In the scorching noon, the cicadas are singing weakly, and in the backyard of the Chengguan Police Station in Wenji County, several police cars are parked in the parking spaces under the trees.

Seven or eight policemen were lining up outside a police car numbered 0088, in order to resist the scorching sun, some of them were holding umbrellas, some were holding newspapers to block the sun, some were fanning the wind with hats, and they were sweating profusely, looking at the front with their eyes, muttering: "It's my turn, it's my turn, you should hurry up, one person for two minutes, it's a little disciplined!"

Even if the heat is dizzy, I don't want to leave like this.

Not only did they not leave, but they had to squeeze forward as hard as they could, for fear that their place would be taken over.

"Brother Zhang, you see that the sun is so poisonous, why don't you go back and blow the air conditioner, if you get heat stroke again, it will be terrible. "The film policeman Xiao Li said to the household registration policeman Zhang.

"Get out of you stinky boy, why don't you go back to blow the air conditioner?" Lao Zhang, the household registration policeman, was transferred to the household registration police after he was injured, and he was also hot-tempered at the beginning, and he raised his hand when he heard the words, but Xiao Li was beaten violently, but he refused to leave.

After punching Xiao Li twice, Lao Zhang raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and hurriedly pulled the car door: "Okay, okay, it's finally my turn!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the thin monkey in plainclothes who was leaning on the co-pilot, dragged him out, and sat in it himself.

"Ah......" As soon as he sat in the passenger seat, Lao Zhang sighed comfortably. I just feel that this seat fits everywhere, everywhere is uncomfortable, the soft seat, the cold mat cushion, the air conditioning in front of me is just right, and the slight vibration of the engine is like a massage.

Lao Zhang let out a long breath, searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, but he couldn't find the words to describe this feeling, if he wanted to compare, it was the same as when he was young chasing fugitives, tired for a day and a night, leaving himself on the warm bed at home, not caring about anything, and falling asleep.

It's so comfortable, so nostalgic.

Sitting here, it seems that I can't even feel the old problem on the lumbar spine.

"Has Chen changed his seat?" As soon as the two minutes came, Lao Zhang withdrew with the great perseverance of an old criminal policeman, and asked Xiao Li, who was so anxious that the monkey was about to get in: "Where did you change it? How much does it cost? I will also change it." ”

"I want to change it too!" Xiao Li said, he had sat in the co-pilot in the morning, and he didn't feel very comfortable, so much time, it was impossible to change the seat, the only thing that happened in the middle...... That kid sat here for a while.

What did you do to this saddle, boy?

Forget it, leave him alone.

Xiao Li shook his head, threw the unreliable idea aside, and was about to get into the co-pilot, and after more than ten minutes of queuing, it was finally his turn.

At this moment, the window on the second floor was pushed open, and a calm voice sounded: "Xiao Li, come over for a moment." ”

"Ah...... Chen ...... "Xiao Li's expression was as if he had been kicked by someone, and he was completely stunned.

It's hard to get arranged, don't bring such a playful person!

"Chen told you, don't hurry up yet!" a policeman behind him pulled him away and slipped into the passenger seat.

Closing the window and keeping the hot air out, Chen Wei, director of the Chengguan Town Police Station, shook his head: "What are these guys doing?"

It was a small office, with a half-used desk on one side and two sets of reception sofas in front of it, on which a teenager was lying lazily.

Some old air conditioners are powerless, desperately trying to lower the temperature in the room, but the room is still stuffy.

When Chen Wei saw the young man, he was angry, and glared: "You sit down for me!"

If the other people in the police station were here, they would have been frightened to stand up at this time, Chen Wei was upright, always majestic, and very respected by his subordinates.

But the boy grimaced, and he didn't hear it.

Chen Wei raised his big slap and waved it, but finally gently slapped the young man's head: "You! sooner or later you will make me angry to death!"

Seeing that the young man wanted to laugh, Chen Wei glared again: "Don't laugh!"

However, in front of the young man, ten percent is majestic, and there are only two percent left, and this is still the young man giving him face.

The young man's name is Nanming, although he is 20 years behind Chen Wei, he is Chen Wei's little cousin.

The director of the Chengguan Town Police Station, in this small city, is already a big man, and the people who beg him to do things can line up from the police station to the center street, but this little cousin who has been dangling in front of him since he was a child is a figure who has peed on his neck, and the older generation holds him in the palm of his hand and loves him tightly.

