I'll strangled a big watermelon!

Haoran was immediately frightened and his legs became weak, the weather was cold, and he drank too much, and he couldn't hold it all of a sudden, and he was so frightened that he peed his pants.

"It's a dead life!"

As soon as he threw away the mirror, Haoran was a fart and urine, and ran outside with a rolling belt.

As a result, at this time, Su Yu, who was not fed, also got into the tent, and the two bumped into each other.

"Ouch, I killed my mother! I said, what are you doing in a panic?"

"Oh the hell! there's a hanged ghost. Haoran pointed behind him and shouted.

Su Yu was puzzled, turned his head, there was no such thing!

How is that possible? This tent is newly erected, where did the hanged man come from?

"Well, let you drink less and drink less, you don't believe it! Hallucinations, aren't you? Where is the hanged man?"

After she said this, Haoran turned her head to see that there was really nothing there.

"Oh, am I hallucinating?" Hao Ran wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Okay! The Spring Festival is short, are you going to spend the night just shouting and screaming tonight?" Su Yu threw a wink, already hinting at him.

After Hao Ran came back to his senses, he immediately laughed and picked up Su Yu by the waist.

"Hehe, I'll be on my bunk tonight, ghost yelling!"

"Hee-hee, don't brag! I'm going to try it myself tonight, you're going to dislike me, huh! ”

"Haha, you probably don't know what I used to do. Absolutely inspiring you!"

After speaking, he threw Su Yu directly on the bunk, and a pair of dog men and women were dry firewood and encountered the fire, and they were so angry!

Holding each other, where did they gnaw on each other.

Su Yu is so horny, that dead fat man is a waste!

is already fat, the fat guy is short, and he has a big belly, and the worst thing is that his combat power is inversely proportional to his size.

Every time I give her a hot and hot teaser, but in the end it's a basin of cold water!

If it weren't for the money, she wouldn't have let the dead pig eat the cabbage.

Now that I am holding back so much fire, of course, I have to vent it all at once.

Immediately turned over and pressed Haoran under her, she kissed his face, and couldn't wait to unbutton him, while touching his body all the time.

Touching it, Haoran snorted.

But......

Hmm, why does Su Yu feel a little wrong, slimy feeling, what is this?

Raising his hand and putting it in front of him, Su Yu was stunned.

It's blood! It's all blood.

"You...... You're coming to my aunt?"

"How...... How is it possible, beauty, don't be joking!" Haoran still wondered.

"But this ......"

Su Yu lowered his head and looked, and the next moment, "Ah!", then his eyes rolled white, and he foamed at the mouth and fainted.

Haoran wondered, is it so exaggerated?

He sat up, looked underneath him, and instantly turned pale with fright!

How?

This guy's stomach was cut open from it, and then Bai Huahua's intestines were all dragged outside, and when he saw this scene, he "gack", and the thing also fainted.

Of course, Haoran can't really be disemboweled, otherwise he would have died!

All of this is nothing more than inhaling the black mist of the imp, and then the eyes are hallucinating!

"Hahahaha...... It's disgusting!"

Zhang Hao couldn't hold back for a while, and his stomach hurt from laughing.

As a result, Zhao Sangyu, who was watching him next to him, was still puzzled.

"Brother Hao, what's wrong with you? What is so happy, and it also makes me happy. ”

"Amitabha, I'm communicating with the Buddha and getting his advice, of course I'm happy! ”

When Zhang Hao said this, his eyes didn't open from beginning to end.

Because the picture was so beautiful, he was reluctant to open his eyes!

"Oh~" Zhao Sangyu's little face bulged like a bun.

I wanted to communicate with Zhang Hao, but he seemed to ignore me all night.

……

At this moment, in hell!

Hu Qianglin, a dead fat man, was sleeping heavily, but he didn't feel a little cold until he slept until midnight? When he opened his eyes in a daze, he found that it was too cold! There was actually a layer of white gas inside the tent.

"Damn, didn't you say that you would spend money to buy the best yurt? Why is it still so cold? It's not warm at all, okay?"

I opened my eyes and looked around, hey, where did the daughter-in-law on the shop go?

"Wife, wife!"

