Chapter Seventy-Five: Destroying the Pan Family (1)
Meow~
The big orange cat stood on Li Daoxuan's shoulder, barked without the slightest momentum, and the bear and the wolves were directly frightened and ran away with their tails between their legs.
"Why is this gadget so powerful?"
Li Daoxuan swallowed a mouthful of spit, turned his head slightly, looked at the round orange cat on his shoulder, and exchanged for a bag of cat food in the system mall.
"Brother Cat, or Sister Cat, don't kill me, is it okay to send you this cat food......"
At this time, Zheng He also jumped down, "Lord, this cat is extraordinary, don't act rashly when you go, so as not to anger it." ”
"I know, I don't dare to breathe when I don't see the atmosphere now, please people... Cat's ......"
A flower pot suddenly appeared in front of Li Daoxuan, which was full of catnip.
"You're sure to like this, I'll give you ......"
Meow~
The big orange cat didn't look at the catnip in Li Daoxuan's hand, but crawled from his shoulder towards his chest.
"Hey, what are you going to do, it's not going to dig out my heart, catnip doesn't like it, I still have a little dried fish for you to see......"
When Li Daoxuan said this, he found that the big orange cat used his two paws to take out the jade bottle that had lured the wolf in his arms, opened the lid with his teeth, and sniffed it with his nose, showing intoxication on the cat's face.
"The nose is so smart, it actually feels the contents of my bottle. ”
Li Daoxuan said secretly in his heart, and then said with a smile on his face: "Brother Cat or Sister Cat, you like bottles to give to you, okay with me first." ”
Meow~
The big orange cat humanely tossed the bottle aside and shook his head.
"Uh...... What is it doing here?"
Zheng He hurriedly said: "Lord, it may think that there is too little medicinal powder in this bottle." ”
Li Daoxuan grabbed the void, and three jade bottles appeared in his hands: "It's all for you, let's go, please, Master Cat, how dangerous are you, I'm afraid of ...... in me"
Meow~
The big orange cat nodded with satisfaction, snatched the three jade bottles, stuffed them into Li Daoxuan's arms, and jumped down to pick up the jade bottles he had just lost and returned them to Li Daoxuan's shoulder.
Seeing this, Li Daoxuan couldn't help but scold angrily: "Your uncle, if you don't leave after taking things, this is a scoundrel." ”
"The lord quickly calm his anger, don't annoy this beast, it looks like it wants to follow you, sniffing the powder in this jade bottle every day. ”
Li Daoxuan had a bitter face: "A bottle of more than 100,000 prestige, what kind of fat thing is there to raise a fart ......"
didn't wait for Li Daoxuan to finish speaking, and was slapped by the big orange cat.
"Damn, I almost forgot that it could understand people......"
Li Daoxuan turned his head to look at the big orange cat on his shoulder: "Chapter 3 of the Law, first, you can't beat me, if you beat me again, I will commit suicide, so that you will never have this kind of medicine powder in the future." ”
Meow~
The big orange cat didn't think about it, so he nodded to Li Daoxuan.
"Second, if someone beats me, you have to help, or that sentence, I was beaten to death, and you will never have this kind of powder in the future. ”
Meow~
The big orange cat nodded again.
"Third, if I want to hit someone, you have to help me beat him, or I'll get angry, and I might kill myself if I get angry......"
Meow~
The big orange cat glanced at Li Daoxuan humanely, sniffed the powder in the bottle deeply, and nodded helplessly.
Syllable~
Li Daoxuan snapped his fingers: "It's done, although it costs a little prestige, but there is one more free fighter." ”
In this way, Li Daoxuan and the three of them plus a fat big orange cat walked down the mountain.
Along the way, the big orange cat was intoxicated and sniffed the jade bottle of medicinal powder, which attracted many carnivores, but after seeing the big orange cat, he suppressed the greedy desire in his eyes and fled suddenly.
Because Xia Qingcheng was wearing high heels, he was busy fleeing before, and he didn't feel anything, but now after he is safely relaxed, his feet are blistered, and he no longer dares to walk, so he can only let Li Daoxuan carry it, and the big orange cat on his shoulder is in Zheng He's arms, intoxicated and sucking the jade bottle of medicinal powder.
