Chapter 0120: Funny Beetle

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Just as the last of my consciousness was about to drift out of my body, the rotating spiritual platform shook suddenly, and then it was like being hit by a meteorite, and it flew out wildly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Hmm......" The dominance of my body returned, but due to excessive blood loss, I couldn't use any strength, and my body went weak and collapsed to the ground. "It almost made a big mistake. How could this be?" the maniacal laughter died down and turned into a little frightening.

"Mommy's, it's okay, it's not ......," the Lingtai floated into the air again, as if he had palpitations in his heart. At this time, it was already in tatters, and the top was cracked like a spider's web, and it staggered over to take a few looks.

And the moment I fell to the ground, my eyes were already black. The spirit platform swayed and flew, as if thinking about something, and then, it stopped in front of me, and a translucent white energy shot out, merging into my body, making my originally pale face a little more rosy.

"Whew...... Scared Lao Tzu, strange thing, really strange thing. Lingtai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that I had regained my complexion. The tone was slightly solemn, and I didn't know what it was afraid of.

My body has no strength, my consciousness is still functioning normally, someone in the coma is constantly pumping in warm energy, my vitality gradually recovers, and finally I can perceive everything in the outside world normally. Finally, with the last infusion of energy containing a huge amount of life, the life essence spread all over my body, and I opened a pair of red eyes.

"Ah......h

"Are you awake?" Suddenly, a voice rang out. I was startled, remembering everything before I fell unconscious, and said angrily: "Who the hell are you?" The voice was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Who is Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is your father!"

"......" I was frightened for a while, and then I thought that it was unlikely to be my father, and I was a little annoyed and ashamed, and I was about to scold. But the voice spoke first to stop: "Shut up, if you want to die, continue to scold Lao Tzu!"

I felt the true yuan in my body, although there were a lot of true yuan, but I was not able to use it freely, so I stopped the urge to scold, took a deep breath, and sat down cross-legged.

"Hmm......" The funny voice seemed to be pleased with my actions. After breathing a sigh of relief, my eyes glowed with cold light, and I raised my hand to flash a purple and blue flame, which immediately illuminated the space. Not far in front of him, it was the spiritual platform, floating in the air. I said coldly: "Say, you guys are going to give me an explanation!"

Thinking of being caught and sucking away the blood before, I was crazy in my heart, and I wanted to bravely explode the chrysanthemum of this Lingtai, because it was really weird, and because in the dark, I couldn't find the chrysanthemum, so I didn't dare to act rashly. Let's see what I have to say to me on this altar.

The altar looked tattered, but it was still floating there proudly, listening to my words, and hummed: "Confess, confess a fart! But borrow some of your kid's blood for use, isn't it unpleasant? bite me?"

I saw that he was really arrogant, and he was immediately angry, and the few blood almost felt like he was burned dry by anger, tmd, this is called borrowing some blood? It's that vampires are not as ruthless as your uncle, right? Listening to the tone of this guy's speech, it seems that he is still arrogant, and he is the one who suffers?

"I'm xx you oo eighteenth generation !!" At this moment, I couldn't hold back any longer, the country scolded, foaming at the mouth, not stopping a word, that vulgar atmosphere, I'm afraid that the mud cow will have to be angry, I still don't understand the anger, lift the big stone slab and prepare to smash this broken platform.

The Lingtai seemed to be stunned, and he didn't even do the floating movement, and stopped in place. When I finished scolding, he laughed and said, "Hahahaha, yes! It's just a hero!

"Ahem, cough, cough......" I almost didn't suffocate, I smoothed my breath and rolled my red eyes: "You belong to begging for abuse?"

"Hey...... Good young man, he really deserves to be the pillar of the country and the flower of the motherland, what a good seedling. "The Lingtai was like an old man at this moment, approaching me and saying in an old-fashioned manner, without concealing his appreciation.

