The 153rd Vice-Chancellor

The ugly vole ran slowly when it played with the child, and when it was attacked by an adult, it disappeared in a flash.

And it also holds grudges.

In the morning, Chen Yingjun intercepted Miaomiao's father Chen Shan and scolded: "You don't have long eyes on the three wheels of household appliances, don't you have long eyes?"

"I'm dizzy, what's the matter, I'm holding your footprints?"

"You are pressing my family's old homestead, this place was my family before the land reform. ”

"Even if it's your family, but I can't afford to buy a plane, so I have to press. ”

"You have to press, do you dare to say horizontal words?" said Chen Yingjun, bending down to deflate Chen Shan's electric tricycle.

Suddenly, he shrieked out in his ears.

The people who watched the excitement didn't know why, so they guessed randomly.

"Chen Shan shot him with a dark arrow?"

"Chen Shan has the guts, at most he dares to let out a silent fart to smoke him. ”

"Is it that the chlorine gas poured into Chen Shandian's three-wheeled tires poisoned Chen Yingjun?"

"How expensive is chlorine, is Chen Shan willing to do it?"

……

And Chen Shan, who was nearby, saw it clearly: it was the vole that was uglier than the ugly monster that ran over, went down in one bite, and bit Chen Yingjun's trouser legs and ankles together.

Chen Shan knew that once the vole came out for a walk, and Chen Yingjun shoveled it with a shovel.

It seems that it will take revenge and will take revenge!

People say that there is a plane tree at home, and a golden phoenix is summoned. These two trees, which often hold arms with the clouds, have recently summoned a strange wild pigeon. Although the wild pigeon was in good shape and had beautiful feathers, he learned to call a woodpecker for a while, a wild goose for a while, and a night owl for a while. As the saying goes, a night owl comes into the house - nothing else comes. Can't let the mourning things come to inhabit, these two bane trees should be planed as soon as possible!

Tiedan's daughter-in-law Yaya never scolds, and when she heard that someone suggested cutting down the towering tree, she scolded the elder who said this.

Scolding in civilized words? is also because she was angry, she scolded so lively, full of force, haha.

Yaya's husband Chen Tiedan will not live, spending money like running water - the money jar has no bottom at all, I heard that it cost 400,000 yuan, and I don't know what fun it was to buy, some people say that they may go to Europe to find a famous prostitute to shake hands - a handshake is 400,000 yuan, if you kiss it, it is not 4 million? If you do it, it is not 400 million - how much money can't afford to raise a loser!

Yaya has been used to him since the first day she broke through the zero distance with him, and she spoiled him like a miser spoiling the only gold bar in the family.

Yaya is a housewife who loves money like her life, and every penny has to be broken. But Tie Dan spends money like water every day, and every time she asks her for money, she gives generously - looking at that expression, she is happy to sell her pants.

"I've read Grimm's fairy tales and know that old men can't do things wrong. She always said that.

If a person is not a sage, how can he be infallible? She even said that she could not be wrong.

"If you have a big gold bar at home, are you still afraid that you will run out of change?" she likened the iron egg to a big gold bar. How big is a big gold bar?

She believed she could earn money for him to grow from 20 to 30, 60, 90. Although she is only a teacher in a rural private kindergarten, she is much more tired than a teacher in a public kindergarten, and her salary is much lower.

I've seen a child who is so used to it, but I've never seen a husband so much.

The kindergarten where Yaya works is a privately run kindergarten. Yaya admired the courage of their principal.

The principal of the public kindergarten in the street is also the vice principal of the elementary school. The vice principal posted a notice in black and white at the door of the school, saying that the private kindergarten was not in compliance and would soon be banned. If someone's child goes to kindergarten there, they won't be taken by the time they reach first grade!

Yaya went to her to quarrel: "Nine-year compulsory education is the party's policy, you dare to deprive children of their right to education?"

The vice principal, who was tall and burly, came over and pushed her. - You push me, I push you - she is long gone, and ran behind the vice principal to push. The vice-principal lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

In the past, the vice principal relied on Heng Daddy. Now that Heng Dad has a cerebral thrombosis, he has no stamina. The principal came to persuade him, and after two words of persuasion, he got up on his own.

When the crowd saw the girl - the girl was not cross, they had the courage to speak.

