Chapter 122: The Abominable Electric Fish Thief (Subscription Requested)
The next day
Zhang Feng rowed a boat and took everyone to enjoy the infinite scenery in Moon Lake.
Everyone stood excitedly in the boat, Feng Xu, resisting the wind, boating on the river, admiring the pink lotus flowers in the Moon Lake, and the lotus leaves in the sky, such a beautiful scenery made everyone's hearts ripple.
In just two days of vacation, everyone fell in love with this place, the mountains and rivers here, the delicious food, and the naughty and cute children here.
Happy days always pass too fast, in a blink of an eye it was Sunday afternoon, when it was time for everyone to go back, after lunch, everyone packed their luggage, and walked back to the village entrance step by step, looking at the beautiful village on the side of the road, the clear river, everyone was reluctant to give up, I really wanted to live here for a few more days, but unfortunately I had to go to work tomorrow.
After sending off his classmates, Zhang Feng's life became leisurely again.
Every day, you can either make a pot of tea, lie down in the shade of the tree, look at what you like, and enjoy yourself, or row a flat boat and fish alone in the Moon Lake.
As described in the poems of ancient poets: a lily and a flat boat, a zhang of silk and an inch of hook. A song and a bottle of wine, a person fishing alone in the autumn.
Although such a day is bland, but also full of fun, Zhang Feng likes such a plain country life, busy time planting beans under the South Mountain, leisure time between the mountains and rivers, just like the ancient hermit, picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely see the South Mountain, although the life is not so colorful, but also make people look forward to and yearn for.
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"The madman hurried to the entrance of the village, and the miscellaneous pieces from the next village came to our village again!" That afternoon, Zhang Feng was sitting in the courtyard after dinner, and suddenly received a call for help from Uncle Erniu.
"What? Those guys are here again, you wait for me to come right over. Zhang Feng stood up and immediately ran towards the entrance of the village.
The Tabang River stretches for hundreds of miles, and the villages along the river have their own fishing rules, that is, you can't cross the border to fish, but there are people who break the rules everywhere, and people like this sneak up on the fish occasionally appear.
But everyone generally turns a blind eye and is more tolerant, after all, there is not much loss, but for the extinction poaching of poisonous fish and electric fish, everyone is indignant, this is the way to cut off children and grandchildren, everyone will not tolerate it, once caught will be very miserable.
Therefore, the people who are electric fish and poisonous fish will be very careful, and they will also bring weapons, some of which are extremely vicious, compared with some of the dog stealers, so everyone will call the villagers to come over to support when they find such people.
"Those who have suffered a thousand knives actually dare to come to our village to electric fish...... Get down here......"
"Come down, or we'll do it......"
"Get out of the way, or I'll electrocute you." "The bastard from the next village fiercely held the power grid and threatened the villagers of Moon Lake Village.
When Zhang Feng felt the entrance of the village, the two sides were facing each other, Zhang Feng looked at it and found that the other party seemed to be a gangster from the next village, and there were two people who didn't know where they were.
"You M, you are so arrogant. Zhang Feng cursed secretly, picked up the thick log by the river, and swept away at the three of them.
"Ah...... Ah......" The three of them were forced to the river, and they were caught off guard by Zhang Feng one by one and fell into the lake.
Uncle Er Niu reacted quickly, quickly picked up the other party's boat, and drove the boat away, so that the three fish thieves were sober and sober in the water.
"How about Uncle Erniu, I'm not too late, right?" Zhang Feng put down the log, clapped his hands and said with a smile.
"Haha...... It's not too late, it's not too late, I think you're here at the right time. Uncle Er Niu said with a happy smile.
"Haha, Xiao Feng has practiced this dog-beating stick method well, and he cleaned up three leper dogs in one go. Seeing the three embarrassed electric fish thieves, Uncle Xiaoqi was in an extremely comfortable mood at this time, and the rest of the village also cheered, just now I saw that the fish thief was still so arrogant, and in a blink of an eye, he became a water dog, everyone felt extremely relieved and very happy.
"Damn boy, you dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu, wait for Lao Tzu to come up, and don't kill you. "The gangster next door hates Zhang Feng the most at this time, and he gritted his teeth in the water and threatened.
"you, you still dare to threaten me!" Zhang Feng saw that this kind of person really didn't shed tears when he saw the coffin, and picked up the seven or eight meter-long log again and poked it towards the gangsters in the water.
"Ah...... Boy, you wait for me!" the fish thief hit the log on his back, and kept screaming in pain, and then shouted viciously.
"Haha, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here now, and you will come up if you have the ability. Zhang Feng took a stick and beat the bastard who stole the fish, he was not afraid of the other party's threat at all, and Zhang Feng could deal with five or six of such a bastard.
"The electric fish thief of the dog day has been caught, and he dares to be so arrogant, I think they should add some ingredients. The villagers on the side couldn't stand it, so they hurriedly got a bucket of stinky feces and urine from the pit, ready to teach the fish thief a lesson.
The villagers immediately laughed, scooped up feces and urine and threw them at the gangsters, originally everyone thought that they were all from the neighboring villages, and they didn't look up to see them, let them run bubble water and let them go, but these guys were so arrogant, and they dared to threaten everyone,
So the three fish thieves in the water were unlucky, a scoop of feces and urine poured on their heads, and suddenly emitted a thick stench, and several fish thieves suddenly vomited, and they looked embarrassed for a while, and finally lost the arrogance just now.
