Chapter 738: An Invitation from the World Medical Association
He hiccups as he describes his condition, and although the scene looks hilarious, his face is indeed very painful.
People will feel comfortable if they have one hiccup once in a while, and it is acceptable to have two, but if they burp one after another, even at night when they sleep, it is an extremely painful experience.
After he finished speaking, Rooney asked again: "Mr. Zhang, may I ask if you have seen Chinese medicine during this period?"
The middle-aged man said: "Why haven't you seen it? Except for some particularly difficult national players, I have visited other famous doctors, but there is still no effect." ”
The corners of Rooney's mouth turned up, and a smile bloomed on his face, finally able to regain some face in front of Chinese medicine.
He said: "Mr. Zhang, don't worry, I have recently developed a new drug, which has a special effect on your disease, which not only works faster than last time, but also lasts longer." ”
The middle-aged man said with a happy face, "Really, President Rooney, thank you so much!"
Rooney nodded, and then looked at Qin Haodong with a smug expression: "Teacher Qin, I have to say that there are some diseases that you Chinese medicine can't help, and only our Western medicine can cure them." ”
Seeing this foreigner showing off to himself nakedly, Qin Haodong couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head.
Rooney said, "What, Teacher Qin, is there anything else you are not convinced?"
Qin Haodong said: "President Rooney, this disease does not need to take medicine at all, under your treatment, not only will you have to take medicine for a long time, but also recur regularly, I really don't know what you have to be proud of." ”
After speaking, he turned his head to look at the middle-aged man: "If I'm not mistaken, this medicine must not be cheap, right?"
"Of course it's not cheap, it costs tens of thousands of yuan a month, but there is no way to cure the disease. ”
The middle-aged man showed a wry smile on his face, but he felt that what he might say was not appropriate, so he hurriedly looked at Rooney, for fear of angering the vice president of the World Medical Association, and not treating himself.
Rooney's face immediately sank, curing Mr. Zhang's illness has always been one of the things he is proud of, and at this time, being degraded by Qin Haodong is worthless, and he is naturally extremely dissatisfied in his heart.
"Teacher Qin, you also heard just now, Mr. Zhang has seen a lot of Chinese medicine, but these people have no way, I cured him. ”
"Mr. Rooney, let me correct you, you are not called a cure, but only alleviated the symptoms of Mr. Zhang's illness, but did not fundamentally eliminate the cause. ”
Rooney said unconvinced: "Teacher Qin, it is already a great thing that such a condition like this, which cannot find a cause at all, can alleviate the symptoms, and only the high-end talents of our World Medical Association can develop this drug." ”
Qin Haodong shook his head and said to the middle-aged man, "Are you in a state of illness now?"
The middle-aged man said while hiccups: "Yes, it has started to recur again in the past few days, but it is not the most serious state, and it is basically a hiccup in three or five seconds when it is the most serious."
I tell you, although this disease does not kill people, does not delay eating, does not delay drinking water, but it is simply painful, and there are several times when I want to commit suicide. ”
"Don't worry, I can cure your disease, and you don't need to take medicine, it's just a little painful, but it's over after enduring. ”
The middle-aged man said with surprise on his face: "Little brother, you didn't lie to me, did you?"
Rooney said: "No...... No, it's impossible, Mr. Qin, you're bragging......"
"It's not bragging, and you can see the results right away. Qin Haodong smiled, and then said to the middle-aged man, "You take a deep breath first, and I will help you treat it immediately." ”
The middle-aged man took a deep breath as instructed, but just as he inhaled, Qin Haodong suddenly punched him in the stomach.
This punch was very powerful, and when he was caught off guard, the middle-aged man immediately sat on the ground curled in pain.
The people around were stunned, they didn't know what was wrong with Qin Haodong, why did he suddenly start beating people?
Rooney was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and shouted: "Teacher Qin, you can't do this, how can you hit my patient, this is a very immoral thing......"
After a short period of pain, the middle-aged man slowly stood up from the ground and shouted at Qin Haodong with an angry face: "What are you doing? Why are you beating me?"
Qin Haodong smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang, I have already told you, my treatment method is a little painful, but endure it and it will pass, is your current illness cured?"
The middle-aged man realized that he really didn't burp anymore, and said excitedly: "Okay, I'm really well, little brother, you are really a miracle doctor." ”
In order to treat this strange disease over the years, he has almost lost all his family wealth and seen all the famous doctors in the world, but there is no effect, but he didn't expect to be cured by Qin Haodong with a punch.
Rooney's mouth was wide open, his expression was even more shocked than before, he never thought that his illness as an excellent case would be beaten by someone else.
"Mr. Qin, your treatment method is really special, has he completely recovered now?"
Qin Haodong shook his head and said, "No, it is estimated that it will relapse in two years." ”
Mr. Zhang said: "It's okay, it's okay, two years is a long time, at most two years later, I will come to trouble the little brother to punch again." ”
Although the punch just now made him suffer a little, it was not at all comparable to the suffering he endured in seeking medical treatment everywhere, and although the World Medical Association finally received him, he also endured countless blank eyes and humiliation.
