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The last little ghost said: "Brother Qingshan, my name is not good, I don't know if I can please change it, so that I can touch your blessings." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The fat ghost's face suddenly turned cloudy, and he shouted angrily: "What? The master is here, and you actually came to ask me, fuck you!" kicked it away. The little ghost flipped four times in the air, and fell in front of me with his feet in front of me, his eyes turning in circles, foaming at the mouth, and he was already in an unknown direction.

I asked the fat ghost, "What's its name?"

The fat ghost sneered, "Mo Wen!"

"It's a slippery name, it has a feeling of being an immortal from outside the world. "I'm quite puzzled, this little ghost is too superstitious, his father tried his best to think of a good name for him, but he had to change it, is it worthy of his father?

The fat ghost said: "Brother only knows one thing, I don't know the other, because we are very polite here, and civilized etiquette is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so we call each other brothers when we meet, such as Liu Sanba, call him Brother 38 or Brother 8, and call him Brother Hu, Brother Bayi, or Brother 1. ”

"Oh," I nodded.

The fat ghost continued: "His name is Mo Wen, we often call him Brother Mo, you listen, the homophony is like touching the chest, if you call him Brother Wen, the homophony will become a protective product for women." Therefore, he was unhappy, and often wanted to find someone to change his name, but after many times, we got tired of him, and he could only dare to ask for advice when others were very happy. ”

"Oh," I nodded again and smiled, "I see, so be it, I'll make it difficult for me, and waste some brain cells to change your name for you." ”

The little ghost who was lying on the ground with Venus in his eyes, his ghost eyes suddenly widened, he turned up, his eyes were full of tears, and he opened his arms sixty degrees: "Big brother, say it!"

When I saw him posing for a marriage proposal, I was furious, and snorted coldly: "It's better to call Mo Ghost Head." ”

The little ghost's eyes flashed, and he said happily: "It's so magnificent, the devil's head, that is, the devil's head, hahaha, it sounds so cool." ”

"Smack!" the little ghost's head was slapped away by the fat ghost's palm, and I stared at the headless body in front of me with wide eyes, and felt very surprised. The fat ghost raised his hand and slapped him again, knocking his headless body out of the air, and then smiled at me: "Brother has come from afar, and the younger brother has prepared a reception banquet for you," waved his right hand and said, "Please!"

I was stunned and helpless, so I could only follow the fat ghost to a three-zhang wide open space under the stone pillar on the right, and the fat ghost snapped his fingers and said, "Why don't you move the table and chairs and put the wine and food on the table?"

The ghosts giggled and brought up the stone table and stone bench, and laid out three plates of French fries. I took one and put it in my mouth, it was actually fragrant, crispy, chewy, and even better than KFC. I picked up another stick and chewed it slowly, casually asking, "You also have fast food here?"

The fat ghost grabbed a handful of fries and put them directly in his mouth and chewed them, saying, "It's not fast food, it's a snack." Fried fingers are our only snack food, and there are several buckets of them every now and then. ”

My hand shook and I asked, "What's the oil?"

"Fingers exploding. The fat ghost looked at me, his brows curled into a big question mark: "What other materials are there here besides the parts on the oil bomber?"

My throat was dry, I felt that what I was swallowing was not French fries but dog shit, and my original good appetite was suddenly gone, and the fat ghost saw that I didn't like to eat fried fingers very much, and asked softly: "Brother is a vegetarian, we also have vegetarian dishes here, do you want to try it?"

I didn't dare to nod my head easily, thinking to myself, it was not too late to eat after I figured it out, so I said, "What are the ingredients, are they from the world?"

The fat ghost laughed: "What are you kidding brother, the underworld is so vast, is it possible that there is no arable land? We have planted a variety of vegetables in imitation of the world, because this underworld, there is a lot of blood and flesh, and the leavened are all the best fertilizers, and this plant is planted, it is called a vigorous long! An ordinary cabbage, hey, there is half a person high, and we can eat a nest of people for more than half a month. ”

"Stop, stop!" I hurriedly stopped, and I shook my heavy head, and said, "Just serve a cabbage." ”

As soon as I finished saying this, the crackling sound of oil burst sounded, and I was so frightened that I shouted again: "Don't put oil, redo, redo! ”

The fat ghost also called: "Yes, yes, yes, don't put oil, put vinegar, put vinegar ......"

Soon after, a crystal clear, slightly glowing boiled Chinese cabbage was brought to the stone table, and I stared at the cabbage, looked at it carefully, and was shocked and suspicious. "Is this a cabbage?"

There were dozens of white pieces piled up on the plate, and the leaves were five or six millimeters thick, and they were cut into rectangular pieces by the cook, which looked as beautiful as toffee.

Although it was beautiful, I didn't dare to eat it, so I frowned: "You won't die if you eat it, right?"

The fat ghost picked up a piece and put it in his mouth and chewed it, chewed out a rattling sound, and said vaguely: "No, we have eaten for several years, and we have not seen a ghost die." ”

I saw that he ate very well, his heart was itching, swallowed his saliva, so he didn't use chopsticks, picked up a piece with two fingers, and quickly put it in his mouth.

