"Bang, Bang, Bang!" Brother Kun had just jumped up, Ge Dongxu suddenly reached out and grabbed his neck, and the book in his hand was hit on his head. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Can you tell me to try Lao Tzu again?" The smile on Ge Dongxu's face didn't know when it disappeared, and it was replaced by coldness.

Brother Kun felt the cold stiffness in his neck, felt the pain in his head, looked at Ge Dongxu's cold expression, and shuddered in his heart, and then suddenly realized that the young man in front of him was not a good stubble! If you don't want to suffer the loss in front of you, you still have to be honest.

"Don't say it, don't say it!" Brother Kun hurriedly shouted when he saw Ge Dongxu raise the book again to hit him on the head.

"If you didn't get beaten like this, you really didn't owe a beating. Ge Dongxu let go of his hand, sat back in the chair, and pouted.

Brother Kun gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, but at this time, he no longer dared to refute arrogantly.

"By the way, just now you said that this matter won't end like this, right? You still want me to kowtow to you, be your little brother, right?" After sitting down, Ge Dongxu spoke again.

Brother Kun and Yue Ting glanced at each other, and then said in unison: "No, no, it was just a joke just now, isn't it just a piece of clothing? ”

The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, so let's fool the little devil in front of him first!

"It's a pity that you have already leaked your mouth just now, do you think I will believe your words now? But if I don't believe your words, if I let you go like this, you will settle accounts after the autumn, what should I do?" Ge Dongxu touched his chin, looking embarrassed, but a pair of bright and divine eyes looked back and forth on the two of them.

Brother Kun and Yue Ting saw Ge Dongxu's gaze looking back and forth on them, looking embarrassed, and they couldn't wait to slap themselves hard.

Isn't this a cocoon? Just now I directly said that if I expose this matter and leave first, I have to be stubborn, but now it's okay, this little devil refuses to let people go like this, and I don't know what the hell will happen.

"It seems that I can only spend some strength!" Ge Dongxu touched his chin and thought for a while, before he stood up with a distressed face, took out two pieces of yellow table paper in a drawer, mixed some cinnabar, and then took a brush, dipped some cinnabar, handed it to Brother Kun and said, "Come, Brother Kun, please write down your birth date and name." ”

"Birthday?" Brother Kun looked at Ge Dongxu with confusion.

"Yes, that is, in what year, month, day and hour you were born. Once you've written this and your name, you're good to go. Ge Dongxu said.

"Really?" Brother Kun said with a look of surprise, he thought that he would have to be tortured by Ge Dongxu again, at least a meal of flesh and skin, but he didn't expect it to be so simple.

"Of course it's true. Ge Dongxu nodded, a sneer flashing in the depths of his eyes.

Brother Kun didn't doubt him, picked up the brush and wrote his birth date and name crookedly on the yellow table paper. After writing it, he didn't need Ge Dongxu's instructions, he took the initiative to dip it in cinnabar, and then handed it to Yue Ting.

Yue Ting hesitated slightly when she took the brush, but in the end she honestly wrote down her birthday.

After all, it's just the birth date and name, so she doesn't think Ge Dongxu can play any famous role as a country boy.

"Then now we can go?" After Yue Ting finished writing, she put down the brush and watched Ge Dongxu cut two pieces of yellow sheet paper with scissors, and asked in a trembling voice for some reason.

After the words were asked, seeing that her voice was trembling, Yue Ting felt nervous again. These days, what a charm, what a spell, what a paper man, but it's all played in TV and movies, deceptive things, how can a young man believe this, it's really a ghost!

"Wait!" Ge Dongxu said with a smile, the scissors in his hand clicked lightly on Yue Ting and Brother Kun's heads, and cut a small handful of hair down, before waving his hand and saying, "You can go." ”

Seeing this, Yue Ting and Brother Kun immediately raised their feet and left, but they didn't expect that at this time, the corners of Ge Dongxu's mouth were hooked up with a sneer, and the hair in his hands was stained on the paper man, like a human meridian.

Then, Ge Dongxu bent his fingers and flicked lightly on the "leg socket" of the paper figure.

"Ahh

"Poof!"

As soon as they walked to the door, the two of them who were about to reach out to pull the doorknob suddenly felt a pain in their legs, and they were unsteady on their feet, and they suddenly knelt on the ground.

When they first knelt down, the two of them didn't feel anything, but they wondered why the leg socket suddenly hurt, like a needle prick, but when they realized that their companion was also kneeling on the ground, their hearts suddenly shuddered, and blurted out: "You also suddenly hurt in the leg socket?"

The words came out almost at the same time, almost the same, and the faces of the two suddenly turned pale, cold sweat rolled down their foreheads, and their eyes involuntarily flashed with horror.

"Boy, you dare to make a fool of us!" After being frightened, Brother Kun turned his head suddenly, and looked at Ge Dongxu angrily, only to see that he was sitting on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed, smiling, holding two paper figures in his hands, and there were still red crooked birthdays and names written by the two of them on the paper figures.

The two of them didn't feel anything before, but now they feel extremely dazzling when they see the crooked red letters, and even have a hint of gloomy taste.

"No way, our family is just an ordinary family, if you don't guard against you like this, you will call the police as soon as you leave my house, so don't we let you slaughter and play with it? Also, your attitude had better be gentle. It was you who caused the trouble first, and I can't complain that I will deal with you now. Ge Dongxu said helplessly, and his fingers gently pinched the arm of the paper man in his hand as he spoke.

"Ahh

Ge Dongxu saw Brother Kun screaming, although he was also annoyed by his previous arrogance and pushing his father, but in the end he was still a kind-hearted teenager, and he still let go of his hand when he saw this.

"You, what do you want?" This time it was to witness and experience strange things with his own eyes, Brother Kun was finally scared, looking at Ge Dongxu as if he had seen some evil ghost, he stammered and asked with a pale face, and Yue Ting beside him was already pale, and he couldn't even hide the heavy makeup on his face.

"Don't worry, I'm just guarding against the future, and I don't want to do anything to you. As long as you don't trouble my family afterwards, I naturally won't do anything to you, but if you want to trouble us afterwards, then you can't blame me for being rude. Ge Dongxu said with a sincere face.

Seeing Ge Dongxu's sincere face, this time Yue Ting and Brother Kun both shed tears.

For a dress, for the arrogance of young people, now they even pinch their lives in Ge Dongxu's hands. And why were they so honest just now, why didn't they know how to write a fake to him?

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