Chapter 1 There is a man named Lin Tian
The hot sun scorched the earth, and the stuffy air made Lin Tian extremely irritable today, pulling his collar back and forth, wiping the sweat from his forehead, silently thinking that he would find a cool place to stay after delivering the last express delivery, and he would not move until he was killed.
'Ding Dong!'
"Hello sir, your courier. â
"Oh, it's a handsome little guy~" As soon as the door opened, it was not a man, but a woman, or a beautiful woman.
However, Lin Tian didn't think he could have anything to do with her, after all, this is a high-end community, and the people who live in it are either rich or expensive, and he is just a courier, and he still lives in a basement of 300 yuan a month, although nothing will happen to the two of them, but the other party's playful tone and the huge and snow-white chest still make Lin Tian, a little virgin, shyly lower his head, and said in his heart: "Oh, her husband must not be good, he will complain when he meets, is my brother already handsome?"
Lin Tian scratched his head, glanced at the courier order, the recipient's name was Lin Zhengying, his eyes rolled, guessing that it might be the other party's husband's, and said to the woman with a smile: "Oh, hello, your husband's courier!"
Who knows, the woman stomped her foot when she heard this, her chest trembled again, and she said with a warm expression: "The old lady is not married yet!
Eh, it seems that I have misunderstood, Lin Tian thought with some embarrassment, but what is the name of a girl's family, Lin Zhengying!
I want to think so, but after all, I misunderstood, in case I complained, it would be bad, and I would lose my job if I didn't get it! â
As soon as the words fell, Lin Zhengying shouted like a cat with a tail stepped on, "Who are you talking about!
Eh, it is said that women are unreasonable, and today I can be regarded as a teacher, Lin Tianxin said.
Just when Lin Tian was standing stupidly in place holding the courier and not knowing what to do, he saw Lin Zhengying snort, covered his mouth and smiled: "Hehe, okay, okay, I know you didn't mean it, people are joking, my name is easy to misunderstand, I just can't help but tease you, giggle..."
Damn, are we very familiar with each other! You are definitely sick! Lin Tian cried with a sad face, but as a result, he put down the courier order and ran away without looking back.
Dejected, he returned to the company, locked the electric car equipped with the company, and walked into the company.
As soon as I walked into the company, I met Liu Neng, the director of the company, who was not a big official, and his score was not small, and he was a subordinate and was notoriously harsh.
I saw Liu Neng open his arms, revealing a huge belly, and his face was warm: "Lin Tian!
"Director, what's the matter? I've completed today's mission. Forcibly pressing the irritable mood, Lin Tian put on a smiling face, nodded and said.
Liu Neng was very satisfied with Lin Tian's attitude, and his expression eased a lot: "Look for yourself, I just received another complaint, saying that you have a stubborn attitude and damaged the goods, how about it, what do you say? This month's salary will be deducted 500, no opinion?"
Liu Neng's eyes were half-squinted, and his cunning gaze flashed.
Lin Tian knew that this Liu Neng often used such an excuse to squeeze employees, but the so-called fines flowed into his own pockets, and today Lin Tian was already more irritable, adding his own monthly salary is a fixed salary of 2,000 yuan, in Kyoto, where every inch of land is expensive, what can 2,000 yuan do? How much is left after paying the rent? Not enough to eat, and now he has to deduct me 500? Lin Tian, who was already angry, was angry and said: "What are you doing? Why are you deducting my salary? Complaining? You bring me the complaint record to me to see!"
The reason why I say this is because every complaint of Lin Tian's company is automatically recorded by the computer, which is convenient for the summary at the end of the month, as long as the user sends the employee number and name to the complaint column, and Lin Tian has always been conscientious and conscientious, and he believes that there is nothing wrong with him, so he is sure that the other party does not.
Liu Neng's eyes narrowed when he heard this, his annoyed expression was overflowing, and he said in a dangerous tone: "Yohe, you're quite bold, don't you want to do it?"
