Chapter 49: Don't be unpredictable
"Gu Biao, what's the matter with you, don't you understand the words, let you hug your waist!
"Look at how fast you learn philosophical debates and diplomatic etiquette, how can you get to dancing, it's so difficult to even have some basic skills. ”
After Han Ting took Gu Biao off the dance floor, within half a minute, Gu Biao was trained twice in a row.
In the end, Han Ting found out that Gu Biao was a mentality problem, so she took matters into her own hands.
She generously squeezed Gu Ao's hand, and then forcibly hugged her waist.
This is teaching, how can a person who wants to be a diplomat show timidity in front of women. In many European countries, it is normal etiquette for men and women to hug each other on diplomatic occasions. ”
"If you don't dare to hug generously, I will be filthy and have unspeakable crooked thoughts in your heart!"
Gu Biao's heart sank, and he hurriedly hugged him tightly, only making movements without saying a word throughout the whole process.
"Be a little looser! Pay attention to the strength, bold does not equal stiffness. But don't be discouraged, dare to hug is progress, take your time. Han Ting grasped the teaching scale very decently, one by one, which not only made people serious and upright, but also not nervous.
Then, it is the basic pace education of slow three fast three, Han Ting confirmed that Gu Biao had no foundation, and immediately sorted out a set of teaching progress, without arranging any complicated hand movements for him, and let him obediently step on the pace tonight.
At the same time, Han Ting's heart was also evaluated without any traces: "This kid is really sincere, it's been a year, and he hasn't found time to learn to dance by himself at all." ”
The fact that the freshman and sophomore years of the China Foreign Affairs University do not offer social dance courses does not mean that the students will not study on their own.
For those who lack the means of entertainment, dancing is a pleasure in itself, and the school has a professionally arranged dance floor, so there is no need to use it in vain.
It's like even if you don't have a Western food etiquette class, as long as you can eat steak for nothing, you will be a fool not to eat it.
Chromophobia also, this is not forced.
However, Gu Biao didn't learn at all in this year, and Han Ting further misunderstood his simplicity.
While teaching, Han Ting whispered responsibly in Gu Biao's ear: "Don't be nervous, I know that you are because you are jumping with the teacher, and you feel that hugging and hugging is not respectful of the teacher." I won't urge you, after learning it in a while, you can practice slowly with Xiao Ye and those foreign school students.
However, to be a good diplomat, you must slowly overcome this knot - if you will jump with a lady in the future, whether it is the wife of a politician or the woman herself is a politician, she must be old.
If you show your cowardice when you hold a woman who is more virtuous than you, how can you do a good job! You should train me now, and you should be appropriately domineering!"
"Yes, Mr. Han. Gu Biao sincerely admitted his mistake, and then began to try to take the initiative to lead the pace of rhythm.
Han Ting cooperated with him very much, tried to relax her body as much as possible, leaned on it as if she was weak and boneless, and was completely led by a man.
This is not a standard dance posture, but a teaching method.
Although it is not very beautiful, the strength is really very appropriate, and it will not make men feel that they can't drag a very heavy burden, but like holding a little girl of thirty or forty pounds, they can be easily manipulated.
Sure enough, it is more than ten years of professional obscenity, and his attainments are extraordinary.
Han Ting taught responsibly for a full 40 minutes, and felt tired, so she asked Ye Kun to take over, and she went back to the dormitory to sleep by herself, and she had to go to work tomorrow.
Huang Xun and Liu Siyan couldn't jump anymore, and walked with Han Ting - it's also strange that the two of them haven't seen the world, so they are reluctant to waste time when they are on the plane, and they can't wait to stick their faces on the porthole and greedily watch the cloud scenery the whole time.
So they didn't rest at all for 6 hours on the plane, and they quickly lost their strength during the night.
How can it be like Gu Biao, who is used to taking planes, has been sleeping for 6 hours, and when he got off the plane, he was still in good spirits, and even the jet lag was reversed.
"Wow, that female teacher dances well, do you understand?" Xu Mengrou has been observing Han Ting's dancing, and feels that she is a turtle in her heart.
"You're embarrassed to ask!You've asked me to make a cameo appearance in the man's posture all the time, and I haven't practiced it!" Ren Yuqin complained about her best friend in annoyance.
