: "Brothers, in the future, I will be called Liu Qingshan, and you will call me Brother Qingshan when you see me, do you know?"

A group of imps immediately came up and slapped Shenma's buttocks: "Brother Qingshan has a new name, like a faint real person re-entering the world, congratulations!" "Brother Qingshan changed his name, and he seems to be more and more handsome, congratulations, congratulations." ”

The fat ghost was greatly used, haha, and said: "Joy and joy, congratulations, wahaha......"

This one said: "Brother Qingshan, this name has been changed well!" The fat ghost hurriedly said: "Where, where." The one said: "Brother Qingshan, you have to take care of your little brother if you get rich in the future!" The fat ghost smiled: "Definitely, definitely." When you come out to mix, you have to help each other!"

The ghost sound of the oil explosion in the first area has become Liu Qingshan's celebration place, a group of fat imps slap each other's ass, and the air is more and more smelly.

Finally, a little ghost said: "Brother Qingshan, my name is compared with yours, that is, garbage sees gold, I don't know if I can ask you to change it, so that you can be blessed." ”

The fat ghost's face suddenly turned cloudy, and he shouted angrily: "What? The master is here, and you actually came to ask me, fuck you!" kicked it away. The little ghost flipped four heels in the air, and fell in front of me on all fours, his eyes rolling in circles and foaming at the mouth.

I asked the fat ghost, "What's its name?"

The fat ghost smiled: "Don't ask!"

"It's a slippery name, it has a feeling of being an immortal from outside the world. "I'm quite puzzled, this little ghost is too superstitious, his father tried his best to think of a good name for him, but he had to change it, is it worthy of his father?

The fat ghost said: "Brother only knows one thing, I don't know the other, because we are very polite here, and civilized etiquette is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so we call each other brothers when we meet, such as Liu Sanba, call him Brother 38 or Brother 8, and call him Brother Hu, Brother Bayi, or Brother 1. ”

"Oh," I nodded.

The fat ghost continued: "His name is Mo Wen, and we often call him Brother Mo, you listen, the homonym is like touching the chest." If he is asked to ask his brother, homophony will become a personal item for women. Therefore, he was unhappy, and often wanted to find someone to change his name, but after many times, we got tired of him, and he could only dare to ask for advice when others were very happy. ”

"Oh," I nodded in realization, and said with a smile, "I see, so be it, I'll make it difficult, and waste some brain cells to change your name for you." ”

The little ghost lying on the ground with Venus in his eyes, his ghost eyes suddenly straightened, he turned up, his eyes were full of tears, and he opened his arms at sixty degrees: "Big brother, say it quickly, please give me a name that is better than Niubi!"

When I saw him posing for a marriage proposal, I couldn't help but feel a chill and said, "It's better to be called Mo Datou." The little ghost's eyes flashed brightly, and he said happily: "It's so magnificent, Mo Datou, that is, the devil, hahaha, it sounds so cool." ”

"Smack!" the little ghost's head was slapped away by the fat ghost's palm, and I stared at the headless body in front of me with wide eyes, and felt very surprised. The fat ghost raised his hand and slapped him again, knocking his headless body out of the air, and then smiled at me: "Brother has come from afar, and the younger brother has prepared a reception banquet for you," waved his right hand and said, "Please!"

I was stunned and helpless, so I could only follow the fat ghost to a three-zhang wide open space under the stone pillar on the right, and the fat ghost snapped his fingers: "Why don't you move the table and chairs and put the wine and food on the table?"

The ghosts giggled and brought up the stone table and stone bench, and laid out three plates of French fries. I took one and put it in my mouth, it was actually fragrant, crispy, chewy, and even better than KFC. I picked up another stick and chewed it slowly, casually asking, "You also have fast food here?"

The fat ghost grabbed a handful of fries and put them directly in his mouth and chewed them, saying, "It's not fast food, it's a snack." Fried fingers are our only snack food, and there are several buckets of them every now and then. ”

My hand shook and I asked, "What's the oil?"

"Fingers exploding. The fat ghost looked at me, his brows curled into a big question mark: "What other materials are there here besides the parts on the oil bomber?"

My throat was dry, and I knew that it was not the fries that I had swallowed but my fingers, and my good appetite was gone. The fat ghost saw that I didn't like to eat fried fingers, and asked softly, "Brother is a vegetarian, we also have vegetarian dishes here, do you want to try it?"

I didn't dare to nod my head easily, thinking to myself, it was not too late to figure out what to eat, so I said, "What are the raw materials, are they from the world?"

The fat ghost laughed and said: "Brother is joking, the underworld is so vast, is it possible that there is no arable land? We have planted a variety of vegetables in imitation of the world, because this underworld, there is a lot of blood and flesh, and the fermented are all the best fertilizers, this plant is planted, it is called a vigorous long! An ordinary cabbage, hey, there is half a person high, we can eat a nest of people for more than half a month." ”

"Stop, stop!" I hurriedly stopped, and I shook my heavy head, and said, "Just serve a cabbage." ”

As soon as I finished saying this, the crackling sound of oil burst sounded, and I was so frightened that I shouted again: "Don't put oil, redo, redo!