Although Liu Neng is only a small supervisor and is not qualified to fire Lin Tian, how can a person not bow his head when he is under the eaves? Lin Tian was quick for a while, and now he also regrets it a little, if he continues to work, he still doesn't know what little shoes to wear! Anyway, he can't do it anymore, so he just has a good time: "I bought a watch last year, who do you think you are! Aren't you just a little supervisor! Be a man and leave some virtue! The young master still doesn't want to do it! Goodbye!" After speaking, Liu Neng, who was left with an iron face, left in a dashing manner.
Riding his electric car, Lin Tian was in a very happy mood, humming a little song, and returned to the basement, Lin Tian was worried again, the job was gone, and the salary was not paid, how would he live in the future!
However, Lin Tian has an advantage, he is naturally optimistic, he believes that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and he takes a long breath, spit it out, and feels much more comfortable, and opens his nine-hand third-level crippled old machine, and happily opens a game called lol under the prompt that your computer has defeated three percent of the world's computers, not to mention computer garbage, at least three percent of the world is not as good as him, isn't it?
"The order on the third floor, if you don't give it, you will send it. â
"Shan Jian Ji on the fourth floor, thank you. â
"On the third floor, I made an order, and I chopped my hands. â
"On the fourth floor, the strength lies to win. â
"The third floor is on the order, and the fourth floor is Mokeng. â
"The fourth floor is on the order, and the third floor is not bb. â
"Order on the third floor, don't rob me on the fourth floor..."
"Damn, you two are playing! Ranking! Big brother! I'm qualifying!"
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Fifteen minutes later, the opponent's opposite side is already super god, and the opponent's invincible storage zĂ i has already dominated the game!
Blind monk: "Damn, the single sword Ji Galen is dead!"
Skateboard shoes: "How to fight, sit and wait for 20..."
Kenhime: "Galen is too pitiful!"
Lin Tiankong sent out the last drop of blood with Galen, and four blood-red characters appeared in front of him, and the mission failed!
Damn, Lin Tian slammed the mouse, a group of pit ratios, all of them were elementary school students! Ignoring his record of one bar and twenty auxiliary three...
At this moment, a lazy voice appeared in Lin Tian's mind, "Hey, how can I put up such a stall!"
"Who! Who!" Lin Tian was startled, and looked around, there was no one???
"Ahem, first of all, congratulations, you have won the lottery, and the prize is my universe's first awesome Shenhao system. The voice was stinky.
"Eh, today is April Fool's Day, where are you, you give me a death! I have no money and no color, you go find someone else!"
"I'm in your head, today is not April Fool's Day,
I can't find anyone else, we're bound. â
"I'll go, who's bound to you, where are you hiding, is it fun to play like this!"
"Ahem, task one, as a god, how can you have no money, from now on, the host will spend 100 million yuan a day for ten days, the task fails, JJ shrinks by ten centimeters, the task rewards, and the lottery is a lottery!"
As soon as the voice fell, the SMS prompt sounded, Industrial and Commercial Bank of China: You received 10000000000 yuan on June 22, 2015, and the current balance is 1000001230. 35 yuan.
The first reaction, I'll go, the second reaction, I'll go... After wiping his eyes vigorously and confirming that this was true, Lin Tian said excitedly: "Haha! It's finally my turn, marry Bai Fumei, and go... Well, it's better to marry Bai Fumei..."
"Ahem, warm reminder, it's 11:20 p.m., if you don't successfully spend 100 million yuan before 12 o'clock, the task will fail..."
"Ah, didn't you mean that there was a day..."Lin Tian said in surprise.
"Oh, yes, it's a day today, the deadline is twelve o'clock today, and, hurry up, it's too late. â
What should I do? Lin Tian racked his brains, what to do, in case the mission fails, the consequences are really unbearable! But how can I spend 100 million yuan in such a short period of time? Yes, how can I forget this, as a homebody, game novels are all necessary things, Lin Tian remembers that he once read a novel, and there is also this situation, thinking about how the protagonist does it, Lin Tian happily and confidently downloaded a live broadcast software named tt, registered an account, and... Charge money... Subsequently, Lin Tian felt cheated... That's the case, the maximum amount of recharge on the TT platform is 100,000 yuan, if you want to rush enough 100 million, just Lin Tian's computer configuration... Thinking about the consequences of the failure of the mission, Lin Tian wanted to smash the computer for the first time...