It turned out that the two of them had been watching Han Ting's teaching just now, but there were no boys for them to practice, so they could only practice in pairs with two girls.
Now that Han Ting is gone, they are looking forward to finally being able to dance with the young and handsome boys.
After all, Gu Biao had already implied just now and agreed to the invitation to the third and fourth dance music, but he didn't expect Han Ting to dance for 40 minutes alone.
Xu Meng was soft and hearty, seeing that Ye Su was standing next to him without moving, and drinking a small champagne, he couldn't help but go over and encourage: "Classmate Ye, you are the second one, don't waste time." If you don't go to us, let's talk about it, no one will have a dance music per person!"
In front of the teacher who teaches dance, these laymen dare not shout, but they are all classmates, so there is nothing polite to be polite.
Wolves have more meat and less meat, and if they are reserved, there will be no men.
These female students of the Normal University had all done their homework before coming tonight, and they knew that there were 24 more male students than female students at the Foreign Affairs Academy.
There are thousands more girls than boys at the Normal University.
Even if it is the No. 200 beauty who came tonight, she may not have the mentality of dividing up the extra 24 high-quality boys in the outer courtyard.
That's an eight-to-one competition.
Ye Kun said coldly: "I advise you to be a little blind, don't be a bird-don't see that there are already so many girls waiting on the sidelines just now." They all watched Teacher Han teach, and they were embarrassed to go over and coax. ”
While speaking, Ye Kun gave a look and let the people who eat melons observe for themselves.
Xu Mengrou couldn't distinguish between the girls of the Foreign Affairs University and the girls of Beijing Normal University, so she didn't think there was anything wrong with this wave of substitutions at first.
However, in the next second, something happened immediately.
More than 30 girls who were replaced one after another on the sidelines, and even many boys, all rushed over at once.
"Classmate Gu, it's amazing! Congratulations. ”
"I have won glory for the school, and I heard President Lu say that he will officially hang his own signboard next year to enroll students!
"The front page of Renren Daily is full-page! I can't even think that Renren Daily hasn't published a full-page article for two months. ”
"Can you ask Gu to dance, it's okay to line up. ”
"Come on, let's open champagne for Gu. ”
In the midst of the noisy crowd, several students were no longer satisfied with the 300 ml small champagne, and went to the cafeteria to apply for a large branch to come over, but no one stopped them.
The more than 100 girls from Beijing Normal University, who had no male companions, didn't realize what happened suddenly, and they were all confused.
Including Xu Mengrou.
"This ...... What's going on?" They secretly tugged at Ye Yan's sleeve and asked timidly.
"I don't care about national affairs!" Ye Kun first set a tone and said proudly with honor, "Haven't you read the "Renren Daily"? Gu, who wrote 'Poverty is not socialism', is this the classmate who wrote 'Poverty is not socialism' -- we are all visiting Eastern European countries, and as soon as we came back from catching a plane from Moscow today, the ministry sent a car to send us back. ”
The two girls were taken aback.
Xu Mengrou: "It turns out that he is already a diplomatic envoy! so young?"
Ren Yuqin: "Not only do we have a car, but we also have taken a plane? We don't know if we can take a plane for the rest of our lives, so envy ......"
They are very unsure about whether they can invite Gu Biao to dance together, and their hearts are filled with inferiority:
I thought I had found a young and wealthy high-ranking cadre, but I didn't expect that he was a meritorious person with real power, and he couldn't afford it.
"Don't be public, don't be public, listen to me quietly. Eh, don't spray champagne, I'll have a toast with everyone" Gu Biao was also a little big, and hurriedly stopped everyone's coaxing.
Thanks to everyone's frugality, the champagne spraying was finally stopped.
Suits are valuable goods, everyone saves to wear them, and it is difficult to find a dry cleaning place if they are dirty.
Champagne is something that you can't drink when you usually want to, and after the owner speaks, no one is willing to splash it.
Under the toast of dozens of classmates, Gu Biao drank a large glass of champagne, thanked him, and then began to clarify two points: "I also drank the wine, but some things must be made clear: that article, I really didn't write it, my original words were German, and it was very colloquial, like the court argument, and it couldn't be put on the table."