The fat ghost also called: "Yes, yes, yes, don't put oil, put vinegar ......"

Soon after, a crystal clear, slightly glowing boiled Chinese cabbage was brought to the stone table, and I stared at the cabbage, looked at it carefully, and was shocked and suspicious. "Is this a cabbage?"

There were dozens of white pieces piled up on the plate, and the leaves were five or six millimeters thick, and they were cut into rectangular pieces by the cook, which looked as beautiful as toffee. I frowned: "You won't die if you eat it, right?"

The fat ghost picked up a piece and put it in his mouth and chewed it, chewed out a rattling sound, and said vaguely: "No, we have eaten for several years, and we have not seen a ghost die." ”

I saw that he ate very well, his heart was itching, swallowed his saliva, so he didn't use chopsticks, picked up a piece with two fingers, and quickly put it in his mouth.

The fat ghost laughed, "Brother, what's the matter, is it delicious?"

I nodded again and again, but I didn't want to clip the second piece, this cabbage uses human flesh as fertilizer, I'm afraid it's poisonous, although the poison can't kill these ghosts, but I have a thin foundation, it's enough to eat a piece, if you eat more, not to mention whether it will be poisoned, that is, when you eat cabbage in the future, you will think of human flesh and human flesh, and it is also very unappetizing.

The fat ghost was bent on stammering me, and I took the opportunity to extract a lot of legends about the ghost sect from his mouth. It is said that after the birth of the Ghost Sect, some of the nearby ghost kings will sense that the first 10,000 ghost king-level ghosts who come to worship can be entrusted with important tasks by the Ghost Sect, and the future is limitless. These 10,000 big ghost heads will gather together every night to bow down to the ghost sect and worship the ceremony, until the top of the ghost sect blooms and practices immortal magic skills.

The fat ghost said mysteriously: "Every night is the weakest time for the ghost sect, the purpose of the Ten Thousand Ghost Dynasty Sect is to protect the ghost sect from harm, as long as the ghost sect practices and jumps out of the reincarnation, you can get rid of the situation that the power of the child is greatly reduced, and then all the ghosts will return to their place, and they will go to worship after receiving the secret edict of the ghost sect." ”

I put on a face that only a ghost believes you, and said, "Brother, you little ghost general, how do you know so much, is there someone above you?"

The fat ghost blushed: "No one above may know, this is my grandfather's grandfather, that Andy Lau bastard told my grandfather, and then my grandfather told me again." ”

"Oh, the secret that is not passed on. I looked at him with envy, my eyes shining with ill intentions.

Seeing that I didn't believe his nonsense, the fat ghost suddenly reached under his ass and found a pale yellow booklet, raised his chest, and introduced to me with a smile: "This is a book I wrote, and there are all kinds of lonely souls and wild ghosts in it, and it is very popular in the underworld, and it is often out of stock." Now, it's the fifth edition, and I'll charge you thirty-eight yuan, plus my signature, how about it?"

I secretly smacked my tongue, the wind of writing books in the world has spread to the underworld, in this way, it is impossible to live in peace when you are a ghost, I smiled: "Did Qin Shi Huang come here after he died?"

The fat ghost deserves to be a well-known writer, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you talking about the wild man who burned books!"

I asked, "Are there still a few?" I'm talking about the first emperor of China who burned books and pit Confucianism, did you come here?"

"Smack!" The fat ghost slapped a fat hand on the table, and there was a crack on the stone table, which was evident from the strength of his palm. He was angry and shouted: "That guy actually dared to burn books, the 100,000 authors of the underworld hated him to the bone, as soon as he came, he was skinned and steamed, his skin is good, it is said that he was washed by Confucius and distributed to three thousand children to write the Analects." ”

"Huh?" The more I listened, the more confused I became, and all the heroes who seemed to have died had come here, so I hurriedly asked him while the iron was hot: "Confucius is also here, so what about Laozi, Mencius, and Han Feizi?"

