Inside the shack......

"Help, don't come, don't come, I'm going to call for help." The third sister looked at the squinting Kunlun old road on the opposite side, and was so frightened that she kept regressing.

Kunlun Lao Dao sneered, "Call, call, you scream, no one will come to save you." ”

"No, my brother Yi will definitely come to save me. ”

As soon as the third sister finished speaking, there was a loud "boom", and the entire thatched house immediately exploded. The next moment, Yi Tianfeng, who was possessed by the protagonist's aura, appeared, with long flowing hair, and shook it in the sun.

The third sister's eyes were full of peach blossoms, her hands were folded in front of her chest, and she said with a look of worship, "So handsome! ”

Kunlun Lao Dao was very angry, and immediately scolded, "Stinky boy, what do you want to do? You actually came to ruin my good deeds, you are afraid that you want to die." ”

"It's you who want to die! That's my most precious woman, you dare to touch it, I don't think you want to live." ”

"Hahaha...... You're not qualified!"

After speaking, Kunlun Lao Dao shouted, a group of minions who came out of nowhere, it was really a sea of people who surrounded Yi Tianfeng.

Don't care about the details, who cares where those people come from?

Anyway, the third sister was very worried, and shouted vigorously, "Brother Yi, be careful!"

"That's all these minions, too! Look at my swordsmanship, peerless, invincible (10,000 words omitted below)!"

With a wave of the sword in his hand, a wave of Haoran sword qi rushed out, and those minions and Kunlun Lao Dao all stopped moving.

Yi Tianfeng put away the sword, walked over in a dashing manner, hugged the third sister and asked, "Are you okay?"

"Brother Yi, I'm fine, woo! I'm glad you're here. The third sister cried while leaning on Yi Tianfeng's arms.

Yi Tianfeng hugged her and left in style.

The two looked at each other affectionately, and finally got closer and closer, and kissed!

Finally, hey, hey, hey, after finishing things, a group of people came in a hurry.

All of them were people in the martial arts, and as soon as they saw Yi Tianfeng, everyone knelt down collectively.

"Yi Daxia, we worship you too much, now the martial arts dragons have no leader, and we need your leadership. Please be this martial arts supreme!"

"Yes, Yi Daxia, if it weren't for you, what would we do!"

A group of licking dogs worshiped Yi Daxia one after another.

Yi Tianfeng was embarrassed, where he stood, and said in a loud voice: "I really regard wealth and power as dung. However, it is difficult for everyone to be kind, so I will reluctantly lead everyone. After I was done, my wife and I retired to the rivers and lakes and went to live as a fairy couple. ”

"Heroic and righteous!"

"Heroic bull drag!"

Then, it was time for the enthronement ceremony. Countless people in the martial arts knelt there mightily, shouting: "Welcome the alliance leader, the alliance leader will be eternal, and dominate the rivers and lakes!"

Yi Tianfeng proudly took the third sister's hand, walked on the red carpet, and sat down on the throne.

Chen Hongyu, the trembling palace master of Tianyu Palace, sent a treasure seal representing the supreme martial arts.

Yi Tianfeng raised his head, and everyone at the scene shouted, "Long live Yi Daxia!"

On the other side, Zhang Hao was like a dog, tied up with an iron chain, and crawled at Yi Tianfeng's feet, so frightened that he peed his pants and trembled.

Behind Yi Tianfeng stood the beauties of the twelve-star, looking at him one by one with adoration on their faces, with peach blossoms on their faces.

Yi Tianfeng hugged the third sister with his left hand, pulled Chen Hongyu up with his right hand, hugged her in his arms, and laughed with her left and right.

This is life, this is the ideal!

Wahaha......

"Bang", on the other side, Zhang Hao covered his face, spicy eyes!

used the dream card and got into Yi Tianfeng's dream, I didn't expect this guy to be so ambitious. Not only to be the supreme martial arts, but also to accompany the girls of the entire Tianyu Palace.

At this moment, the left side of the dream is holding Zhang Hao's current horse, and the right side is holding Zhang Hao's ex-wife.

This kid's dream is really well done!

Even the system couldn't help it, "Master, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, cut him!"

"Is this dream now controlled by me, and I can do whatever I want in it?" Zhang Hao asked rhetorically.

"Of course, if it weren't for the Dream Card!"

