Chapter 53: True and False Heroes Save Beauty (I)
"It's really delicious, Daoxuan, you won't lose your sense of taste, right?"
Chen Zhen pretended to be generous and said: "Qianxun, forgive him, I think Mr. Li is a person who has never seen the world, so it is inevitable that he will be a little jealous of the rich for the first time." ”
"We don't know each other, please call the full name, Xia Qianxun, or Miss Xia, Ms. Xia. ”
"Am I really jealous?"
Li Daoxuan smiled slightly and said to the waiter beside him, "Call your chef." ”
Soon, a foreign chef in his fifties with blond hair and blue eyes walked out with an ugly face.
Li Daoxuan crossed Erlang's legs and said lightly: "You made this dish?"
"That's right, you have to understand this gentleman, when I was forty years old, I became the first chef in France, and later worshipped the god of food as a teacher......"
"Don't talk to me about your identity, I'll just say it's a failed work, don't you admit it?"
Li Daoxuan stretched out his hand to interrupt the chef and continued, picked up a bean sprout with chopsticks: "This dish is called 'Eight Treasures Ruyi', and each bean sprout needs to be pricked with ninety-nine eighty-one needles with silver needles as thin as cow's hair, right?"
The chef with a blue face, his face changed, he thought that Li Daoxuan was here to find fault, but he didn't expect it to say the root of this dish.
"But I guessed right, you didn't use a silver needle, one needle at a time, but a machine, and you see it's punctured, so the whole sprout doesn't taste even.
Then there is the sauce, in which the potpourri is missing snow lotus, iris, crystal orchid, poppy, and of course, the last one is very tightly controlled in China......
In addition, there is a lot of lack of all kinds of poisonous insects, in order to prevent my wife from being afraid, I will not say the name, this sauce needs a total of 3,872 kinds of materials, including 2,280 kinds of medicinal materials, 1,527 kinds of poisonous insects, and 65 kinds of birds and animals, and the soup made of fish in rivers, lakes and seas......"
Hearing the end, the chef hurriedly bowed to Li Daoxuan: "I'm sorry sir, I was careless when I was cooking, and I will redo it for you wholeheartedly." ”
After the chef left, Li Daoxuan patted the stunned Chen Zhen on the shoulder: "People who have never seen the world will regard this kind of garbage as a good product, and if you have the opportunity to go out and take a look, don't sit in the well and watch the sky like this." ”
Chen Zhen's old face turned red for a while, but he didn't expect that his words of belittlement of Li Daoxuan before he were sent back with interest overnight.
Li Daoxuan obviously didn't want to let Chen Zhen go, and continued: "How is it? Do you still think this thing is delicious?"
"It's... This... This...... I used to be a cheer, after all, I can't hold a bowl to eat, put down the bowl and scold the cook, right, in fact, the taste is average. ”
"Really? But I think it's delicious. ”
Li Daoxuan smiled and picked up a few bean sprouts and threw them into his mouth: "I just commented on this dish before, not that the taste is not good, it's just a bean sprout, a few more stitches and a few fewer stitches, what can be the uneven taste? We are not professional gourmets, how can we eat it." ”
In fact, what Li Daoxuan said is indeed right, he is a coarse tea and light rice, and the orphan who grew up eating instant noodles can have a fart tasting, but he just spent five prestige points and exchanged for a dish inspection card......
"It's... This ......"
Chen Zhen's face turned into a purple tongue and he stammered and couldn't speak.
Burst~
Xia Qianxun couldn't help but burst out laughing, but she quickly hid her smile and restored her icy face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years......
"Sir, sir, you can't come in without an appointment, sir......"
At this moment, the voice of the waiter at the door sounded, and I saw three middle-aged men with big shoulders and round waists walking in menacingly.
"Mr. ......"
The waiter tried to stop him, but one of the strong men kicked him out with his leg.
The three strong men walked to Xia Qianxun's side: "Miss Xia, today my three brothers went down the mountain, you can't fly with wings, and the obedient ones who know each other will be caught to avoid the pain of skin and flesh." ”
Chen Zhen, who was frustrated before and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, finally saw the opportunity, slapped the table hard, and pointed at the three strong men.
"Before I get angry, get out of here, or I'll bear the consequences!"
"What the are you!"
Chen Zhen stood up and put on a pretending pose: "Listen, I, Jiangcheng Chen Zhen, get out of here, otherwise if I make a move, it will be difficult for you to see the sun tomorrow." ”
"Chen Zhen?"
The three strong men looked at Chen Zhen, who was fearless and pretending to be very forced, and couldn't help but be stunned.
Chen Zhen leaned his shoulders back, the windbreaker on his body fell, and Ren Qian on the side hurriedly picked up the windbreaker and pointed at the three of them: "Let me tell you, my boyfriend is the number one master of the young generation in Jiangnan, if he gets angry, you will all die here." ”
Chen Zhen stretched out three fingers: "I'll only give you three seconds, if you don't roll, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!"
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
Chen Zhen stepped on the stool, jumped onto the table, with one hand behind his back and one hand forward, making Wong Feihong's signature move.
"I, Chen Zhen, am low-key, but today you bullied Miss Xia, I can only be a flower messenger once!"
Saying that, Chen Zhen jumped for life, and the whole person rose into the air, rotated and kicked sideways at 360 degrees, and kicked towards the temple of one of the strong men.
Chen Zhenxing did it in one go, which can not be described as smooth and beautiful.
But before he could kick the strong man, the other party reached out and grabbed his ankle and picked it up.
"It is said that the kung fu of the three-legged cat has lifted you, and you are also the number one master in Jiangnan, who gave you the seal?"
Just like a little chicken, Chen Zhen, who was carried in his hand by a strong man, grinned in pain, "Eh, yes, yes, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, let go of me quickly, I'm Chen Zhen!"
"It's useless for you to call it a 'bitter saucer'!"
The strong man swung his fist with his other hand and hit Chen Zhen hard in the stomach.
Vomit~
This punch directly spit out the bean sprouts he had just eaten, because he was lying down with his head down at this time, so the vomit choked into his nose, making him cough and choke tears.
"What are you doing, it's really beating, Lao Zhang is really a waste, he actually found you three big bosses, hurry up and let me down!"
The strong man waved his hand and punched again, smashing on Chen Zhen's stomach: "I'm the number one master in Jiangnan, why are you still cry......ing?"
Because he vomited very cleanly before, this time Chen Zhen just retched twice and didn't vomit anything, but the severe pain in his abdomen made his whole person like a prawn, and he was holding his stomach with both hands.
"Don't act, how can you still beat people with a dead hand, you know how much it hurts, don't act, don't act, don't act......"
At this moment, a group of shirtless, tattooed dragons and tigers, armed with knives, ran in: "Who is Xia Qianxun, Lao Tzu is going to kill you today...... Chen Dashao: Why did this play start early?"
Chen Zhen looked at the strong man carrying his ankles, and then at the group of gangsters, and instantly understood, and shouted: "The three of them are not the people I found, and if they don't come to save me, they will break the legs of the three of them for me!"