Throughout the day, Su Can changed the topic and made excuses by Mu Hibiscus's side, but in the end he still did not escape the fate of being 'invited' to her house to 'eat'.

When Su Can fled home from the hibiscus cave with two legs limp, it was already the middle of the night.

Su Can cautiously pushed open the door and entered the house, what made him stunned was that the living room that was supposed to be pitch black was actually flashing with a shining light, and a huge bald head was shining brightly, wasn't it the old monk who had been almost ignored by himself?

And what made Su Can's eyes almost didn't fall off was that this guy was skillfully playing with the computer at this time, or the latest Apple, and looking at the speed of people's crackling hands, even Su Can, a 'modern person' who keeps pace with the times, is a little ashamed.

Could it be that I 'ate' too much at Hibiscus's house just now, dizzy, and hallucinated?

Hey, a woman made him powerless to deal with, and he actually had symptoms of kidney deficiency, and his dream of Su Can was to change the bride day and night, and enter the cave room every night......

"The apprentice is back. Just when Su Can rubbed his eyes and thought that his eyes were hallucinating, the old bald donkey turned his head faintly, and under the illumination of the computer screen, an old face was 'hideous', maybe this is the true face of the old bald donkey.

"Yes. Su Can felt that his sleeping position must be wrong, so there would always be this kind of strange thing around him.

You said that you are an old monk who should not eat fasting and chant Buddha, hiding in the deep mountains and old forests, you actually play with the computer in such a trendy way, and Su Can has to suspect that facing the computer at night will not have acrobatics from the island country in it, right?

But then the action is stagnant, and so on...... When did you agree to be the apprentice of this old bald donkey?

Forget it, he doesn't have the strength to talk nonsense with this old man today, what he needs to do urgently now is to lie on his two-meter-wide bed and replenish his body's energy.

However, the old bald donkey didn't seem to let go of Su Can, glanced at Su Can's face, and then shook his head with a sigh: "Alas, apprentice, women are tigers, you should learn to be a teacher, stay away from the troubles, and then you can achieve the Great Dao as soon as possible." ”

"......" Su Can's eyelids couldn't help but twitch, he felt that it was necessary to 'talk to the old bald donkey' in front of him, this old skin was itchy again!

Noticing Su Can's obviously unkind eyes, the old monk's face was also tight, and he didn't dare to talk in front of Su Can anymore, so he hurriedly said with a kind face: "There is a volume of Shouyang Volume here for the teacher, I think it is very suitable for apprentices!"

Su Can's slap stopped for a second before it hit the old bald donkey's slick head: "Shouyang Scroll?"

"This method was created by an old friend of mine, and practicing this method can be like steel in a hundred battles. The old monk shook his head and said, "I see that the fate of the disciples is not over, and cultivating this method can consolidate the yin and keep the yang, and the cultivation will get twice the result with half the effort. ”

There are three thousand beauties in the harem, it's a bit exaggerated, Su Can suspects that this old bald donkey's old friend won't be the one who opened the chicken coop!

Chicken nest industry chain?

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that his old friend is not dead yet, but Su Can's eyes lit up, and then the slap on the other party's bald head fell lightly on the old monk's shoulder: "Yo, master, don't move, you see that your shoulders are all dusty." ”

Su Can respectfully patted off the non-existent dust on the shoulders of the 'master', and then approached the old monk with a smile: "Master, it's not good to eat alone, there are good things, let's share them together, where is your sun-guarding scroll?" Give it to me first, let me observe it." ”

"No problem. The old monk was flattered, and said to Su Can with a red face, "How much QQ do you have?"

"QQ?" Su Can looked curious, he wants to keep the sun roll, what does it have to do with his QQ?

"If you don't tell me QQ, how can I pass it on to you?" the old monk asked with a knowing expression.

"Oh. Su Can nodded, but then his eyes widened, Ahh

You look like a monk all day long, passing on martial arts cheats and the like, shouldn't it be like on TV, taking out a broken book from your arms, looking at it as an ancient book with years, actually QQ transmission?

Your head sticks out, and Lao Tzu promises not to knock your head out.

However, Su Can hadn't made a move yet, and the old monk waved his hand: "Forget it, give me QQ, I'll pull you directly into my friend group, and download it in the sharing yourself." ”

Su Can felt that the scene that happened tonight had shattered his three views, but the ghost sent him to the gods, and Su Can actually reported his QQ number to the old bald donkey in front of him.

Within half a minute, Su Can felt the mobile phone in his pocket tremble slightly, and Su Can felt it out and took a look......

"Monk Nine Lights invites you to join the Martial Arts Immortal Group ......"

Su Can grinned, now these old guys are having fun, Su Can casually passed the group invitation, and when he entered the group, he couldn't help but take a look at the list of group members.

Compared with those large groups of thousands of people at every turn, this Xianxia group is a little shabby, there are only seventy or eighty people in total, and most of them are not online, only a few five or six people are online, look at the name......

Western Regions Crazy Knife, Ximen Cui Xue, Tangmen Thirteen Youths, Tiekou Immortal Calculation......

Well, everyone has a fairy dream in their minds, even if they are an old monk.

And at this time, the old monk,Already lazy to pay attention to him,It seems to be chatting with someone,On the computer keyboard,Crackling old Lisuo,Look at people's input methods,Good cut,It's actually a tall five-stroke input method,Su Can, who can only enter pinyin, said to dedicate his knees。

Su Can shook his head speechlessly, and went straight back to his bedroom, he must have had a brain pump, he would actually believe the shit in the mouth of the old bald donkey, with that kung fu, it is better to sleep well and replenish his energy.

However, falling on the bed, Su Can, who was bored, took out his mobile phone and clicked on the group space of the Xianxia group, but it was just in sight, but Su Can's eyes almost didn't come out......

"On how to avoid the ...... of the city management when practicing selling medicines"

"Ten Techniques for Integrating into the World!"

"Secular Traffic Rules and Illustrated ......"

"If you need an ID card, please contact Beihai Lao Road XXXX......"

"Majoring in degree graduation certificates at all levels of major universities, which can be found on the official website ......"

Su Can felt that he had joined a brain-dead group, and these advertisements reminded him of the small advertisements for fake certificates on Mingzhu Street!

He was smiling wryly and was about to close, but at this moment, his eyes noticed the name of a file......

"The Peach Blossom Boy's Sunkeeper Volume Opening Ten Explanations ......"

Su Can didn't know which of his tendons had been pumped, so he clicked on the file casually, but saw pieces of dense Chinese characters, and they were still traditional characters, and traditional Chinese characters were just that, they were still arranged vertically, and they were endured if they were arranged vertically, and the most unbearable thing was that the people who were full of Chinese were also pure Chinese......

Su Can felt that the guys in this group were not saved, and they were sick...... Gotta be cured!

This novel is from the book website