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Long Thirteen thought that this Zhao Lingzhu was interested in seeing the color, and took advantage of the fact that he was drunk and brought himself to her room, and then attacked his pure body, after all, this girl has always liked herself, and she will definitely not let go of such an opportunity, she is not innocent, and she is so tainted!
But when he wanted to ask the teacher for the crime, he found that Zhao Lingzhu's eyes were more aggrieved than himself, and of course, the grievance quickly turned into anger.
Without waiting for Long Thirteen to say anything, Zhao Lingzhu kicked him in the face, kicked him out of bed, and then covered his body with the quilt, pointed at Long Thirteen and scolded: "You despicable villain, you actually did this kind of thing to me while I was drunk!"
Forehead......
Wait a minute, this is the wicked person suing first, and he doesn't remember anything!
Last night, he drank so much that Long Thirteen couldn't figure out why he appeared on Zhao Lingzhu's bed, he thought that Zhao Lingzhu had defiled himself, but now it was obvious that Zhao Lingzhu didn't know about this matter.
Could it be that he was drunk and disorderly, and treated Zhao Lingzhu as Lin Gardenia and did her by the way?
"Impossible!" Long Thirteen stood up with his cheeks covered and said, "It's impossible for me to do this kind of thing to you, because people can't even be hard when they're drunk!"
Zhao Lingzhu thought that Long Shisan was going to say something with a serious look, but it turned out to be such a bastard, he couldn't afford to be hard, and he couldn't understand what he was saying at all!
Zhao Lingzhu's eyes were red, she took her innocence very seriously, how could she have been guarding herself like jade for many years, but she didn't expect to be violated by this beast, and the other party still looked like she didn't admit it, which was a great shame for Zhao Lingzhu.
Zhao Lingzhu wiped his tears, pointed at Long Thirteen and said with a cry: "You not only did that kind of thing to me, but you still don't admit it, Long Thirteen, you are not a man!"
This kind of thing naturally can't be admitted casually, after all, this is about a girl's innocence, Long Shisan looked at the bed, and quickly found a breakthrough point and said, "That...... Lingzhu, it's your first time, right?"
What does this mean, is she the kind of woman who is irresponsible for her own body in her eyes?
Zhao Lingzhu said angrily: "Nonsense, Long Thirteen, you are humiliating me!"
"No, I didn't mean that. Long Thirteen hurriedly said in a serious way: "If it's your first time, there should be such a thing as Luohong, but there is nothing on the bed, which proves that nothing happened to us, we just happened to sleep in the same bed!"
Zhao Lingzhu was puzzled: "What is Luohong?"
Long Thirteen was stunned for a moment, this girl doesn't need to be so pure, how can she explain this thing herself, but if she doesn't explain, she can't do it, Long Thirteen doesn't want to be sad about any adulterous charges.
Long Thirteen coughed before he said, "It's blood, and generally girls will ...... it after the first time It bleeds. ”
Even though Long Thirteen has always been thick-skinned, this kind of thing still makes him a little embarrassed to explain.
Zhao Lingzhu asked suspiciously, "Really?"
"Why am I lying to you!" replied Long Thirteen.
Zhao Lingzhu thought about it and said, "But, we slept together last night, right?"
Long Thirteen said truthfully: "Yes." ”
"Men and women can sleep together, only husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, right?"
“…… Right. ”
"But I'm not a girlfriend, and I'm not your wife, so you're committing a crime, aren't you?"
“…… To "
"You don't want to be charged with rape, do you think he would do if I told my brother about this?"
Needless to say, with the attributes of Zhao Guoshi and Zhao Yinhe's sister-in-control, he has not been divided by their five horses, and with the current strength of Long Thirteen, he is naturally not afraid of the Zhao family, but the problem is that he does not take care of this matter, after all, he really sleeps in the same bed as Zhao Lingzhu, this is a fact, and he can't deny it.
Long Thirteen sighed and said, "Just say it, what do you want me to do?"