"Uh......" I was ashamed to find out that I was so good, but praise me for praise, the bloodsucking account still has to be settled! "Say, what the hell are you coming from? Really when I'm a free blood bank? Don't you explain well, believe it or not, Lao Tzu is fighting with you?" I said viciously, and if I didn't agree with each other, I would have to do it.

"Tell me what, didn't Lao Tzu's coffin also make your kid break it, uncle, I won't have a coffin to sleep in my next life, it's flat." Before I could get mad, the spirit platform continued: "That's it, it's okay to give up the coffin, and return my true soul body!" At the end, with a fierce shout, the spirit platform gradually cracked, and a translucent light flashed, and after a glass shattering sound, the light disappeared.

When the light faded, I looked over and was speechless because I saw a super beetle that was nearly two meters tall. "Shell Lang?" I stared blankly at the divine beast that the Lingtai had turned into, a two-meter-sized obscene brand shell Lang.

After a few seconds, I couldn't help but hold my stomach and laugh: "Haha, hahaha......! Hahaha, sir, I'm laughing, I'm laughing...... Hahaha...... You didn't eat less, no wonder your mouth stinks...... Hahaha...... "I looked up to the sky and laughed like I was having a seizure, and tears splashed from my hands to my belly. Laughing, because of the injuries involved, the pain was unbearable, and for a while, he knelt on the ground and laughed, crying and laughing.

The shell that the spirit platform turned into just squirmed a few times to get used to the body, and was immediately angry by my contemptuous face. Pointing at me, he said, "You immortal is the shell lang! Lao Tzu is the ancient gladiatorial beast! It's not comparable to the stuff! The ancient gladiatorial beast, the ancient beast! the fairy beast, the fairy beast, do you understand?"

I was still laughing and laughing, laughing and sore, my eyes wet with tears, and I looked like I was going to die. The shell Lang was extremely angry, and raised his eight hooves to give me an eight-hoof seal moon, probably wanting me to let me know how its ancient gladiatorial immortal beast was.

When the eight hooves were about to fall, a burst of red blood suddenly erupted on its forehead without convex horns, and the majestic energy shook out, and it immediately flew out, and the shell Lang fell to the ground, and turned back ugly, its two eyes like golden armor flashed with shock and disbelief.

Shell rolled up and rushed at me again, but there was no doubt that the red blood light that erupted on his forehead shook it away again. "Ghost Fire Contract?" three words came out of the shell lang's mouth, making me feel helpless and cold in his heart.

"Ahem!" I was almost killed by laughter and pain, but it took me a long time to come to my senses, and I held back the pain and glanced at the shell lang, and twisted my eyebrows: "Ghost fire deed? What kind of thing?" The shell lang ignored me, a beetle face was crying, sluggish, and a look of wanting to cry: "It can't be true, right? Why am I so unlucky?!"

I was about to say something, when a strange feeling came over me, the feeling of a man conquering a woman, but there was a little more inviolable authority in it, as if I could give a command that the beetle in front of me could not disobey!

"Ploughing the soil?" I thought about it and spit out two words in my mouth. The crying shell lang suddenly shook the body of the beetle, stood tall, rushed to the ground with his head down, and a few paws in front of him were frantically digging the soil, like a soil dog running for his life, which was very exaggerated. I was dumbfounded, I really can!

"Aha! the worm...... You also have today......" I laughed maniacally and gave a few more commands: run, dance, sing. Watching the shell stand upright, running on two short and exquisite legs, then writhing and jumping around with the beetle's body, and then opening its mouth and squeaking non-stop, tears of laughter came out of my laughter.

"Stinky boy, stop me!" But its body was still beating uncontrollably, and after saying this, its mouth opened and closed, and it squeaked again, not knowing what song it was singing.

I laughed until the wound opened again, and finally stopped laughing, but my body was still shaking, obviously laughing so hard that I couldn't stop laughing. "Stop, haha...... Stop!" I had enough of the tricks, and I gave the order to stop. The shell lang suddenly collapsed to the ground, and after resting for a while, the insect body suddenly burst out with a burst of white light, and rushed towards me viciously!