Don't look at Chen Wei so majestic in this office, as long as Nanming goes out to complain, he will kneel on the washboard at night.

restrained Chen Wei's majesty, and Nanming had no place to be proud.

As the youngest of many siblings, dealing with these big brothers and sisters, Nanming likes to pretend to be stupid and cute, no matter what mess he causes, he often turns big things into small things.

But today's matter is not something that can be resolved lightly.

It's really too much trouble for him.

"Laugh again, laugh again, I'll call my aunt!" Chen Wei had to take out a big killing weapon.

Chen Wei's aunt is Nanming's mother.

Nan Ming finally stopped smiling, and said with a bitter face: "Brother, you listen to my explanation." I didn't mean to jump off the building, I couldn't help it. ”

"No way? I was so scared that I was about to pee my pants!"

When he heard the report of the film policeman Xiao Li that he saw a teenager jumping off the building during the patrol, he chuckled in his heart.

In fact, Nan Ming wanted to jump off the building not once, in the past six months, he has been tossing a lot, but he was stopped in the embryonic stage before, and this time he found an opportunity to climb to the top of an abandoned warehouse.

Fortunately, he Chen Wei arrived in time, delayed for a while, and let the firefighters ambush downstairs, and took it right, so that no one died.

"Brother, haven't you noticed that there is something different now?" Nan Ming spread his hand and asked Chen Wei.

"What's the difference?"

"I have superpowers!"

There was a "snap", but it was Nan Ming who was knocked on his brain by the angry Chen Wei.

However, as soon as Nan Ming said this, Chen Wei realized that there was indeed something different about Nan Ming.

Since he mysteriously disappeared for a few days half a year ago, Nanming has been lazy and sick all day long, and he has no energy to speak, and he can't even go to school.

The family took him to all kinds of hospitals, even Union Hospital, and the doctor said: "Your child is not sick, he is just lazy, if you have to say that he is sick, this is lazy cancer." ”

Lazy? Lazy enough to starve to death than lazy to eat? Lazy enough to lie in bed for days without eating, moving or going to the toilet? Lazy enough to be so lazy that the whole family and even the police have been dispatched to look for him, only to find him lying in his bed all the time?

There are a lot of strange things, but without explanation, Nanming's family can only take the jokes of the doctors at Union Hospital as an acceptable reason, that is, Nanming really suffers from lazy cancer and is incurable.

In fact, Nanming did not have lazy cancer, but was possessed by the "lazy god".

The so-called lazy god, of course, is not a god, in this thing's own words, it is a "plug-in" attached to the soul of the Southern Underworld.

This thing is not only attached, but also parasitic, constantly absorbing nutrients from Nan Ming's body and growing.

The barbaric absorption at the beginning almost sucked Nanming to death, first he was thin, and then his whole body was weak, and when the energy on Nanming's body was absorbed, the lazy god began to absorb Nanming's "sense of existence".

It is precisely because of this that Nanming feels the magic and horror of the lazy god.

He was in his room, but no one would pay attention to him.

Later, even the mirror could not reflect his shadow, as if he had become a ghost.

Nan Ming didn't know how he came back to life, anyway, he was about to die when he was discovered, which also let Nan Ming know that if he didn't subdue the "lazy god", let alone talk about the life he liked, I was afraid that he wouldn't even live next birthday.

Although Nanming is young, he has a tenacity.

That's why I jumped off the building later: If you don't compromise, die with me.

Forced by Nan Ming to death, the lazy god finally compromised and reached an agreement with Nan Ming.

It is impossible to stop absorbing energy, because growth is the instinct of the lazy god, but in order for the south to not be sucked dry, the lazy god provides special help to the south god.

The relationship between the two sides changed from parasitism to symbiosis, with Nan Shen providing nutrients and the Lazy God providing a special ability.

There are two kinds of nutrients needed by lazy gods, one is energy and the other is "positive energy".

Energy comes from food, which is relatively easy to save, so it's good to eat more and move less.

"Positive energy" covers more aspects, a sense of achievement, satisfaction, and happiness are all positive energy, and a sense of existence is barely counted.

All in all, after being possessed by the "lazy god", if Nan Ming wants to survive, it seems that he can only live a life of "delicious and lazy sex and enjoyment" according to the construction of the lazy god.