The fat man sat up and searched everywhere, but he still couldn't find it.

He still wondered where the people had gone.

At this time, I actually heard someone singing. It was accompanied by the sound of rushing water.

The fat man smiled, Xiaoyu was taking a bath!

Hey......

As soon as he thought of this, the fat man actually began to react again.

It just so happened that I didn't satisfy my daughter-in-law just now, so this time I must let her be happy. It's not bad to have a mandarin duck playing in the water!

So, he got up and followed the sound of the water, and saw it behind the screen. A beautiful woman with her back to him was taking a bath somewhere.

The fat man smiled, "Wife, you are so beautiful." ”

As a result, the beautiful woman ignored him, continued to turn her back to him, hummed a little song, and continued to take a bath.

The fat man wants to go up and attack from behind, but gradually something is wrong!

This is not Su Yu, this back is too slim and too good-looking.

Su Yu doesn't have such a good figure.

What's more, the weird thing is that what she sings in her mouth is actually Cantonese opera!

"Lang is in the happy place, when the concubine is broken, the grievances are known for a month, it is not easy to separate when you meet, and the abandoned woman is now regretting it late, whether you remember whether the phoenix is happy that day, and remember whether you continue to lose your kindness and other branches, and whether the old love has no place to stay, and whether there is a mother without a father and an orphan......"

It's been a year, young people who listen to these ghosts! It's so fucking scary.

But......

Looking at that beautiful back, or not to mention the lust.

The fat man doesn't care so much, he doesn't care where this woman is from, who asked you to take a bath in my tent, isn't this deliberately seducing Lao Tzu?

Thinking of this, he rushed forward desperately and hugged the beautiful woman from behind.

"Beauty, your cunning is here. Hey...... It's so lonely to be alone, let's wash it together. ”

"Hee-hee, am I beautiful?"

"Beautiful, beautiful, so beautiful, more beautiful than my little vixen, this body, this waist, this ......"

Before he could finish speaking, the dead fat man froze.

Because the woman turned her head slowly, and looked at him with a grin, "Really? Am I beautiful?"

Hu Qianglin only felt a surge in his stomach, and his fat body trembled with fright.

Where is this a beauty, obviously a dead corpse! or the kind that has been dead for a long time.

The whole face was badly rotten, and the left eye socket was empty and empty, and the blackness was particularly terrifying. The eyelid on the right side is rotten, and a big eyeball like a ping-pong ball hangs on it.

The most terrifying thing is that face, it is all rotten and full of holes, and if you look closely, there are white maggots, turning in and out.

"Ahh

The fat man pushed her away, turned his head, didn't wear any pants, and hurriedly ran outside.

As a result, there was a piercing smirk behind him.

"Hahaha...... Negative people, you don't want to die well!"

"Come on, come and save me, there's a ghost!"

As a result, after the fat man ran out, he found that his bodyguards were also shouting and screaming ghosts, there are ghosts!

"What's the situation?" Hu Qianglin was dumbfounded.

"Brother Qiang Lin, this place is not clean, there are ghosts! There are ghosts everywhere. ”

"Paralysis! It seems that the monk is not lying, run, run, let's go to the spiritual temple." ”

"Good!"

A group of people had no tents and no cars, so they hurried back and ran to the spiritual temple.

Unfortunately, is that place for you to enter?

What is a ghost prison!

Once you're inside, you're in a demon's prison, and you can't get out.

When they followed the familiar location, they hurried to find the spiritual temple, and when they turned around, where was the spiritual temple.

Over there, it's a mass grave!

There are headstones and graves everywhere.

The men were frightened and hurried back.

At this time, did the dead fat man think of his daughter-in-law?

Damn, go find your sister-in-law.

Then a group of people searched one by one, looking around, and in Haoran's tent, they found two people who were disheveled and sleeping.

The fat man's nose is going to be crooked!

Nima, Lao Tzu was scared outside, scurrying around.

You dogs and men are carrying me on your back, and you are still sleeping here.

"Someone, arrest this adulterer for me. ”

"Yes, big brother!"

A group of people just went up to clean up Haoran, but the result was ......

"Squeak~"

The wind lamp in the tent began to flicker brightly and dimly.