Xiao Peng laughed when he heard this: "Ah Can, I suggest that you have time to go back to Huaxia to have a look, don't you feel that in recent years, there are fewer and fewer people who want to get a green card here? Now Huaxia is one of the most popular places to immigrate, there are many returnees, including high-level talents, Huaxia is currently attracting the world's first foreign investment, why do rich people run to Huaxia? Just because Huaxia is safe." In Huaxia, don't say that you carry a gun every day, and you will be arrested with a knife without discussion. ”

Ah Can scratched his head: "Mr. Xiao, what you said is not right, although many people have gone to China over the years, I really haven't heard of anyone immigrating to China." ”

Xiao Peng said: "Who do you think can go to Huaxia if you want to? Huaxia's 'green card' is called 'the most difficult in the world to get a green card', and if you want to get a Huaxia green card? Only crooked nuts who have made outstanding contributions to Huaxia can join Huaxia! You also need special approval from the State Council, and with this threshold, it is as difficult as a sky to immigrate to China? You emigrate and then want to come back and join Huaxia? Send him two words: Hehe, you can ask Jackie Chan, he is the most experienced, and he sighs that the Huaxia green card is the most difficult to get in the world!"

"Then why are there so many people desperately trying to smuggle into the Stars and Stripes?" said Ah Chan, who knew a lot about illegal immigration.

Xiao Peng said without thinking about it: "I was deceived here, thinking that there is gold everywhere here, as long as I bear hardships and stand hard work, I can make money, and some people think that they are cattle and will be valued here, just like Professor Xia of Kyoto University back then, who was not good at teaching, and ran here every day to find 'political asylum' after being dismissed, but finally came here and rode a bicycle to deliver takeaways." It's not even as good as a cleaner in the country. ”

Ah Can's eyes lit up: "Is Huaxia really so good? I haven't been back since I was born." ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "It turns out that you are a big banana." ”

"Big banana?" Ah Chan was puzzled.

"It's yellow on the outside and white on the inside. Xiao Peng explained.

Ah Chan shook his head: "I grew up in Chinatown, and I really rarely socialize with white people. But to tell you, I really want to go to Huaxia to see. It's too tiring to live here. ”

"Tired? What are you tired of being so prosperous here? The GDP here is much higher than that of China. ”

"GDP? That's the GDP of the rich. The 20 richest people here have more money than half of the country's population combined! The economy here is so fake that their GDP is piled up on suffocating prices. To put it bluntly, it is a swollen face and a fat man, and Jin Yu is ruined on the outside!" Ah Can said indignantly.

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "No, it's still very cheap for me to buy clothes or something." ”

"It's cheap? You rich people in China come to the United States, then this is heaven, isn't it bad for money! But what about ordinary people? The overall price level in China is five to eight times that of Huaxia! Not to mention that the clothes are cheaper than those in China, and the overall cost of living in terms of overall prices, a single item cannot explain the whole picture, that is fooling people, my family of four lives in Los Angeles, and it costs more than 200,000 meters a year! And in the entire Stars and Stripes Country, at least half of the people have an annual income of less than 30,000 US dollars! My children cannot afford to go to private schools. I can only go to public schools, and I can't send my children to private schools! Isn't there a shame in saying that?!" Ah Chan became angrier the more he spoke.

Xiao Peng can understand Ah Can's anger, the schools in the United States are divided into public schools and private schools, 99% of the children go to public schools, despite this, the United States government has reduced the expenditure on public schools every year, except for a very small number of public schools, such as UCLA, most of the rest are poor schools, and even in the worst schools, it is not uncommon to take drugs in class。。。。。。

And the remaining 1% of the people in the United States can send their children to real schools ----- various private schools. Not only is it strictly regulated, but there are also very strict requirements for young people in terms of personal cultivation, the only problem is that these campuses are too expensive, so in the Stars and Stripes, education has become a privilege for a few.

No matter where Chinese people go, there are two things they pay the most attention to, one is the house and the other is the child。。。。。。

When it came to the issue of children's education, Ah Can also became impatient, and scolded and said: "There are so many stupid people who run here with their heads sharpened, and before they came, they had big ambitions and felt that they would have money to hit themselves when they walked on the road, but after the results came, the men who were lucky enough could brush the dishes and sleep in the sewers if they were unlucky; Isn't this a brain in water?"

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "I remember reading a report that a professor at Rutgers University had spent four years studying commercial sex work, and he interviewed 150 sex workers from China, and only one said that she was forced and deceived. Among them, 127 people said that they are free here and can 'do whatever they want', well, they are really free, it turns out that they came here because they are not free in China and cannot do whatever they want. ”

Just when Xiao Peng and Ah Can were chatting energetically, they suddenly heard exclamations from the crowd, and the two hurriedly turned their heads to see what was going on.