"People in our area have been exposed to the light of that private kindergarten, and the knowledge and manners that the children have learned are so good, and their intelligence must have been developed. 170 yuan a month is worth it, which is only better than the kindergartens in the city that are thousands or even tens of thousands of yuan!"

"Yes, my child has been attending a public kindergarten in the street for 3 years. I didn't learn a single slip in the kindergarten class for 1 year, let alone dance and writing 123. There is no sports day or parent-child game meeting once a year. The tuition fee for public kindergartens used to be 30 yuan a year, but later it also rose to 100 yuan. At the beginning of September last year, I found out that the existing one who was born in October with a back door was also promoted to the first grade, so I wanted my child to be promoted as well. The teacher said that he was not old enough to build a card. If you don't give a card, you can squat for a year in the first grade, which is much better than a year in the kindergarten class. I said just treat it the same as the one at the back door. Then after the primary exam, my child took 4 subjects with 0 points. 4 subjects of Chinese, Mathematics, Science, Ethics and Legal System, 0 points. The principal said that those with a score of 0 will not be charged. And the kid who went through the back door scored a lot of points. What is this teaching in the public kindergarten in the street!"

"I've been to the public middle school in the street. The kindergarten teacher writes a letter on the blackboard, and then asks the students to write it accordingly. ”

Most of the people who went to that private kindergarten didn't plan to finish their elementary school in their hometown, and they all bought houses in the county and big cities and moved their hukou. In the future, our countryside here will be small, and our left-behind population will be blind and semi-literate!"

"It would be nice if there were teachers like Yaya in public kindergartens. ”

"Yaya went to an independent college run by a double-first-class university in the south. This college used to be the third year, then the second year, and then the first admission batch, and the tuition fee was high. After her father became seriously ill, she should have no money for her, so she dropped out of school. Without a bachelor's or college diploma, she won't be able to take the public exam in the future!"

Listening to Aunt Tian talk about this, Xiaohong also felt sorry for Yaya. If she studies at the independent college of that famous school and graduates, she should be able to become a big talent.

Xiaohong and Aunt Tian were tired of sitting, and when they came out to walk around, they saw that Miaomiao, a female college student from the neighbor's house, came home.

Miao Miao was talking to her mother:

"Mother, I don't think you're thin, but you look dark and thin compared to every other rural woman, you learn Tai Chi, learn to practice every day, and ensure that you are young and romantic. ”

"Don't be merry, I'll still be in the water. Her mother said.

"Just practice Yang-style Taijiquan. Miao Miao said and gestured.

"Where is the sheep style kung fu practiced like this? None of you are good at the sheep style!" Miao Miao Niang said.

"Then how do you say Yang style is practiced?" asked Miaomiao.

Her mother imitated the running of a sheep, the sheep used its horns to dry the frame, the sheep stood on tiptoe and lifted its hands to eat the leaves on the high places, and the weight of the sheep sank to the soles of the feet and pulled the grass with its teeth.

Miao Miao couldn't help but laugh. Xiaohong smiled too.

Aunt Tian also said to Xiaohong: "Tie Dan has been a little weird lately. He probably had a concussion that caused some of his brain cells to fall into the ditch. He also played with a famous villain named Fu Xin, and it was really hard to see if he was undercover or smelly. ”

"See, that person is Fu Xin, you must stay away from that person - he is not a human, and he is not as good as an animal. ”

Xiaohong then made her body and face dirtier and quietly followed them.

She saw that Tie Dan accompanied Fu Xin to run again.

The two of them ran to a village cistern. In Chenjiazhuang Village, the farmer who had controlled his condition after chemotherapy for mild cancer and then spent his days relaxing was erecting a few high poles there, pulling open nets to arrest wild pigeons.

As soon as the net was erected, a wild pigeon and a divine bird flew as happily as the earth. The wild pigeon hit his head on the net, and he found that this seemingly flawed Dongdong was more difficult than some strange people to realize the ideal of traveling through time and space.

"Hurry your brain teaser and fly back in the direction you came from!" Little Red shouted at the wild pigeon in a hurry.

It's too far away, and the sound is small.

But this wild pigeon is not like some smart people, such as turning around and running against the swarm when it is chased by a large swarm of wasps.

The peasant ran behind the pigeon in the blink of an eye and took it in his hand.