Chapter 1238: Big Beauty
No one could see where the sofas, coffee tables, cigars and wine came from!
Yang Xiaoqian was already sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, with a Cohiba cigar in his mouth, and a bottle of '82 Lafite and a Lemeia wine glass on the coffee table!
Well, the cigar hadn't been lit yet, and the wine hadn't been poured yet.
Not an exaggeration!
it!
Is this the rhythm of magic?
That's how it can be explained!
Everyone knows that magic tricks are fake, and all the things that come out are hidden in advance, and red wine and cigars can be hidden on the body, but where is the big sofa and coffee table hidden by this kid?
The shocked eyes and jaws of the audience are about to fall to the ground!
Originally, everyone was shocked by Sun Daoren's paper figure ghost technique, but in the blink of an eye, they were attracted by this kid's thunderous behavior!
Open the red wine and pour it, take a leisurely sip, light the cigar, take a sip in style, and force the grid to drip!
"Damn, boss, you're so awesome, I knew you could do magic, but I didn't expect you to turn into such a big sofa and coffee table!"
Wu Xiaopang shouted excitedly.
"Cut, what is this, Lao Tzu can get out of planes and cars!"
Yang Xiaoqian took a chic puff of his cigar, glanced at him, and said disdainfully with a look of "I see you haven't seen the world".
"Hmph, bragging!"
"Hehehe, blow again!"
"Hey, although it must be a joke to conjure up an airplane and a car, Yang Xiaoqian is definitely a great magician when he conjure up such a big sofa and coffee table!"
"That's it, I think it's better than Liu Qian!"
"Damn, Liu Qian is a bird, he is definitely not as good as our Brother Yang!"
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Although Yang Xiaoqian told the truth, Zhao Xiaomin, Wang Xiangjun and other people present did not believe it, and discussions began one after another.
"Hey, hey, boss, we're not interested in airplanes, cars, or whatever, since you're so capable of changing, can you conjure me up a big beauty? Let us get rid of the one-handed dog...... Oh no no, single dog haunting!"
Wu Xiaopang walked up to Yang Xiaoqian with high interest, sat on the armrest of the sofa, hugged his neck affectionately, and smiled obscenely.
"Damn, you're too greedy, aren't you?"
Yang Xiaoqian rolled his eyes and couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, for the sake of the brothers, I'll change one for you! What beauty do you want? Fan Bing× Niu Mi, Jing Sour, or Ge Lieba? Otherwise, be honest? Whatever you want! It's okay to ask for it together, man, it's understandable!"
Yang Xiaoqian was serious and said seriously.
"Damn, boss, do you have a fever? I'm kidding, don't be serious!"
Wu Xiaopang was startled when he saw that he was serious, and put his hand on his forehead to test his body temperature.
"Fuck off, you're just having a fever! Lao Tzu can really change, do you want it, in a word!"
Yang Xiaoqian opened his hand and said impatiently.
"Hey, hey, hey, if I want, but...... But...... Hey, hey, boss, let's not make such a joke, my IQ is still quite normal!"
Wu Xiaopang scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, and got off the armrest of the sofa and moved away from him.
Zhao Xiaomin, Wang Xiangjun, Yu Bin and others looked at these two living treasures with tears and laughter, and they were almost stunned by the conversation between the two.
"Take it!"
Originally, everyone thought that the two were joking, but Yang Xiaoqian directly threw a few boxes of things to Wu Xiaopang!
Wu Xiaopang hurriedly went to pick it up, but this goods was clumsy, he only caught one box of five boxes in total, and the other four boxes all fell to the ground, and the contents fell out!
it!
Niu Mi!Jing Sour!Ge Li Reba!Cang Honest......
All run out!
But it's all plastic!
One after another, strange eyes focused on the pile of beauties!
The air seemed to freeze at this moment!
The eyes and mouth of the human being have all become "〇" shaped at this moment!
it!
It's actually an inflatable ××!
"My brother's mother-in-law, this ...... This...... This ......"
Wu Xiaopang's fat face turned red, and he threw Fan Bing's × in his hand like an electric shock, and ran away in fright.
"Bah, babaa, the little rascal actually carries this kind of thing with him, shameless, big pervert!"
"Oh, it's disgusting, he actually conjured this kind of thing, what kind of person!"
"Ahh
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Zhao Xiaomin and other beauties present looked scared one by one, their faces were flushed, their eyes were evasive, they didn't dare to look at the pile of beauties, and they scolded one after another.
"Hahaha...... Aha...... Brother Yang, you are the best person in the world!"
"Wha...... Wha...... Brother Yang, I adore you so much...... You're a genius!"
"Damn...... Quack Quack ...... Big brother...... By the way, do you own a health care store at home?
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The security guards and other male animals at the scene were overjoyed one by one.
"Hey, hey, hey, we said, we will change everything, we are more realistic, since our friend has a request, then of course we will conjure it up for him!"
Yang Xiaoqian sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a big cigar in his mouth, shaking a red wine glass in his hand, and smirking with a smug smile.
"Hey, what's going on with you, Chubby, where's the? Do you still want it?"
Yang Xiaoqian couldn't find Wu Xiaopang.
"Yang Xiaoqian, you pervert, Lao Tzu is a serious person, so you don't need this kind of thing!
Wu Xiaopang had no face to see anyone, and he didn't know where to hide, but the voice still came out.
", dead fatty, actually let Lao Tzu pigeon, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up after he is busy!"
Yang Xiaoqian scolded with tears and laughter, and with a casual move, he put the pile of beauties on the ground into the storage ring.
Hey, hey, no one knows that the ring Yang Xiaoqian wears is the most awesome supermarket in the world, and basically all the daily necessities of human beings can be found in it!
It's not a little x to make a few plastic cuties!
Forehead cough cough cough ~
it!
What a scene of chaos!
was originally in the game to exorcise ghosts, but it turned out to be a miasma caused by Yang Xiaoqian and Wu Xiaopang, two living treasures, which was messy and immoral.
Even Sun Daoren was stunned for a moment, and forgot to control the four little paper figures for a while, and as a result, the little paper figures collapsed to the ground and turned into ashes.
"it, my paper man!"
Sun Daoren seemed to have been stabbed with a chrysanthemum, and all parts of his body shrank, and he roared in pain.
It takes a lot of mind to control the paper man, and now that the paper man is scrapped, she will have to disappear part of her mind if she makes four more of them, and she has to force the ghosts out to fight them, and the excessive consumption of the mind will definitely affect her combat effectiveness!
Paralyzed, all this is caused by this little brute's grandstanding!
"Cao Nima's little brute, and if you let you be arrogant for a while, the deity will immediately force out the resentful ghosts, let them suck up your yang ×energy first!
"There is a lot of yin qi in this factory, there are definitely not a few resentful ghosts, how precious is the deity's mind, why are you so desperate to force out all the resentful ghosts and expel them all! The deity only forces out one or two resentful ghosts, let them suck up your yang energy, and then eradicate them, take the money and leave!"
Sun Dao was vicious in his heart and changed his strategy.
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(End of chapter)