"Hey, do it, that little bear really started grabbing chickens!" Xiao Peng smiled, this excitement is really uncommon.

Feng Jianting was on the side, holding a mobile phone to shoot, and said to Xiao Peng excitedly: "Old man, what name do you say this video can be sent back to make it popular? How about "Running Away from Home and Treason to the Stars and Stripes Country to Grab Chickens to Eat"? Can it attract people's attention?"

"Well, it's not a big deal for you to watch the excitement. Xiao Peng said with a smile.

Xiao Peng and others stood aside to watch the excitement, how to manage such a thing?

If this is Qianli Rock, and someone is making such a fuss, Xiao Peng really dares to talk about it, but this is the Stars and Stripes Country, and the owner of the family has not spoken, what are you in a hurry about?

After a reporter saw Xiao Peng, his eyes lit up and he ran over: "Mr. Xiao, what do you think about the cruel killing of animals by the Chinese? Is this the nature of you Chinese people? What do you think of Mr. Xiong and their 'Take Immediate Action' animal organization? Many people say that they are grandstanding, is this also the characteristic of you Chinese people?"

Xiao Peng frowned when he heard this, who is this Nima? Look at it casually, it is really Nima who knows, Stevenson, the author of "Peanut Bean Times"! Damn, where can you see you in the dark of China.

Looking at the microphone stretched out to his mouth, Xiao Peng smiled slightly: "You're right, that Mr. Xiong is grandstanding, but one thing you said is wrong, Mr. Xiong is a native of your Stars and Stripes, not a Chinese, China is a country of etiquette, paying attention to etiquette, righteousness, honesty, shame and filial piety, people like Mr. Xiong can only appear in the Stars and Stripes Country." ”

Stevenson was stunned: "Mr. Xiong is obviously from your Huaxia, okay." ”

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What nationality did you ask him?"

Stevenson said: "Even if he is a Stars and Stripes nationality, he has spent most of his life in Huaxia, and his current character should also be cultivated in Huaxia." ”

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Mr. Stevenson, we have a saying in Huaxia, 'Jiangnan is orange and Jiangnan is orange in the north', which means that the same person will have different results in different environments. ”

Stevenson snorted coldly: "Mr. Xiao, you are quibbling, he grew up in Huaxia to cultivate such an environment. ”

"Oh. Xiao Peng suddenly realized: "It turns out that all of you Stars and Stripes are such impolite and shameless people, then I really want to give you a good publicity." ”

Xiao Peng's words made Stevenson's face red and white, and after a while, he said: "You Chinese people kill cute animals so cruelly, it's not like I'm talking nonsense." ”

"You don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving?" Xiao Peng asked rhetorically.

Stevenson said, "We didn't kill that, either. ”

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "The turkeys you eat are all suicides and run to your table? If according to your way of thinking, all the farms should be closed, what turkey farms, beef cattle farms and so on, right? Feng Jianting, help me contact Bloomberg and ask him to help send a message, who is this? Oh, Stevenson of the Peanut and Bean Times called for the closure of all farms in the Star-Spangled Countries on behalf of their newspaper, and the headline reads. Of course, this is just to scare Stevenson, how did Feng Jianting contact Bloomberg?

Feng Jianting said seriously: "Okay, old man." ”

Stevenson hurriedly said: "Mr. Xiao, you are spreading rumors! It is pure nonsense, when have I ever said such a thing?"

He can't carry this pot, if he really sends it out, what will affect the breeding industry in his country, and those farmers can kill him!

"That's what you just said. What's the matter, are you only allowed to talk nonsense, and I am not allowed to tell the truth?" Xiao Peng smiled.

Stevenson's eyes rolled: "Mr. Xiao must not have seen today's publication of "Peanut and Bean Times", right?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "I've never been interested in roadside tabloids. ”

Stevenson took out a newspaper from his backpack: "Mr. Xiao, this is the Peanut and Bean Times, which was just published today, and there is your report on it, are you satisfied with it?"

Xiao Peng didn't answer the newspaper, but he saw that the big font on it read: "Is the latest sailing world record broken by the Chinese people cheating?", and the next report is "The Chinese who were arrested on suspicion of attacking others when they first arrived in the United States, and they were full of aggression".

Stevenson smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, I don't know if you are satisfied with this report?"

Feng Jianting hurriedly said after seeing it: "You guys are talking nonsense!"