"If you want me to keep this secret, you have to be responsible for me!" Zhao Lingzhu said seriously.
Long Thirteen covered his face, what is this, this pot is simply falling from the sky, and he should be responsible for what he really has to do, but the problem is that he didn't do anything, which is too wrong.
Seeing that Long Thirteen didn't speak, and he seemed to be very disgusted, Zhao Lingzhu was dissatisfied: "Long Thirteen, I won't force you, it doesn't matter if you don't want to be responsible for me, anyway, I won't have the face to see anyone if this kind of thing happens, so I will bite my tongue and kill myself now, so as not to lose the face of the Zhao family in this world!"
After saying that, Zhao Lingzhu really stretched out his tongue and wanted to bite it down with his teeth, Long Shisan hurriedly stopped her and said: "I can't help it, I can't help it, if you have something to say, it's not necessary to force each other to death." ”
"Then are you responsible for me?" Zhao Lingzhu rekindled his hope and asked Long Thirteen.
Long Thirteen smiled bitterly: "How do you want me to be responsible? You should know that I am a person who has a wife." ”
"Then you will divorce and marry me!" Zhao Lingzhu said willfully.
How is it possible, although Long Shisan also likes Zhao Lingzhu a lot, he prefers his daughter-in-law, and if he wants to divorce his daughter-in-law for Zhao Lingzhu, he will never be able to do it.
Long Thirteen shook his head and said, "Impossible, it's impossible for me to divorce Miaoren!"
As soon as Zhao Lingzhu heard Long Thirteen say this, he immediately pushed the other party away and threatened: "Since this is the case, then you leave me alone, I will die for you." ”
This time Long Thirteen really ignored her, he had already seen that Zhao Lingzhu was messing around, just cooperating with her just now just to give her a step down, now that she kicked her nose and face, Long Thirteen not only did not persuade her, but instigated: "Biting your tongue to commit suicide is very painful, your posture just now is not right, your tongue should be under the teeth, not sticking out, so that the blood will not splash out, and because of the pain, it will make your expression hideous, and the death will be ugly." ”
Zhao Lingzhu thought of such a scene, and suddenly felt a little scared, how could she be a beautiful little girl, she didn't want to die so ugly, but she still said stubbornly: "Then I'll hit the wall!"
"Go, it's better to hit your head indented, that kind of death is more ugly. Dragon Thirteen spread his hands.
This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Zhao Lingzhu was so angry that she was about to cry, she couldn't do anything about Long Thirteen, she couldn't say that she wanted to threaten with death, and she was afraid that death was too ugly, she had nothing to do.
She is very aggrieved, obviously she is the victim party, why can that guy say such heartless words with a serious face, doesn't he like himself at all?!
The reason why Long Thirteen is so ruthless is to let Zhao Lingzhu figure out that he is indeed willing to be responsible, but the scope of this responsibility is that he has the final say, not that Zhao Lingzhu said that he would divorce him, and Long Thirteen knew very well that nothing had happened to him and Zhao Lingzhu, and the reason why he was willing to be responsible was nothing more than to make Zhao Lingzhu's heart feel better, but she wanted to build her happiness on her own pain, so sorry, no way.
Zhao Lingzhu's tears fell uncontrollably, and she complained while wiping them: "Long Thirteen, how can you say such a thing, don't you like me at all? Since you don't like me, why do you want to do that kind of thing to me, you tarnish my innocence and don't want to be responsible, you scumbag!"
Long 13 saw that Zhao Lingzhu was no longer forced to die, and his eyes were relatively soft, he remembered the stupid things that this girl had done since before in order to attract her attention, and her kindness to protect herself after working hard in the primeval forest, saying that she didn't feel anything about Zhao Lingzhu, it was a lie, it was impossible for any man to turn a blind eye to everything that such a girl had paid.
Long Thirteen sighed, took out a tissue to help Zhao Lingzhu wipe his tears, and then said bitterly: "Lingzhu, I know you like me......"