"That's... Dao Xuan, can you let me down first. ”
"What's wrong, Sister Allure. ”
Li Daoxuan, who was blushing, stopped, as for why he was blushing, it was all caused by the bumpy mountain road and the 'two balls' on his head bumping up and down......
"I... I... I have something to do, you let me down first. ”
"What's the matter? I'll help you. ”
"I... I want to go to the bathroom. ”
"This really can't help ......"
Li Daoxuan put down Xia Chengcheng, and saw a limp into the woods, with Li Daoxuan's excellent hearing, he could feel that she had walked a long way before the sound of the stream murmuring......
"Looks like it's really suffocating......"
Just when Li Daoxuan was thinking nonsense in his heart, suddenly Xia Qingcheng's exclamation came from the forest.
"Not good!"
Li Daoxuan hurriedly ran over, and saw Xia Qingcheng sitting on the ground, covering his thighs with his hands, his expression painful, crying pear blossoms with rain.
"I... I was bitten by a snake. ”
"Take it away and let me see. ”
Li Daoxuan hurriedly stepped forward, only to see that there were two red tooth marks on his fair-skinned thighs.
Seeing that the wound was not blackened, it was obviously bitten by a non-poisonous grass snake, and Li Daoxuan's hanging heart was relaxed.
"What should I do? Am I going to die? Why is there no hospital in the middle of nowhere, no serum ......?"
Xia Qingcheng covered his thighs and said with a crying voice: "I feel a little dizzy now, and the wound is hot and swollen. ”
"Uh...... That's the phagocytes that are engulfing your damaged tissues, cells, blood vessels, tissue congestion, blood flow accelerates, no matter who is injured, the wound will heat up and swell, okay?"
Li Daoxuan secretly said in his heart, because Xia Chengcheng was sitting on the ground, and he was condescending, and he could slightly see the spring light under his skirt.
Grunt~
Li Daoxuan subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of spit, although he didn't want to admit it, Li Daoxuan still had to say one thing, that is, during his adolescent germination, the dream heroines were all Xia Chengcheng.
Although she has a very close relationship with Xia Qianxun, when she was an adolescent, Xia Qianxun was a female doll who did not grow up, and her breasts were not much bigger than her own at that time, and she would not dream of her in spring dreams......
used to be the heroine in a young dream, right in front of her eyes, with white thighs, and a touch of scenery under her skirt, plus the two ball heads just now.
Li Daoxuan's ghost envoy stepped forward: "If there is no accident, the snake that bites you is extremely poisonous, I... I'll suck the poisonous blood out for you. ”
Zheng He, who was holding a cat on the side, couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly and turned around.
Saying that, Li Daoxuan licked his lips, lowered his head and was about to kiss the place where Xia Qingcheng was bitten.
"Wait!"
Xia Chengcheng stopped Li Daoxuan's movements: "Even if you suck out the snake venom, I may not necessarily be fine, and you will also be poisoned in this way, you have done so much for me, I will not let you put yourself in danger again, if I can't make it to the hospital, please take care of Qianxuan." ”
"Miss Xia, please rest assured, where poisonous snakes are infested, there must be an antidote within seven steps, if the lord sucks out the poisonous blood for Miss Xia, and applies the antidote, it will definitely be able to detoxify the snake venom, and at the same time let the lord swallow some antidote, no big problem. ”
Li Daoxuan gave Zheng He a thumbs up vaguely: "God assists!"
After Zheng He left the 'medicine collection' with the big orange cat in his arms, Li Daoxuan lay on Xia Qingcheng's lap and began to 'suck poison blood' for him.
At this distance, the purple scenery under the skirt is even more visible, and even Li Daoxuan can see the 'two threads'......
"No, this is Qianxun's sister, I'm really sorry for Qianxun if I do this. ”
Li Daoxuan hurriedly closed his eyes, but then he couldn't control his eyelids and opened them slightly.
"My sister-in-law has half of my brother-in-law's ass, and this brother-in-law is about the same as my sister-in-law, so it shouldn't be anything.