There was no suspense, red blood flashed on its forehead, and I didn't have to worry about it hurting me, and the shell was still bounced off. After trying this a few times, it finally resigned itself to its fate, spread out its eight hooves and pretended to be dead on the ground.

I almost laughed, and it took a long time to breathe a sigh of relief, and I was so happy when I looked at the soft insect body. From the experiment just now, we can see that after devouring my blood, this damn shit shell lang has a strange appearance, so that I have some kind of irresistible master-servant relationship with it, and it is the kind of absolute obedience! When I command it, I can feel that the soul that is firmly bound in my heart must be the soul of the shit shell lang.

"Damn, tell you to draw my blood, now it's okay, it's a slave, quack......" I smirked, thinking about how to kill the beast. As if sensing my vicious thoughts, the shell Lang was a little anxious, it erected the insect body, one hoof crossed its waist, and the other hoof pointed at me and shouted: "Stinky boy! You can be careful! Lao Tzu is not an ordinary beast! Listen, Lao Tzu is an ancient immortal beast 'gladiatorial immortal beast', if you know each other, hurry up and let go of the forbidden soul, otherwise you will have a bad time in the future!"

"Gah!" I was stunned, then looked at the beast mockingly, and directly ordered in my heart: "Sing the song and seppuku!"

"Haha, hahaha......" Seeing the appearance of the shell lang, I laughed again......

The shell lang cried, it is an ancient gladiatorial beast! When has it been so devastated? It is so easy for someone to break through the innate barrier and enter here, and unlock the seal of the shrub tree, and what makes it even more happy is that I actually have living fire blood! But ...... At this time, it was tragic, for some reason, it triggered a forbidden contract that could not be disobeyed - the Ghost Fire Pact, if I didn't let go of one of its souls, it would be a shameless insect slave in the future.

"Squeak...... Stop, squeak, squeak...... Please, please stop quickly!...... "The great ancient gladiatorial beast shell Lang, at this moment, is about to cry aggrieved, it really can't stand this uncontrolled action, it cries and compromises to me with a worm face.

"Hey...... Who asked you to pose with me? Do you know who I am? The robber of the 10,000-year catastrophe, is a cow not a cow? Regardless of your bullshit, you are not a shit shell in the end? Let me think about it, how will I kill you in the future......" I couldn't stop laughing, holding my chin and thinking.

The shell lang was about to scold, but suddenly thought of the contract, stopped the worm's mouth, and changed to a negotiated tone: "Let's sum up, you see, your strength is not good now, and a group of people outside are chasing and killing you, I will teach you a few unique skills, and you will be as strong as a strong brother, and you will not fall down seven times a night!

I picked up a fairy beast as a slave, what a bullish thing to say, so I could only refuse: "If it doesn't work, don't think about it, how can there be such a good thing in the world!" I shook my head without hesitation and muttered: "Hmm...... Okay, I'm going to tell you to roll the, write it down first, and then pick up the? Okay, I'd love to know what it's like for a shell to stand and carry a load of, and wait until I think about it......"

As soon as the shell Lang heard that my plan was all related to, his face turned white, if he really let it pick up and dung, then it might as well kill it, it is a noble gladiatorial beast, and its combat effectiveness is very good?

"No, no, boy, in this way, how about I return all your essence and blood, and let you soar a step in an instant? As long as you let go of my soul, this is a great thing, after this village, there will be no more shops!"

My heart moved, and I soared one level, that was the Fire Martial Venerable in the late stage of the third order! it was strong enough...... I immediately shook my head, it's not the strength of my own cultivation, with a rookie like me, it is estimated that it is not very practical, and it is better to have solid experience in the early stage.

I didn't hesitate to refuse the temptation of the shell lang: "Don't think about it! essence blood, Lao Tzu will come back, I'm not a blood bank, let you recruit me!" staring at the shell lang viciously, I had the idea of blood recycling brewing in my heart.

