Chapter 377: Trouble in the Classroom (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Wang Hao shouted for a long time before a girl raised her hand tremblingly and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhu Yuepo, not Zhu Belly!"
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However, as soon as Wang Hao glared, he regained his composure.
"What are you laughing at, what's so funny?
"Guanyin, Guanyin, wow, what is the name of this, why is it not called Rulai?"
Another girl raised her hand and said slightly: "Teacher, my name is Zheng Yue, not Guan Yin!"
This time, the whole class held back their laughter, and several of them were estimated to be able to hold back their internal injuries.
Wang Hao pursed his lips and continued to roll call.
Li De...... Tu (Yao), is Li Detu here?"
A tall boy raised his hand and said cautiously: "Teacher, that word is not pronounced soil, pronounced yao, flat tone!"
Wang Hao slammed the roster on the table and said, "Wow, your family is so short of soil, and Li Detu, why don't you call Li Dexin?"
With that, he looked at the next name.
Zhao ...... Zhao ...... "Nima, I just got rid of three soils (Yao), and now there are three more water (Miao), the elementary school Chinese teacher died early, and the ghost knows how to pronounce these two words (Miao Miao)."
A girl who looked very empathetic raised her hand, looked at Wang Hao with star eyes, and said, "Teacher, that word is pronounced Miao, Miao Miao, the same as a cat meow, meow meow!"
Wang Hao pursed his lips and ignored him. Nima, after only a while, he learned two rare words, and he was on top of his elementary school Chinese teacher's day's results. If I have time another day, I have to go to his old man's grave and take a good stick of incense.
Fortunately, the names behind are all decent, and Wang Hao didn't make any more troubles.
After the name call, according to the convention, Wang Hao began to talk about the great principle of "study hard and make progress every day".
When I was in school, I was most annoyed to listen to these big truths, but what he said was very addictive, and it was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly.
The feeling of training people, that's one word: it's too cool!
As he spoke, he suddenly found that the girl named Zhao Miaomiao just now had a bit of a big distance between her legs, and the scenery under her skirt was looming.
Wang Hao coughed lightly twice and said, "Ahem, I'm lecturing, some girls, please put away your "drawing board" and don't expose it!"
Zhao Miaomiao, a classmate, quickly closed her legs and asked shyly, "Teacher, do you want to use your "fountain pen" to draw on it?"
Wang Hao glanced at Zhao Miaomiao and said, "Your parents are really prescient, and there is so much water to give you such a name." Wait a minute, you can go to my office, and we'll talk about how to draw on your drawing board with my pen?"
Zhao Miaomiao's classmate failed to tease the teacher, but was teased, made a big red face, and hurriedly lay on the table.
The second half of Wang Hao's sentence was very intriguing, which made her start to think about it.
She is the most beautiful girl in the class, and the boys who chase her can get from the men's toilet to the women's bathroom.
With proud capital, she is naturally a master with a heart higher than the sky, and she doesn't look down on these boys of the same age at all, feeling that they are too naïve and unworthy of herself.
Since hearing about Wang Hao's heroic deeds, she has become fascinated by this ancient senior.
Unexpectedly, the seniors would come to their school to teach. And she is still very handsome, except that she is a little older than her, she is simply her ideal Prince Charming.
Wait, do you want to go to the teacher's office?
He is so beautiful, what if he wants to have a deep relationship with him? Should he say yes or should he say yes?
The teacher-student love seems to be quite good. Although he is a little old, the uncle knows that he hurts people, and he will definitely be able to spoil himself like a princess.
……
Zhao Miaomiao's classmates were thinking about it below, and Wang Hao was gushing endlessly.
Suddenly, someone's cell phone rings!
Wang Hao glanced at the classroom and said, "Whose mobile phone?"
In the classroom, there was silence, and no one answered.
Wang Hao repeated it again.
But the result is still the same!
Wang Hao rubbed the tip of his nose and said, "Very good, who is the squad leader?"
Li Deyao raised his hand tremblingly.
"Teacher, I'm the class leader!"
Wang Hao nodded and said, "Classmate Li Detu, come up!"
Li Deyao corrected: "Teacher, that word is pronounced Yao, not soil!"
Wang Hao glared at him and said, "I said that if I read the soil, I will read the soil, do you understand the fake words?"
Li Deyao smiled and said in a compromise: "You are a teacher, what you say counts, read the soil, read the soil!"
Regarding the attitude of the squad leader, Wang Hao nodded with satisfaction and said, "Very good, where is your mobile phone, take it out!"
Li Deyao's face was nervous, and he said, "Teacher, it wasn't my mobile phone ringing just now, when I was studying in the morning, my mobile phone was out of battery and turned off automatically!"
Wang Hao comforted with a pleasant face: "Don't be so nervous, I didn't say it, it's your mobile phone, it's just borrowing it!"
Li Deyao trembled and handed over his mobile phone.
Wang Hao took the mobile phone and said: "In the future, whoever dares to play with the mobile phone during my lecture, the mobile phone of the squad leader will be his fate!"
Before the words landed, Wang Hao grabbed the squad leader's mobile phone and slammed it to the ground.
"Click, boom!"
The poor mobile phone was smashed on the spot.
Seeing his newly bought mobile phone, he was "killed and set an example by Wang Hao", and fell to pieces, and the squad leader Li Deyao wanted to cry without tears: "Woo, the Xiaomi 4S I just bought!"
Wang Hao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Classmate Li Detu (Yao), you are the class leader, you must set an example and take the lead for the whole class." Work hard, keep up the good work!"
In the next half hour, Wang Hao returned all the great truths that the head teacher instilled in him when he was in school.
When the class was about to end, Teacher Wang Hao solemnly announced, saying: "There are more than two weeks to go, and it is the mid-term exam." I just looked at the report card, and there are twenty-four classes in the third year of junior high school, and your class has the most room for improvement. That's it, this midterm exam, your class grade ranking, if you can get into the top ten, I'll invite you to go to the Internet with drunken gold fans, K songs, and go crazy for three days!"
Hearing Wang Hao's last words, the male and female classmates who were originally drowsy immediately became as excited as if they had been beaten with expired chicken blood, shouting "Long live Teacher Wang", and some students even asked: "Can you open a room for free?"
Wang Hao replied: "Whoever dares to harm girls will be castrated!"
Suddenly, the class was in an uproar and burst into laughter.
"Alright, that's it, class!"
After leaving the classroom, Wang Hao walked around the school again, looking for some memories of the past.
Hey, time is really a pig-killing knife, and the carefree boyhood has become a thing of the past forever!
(To be continued.) )