Chapter 28 Advertising
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As soon as the person was nervous, the saliva came, and the prince swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, only to hear the door creak inside, and out came a lean and thin old man, who laughed like a walnut, and his eyes, mouth, and nose were all squeezed together. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Child, are you screaming to drink water?" the old man's eyes smiled into a slit, making it impossible to see what conspiracy was hidden behind these eyes, "We have three kinds of water here, one is bitter water, when you first eat it, you will feel extremely happy after eating, one is tears, eating it can remind you of the most painful things, and ensure that your tears flow out happily; the third is sour water, there is nothing special about this water, it is a little sour, which one do you eat?"
Wang Ziteng didn't know that there were still these strange things in his shop, wasn't it just water, for people to drink, and giving such strange names, although it could attract people's interest, it was indecent. After thinking about it, he said, "One bowl of three kinds of water." ”
"All right," said the old man, laughing, and after a while, he brought out a wooden plate with three bowls in the middle of the line, and the bowls were empty and there was nothing.
"Little boy, please drink, the left is bitter water, the middle is tears, the right is sour water, the order is different, the taste is not the same, do you want to be bitter first and then sweet, or sweet first and then bitter?" The old man put the wooden plate on the table, and after introducing his two hands, he hung down to his side, nodded and bent over* and smiled.
Wang Ziteng didn't see it that way, he thought that he had to get out quickly, so he immediately picked up the bowl of water on his left and drank it. At first glance, there was nothing else in the bowl, even when he held it with both hands, Fang Jue contained some water in it, and when his lips reached into the bowl, he could also touch a liquid, but he couldn't see it.
The lips and the liquid kissed again, the coolness penetrated the heart, and when half a bowl of water entered the mouth, I felt that the drink was like bile, and the bitter taste was dispersed from the tip of the tongue to the sides of the tongue, and for a while, in the mouth, throat, chest, and where the water flowed, it was bitter everywhere, which made Wang Ziteng think of the sin he had suffered before, compared with this bitter water, it was really a small thing.
"Do you want candy?" the old man asked worriedly, seeing that the prince looked funny with his eyebrows and eyes.
"No!" Wang Ziteng quickly drank the bitter water and picked up the second bowl of water. This bowl of water is still formless and colorless, when Wang Ziteng's lips touch the edge of the bowl, it will miraculously show its shape, look at the water, the waves are long, I don't know how many times better than the bowl just now. The prince Teng was overjoyed, thinking that the clearer the water, the more luscious, without hesitation, he opened his mouth and poured it down, and sure enough, the entrance was cool, the skin was refreshing, and the tense muscles of the whole body were loosened, and his mood was much better.
I feel comfortable, I don't know why I think of my father, in order to train me, my father cruelly threw me in the wilderness, when I shivered in the cold wind, I vaguely heard someone sighing softly in the dark, is that person daddy? Since my mother died, my father played the role of a loving father and strict mother at the same time, and he had the habit of kicking the quilt, how many nights, my father gently covered me with a quilt again and again...... But now, my father is gone, and he is gone forever and ever......
Thinking of his father's love and painstaking teachings to him, Wang Ziteng was unconsciously full of sadness, his nose was sore, and two tears slipped into the bowl.
The old man hurriedly snatched the bowl in his hand, looked at the two teardrops rolling in the bowl, his expression became extremely religious, and read: "From hatred to love, this love is true, heaven and earth are long, love and hatred, love, condensation!"
The two teardrops shone with white light, constantly absorbing the surrounding mist to strengthen themselves, and in the blink of an eye, they were the size of their thumbs.
The old man laughed and said, "A child's love is pure! I have only seen such a powerful love bead so far, and it is just around the corner to become a super invincible peerless miracle!"
Wang Ziteng was taken aback, and said in his heart: "Lian Cheng peerless magic skills? Could it be that his three bowls of water can be drunk by others to help him practice?" But I only shed a few tears, what is the use of tears?" Seeing the white mist in the bowl, I don't know what kind of spell it is, and hearing the old man laughing wildly, his heart was anxious and angry, and he just wanted to leave quickly, so he said: "This grandfather, I'm not thirsty, this is tea money, for you." I'm leaving. ”
He put the tea money on the table, turned and left.
"Stop!" the old man shouted, he got cheap, and thought to himself that if he didn't do anything, he wouldn't squeeze out this kid's oil and water today, and if he wanted to meet such a good product again in the future, I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to.
"Okay, grandpa, just let me go, I still have something urgent!" Wang Ziteng saw that he didn't let go, he was really anxious, and while he said, he walked out, as if he was running.
The old man sneered: "When you enter my door, I'm afraid it's not so easy to leave!" With that, he grabbed Wang Ziteng's shoulder with his left hand.
Suddenly, a yellow ball swam up Wang Ziteng's left shoulder, opened its mouth, and waited for the old man's hand to reach out. The old man was taken aback, thinking what the hell this was, and hurriedly let go, and used his right foot to kick Wang Ziteng's right abdomen instead.
The yellow ball swam very fast, and the old man's feet were only half a foot away from Wang Ziteng's abdomen, so he slowly swam down from Wang Ziteng's shoulder, and when he was still five centimeters away from Wang Ziteng's abdomen, the old man was surprised to find that the big mouth had reached his abdomen, and was waiting for his calves to be sent in.
Wang Ziteng felt a chill in his abdomen, thinking that he had been plotted by the old man, and looked over, but saw a small flower dog hugging his waist and opening his big mouth, and five centimeters in front of his mouth, there was a slender and beautiful calf.
It's a pity that the owner of this leg looks a little sorry for the audience.
The old man had also seen that the ball was a puppy, and he couldn't help but freeze in place, and the beautiful leg was also stretched out there in a daze, forgetting to take it back.
Wang Ziteng has the support of a divine dog, where is he still afraid of him? He stuck out his tongue at the old man, made a grimace, ran out of the steamed bun shop with a smoke, took a hot steamed bun in the cage, and scolded: "What about scaring me? Grandpa is hungry, so let's try it today, Lao Zhang's human meat bun must taste good." ”
When the farmer who sold the steamed buns heard this, he was overjoyed and said: "Lao Zhang's meat buns, the taste can't be wrong! Good, good, good; wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! In the future, I will use this sentence to advertise, hehe, my fathers and fellow villagers, pass by, don't miss it, Lao Zhang's meat buns, the taste can't be wrong, absolutely genuine, crack down on piracy...... The fragrant and sweet old Zhang human meat bun, I ate it and ...... fragrant."
The pedestrians on the road were conquered by his eloquence, and they abandoned their children and daughters, surrounded them, and shouted indiscriminately: "Come one by one, I love you with buns and buns, just like mice love rice..."
Wang Ziteng saw such a lively scene in the distance, and he admired himself very much: "If I don't have anything to eat in the future, I will go to advertise and plan for advertising, well, this is a good name." ”
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