The shell Lang couldn't come hard, and it couldn't be discussed, so he suddenly softened: "Then what do you want? Even if you control me, it won't work? It's better to exchange for skill." ”

"Hmm......" I muttered, and then something came to mind: "This is a space somewhere else?" Seeing the shell nod, I asked, "Then how could you ...... Well, what's going on outside?"

Shell Lang explained: "Lao Tzu was knocked unconscious for some reason, and when he woke up, he slept on that coffin, and he has been sealed in this ghost place and can't get out. The hollow shrub outside is the place where the space connects to this hellish place, and there is nothing to say. ”

Nodding, I wanted to ask again, but the shell lang had already preemptively said: "Boy, let's discuss something else, it's not too late to explain these to you......"

I glanced at this beetle a few times, I was inexplicably sucked by the Lingtai before, I was angry and desperate, and I was full of hatred for it, but after waking up, after such a thing, I didn't want to kill this guy anymore, not because of anything else, but I just felt that this old beetle seemed to be very useful.

"Be my bodyguard for ten years, and I'll let you go after ten years!" I said with a grin when I thought of my personal safety. By the way, a trendy phrase came: "In the future, you will be my personal master." ”

"Ten years, I'll go to you immortal board!" Shell Lang was annoyed when he heard this, "Don't say that you will be a bodyguard, it will be a problem for me to protect myself!"

"How can self-preservation be a problem? You're so perverted. I was surprised. Hearing this, the shell lang jumped up again: "Grandma, I said that Lao Tzu was knocked out and sealed in this ghost place, Lao Tzu doesn't know how many years, whether it is a hundred years or a thousand years, and the power has long since retreated with the seal! Now Lao Tzu has to flee even when he encounters an earthworm!

"......," I shook my head, "it turned out to be a silver spear wax-like head, and it didn't work for it, really, you still have an ancient god and beast, waste!"

"What do you want, boy? Lao Tzu is a stinky skin, you can watch it or not!" I groaned for a while, and said, "Well, if you stay with me for a while, and you live a long time, teach me some experience, how about it?

Speaking of this condition, I am also thoughtful, since this old beetle has lived for a long time, it naturally knows many strange things, such as the germination of the fire before, these are what I want to know, now stabilize this old beetle, do waste utilization, set up what it knows, and then put it aside.

"Are you sure you don't want me to do anything else?" As if he didn't believe in this condition, the shell Lang's eyes widened. I sneered and said, "What do you want? What else can you do with this waste?" A sentence made the old beetle's angry fart flow, and it said, "Okay, don't play tricks, for a while, how long is that?"

I frowned and said, "Three years at most, one year at least!"

"Deal!" replied the old beetle dryly.

After a short conversation, we turned the subject to the Sealed Land.

"What's the matter with the seal, why can't the guys outside get in, but I can come in?"

"Blood! Your blood is precipitated with living fire blood, and living fire blood is blood that can break ten thousand taboos! It has the strange function of breaking the seal!" said Lang Lang.

"Oh," I see, I nodded, suddenly remembered something, and said angrily: "Damn, you ate so much blood from Lao Tzu, and I'll come back later!"

The shell lang laughed strangely and said: "It's really troublesome for others to come, but you are different, although this space is made by others, but because it is a connecting space, you come in from the shrubs that are connected, and you can naturally break this space, you squirt a mouthful of blood, spray to this place, and then silently recall the scene in your heart." ”

"Do you want Lao Tzu to vomit blood? Fart! You come, you just ate Lao Tzu's blood, you come!" I gritted my teeth when I heard this. The shell smiled awkwardly, his mouth squirmed, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, flying towards the dark place it was pointing at.

When I saw this, I immediately closed my eyes and contemplated the heart of the bush when I came, and the shell man hurriedly stepped forward, pressing a few paws on my body. "Whoosh!" The otherworldly version of the leader moved instantly, and the figure disappeared with a whoosh.

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