The fat ghost waved his hand and said: "Lao Tzu is in the Heavenly Palace, Mencius, it seems that he has already been voted into his mother's womb, Han Feizi? It seems that he is a certain great god, and his name was pronounced last time he announced the god list." ”

I didn't expect the sages to come to the Earth Immortal Realm, this news stimulated me to rub my hands again and again, without further ado, I want to find them quickly, see their "holy faces", take the opportunity to learn the great truth again, and speed up my cultivation. I immediately wanted to leave, and said, "Qingshan, I still have to find a woman, I don't have time to accompany you, I'll come to see you another day." ”

The fat ghost hurriedly stood up and replied: "It doesn't matter when my brother comes, Li Bai also said, it is difficult to travel, there are many divergent roads, and I am safe today? Brother Pig (look at what he said) is smooth sailing, a song to welcome spring, single-minded, and it is not a pity to die." The younger brother has family heirloom shoes and boots, which are given to the eldest brother to walk, and I wish the eldest brother good health and promotion step by step. ”

As he spoke, he took off the pair of blue leather boots he wore on his feet and placed them on the stone table. The thick athlete's foot suddenly dispersed and smoked me so much that I couldn't breathe. I was embarrassed to refuse his kindness, so I immediately threw off my shoes and put his climbing boots into them, which finally stopped smelling, but my feet seemed to be stepping on cotton, and I couldn't focus on them. I panicked: "How is this soft?"

The fat ghost said happily: "Climbing boots, of course, they are like flying in the clouds, stepping on the clouds, you can't go up, you can't go down." ”

I sighed and had to get used to the boots. After walking a few steps, my footing was unstable, and I was about to fall, but the boots changed the direction of force on their own, corrected my steps, and slowly took me half a foot off the ground.

My mind moved, and I took a few bold steps as if I was not wearing shoes, and it was smooth and steady, like the gravitational pull of the earth, and there was a pleasure of floating on the water.

Seeing that I had adapted to the boots, the fat ghost said, "I still have a gourd to give to my brother, it is one of the thirty-three heavenly treasures, as long as my brother collects ten divine treasures, he will be invincible in the world." ”

"Oh. Still nervous, I replied vaguely, raising my arms and walking forward step by step, feeling like a circus tightrope clown, a clown with little skill. If you're not careful, you're in danger of falling to pieces.

The fat ghost gave me a dark gourd, the spell is very simple, after the process of dripping blood to recognize the treasure, as long as my consciousness is strong enough, I can control it freely without even reciting a spell.

Although this gourd is not pretty, it is practical, in addition to being able to become bigger and smaller, it can also hold things, which is equivalent to a large-capacity storage ring. The fat ghost told me that the upper part of the gourd can hold the boundless ocean, and the lower half can contain the mountains and rivers of the continent, and it can hold anything except the sky above my head.

I didn't believe in the fat ghost's nonsense, so I wanted to do an experiment, so I took out a few thread-bound books and stuffed them into the larger gourd, shook them, and then reached in and groped. The enlarged gourd looked like it was only half an arm's length from the outside, but when I broke my arm, I couldn't touch the bottom of the gourd, and the inside of the gourd looked like a bottomless abyss.

Thanks to the fat ghost, I embarked on a journey to find the person again, and in the night sky, a meteor crossed by.

I leaned on the Shennong sword, flying in the vast mist, the thoughts in my heart fluctuated, for the generosity of the fat ghost, I was a little unhappy, because it was me, and it would never be possible to give the baby to others for nothing.

I kept asking myself if I was stingy, but if I was too profligate, wouldn't what awaited me be the merciless crushing of the wheel of fate? While lamenting that I don't have enough treasures, I patted the sword body and said with a smile: "Baby, do you know the visit?"

The hilt of the sword bent down, bounced up again, and bent down again, like a soft snake. I was overjoyed, the Shennong Sword seemed to have its own consciousness, there must be something like a sword soul in it, the sword soul is not an ordinary rarity, it is quite rare. I've stepped on shit again.

"You follow this route to the first ten kilometers to look for it, if you don't find it, go to the execution ground in the west to look for it, I have the Ascending Boots, let's see who finds it first, go!" I tried to give it an order.

Shennong's sword couldn't stop nodding, the sword body swayed from side to side with joy, and with a swish, it flew out a hundred meters away. I gave it two thumbs up: "Good job, come on, fly!"

Suddenly, I felt the pull of the earth, I had been ill for a long time, and I reacted quickly, shouting, "Boots, →→ forward!" My feet were rubbed by the boots, and then I saw a pair of sky blue boots flying quickly from my right to the front, I looked down at my feet, white and tender, and the shoes did not know where they went.

"Bang!" tragedy repeats itself. I raised my head and spat out the sand in my mouth, gritting my teeth in hatred. Bah, bah, bah, what are you biting? Still spitting sand! The artifact of the pit daddy! I finished spitting out the sand, stood up straight, and in order to recall the pit daddy's boots, I had to sing loudly: "Come back soon...... Oh, my Ascending Boots...... Come back soon......"

"Who's making a noise here?" a thunderous voice cried, "Do you want to live?"

I followed the sound and saw that there was a brightly lit execution ground fifty paces ahead, but I didn't notice it because I was just spitting sand. It seems that the person who shouted was the big man in black at the entrance of the execution ground, his chest muscles were three or four times larger than my buttocks, his head was also huge, with bull's eyes and a pig's nose, his appearance was ugly, and his ears were pointed, and a pair of big horns grew out of his head.