"That's okay, it's not good to clean up this toad that eats swan meat today, I'll call him grandpa. ”

After speaking, Zhang Hao snapped his fingers, and then began to destroy this guy's dream.

……

"Hahaha......"

Yi Tianfeng was still smiling proudly.

As a result, "Wake up, wake up!"

Someone shook him, this guy suddenly came to his senses, and looked around, where are there any martial arts alliance masters, where are there still three sisters and Chen Hongyu.

This guy is holding a hoe and laughing there.

"Yi Tianfeng, fool! Run, the foreman has recruited, go move the bricks!"

As soon as the words fell, the goods said hello, and then they were afraid to move bricks.

Moving and moving, the boss came in a Mercedes.

He and all the workers stared wide-eyed, and the next moment they were dumbfounded, Zhang Hao was the boss!

At this moment, from the Mercedes-Benz, he took Chen Hongyu's hand down, and the two showed affection, and many girls on the bus behind him followed Zhang Hao, all of whom were from Tianyu Palace.

"Good job, guys! I'll give you extra food in the evening. ”

As soon as Zhang Hao said this, everyone was suddenly full of joy and shouted that the boss is a good person!

In this way, Zhang Hao proudly hugged Chen Hongyu with his left hand, hugged the third sister with his right hand, and walked away proudly with a cigar in his mouth.

Yi Tianfeng was dumbfounded!

I'm Yi Tianfeng, how did I become a brick mover.

"Brother, come on, there's a big dinner tonight. ”

The foreman shouted, and everyone worked hard to move the bricks.

After moving it, the meal was distributed, but when Yi Tianfeng saw the contents of the plate, he was so angry that he choked, Xiang!

Mom, this is the feast?

I don't eat!

As a result, the others devoured it, saw that Yi Tianfeng didn't eat, and scolded him. How can you not eat something so delicious?

Yi Tianfeng was furious, "Who am I?" I am Yi Tianfeng, a martial arts master, you let me eat this thing." ”

As soon as the words fell, the foreman came up with a big mouth and beat him with a blue nose and swollen face.

"You still don't like such a delicious thing, let me open his mouth and pour it in!"

A group of workers came up and immediately held him down.

Then Yi Tianfeng wanted to defeat them with martial arts, only to find that he had no martial arts at all, no different from ordinary people, a group of people pressed him and gulped it up.

"Ah~ I don't eat, I don't eat!"

Yi Tianfeng screamed, suddenly woke up, and looked left and right. I found out that I had a nightmare, but it's okay!

It turned out to be just a nightmare.

looked left and right, and immediately ordered his subordinates where they were.

As a result, as soon as the door opened, dumbfounded!

Funny Deadpool stood in the doorway, sneering at him, "My men are here, man, what do you want me to do?

"Fuck you. ”

Yi Tianfeng roared, grabbed the knife, and slashed it over.

Chopping Deadpool in half on the spot, isn't it another dream?

Reality tells him, indeed! You're right.

As a result, Deadpool, who was cut in half, actually split in two, and where he stood, the two mocked, "Ouch, you dead ghost, how can you draw a knife against each other?"

"Die!"

The result was another knife, and in the end, Yi Tianfeng opened a killing ring, slashing one after another.

The thing is about to collapse, and countless Deadpools are born, chattering in his ear that they are no longer fun.

Yi Tianfeng feels like I'm going crazy, my ears are going to explode!

I also know that this is a dream, and I want to wake up desperately, but I can't wake up.

As a result, I directly smashed the glass and ran away!

A group of teases were chasing him from behind.

"Don't run! ”

"Come on, let's fight with bayonets!"

“……”

Yi Tianfeng ran, ran, ran, alas! There was a person in front, hurry over and shout for help.

As a result, the man turned around, it was actually Zhang Hao, this thing grinned, and the next moment he took a mask, "You are looking for me?"

It's funny Deadpool again!

He went crazy and rushed into the city, and the next moment he was even more dumbfounded.

The whole city, the roadside vendors, the grannies next to them, all wore masks.

"Ah~ what's going on? I'm going crazy! Wake up, wake up. ”

Yi Tianfeng was tortured by Zhang Hao to the point that he was almost vomiting blood, holding his head hysterically, shouting there.

As a result, he really woke up!

When I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in a thatched house, and there was a graceful woman lying next to her.