Although she was bitten by a non-venomous snake, there were bacteria in the snake's mouth, and I did this to prevent her wound from becoming infected. That's right, that's it......"
Li Daoxuan was very conflicted in his heart, and kept making lame excuses for himself.
One moment the eyes are opened, the other is closed, it is a battle of sanity, morality and desire, but it is clear that the latter prevails.
Forty minutes later, the bite wound had long healed, and he could no longer suck out the blood, so Li Daoxuan reluctantly stood up.
Zheng He, who was waiting in the woods, hurriedly grabbed a few herbs and walked over; ”
Li Daoxuan whispered in Zheng He's ear with a weak heart: "Detoxification things are generally poisonous, these herbs won't be poisonous, right?"
"Don't worry, although these are herbs, many mountain people regard them as mountain vegetables, which can be eaten raw, and have the effect of clearing heat, detoxifying and defeating fire, but they are a little bitter. ”
"That's fine, it's not toxic. ”
Li Daoxuan walked to Xia Chengcheng's side, threw the herbs into his mouth and chewed them a few times, wanting to apply them to the wound of being bitten by a snake.
"What the is this miserable? It's almost as good as the taste of purple ginseng......"
Li Daoxuan's face turned pale, but he couldn't have a seizure, he was really dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, he couldn't tell if he was bitter, and he really needed to pay a price for stealing incense......
The three of them and one cat set off again, and when they just came to the foot of the mountain, they saw Zhao Zilong and Luo Yongnian who were all in disarray.
"Why are you here?"
Zhao Zilong sighed bitterly: "We can't drive, so we can only run along the road, so we ran all night to get here." ”
"It seems that I will have to teach you some modern knowledge in the future. ”
Li Daoxuan patted the two of them on the shoulder with a wry smile, went down the mountain to Lao Hou's Cruiser, exchanged a master car key at the mall, and returned to the city.
When I arrived at the ICU ward of the central hospital, I saw forty or fifty strong men dressed in black, with black gauze armbands on their arms.
On the opposite side of the strong man, more than a dozen generals desperately guarded the door of the ward, and the scene was very chaotic.
"Stop!"
Li Daoxuan shouted, and the two parties separated.
Li Daoxuan took Zhao Zilong and other three legendary generals and walked over.
The generals on his side were more or less wounded, and there were more than a dozen people who fell in a pool of blood, and there were people who had already released the other party.
And Nameless, who was covered in gauze, covered his thighs and said to Li Daoxuan with a cold expression.
"Lord, this group of guys wanted to take Miss Qianxun away, so naturally we didn't agree, but they had guns in their hands, I was shot in the thigh, and two generals died. ”
Li Daoxuan put down Xia Chengcheng on his shoulders and said to a soldier, "Help Sister Chengcheng into the ward." ”
"Yes!"
As the soldiers left, Li Daoxuan saw a head sticking out of the ward next door, which was the defeated general Fan Wenbiao.
After Fan Wenbiao found out that Li Daoxuan came back, he ran out of the next ward in a rage: "Damn, you dare to come to find fault with me, where to put my Wen Biao, today my Wen Biao is going to kill, no one will stop me......"
Li Daoxuan opened his hands and blocked all the generals and soldiers: "Don't do it, let Wen Biao handle it himself." ”
Fan Wenbiao's angry expression instantly collapsed; "Lord, don't be like this, you know that Wen Biao can't fight......"
"You can't do anything but slap the horse and pretend to force others, Wen Biao, you take Nameless and the other brothers to heal, those two dead are buried thickly. ”
After Li Daoxuan finished speaking, he looked at dozens of strong men on the other side: "You have the courage to kill people in the hospital in the morning, you are very arrogant, only Pan Laojiu can be so arrogant in Jiangcheng." ”
"That's right, the ninth master said, desperately take Xia Qianxun's head to sacrifice my young master's spirit in the sky. ”
"Pan Bing, right, I killed it, last night your young master used such indiscriminate means to deal with Qianxun, and injured my subordinate Nameless, and today it is because they almost killed Qianxun, so that my subordinate Nameless was injured and injured, and also killed my two brothers, congratulations, you completely annoyed me!"