Regarding the matter of claiming to be Wang Peng's girlfriend, Yang Panpan originally had some wrong ideas, and in these years, girls always have to find someone to rely on.

In her eyes, Wang Peng's character is quite good.

From the two desperate efforts to save themselves from the predicament, last night was actually in order, and he didn't move his hands and feet, you can see the character.

Besides, if you can drive a big run, the economic conditions must not be bad.

But she didn't expect that the next day, she met his real girlfriend, and what was even more unexpected was that the girl called Nuan Nuan was so beautiful as a fairy, she had always been proud of her appearance, and she was ashamed of herself in front of others.

For a while, neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere at the wine table became cramped.

Wang Peng thought about adjusting the dull atmosphere back as soon as possible: "Panpan, don't be angry, I'll tell you a joke, I'll make you laugh." ”

Yang Panpan turned his face back, but he still said tensively: "Then you can talk about it." ”

"Why are you still angry, come and laugh. Wang Peng grimaced, trying to tease her.

Yang Panpan rolled his eyes, gave him a big hygienic eye and said, "You haven't said it yet, what am I laughing at?"

"Oh yes, yes, you look at it this way, if you laugh after I finish speaking, then you will lose, even if you don't laugh, even if I lose, the loser will be punished for drinking, what do you think?" Wang Peng thought.

Yang Panpan thought for a while and said: "Okay, if I don't laugh after you finish speaking, you will lose, and if you lose, you must drink;

"Okay, that's it. ”

She secretly changed the rules, Wang Peng didn't understand, thinking that she was just reversing the order, and didn't think so much, so she patted the wine table and agreed.

I didn't expect the fact that I had been bypassed.

He "coughed" twice, cleared his throat, and began to tell jokes:

"In the past, there was a very powerful man, like that Medusa, who had the ability to petrify anything. One day, he found his enemy and thought: If you want to hurt people the most, you must hurt the people he loves the most!"

So he petrified the enemy's wife! The enemy glared at him and said, "Dare to petrify the!" The man was stunned for a moment, and then replied tentatively, "Hate ...... Don't be scared?"

After speaking, Wang Peng was full of joy and waited for Yang Panpan's smile, but she looked at him and said, "This, what's so funny?"

Uh, didn't get it?!

Wang Peng had no choice but to explain: "That person listened to what the enemy said, 'dare to petrify the cheap' as 'tears splashed when feeling', and said the next sentence, haha, do you say it's funny." ”

Yang Panpan reacted at this time, but she still shook her head: "It's not funny, it's not funny at all." ”

"Then I'll tell you another one, and keep you laughing. Wang Peng rubbed his hands unconvinced.

He said in his heart: This girl's film, the laughter is too high, can you let my brother tell a joke happily.

"You drink it first, say okay, you drink it if I don't laugh. She pointed to the wine glass in front of Wang Peng.

Well, Wang Peng had no choice but to admit punishment.

After a glass of wine, he began to search his stomach and thought, and when he clapped his hands, he shouted, "Yes, you listen well." ”

Yang Panpan hurriedly cooperated, sitting upright and looking at him.

The boy finally plucked up the courage to confess to the goddess in his heart, and the goddess said that she could use a few words she said to make a satisfactory sentence, and she agreed. ”

"The goddess said: "I have liked you since I was a child", and the goddess said: 'Poop,' and the boy said: I have been determined to marry you when I grew up. ”

The goddess said again: 'pee and poop' are used, and the boy said: I have studied hard since I was a child, and I have worked hard since I grew up, all to marry you, and the goddess nodded and said: I will consider having dinner with you tomorrow. ”

After speaking, Wang Peng slapped the table: "How is it, how is it?"

"This doesn't count, it's disgusting to say when you're eating. She was already laughing backwards and backwards, and began to make excuses to play Laipi.

The two of them gradually became close together.

In fact, Yang Panpan's laughter is indeed very high, with her standards, the two that Wang Peng said can't impress her at all.

But looking at the person in front of her, in order to make herself happy, she was desperately looking for a joke, she was not only moved, but also cooperated with a happy smile.

"Do you want more?" Wang Peng, who had finished drinking a glass again, looked up to the sky with red eyes and sighed, but his hand, as early as just now, was on Yang Panpan's fragrant shoulder.

He found that although Yang Panpan's body trembled, he did not obviously resist.

"On the train, a young couple was sitting there, and the girl was looking at a book with a constellation in her hand, and suddenly she raised her head and asked the boy, 'Pig's head, what seat are you?' The boy replied without thinking, and the words that made people suffocate internal injuries: 'Just like you, hard seat.' ’”

I don't dare to ask anymore, how did I say, the first two "painful" experiences made Wang Peng feel bottomless at the moment.

Yang Panpan laughed out loud, and in an instant, she was already laughing and bending over: "Haha, there is such a stupid one, it is really worrying about emotional intelligence." ”

Seeing this, Wang Peng hurriedly helped Yang Panpan pick up the wine glass, and diligently brought it to her mouth, saying, "You laugh, you lost, it's time to drink!"

"You heard it wrong, that's what I said first, if you finish saying that I laugh, even if I lose, if I lose, you have to drink with me!"

Smiling mischievously, Yang Panpan gently took the wine glass from the stunned Wang Peng's hand, looking proud.

"You're digging a hole for me!" Wang Peng said in disbelief.

"You jumped off by yourself, who is to blame?" Yang Panpan pouted.

Alas, it seems that emotional intelligence is the hard wound!

In desperation, Wang Peng had no choice but to have a drink with him.

The two really drank a lot, and it wasn't until Yang Panpan was really drunk on the table that Wang Peng settled the bill.

On the way to take a taxi, he put Yang Panpan's right hand on his shoulder, and his left hand went around behind him, tightly next to her back, and detoured back to her waist, completely hugging Yang Panpan.

At first, Yang Panpan struggled a few times with some consciousness, but Wang Peng said "be careful of wrestling" but didn't let go, and then when the wine came up, she let it be natural, and even pasted him.

Eating Yang Panpan's tender tofu a little, Wang Peng's strange hand was unconsciously pinching, oh, the elasticity is amazing.

"Send me back to you. Yang Panpan drunkenly explained that at this moment, she had no consciousness left.

Wang Peng helped her take a taxi, resisted the impulse of blood and strength, and finally returned to the ward.