In the corner of Nanming's line of sight, there is a row of ten indicator grids, each of which is finger long and chopsticks thick, looking like a row of energy slots.

According to the statement left by the lazy god before he hibernates, after these ten indicator grids are filled, the lazy god will evolve, and Nan Ming can get rid of the life that life is worse than death.

As a result, in the "to-do" list of Nanming's mobile phone, there is an important to-do item marked in red and with three exclamation marks: "Collect ten grids of energy".

Nanming has a lot of dreams, but if you want to have a small life to complete your dreams, you must first get rid of the grip of the lazy god.

And this goal, the current degree of completion is ...... 0%。

In the upper left of the field of vision, the last grid has bottomed out, and it is still flashing a faint red, which is a lazy god reminding him that he needs to replenish his energy.

If the energy is exhausted, Nan Ming will be absorbed and stored again, he doesn't know if he can make up for it this time, if it disappears, who will he talk to?

Moreover, the new ability "enhanced" given to him by the lazy god also requires energy consumption.

"Chen Suo!" Xiao Li knocked on the door and entered, although he was full of reluctance, but Chen Suo summoned him, and he didn't dare not come if he was given ten guts.

"Well, has the transcript of this kid's jumping off the building been sorted out?" asked Chen Wei with a stern face.

The transcript of Nanming's jumping off the building is a big killer, and it is best to threaten him.

Xiao Li glanced at Nan Ming, who was lazily lying on the sofa, and said in a low voice, "Chen ...... Chen, it's been sorted out. ”

"Why don't you give it to me quickly after finishing it?" Chen Wei made a blank face, and Xiao Li was so frightened that he hurriedly straightened up.

Seeing that his majesty was still there, Chen Wei redeemed a little of the frustration he got from Nan Ming, and looked at Nan Ming proudly, but this kid didn't care about himself, and he was closing his eyes there and pretending to sleep.

Chen Wei's heart was on fire again, and he couldn't wait to beat this kid hard.

Seeing that Xiao Li turned around and wanted to get the transcript, Chen Wei stopped him again: "I see a bunch of you people down there, what are you doing?"

Xiao Li opened his mouth and stammered, not knowing how to answer, Nan Ming also secretly complained in his heart, he knew that he would not follow his cousin back, and use the car seat as an experimental product, which was his own "strengthening" ability.

I didn't expect the ability to "strengthen" to be so strong!

Enhancement, a special ability given to Nan Ming by the Lazy God, which can strengthen the attributes of the item itself.

On the way back, Nan Ming sat in the co-pilot, and used a strengthening ability on the seat with his hand, and the result was now.

The chair that gives people an unimaginably comfortable experience does provide Nan Ming with a lot of satisfaction, and the last bit of energy he has is all made up by these satisfactions.

Actually, Nan Ming didn't mind telling Chen Wei about his superpowers, and during the time he was "lazy cancer", Chen Wei didn't worry about him a lot.

Chen Wei never stayed away from him when he was "lazy cancer", he believed that now that he was "lazy", Chen Wei would not betray him.

But now that a car seat has caused such a big storm, Nanming thinks it is better to be careful.

"Chen. Hearing Chen Wei ask, Xiao Li finally couldn't help but ask, "Chen Suo, when did you change the co-pilot's seat, and how did it become so comfortable?"

"What the hell is the seat?" Chen Wei didn't understand at all, and his face was full of disbelief: "You group of people, you don't take a nap at noon, and you bask in the sun, just to sit in my passenger seat?"

When did his co-pilot become so expensive? It's just an ordinary Santana 3000 police car, although it is in better condition than the other two Poussin cars that should have been eliminated at the police station, but it is not so exaggerated?

Seeing these two people looking at each other, Nan Ming felt super funny, and couldn't help but laugh sullenly next to him.

"What are you laughing at...... Although Chen Wei is the director of the police station, he is a master of criminal investigation, and he was sitting on the chair just now, and when he thought about it at this time, he was suspicious.

Xiao Li had already realized it, and the two of them turned their faces to look at Nan Ming at the same time.

"What the hell did you kid do just now?" Chen Wei asked Nan Ming.

"Hmm......" Nan Ming finally came up with a plausible reason, "You've heard of the piano tuning lawyer." ”

"How?"

"Have you heard of the seat adjuster?"