Before Long Thirteen finished speaking, Zhao Lingzhu interrupted: "Who would like you ungrateful scumbag!"
Long 13 said solemnly: "Lao Tzu hasn't finished speaking, shut up and listen obediently!"
It was the first time for Zhao Lingzhu to see such a serious Long Thirteen, and he actually shut up at the moment, Long Thirteen adjusted his emotions, and then continued: "I admit it, I also like you a little, but the ugly words are ahead, I have a wife, and there are many confidants, if you really want me to be responsible for this matter, the things and time I give you are also limited, if you can stand this kind of grievance, you will be my woman from today on." ”
The words are straightforward, but they are Long Thirteen's true words, as for whether Zhao Lingzhu can accept it, it is her business, everyone has the right to choose their own lifestyle, if Zhao Lingzhu can't accept this, then it is absolutely impossible for Long Thirteen to give up other women who love him because of a Zhao Lingzhu.
In this kind of thing of opening a harem, he never hesitates, he wants to be a good person when he does bad things, or promises that he can't do things at all, Long Thirteen is not that kind of hypocrite.
Zhao Lingzhu understood that Long Thirteen gave her the choice, if she wanted to make Long Thirteen responsible, then her identity would be different from now on, although becoming a woman of Long Thirteen was her wish that she had always hidden in her heart, but it was completely contrary to her life guidelines, and she could not accept that the man she loved had other women in her heart.
But there are nine times out of ten unsatisfactory things in this world, plus she remembered Lin Gardenia's words, the name is not famous, once you have experienced life and death together, you feel that it is not so important, what really matters is who you want to be with most before you die.
In the battle of the primeval forest, Zhao Lingzhu was in crisis, and she was almost about to be broken by the white wolf at that time, so what was she thinking at that time?
Even if you die because of this, you are willing.
That was the truest idea at that time, no matter what excuse Zhao Lingzhu found to convince himself, it was the truth.
She likes the man in front of her, she likes it so much that she is willing to give her life for her, will she like someone like this again in the future? Of course not.
In this case, compared to love, the so-called life principles seem so insignificant.
Zhao Lingzhu raised his head, looked at Long Shisan's face and compromised: "Even if you don't divorce Wang Miaoren, you will marry me in the future!"
This is not a problem, after all, there are many countries in this world that allow polygamy, and Long Thirteen originally wanted to wait for everything to be resolved, and then take all his women to other countries to register, and there are not many more Zhao Lingzhu.
Long Shisan smiled and touched Zhao Lingzhu's head and said, "You can rest assured that you will not be wronged, but you will not be able to fulfill this promise until everything is done, before that, you will wait for me obediently in the Zhao family." ”
Zhao Lingzhu obediently stretched out his little tail and said, "Then pull the hook and hang it, it will not change for a hundred years!"
Long Thirteen stretched out his little tail finger cooperatively, and made this sweet agreement with Zhao Lingzhu, Long Thirteen said seriously: "Then you will be my woman from now on, and you are not allowed to look at other little fresh meat eyebrows, do you hear?"
Zhao Lingzhu nodded, and then quickly kissed Long Thirteen on the cheek, probably because he was shy, and after kissing Long Thirteen, he put the quilt on himself.
Long Thirteen smirked a few times, just at this time Lin Gardenia pushed the door in, and saw the smirking Long Thirteen at a glance, she was curious: "Little Huzi, what are you laughing at?"
Long 13 shook his head and said, "I just think today's weather is good." ”
Lin Gardenia obviously didn't believe it, and she asked Zhao Lingzhu, who showed half of her head and blushed with shame: "Lingzhu, is he bullying you, if so, just tell me, I will give you justice!"
Zhao Lingzhu said timidly: "No, nothing happened." ”
The truth of this farce is extremely meaningful, it actually has no meaning to the two people present, Long 13 knew it for a long time, and Zhao Lingzhu naturally knew it, but Lin Gardenia was still in the dark.