"Don't splash, don't splash! We surrender, we surrender!"
"We don't dare anymore!" The bitter gall was about to vomit out after being smoked with feces and urine, and the three fish thieves finally did not dare to be arrogant anymore, and sued for mercy again and again.
"Yo, weren't you fierce just now?" said sarcastically, with their hands folded on the side.
"That's it, how arrogant they were just now, let them soak for a while, don't let them go easily!" At this time, the people in the village who were eating melons were coaxed.
In this way, the three fish thieves soaked in the water for about half an hour, and seeing that they could not hold on, the village chief finally spoke, "Just teach them a lesson, quickly fish people up, if they drown, they will be responsible." ”
"I know the ...... of the village chief"
"Well, it stinks! Who just proposed to splash the dung? Hurry up and get the people up. "Uncle Er Niu and Uncle Xiao Qi were ready to make a move, but as soon as they got close, they were smoked and couldn't stand it.
"Hahaha, Brother Zhuzi is the big dung you got from, hurry up and go over to catch people. ”
"I'll go, Xiao Tian, you just poured the most energy, and you can't run away if you want to catch people. ”
"Haha, yes, let's do it all together. Then everyone laughed and laughed and pulled the three electric fish guys to the boat with wooden sticks or bamboo poles, and the three of them had completely collapsed at this time, lying on the boat weakly, like dead dogs.
The three electric fish thieves were teased enough by everyone, and they rested for half an hour before recovering some strength, and then quickly escaped from Moon Lake Village, and it is estimated that they will never dare to steal fish here in the future.
Night has fallen, everyone has gradually dispersed, talking about what has just happened, everyone feels very relieved and very fun, life in the countryside is not as colorful as in the city, it is very rare to see this good show.
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"Xiaofeng Xiaoyi, wait a minute, go to my house to drink!" Uncle Erniu smiled, stopped Zhang Feng and Zhang Yi, and called Uncle Xiaoqi and a few others, obviously very happy today.
The guy who caught the electric fish and taught him a hard lesson, everyone was in a good mood, so they went to Uncle Erniu's house to drink together.
A plate of peanuts, a bowl of dried fish, and a jar of country rice wine, everyone pushed the cups, the cups were staggered, chatting while drinking, and the drink was very happy, which lasted until midnight, and everyone dispersed.
"Big brother, I'm not drunk, let's continue drinking. After the end, Zhang Feng helped his cousin to walk home, this guy was too drunk, and he had already fallen backwards when he walked.
"Alright, you can drink as much as you want when you go home. Zhang Feng smiled and shook his head.
It was early in the morning when I sent my cousin home, and the second uncle and second aunt were still watching TV in the hall while waiting for Zhang Yi. "Xiaoyi is drunk again?"
"Dad, I'm not drunk yet!" Zhang Yi said with a shake of his head.
"You rabbit cub, you are drunk like this, and you still say that you are not drunk, hurry into the house and sleep. The second uncle shook his head and helped Zhang Yi to walk towards the room with Zhang Feng.
Saying goodbye to his second uncle and aunt, Zhang Feng also returned home, pitying the hearts of parents all over the world, at this time, his mother and sisters and sisters had not slept yet, and had been waiting for Zhang Feng to come home.
Zhang Feng instantly felt warm, and a warm current seemed to flow through his heart, "Mom, you guys hurry up and rest, you have to get up early tomorrow." ”
"Then let's go to sleep first, and close the doors and windows later." Mother Wang Guilan yawned, said a word and went back to her room, and her sister and sister also saw Zhang Feng come back, and also turned off the TV and went into the house to rest.
Zhang Feng quickly finished washing, inspected the small animals in the house, and saw that they were all obediently staying in their nests, so Zhang Feng closed the doors and windows and went upstairs to sleep.
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The next day
Zhang Feng slept until dawn
When he picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was half past six, he immediately got up and followed everyone to pick vegetables.
The quality of Zhang Feng's vegetables is super good, and it has become the most high-end ingredient in Qingshan County, so the price has also risen a lot, and now a pound of cabbage can be sold for 20 yuan, and other vegetables are 25 yuan, as well as condiments such as shallots, garlic seedlings, and coriander, etc., have also risen to 40 yuan per catty.
Every day, Zhang Feng's family has an income of eight or nine hundred yuan just from selling vegetables, and he can easily earn twenty or thirty thousand yuan every month, which makes the people in the village envious.
Of course, the most profitable is Liu Fatzi, in his restaurant, a table of high-end farmhouse dishes, the cheapest one or two thousand yuan, and the supply exceeds demand, and it is very popular every day.
As a result, his restaurant attracts a large number of customers and fills up every day, and Niu Fat has recently planned to expand and open a new one.
"Xiao Wang is here, what have you bosses been busy with lately, I haven't seen him come to the village. As soon as the vegetables were picked, Xiao Wang drove the truck to the door of the house, and Zhang Feng handed over a cigarette and asked.
"Thank you! Thank you!" Xiao Wang took the cigarette and put it to his ear, and then said with a smile: "Our boss has been busy looking for a new store recently, so he is busy." ”
"yes, come in and have a cup of tea!"
"Thank you Xiaofeng, vegetables are still waiting in the restaurant. Xiao Wang shook his head with a smile, then hurriedly weighed the vegetables, and left in a hurry after calculating the accounts and pulling the vegetables.