The fat ghost laughed, "Brother, what's the matter, is it delicious?"

I nodded again and again, but I didn't want to clip the second piece, this cabbage uses human flesh as fertilizer, I'm afraid it is poisonous, although the poison can't kill these hungry ghosts, but I have a thin foundation, just eat one piece, if you eat more, the death must be ugly.

The fat ghost was bent on stammering me, and I took the opportunity to extract a lot of legends about the ghost sect from his mouth.

It is said that after the birth of the Lord of the Ghost Sect, some of the nearby ghost kings will sense that the first 10,000 ghost king-level players who come to worship can be entrusted with important tasks by the ghost sect, and the future is limitless. These 10,000 big ghost heads will gather together every night to bow down to the ghost sect and worship the ceremony, until the top of the ghost sect blooms and practices immortal magic skills.

The fat ghost said mysteriously: "Every night is the weakest time for the ghost sect, the purpose of the Ten Thousand Ghost Dynasty Sect is to protect the ghost sect from harm, as long as the ghost sect practices and jumps out of the reincarnation, you can get rid of the situation that the power of the child is greatly reduced, and then all the ghosts will return to their place, and they will go to worship after receiving the secret edict of the ghost sect." ”

I put on a ghost face to believe you, sneered and said, "Brother, you little ghost general, how do you know so much, is there someone above you?"

The fat ghost blushed: "No one above may know, this is my grandfather's grandfather, what Liu Dehua bastard told my grandfather, and then my grandfather told me again." ”

"Oh, the secret that is not passed on. I looked at him with envy, my eyes shining with ill intentions.

Seeing that I didn't believe his nonsense, the fat ghost suddenly reached under his ass and found a pale yellow booklet, raised his chest, and introduced to me with a smile: "This is a book I wrote, and there are all kinds of lonely souls and wild ghosts in it, and it is very popular in the underworld, and it is often out of stock." Now, it's the fifth edition, and I'll charge you thirty-eight yuan, plus my signature, how about it?"

I secretly smacked my tongue, the wind of writing books in the world has spread to the underworld, in this way, it is impossible to live in peace when you are a ghost, I smiled and asked: "Qin Shi Huang is dead and has he come here?"

The fat ghost is worthy of being a well-known writer, and he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Are you talking about the wild man who burned books!"

I asked rhetorically, "Are there still a few?" I'm naturally talking about the first generation of Chinese emperors who burned books and pit Confucianism, did they come here?"

"Smack!" The fat ghost slapped a fat hand on the table, and there was a crack on the stone table, which was evident from the strength of his palm.

He was angry and shouted: "That guy actually dared to burn books, the 100,000 authors of the underworld hated him to the bone, as soon as he came, he was skinned and steamed, his skin is good, it is said that he was washed by Confucius and distributed to three thousand children to write the Analects." ”

"Huh?" The more I listened, the more confused I became, as if all the heroes who had died before had come here, and hurriedly asked him while the iron was hot: "Confucius is also here, so what about Laozi, Mencius, and Han Feizi?"

The fat ghost waved his hand and said: "Lao Tzu is in the Heavenly Palace, Mencius, it seems that he has already been voted into his mother's womb, Han Feizi? It seems that he is a certain great god, and his name was pronounced last time he announced the god list." ”

I didn't expect these sages to come to the Earth Immortal Realm, this news stimulated me to rub my hands again and again, without further ado, I want to find them quickly, have a glimpse of their "holy faces", take the opportunity to learn the great truth again, and speed up the cultivation speed, I immediately wanted to leave, and said: "Qingshan, I still have to find a woman, I don't have time to accompany you, I will come to see you another day." ”

The fat ghost hurriedly stood up and replied: "It doesn't matter when my brother comes, Li Bai also said, it is difficult to travel, there are many divergent roads, and I am safe today? Brother Pig (look at what he said) is smooth sailing, a song to welcome spring, single-minded, and it is not a pity to die." The younger brother has family heirloom shoes and boots, which are given to the eldest brother to walk, and I wish the eldest brother good health and promotion step by step. ”

As he spoke, he took off the pair of blue leather boots he wore on his feet and placed them on the stone table. The thick athlete's foot suddenly dispersed and smoked me so much that I couldn't breathe. I was embarrassed to refuse his kindness, so I immediately threw off my shoes and put his climbing boots into them, which finally stopped smelling, but my feet seemed to be stepping on cotton, and I couldn't focus on them. I panicked: "How is this soft?"

The fat ghost said happily: "Climbing boots, of course, they are like flying in the clouds, stepping on the clouds, you can't go up, you can't go down." ”

I sighed and had to get used to the strange boots. After walking a few steps, my footing was unstable, and I was about to fall, but the boots changed the direction of force on their own, corrected my steps, and slowly took me half a foot off the ground.

My mind moved, as if I didn't wear shoes, I took a few bold steps, and it was smooth and steady, like the gravitational pull of the earth, and there was a transcendent pleasure floating on the water.

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