Thanks to the experts of the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences and the Central Economic Policy Research Office for helping me translate, organize, organize, and polish, I am very grateful to the second author, Mr. Lin.
Also, please don't mention that I'm the author of an article on any occasion, it's a political issue. Because the title of the article is not my title, it comes from ...... An impromptu summary of the great man. I don't dare to take this credit. ”
This was originally a period of modesty, because Gu Biao never dared to snatch the original right of the eight words "poverty is not socialism".
However, the effect of clearing up was to make the students who did not know the first-hand truth in the audience instantly silent.
"This ...... Although this is not the title given by classmate Gu, it is a hundred times more powerful than the title he himself made. ”
"He wrote the content, and the great man was moved by it and summed up a sentence, which was chosen by the newspaper as the headline......?
Death is as frightening silence as ever.
The congratulatory eyes of the students brought a trace of awe.
Gu Biao realized the embarrassment, and quickly changed the topic: "Well, also, I have already agreed to the advance invitation of these two classmates just now, so it's better not to cut the line." Let's do it ourselves, let's jump by ourselves. The Christmas Eve Ball should look like a ball, don't be so serious. ”
Then, he invited Ye Kun and Xu Mengrou in turn, and asked if they still wanted to dance in the order they were predetermined. It's just a shield to use these girls as a shield to alleviate embarrassment.
Fortunately, Ye Kun is still quite atmospheric, she originally didn't care, but at this moment, for the sake of the town, Dafang jumped with Gu Biao.
The other girls can only leave a word to line up, and then find other boys to make do with it first.
Xu Mengrou and Ren Yuqin were dreamlike, they didn't expect that they were so lucky to be able to become shields.
"You...... Are you really arguing with foreign dignitaries face to face? Do you have a girlfriend?" When it was her turn to dance, Xu Mengrou's words were already a little incoherent, and she was not ashamed.
"No, but I'm not available either. Gu Biao's answer was very decent.
For eight hours, in addition to drinking drinks and eating snacks for a short rest, he danced more than 30 tunes, and was turned by more than 30 girls. If it weren't for the fact that I slept well on the plane, and there was a time difference between day and night, I am afraid that I would have fallen down long ago.
His energy also amazed the girls.
Seeing that it was five or six o'clock in the morning of Christmas, the boys had no rest because of the continuous jumping, and they were generally squeezed dry, and most of them went back to the dormitory to sleep. The number of people in the venue has also been reduced from more than 300 to more than 100.
Only single-digit men, including foreign guests and male teachers, are dealing with 100 girls.
The cafeteria served its last supper and breakfast, and then it was closed, and everyone was just eating and chatting together, and almost no one was still dancing.
Gu Biao took a plate of mussels, some meat dishes, and snacks, and while eating, he was surrounded by more than 20 curious beauties in the middle, asking this and that, and letting him tell what he had seen abroad.
Some girls saw that he was too tired, so they helped him massage his head, knock his back and rub his shoulders, and serve tea and water.
At this moment, a staff member in a tunic rushed into the auditorium.
"Who is Gu Ao!"
"I am!" Gu Biao hurriedly stood up, and then gently pushed away a few girls who were rubbing their shoulders and backs and pressing their heads without any traces.
"My name is Zhao Yutian, and I am the editor of Renren Daily. As mentioned above, there is an editorial that you may know more about the situation, let's discuss it together and give some opinions, and several comrades from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs also went. ”
"Okay, I'll go with you. Gu Biao tidied up his suit and immediately pulled out his legs and left.
"Why is there another article looking for him? Didn't you just post it yesterday?" This was not asked by Gu Biao, and he would not ask such a question with no emotional intelligence. So it's completely onlookers who eat melons and beauties coaxing.
Fortunately, Zhao Yutian is not the kind of person who has a rigid face, and he did not hesitate to explain to everyone at the moment: "Don't guess, you suddenly received a notice from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs this morning that Vietnam officially declared war on Cambodia. Newspapers should issue editorials expressing their stance that "there is a limit to our patience." ”
Gu Biao immediately reacted: "Is it 'don't say anything is unpredictable'?"