When I woke up the next day, Kaohsiung was crazy all night. When I opened my eyes, how did I feel that something was wrong? I felt that my arm was numb, and when I turned my head to look, I was dumbfounded, and there was actually a woman lying next to me, Pu Xiaoyu!

"This ...... What the hell is going on? I ...... What have I done?"

Kaohsiung hugged his head and began to wail constantly, distressed, uncomfortable.

Seeing his dead look, Park Xiaoyu sat up, and sneered at the time, "Cool?

As soon as he heard this, Kaohsiung was even more sad.

"Xiaoyu, I'...... I must have been high yesterday. ”

"Isn't it? Dragged me to do this, and swore that he would be responsible for me in the future, and he would listen to me in the future. You...... You don't admit it, do you?"

As soon as Park Xiaoyu said this, Kaohsiung immediately burst into a manly idea, patted his chest and said, "Of course, I'm not that kind of person, Xiaoyu, I must be responsible for you." ”

Hearing this, Park Xiaoyu smiled, her goal was finally achieved!

Here, Zhang Hao is in a bitter comparison!

In the past, it was said that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not good, and the most uncomfortable thing was this man.

On one side is someone's son, and on the other side is someone's husband, and it's hard to help anyone in the middle.

Help the old mother, the daughter-in-law won't let you go to the kang.

Help your daughter-in-law, my mother said you are not filial.

I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to Zhang Hao, the difference is that one is a daughter-in-law and the other is a big brother.

"System, what do you say I'm messing with?

Zhang Hao found that the only thing he could talk to was his strange system.

As a result, the system complained, "Don't worry about those details!" Master, your current focus is to continue to do the task. Your more than 20,000 points will be used up in a short time. Men should focus on their careers, not chasing girls, look at what you have become now?"

"Ahh

"You're a little too comforting, aren't you? How many girls do you have?"

"Gotta gotcha! I know, I know, you are talking so much nonsense anyway, you just want me to do the task and fulfill the last wishes of others. ”

"Master, I know you're reluctant, but it's time-consuming and laborious to do tasks or something. But, have you ever thought about it? In the beginning, you go on a quest because the countdown will obliterate you. But now, you have the ability and money to do the task calmly, but you are not active. ”

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"I want to advise you, you are capable, but you are the only survivor of the wreck, shouldn't you morally fulfill the wishes of those who died?"

“……”

Zhang Hao was silent, and for the first time felt the sentence, "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility".

Alas, yes, I picked up a dog's life and now lives a good life.

Shouldn't we not forget the well diggers?

"Alright, I got it! Zhang Hao touched his forehead, sincerely! In fact, it is not difficult to do tasks, but the difficult thing is to encounter those strange tasks.

"Wait a minute, master, the random mission is open in the middle ......"

Name: Hu Biao

Occupation: Otaku sling

Last wish: I want to be a superhero

Duration of the mandate: three months

"Smack!"

As soon as the system finished saying this, Zhang Hao slapped his face miserably.

"I knew I was going to encounter this strange wish. The dog said, I shouldn't have listened to you, what kind of ability comes great responsibility? ”

"Master, there's no way, this kind of otaku likes to watch good movies in Laiwu. Look at the American team, a short and ugly frustration, you don't want to join the army. Later, he participated in Lao Mei's genetic modification program, how fierce did he become? Hehe, the dream that can't be fulfilled in the reality of the sling can only be YY. ”

“……”

"Master, do you want to spend points to open clues related to the task?"

"You still want to blackmail me for points? This task is very simple and clear, okay? It's just going to play a superhero, right?"

"yes!"

"No other requirements?"

"It's gone!"

Zhang Hao held his forehead with his hand, it was really a headache. Lao Tzu is a bad person! Although he is a bad person with a conscience, he can't be said to be a hero, right?

The most important thing is that an ordinary hero is forgotten, he actually wants a superhero who is crazy, dragging, and blowing up, where can I find one.