It will be twelve o'clock in ten minutes, and Lin Tian has just rushed more than 30 million at this time... Suddenly, Lin Tian had a flash of inspiration, yes, that's it!
Zhongzhong.com, a website specializing in second-hand cars, well, you guessed it, Lin Tian looked at the web page, and said coaxingly: "BMW, come 20 cars~ Mercedes-Benz, come 20 cars, SUV, come 20 cars!"
Well, in Lin Tian's eyes, BMW Mercedes-Benz is very awesome, saying that he doesn't know other brands...
As the page keeps displaying the words "successful transaction", the ticket is also dropping rapidly...
At the last minute, Lin Tian looked at it, Nima, why are there still four million? What should I do? It's over, the sky is falling, buddy is finished...
"Ahem, host, I can actually help..."
"Huh, how can you help?" said Lin Tian in surprise.
"Didn't you just rush on TT Live, in fact, I can help you rush. The system said playfully.
"Well, why didn't you say it earlier!" Lin Tian said angrily.
"You didn't ask, oh, there's still ten seconds left~"
"Damn, hurry up and rush in!"
As soon as the voice fell, a system prompt sound came out of Lin Tian's ears: "Congratulations to the host for completing the task." â
"Well, that's the end, didn't you say you could draw a lottery?" Lin Tian wondered.
"You've only completed today's mission, and you'll need to get a reward nine more times. The system said.
"Then what am I doing now?" Lin Tian asked blankly.
"What do you like?"
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Ignoring the tsundere system, Lin Tian clicked on the TT live broadcast, and he had already charged so much money, and he was sorry for himself if he didn't play, after receiving many rewards, Lin Tian opened his 24k titanium eyes, and while scanning the room back and forth, he said with a good taste: "This is not big enough... Gee... This..."
After looking for a long time, I found an anchor named Tutu, who had d visually, this is the point, and entered the room.
TT Supreme, the days when there is no money are driving Kowloon Yutian to come!
The days when there is no money are Lin Tian's ID, as soon as Lin Tian came, he saw a swiping screen,
"Local tyrant, ask for leg hair..."
"Tuhao, I'm going to give you a monkey"
"Found a Howe~"
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And the anchor also greeted Lin Tian in a sweet and glutinous voice: "The relationship is coming, ask for the thighs, Mo Da~" The words fell, clenched his small fists, bent his arms, put his fists on his cheeks, and sold a cute.
As a housekeeper, but also a little virgin, when has Lin Tian seen this? Reward! Must be rewarded! Anyway, this money is not earned by himself, don't feel distressed!
On days when there is no money, give the anchor Tutu 100 villas!
On days when there is no money, give the anchor Tutu 100 moons!
On days when there is no money, give the anchor Bunny a hundred eternal guards!
TT live broadcast is like this, the villa is 500 yuan, the moon is 1,000, the highest is the eternal guardian, 10,000! 100 is 1 million! and the eternal guardian is the whole server display!
With a screen special effect, everyone in the live broadcast room, including the anchor Tutu, was stupid.
"Absolutely a local tyrant!"
"Trench, me!"
"Ask for leg hair!"
After the anchor Tutu was stunned, he quickly bowed and thanked him, because there was a five-fifty split between TT and the anchor, so she could get more than 500,000 yuan tonight! Although it may not be much compared to other more popular rooms, but when has she seen so much money, so Tutu was a little incoherent with excitement: "Thank you, brother, thank you, thank you..."
Listening to the anchor's continuous thanks, Lin Tianwan smiled, this little anchor is quite interesting! Looking at his ID, heh, the room is the first on the rich list, and the second is more than a million points short...
Hehe, well, happy, look at the reward!
On days when there is no money, send an anchor Tutu 100 eternal guards!
On days when there is no money, send an anchor Tutu 100 eternal guards!
On days when there is no money, send an anchor Tutu 100 eternal guards!
Three times in a row, the whole TT is boiling! Just when Lin Tian sent out the first copy, people kept walking into the live broadcast room and hugging their thighs, and now, the room that was originally only a few tens of thousands of people suddenly became more than five million people, and the master