Qin Haodong said: "There is no need to be so troublesome, as long as the cause is found, it can be completely cured." ”
The middle-aged man's eyes widened violently: "Little brother, can you really find the cause of my illness?"
He had used countless advanced instruments, but he had not found the cause, if it weren't for Qin Haodong who had just alleviated his illness, he really thought he had met a madman.
Qin Haodong said: "Your physique is very special, if I am not mistaken, it should belong to the congenital cold physique, and you are afraid of cold since you were a child." ”
The middle-aged man nodded incessantly and said, "Little brother, what you said is right, I am indeed like this." ”
Qin Haodong continued: "With your physique, you should find a place with heavy yang energy to live in, but you moved to a place with heavy cold qi a few years ago, if I guess correctly, your family should live by the water." ”
The middle-aged man recalled it seriously, and then exclaimed excitedly: "Little brother, you are right, I bought a water-view house by the lake three years ago, and soon after that, I began to get sick. ”
Qin Haodong said: "The problem is here, your physique is not suitable for living near the water. ”
The middle-aged man said excitedly: "Little brother, do you mean that I can completely cure this disease as long as I move?"
In addition, you should quit smoking and drinking according to your physique, eat less cold drinks, cold food, and eat more black beans, mutton and other foods that invigorate blood and aphrodisiac. ”
"I know little brother, thank you so much. ”
After speaking, he opened his handbag, took out two stacks of brand-new Huaxia coins from it and stuffed them into Qin Haodong's hand, "Little brother, this is a medical fee, don't be too little." ”
Qin Haodong returned the money to him: "Forget it, today is our lecture, not a visit, and the consultation fee will be waived." ”
The middle-aged man saw that Qin Haodong insisted on not wanting it, so he could only take the money back, and then asked: "Little brother, tell me your name, how can I know who my benefactor is." ”
"He is Qin Haodong, the Chinese medical saint. ”
As a stiff Chinese sentence sounded, Alice stepped onto the podium, glanced at her subordinates, and said, "Rooney, Nedved, how are you?
Although Rooney was stubborn, he had gone through so much, and he was finally impressed by Qin Haodong's medical skills, and said sincerely: "President Alice, we are indeed convinced, Chinese medicine is really a very magical medicine, and it is worth learning and studying." ”
Everyone else followed suit: "President Alice, we are convinced......"
"President Alice, we have all misunderstood Chinese medicine, this is indeed a miraculous medical technique......"
"Mr. Qin is the best doctor I have seen so far, there is no ......"
Seeing that Qin Haodong used his own strength to conquer these foreigners who are above the top on weekdays, won glory for Huaxia and justified the name of traditional Chinese medicine, warm applause immediately resounded in the classroom, which was as loud as thunder and endured for a long time.
When the applause faded, Alice said to Qin Haodong: "Dear Qin, on behalf of the World Medical Association, I invite you to join, are you willing?"
Hearing this, the students who had just calmed down became excited again, the World Medical Association represents the world's top medical skills, although there have been Chinese people who have joined before, but they are also Western doctors.
If Qin Haodong can join the World Medical Association, he will be the first person in Chinese medicine to open the world, which represents the world's recognition of Chinese medicine.
Shao Weimin and Wan Taisong both looked at Qin Haodong excitedly, expecting him to agree to Alice's invitation.
But Qin Haodong shook his head, the Alien Demon Clan was on his side, how could he have time to serve in the World Medical Association.
"Miss Alice, thank you for the invitation, the World Medical Society is not for me. ”
Seeing that Qin Haodong rejected Alice's olive branch, everyone was surprised, and they didn't understand why he would give up such a rare opportunity.
"Dear Qin, why do you want to refuse me? In this way, as long as you agree, I will appoint you as the vice president of the World Medical Association, which is already my greatest right. ”
Unexpectedly, Alice did not give up, on the contrary, she increased the weight of her invitation, and now there is only one vice president of the World Medical Association, and if Qin Haodong joins, he will become the second vice president, second only to the existence of the president.
"Oh my God, this is really good, if I were Teacher Qin, I would immediately accept the invitation......
"Yes, this is the honor of our Chinese medical community, the honor of Chinese medicine......"
Everyone cheered excitedly, in their opinion, Teacher Qin would definitely not refuse this time.
But to everyone's surprise, Qin Haodong shook his head again: "President Alice, I really don't have time to work at the World Medical Association, I still have a lot of things to do." ”
Alice was also quite surprised, and the conditions offered were already extremely generous.
"Qin, what exactly do you want to do? Do you want to save the earth?"
Qin Haodong smiled, what he wanted to do was really to save the earth, if the alien demon clan invaded, then the entire earth would become someone's territory.
"Miss Alice, you're right, I really want to save the planet. ”
He was telling the truth, but hearing it was a joke in Alice's ears.
"That's it, Qin, I invite you to be the honorary vice president of our World Medical Association, you don't usually have to go over, you can go there to exchange medical skills when you have time, so it's always okay, right?"
Qin Haodong thought about it, the honorary president is okay, when he has time to go around, and he can also enhance the reputation of traditional Chinese medicine, it is a good choice.
He said, "President Alice, I accept your invitation. ”
(9th Update)