Of course, can a living person suffocate to urine?

There are more ways than difficulties!

First, let's take a look at the superheroes who don't have superpowers.

The most famous is of course Batman, his superpower is money, relying on equipment and IQ to be a hero.

Then, there are Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Daredevil, Green Arrow, Erica, and Nightwing.

It turns out that ordinary people can be superheroes, either you have a skill, or you have the equipment, or you have the brain.

Obviously, Zhang Hao has it all!

I am equipped with a mall.

Mind, there are routines.

ability, there is a doppelganger.

"System, do you want this superhero to use Hu Biao's name?"

"Master, no comment!"

"your grandma, don't you just want my points. Spend three hundred!"

"Thank you for your patronage. ”

“……”

"Superheroes are afraid of retaliation, so of course they have to be incognito. Hu Biao just wants to see the birth of superheroes in reality. ”

"Damn! This cost Lao Tzu 300 points, you are really a pit. ”

"Thanks for the compliment!"

“……”

"Open the mall!"

Soon, Zhang Hao opened the mall and started shopping.

Strictly speaking, there are so many magical cards, there is always something for you, and it is not difficult for Zhang Hao to be a superhero.

The premise is ......

Don't use the deity! Go out on your own and look at those superheroes, who are bruised all over their bodies when they fight, it's really miserable.

The six doppelgangers, and stand-ins are the most rubbish, without any abilities installed.

It just so happens that if you take to transform, you can also be a big help for yourself in the future, right?

First of all, "1,000 points for Octopus Gloves".

This thing has a lot of suckers on it, which is very exaggerated, and can crawl on walls like Spider-Man. Then, 1,000 points can be exchanged for the Batman Hook Gun, which can hook the surrounding things and pull people up with one shot.

This thing has become a good thing to fly on!

All that's left is smoke bombs, darts, these things......

Fuck you, make it yourself!

Anyway, there are so many awesome memories, what is engaged in physics, chemistry, all of them.

It's almost done, Zhang Hao wants to get himself a tights that pull the wind!

Doesn't this superhero have to wear tights?

Forget about the cloak, that thing looks too special to pretend to be a grandson.

Dig out a dress for yourself and put a hood on your head.

The whole body color is black, with gilded edges, Zhang Hao's aesthetics are still no problem.

Darts are not suitable, and they have to use a gun to remember their special forces king!

As for the bullets inside, of course they can't kill people, superheroes don't kill people!

In comparison, after Zhang Hao completed the transformation of the, he looked a bit like Deadpool.

There is a gun on each thigh on the left and right, and a magical backpack on his back, which contains props and magazines.

This has a Batman-like belt with a lot of goodies in it.

OK!

Zhang Hao wants to have a name, what is it called?

"The Masked Man?"

"Long Aotian?"

"Master, I suggest you call Haoran Xia!"

"Vulgar, vulgar is unbearable. ”

"Uh...... Then you take one. ”

"Thunderbolt Invincible Horn. ”

“……”

Of course, this is, Zhang Hao named himself "Keyboard Hero"!

Isn't this Hu Biao an otaku sling?

Aren't there so many keyboard warriors on the web?

That's fine! I'm going to be a keyboard warrior.

So, in order to make the name match, Zhang Hao gave the a coat and made a keyboard pattern, with two keyboard letters in the middle, "SB"

The system is simply chilling!

Now that you've got it done, you have to make a name for yourself.

What should we do to punish the evil and promote the good?

Help the old woman cross the road and persuade the woman to be good?

Pull it down, how boring it is!

Zhang Hao didn't think of what to do, anyway, at night, let's try out the new equipment first.

First of all, I went to the roof, the rope gun, and I shot it over, and I directly pulled it into the air.

I am...... Keyboard Warrior!!

Bang, and finally Sabi hit the wall, and he couldn't buckle it.

It seems that superheroes are not easy to be, and they have to adapt to the new equipment.