Chapter 640: Ten Thousand Demon Conference (Fifth Watch)
Looking at the handsome face of the white ape, Liu Lang silently remembered the explanation of the word pretending to be B on the Internet. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
There are two meanings of B. One is the self-satisfaction and even deceptive behavior of vanity through showmanship and artificiality, showing others a temperament that he lacks and does not have. The other is to conceal one's talents from others in order to conceal one's true strength and deceive the other party.
Liu Lang felt that the white ape was completely in line with the latter.
If the appearance of the white ape into a human is considered ugly, then there are no beautiful people in this world. Liu Lang believes that there are two words to describe the white ape.
That is, all ages are killed, and both men and women are eaten.
In fact, in this world, it is difficult to find a person who conforms to the aesthetic vision of people of different times and genders, and the white ape just finds the most critical balance.
Putting aside his physical functions, if you just look at the face, the white ape is definitely a genius who can be both a chicken and a duck, because both men and women will be very interested when they see him.
"I want to know who said that you are very ugly when you look like this?" Liu Lang asked the white ape after taking a deep breath.
"It was Xiaofang who said it. The white ape replied writhingly.
"Who is Xiaofang?" Liu Lang looked confused.
"Xiao Fang is the princess of our ape clan and my goddess. It's a pity that she hasn't seen her for eight hundred years, and she must have been married. The white ape said with some frustration.
At this moment, it seems to recall the old days.
I think her vision is very ordinary, maybe she also saw the wrong person when she got married, and when the time comes, you will still have a chance. Liu Lang patted the white ape's shoulder and comforted.
"What does divorce mean?" the white ape had a question mark on his face.
"I'll explain this later, I don't think your robe is in line with your temperament, let's change a set of clothes!" Liu Lang looked the white ape in front of him up and down, the more he looked at it, the more awkward it became, and then he took out a set of his clothes from the dragon ball and handed it to the white ape. Suits, shirts, leather shoes, full suits.
The robe worn by the white ape was actually picked up from the Floating Cloud Sect, I don't know which disciple ran in a panic and threw it on the ground, the white ape climbed up from the pigsty, and after taking a bath, he picked it up and put it on his body, but it looked a little fat, and the robe was a little long, this form of clothing has long been eliminated in modern society. Only isolated sects are still in use.
Since he has decided to follow Liu Lang for the time being, everything in the white ape is subject to Liu Lang's arrangement, he will do whatever Liu Lang says, after finding a big tree to block his body, the white ape took off his robe, put on the new clothes that Liu Lang gave him, and tossed for five minutes before walking out from behind the tree.
"Damn, don't you feel uncomfortable wearing pants like this?" It seems that the two butt pockets that appeared in front of him, Liu Lang didn't know what to say.
"Questions?" asked the white ape.
"It's a big problem, you're wearing it backwards. Liu Lang didn't expect that the white ape didn't even have the ability to take care of himself.
"But there's a hole on that side, isn't that the other way around?" asked the white ape, blushing. If it is an ordinary ape who does not have enlightenment, it doesn't matter if he runs naked, but a demon cultivator in the Ning Yuan Realm like a white ape has already opened his spiritual wisdom, and he knows clearly what should be revealed and what should not be revealed.
"Didn't you notice that there was a zipper in that hole?" asked Liu Lang.
However, the white ape once again said that he didn't understand the word zipper, Liu Lang could only open his coat, show the white ape the front door of his pants, and pull a few zippers up and down. The white ape finally understood, and quickly ran behind the tree, and straightened the pants that were wearing backwards.
Liu Lang now understands that taking the white ape down the mountain is completely a mistake, this thing is not only a demon cultivator, but also an ancient, for the things of modern society, it can be said that he knows nothing, I don't know what kind of jokes will be made in the future.
When the white ape came out from behind the tree again, it finally looked like a person.
Liu Lang took the white ape and found the person who helped take care of the car, Liu Lang gave the family a thousand yuan, and the family immediately danced happily around Liu Lang.
This is the etiquette of the hospitality of the local mountain people.
In this barren place, a person's annual income may not be worth 1,000. If you calculate it this way, Liu Lang spent 1,000 yuan to watch a dance that lasted less than five minutes, which is actually very uncountable.
After the dance, Liu Lang asked the white ape to sit in the passenger seat, and then started the car.
The car quickly drove out of the confines of Fuyun Mountain, and an hour later it was on the highway.
The white ape is very curious about the car, a means of transportation that has only appeared in the past hundred years, and he touches it and looks at it, just like a child who has just become sensible.
Seeing that the white ape was not honest in the car, and the movements in his hands kept stopping, Liu Lang really couldn't imagine how this thing had cultivated to the peak of the Ning Yuan Realm.
Normally, whether it is a human cultivator or a demon cultivator, they all meditate quietly and retreat when they cultivate. The white ape doesn't look like a person who can sit at all.
Anyway, driving was boring, so Liu Lang simply chatted with the white ape.
"Old ape, you always say that you ape clan ape clan, are you ape clan cultivators like you?" Liu Lang was still very curious about the origin of the white ape.
"It's not all, those who can cultivate can account for half of it!" said the white ape lightly.
"Half?" Liu Lang was shocked.
You must know that among the human race, there is only one in ten thousand who is qualified to become a cultivator, and half of the ape clan where the white ape is located can cultivate, which is too big a gap in proportion!
The cultivation of the demon clan relies on the bloodline, so in this way, the bloodline composition of the ape clan where the white ape is located is definitely not ordinary.
"By the way, where do you ape clan live?" Liu Lang's curiosity suddenly rose.
"What do you want to do?" the white ape immediately became vigilant.
Forming an alliance with Liu Lang does not mean that he will tell Liu Lang everything, especially the ape tribe station, this is a secret in secrets, the heavenly court is the peak of the human race, and the demon race is weak, the same is true in the mortal world, the demon cultivation has always been regarded as an evil demon by some human cultivators, as long as they encounter killing, the key is that the cultivators of the human race are far more than the demon cultivators.
Therefore, most of the demon cultivators gathered in inaccessible places and would not come out easily.
"I don't want to do anything, just ask casually, if you want to say it, forget it. Liu Lang smiled, "Since there are still many cultivators in your clan, then after you had an accident, no one came out to look for you? They don't know that you were led to the Floating Cloud Sect?"
"I don't know. ”
The white ape sighed, "If you knew, the elders in my clan would have come to save me a long time ago, not to mention the small Floating Cloud Sect, even if it is the ten major sects of the human race, they may not be able to stop the elders in my clan." It's a pity that I ran out in the first place, and no one knows where I went. So one pass was closed for 800 years. ”
"Then why did you sneak out?" Liu Lang said curiously.
"Because, I want to go to the Ten Thousand Demon Conference!" the white ape's eyes were full of excitement.
(To be continued.) )