Chapter 50: Wow, wife, you are so perverted!
Lin Yunxi put his hand into his handbag and said coldly: "When I went out, I put an 80V electric shock stick in the bag, do you want to try it?"
Chen Yang looked at Lin Yunxi in surprise: "Wow, baby wife, I didn't expect you to have a hobby of carrying an electric shock stick with you, so perverted, I like it so much!"
Lin Yunxi didn't say a word, and directly took out an electric shock rod and poked it on Chen Yang's body, completely ignoring that this was the scene of the charity ball, and she was already mad at Chen Yang.
It stands to reason that if 80V voltage hits the human body, even if it does not cause electric shock, it will make people cramp.
But Chen Yang is not a person who can be measured with common sense, not only did he have no adverse reactions at all, but he even had a rather enjoyable expression on his face.
The iceberg-like expression on Lin Yunxi's face finally turned into shock, and she wondered if her electric shock stick would break.
"You...... Why do you ...... Not affected by the electric shock baton?" Lin Yunxi asked with a stammer.
Chen Yang said proudly: "It was a long story, the great One Piece Roger said before his execution, 'Do you want my treasure? It is hidden in the depths of the sea', and the era of pirates has been ushered in.
And it was from that time that I got the legendary Devil Fruit and became a ...... Rubber Man!
So I'm not afraid of electric shocks, because I'm insulated, how about it, that's a convincing reason, right?"
The green tendons on Lin Yunxi's forehead exploded: "You bastard, do you think I haven't seen One Piece?" ”
"Ah, have you been recognized?" Chen Yang said with some regret: "I thought this reason was perfect, but anyway, your stun stick has no effect on me after all, so let's put it away,
Now I just want to invite you to dance with me, how about it?"
Lin Yunxi said coldly: "Dream, I said it, I can't dance! Even if I can dance, I won't dance with a big pervert like you, a stinky rascal, you go to death!"
Chen Yang leaned into Lin Yunxi's ear and whispered, "It's okay, if you can't jump, I can teach you!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Yang pulled the beautiful president into the dance floor before the beauty president could react.
Lin Yunxi was angry and annoyed: "You bastard, let go, I really can't dance, do you want to see me lose face?"
Chen Yang said with a confident smile on his face: "Don't worry, with me, you will definitely not be ashamed, on the contrary, you will become the QUEEN of the whole dance!"
The young talents who invited Lin Yunxi to dance just now, but were politely rejected by Lin Yunxi, saw Chen Yang pull Lin Yunxi onto the dance floor, and their faces immediately turned dark.
"Damn, how could Yunxi agree to dance with such a little Misan?" asked one of the young talents with a dark face.
"Maybe it's because the gift from the little deflated three just now is more in line with her heart!
Don't worry, looking at Xiao Qisan's dress, he doesn't look like an upper-class person, he definitely can't dance, let's just watch him make a fool of himself!" someone said quite calmly.
"It makes sense, if this little deflated three can dance, I will eat this candle immediately!"
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At this time, Lin Yunxi was annoyed, for Chen Yang's words, Lin Yunxi didn't believe it at all, what kind of dance QUEEN, I'm afraid I will become the laughing stock of the dance, right?
This stinky rascal doesn't look like a dancing man no matter how he looks.
"Chen Yang, I'll give you one last chance, let me go, otherwise you won't want your living expenses!" Lin Yunxi said to Chen Yang in a threatening tone.
As if he hadn't heard Lin Yunxi's words, Chen Yang leaned into Lin Yunxi's ear and whispered: "My dear, you are also a very famous business queen in Huacheng, and you will have to participate in this kind of banquet a lot in the future.
How can you not dance?
You have to learn these dances, such as fast four, slow four, samba, and tango, so let me be your first teacher today!"
Under the dim lights of the dance floor, in a slightly ambiguous atmosphere, Chen Yang's low and sexy voice inexplicably gave Lin Yunxi a sense of trust.
"You...... Can you really teach me?" Lin Yunxi asked with some hesitation, obviously she was no longer so resistant to dancing with Chen Yang.
"Of course, I used to be the king of dance who swept the aristocratic circles of Europe and the United States, you just have to do what I say, and I am guaranteed to amaze you on the entire dance floor! Now, put your left hand on my shoulder!"
Chen Yang said with a confident face.
Lin Yunxi hesitated for a moment, and finally put his left hand on Chen Yang's shoulder.
Chen Yang took the opportunity to put his hand on Lin Yunxi's waist, the place where he started was soft and smooth, I don't know if it was a problem with the fabric of the clothes, or if Lin Yunxi's skin was already very delicate, just like a fine satin, if you grasp it in your hand, it will be affected by gravity and slide down.
So very naturally, Chen Yang's hand, which was originally placed on Lin Yunxi's waist, slipped onto Lin Yunxi's buttocks. It's quite warped here, and there are obstacles, so it's not easy to slide down.
An angry look immediately appeared on Lin Yunxi's face: "Take your hand away!"
Only then did Chen Yang realize that his right hand had run away to play hooligan without the permission of his brain.
However, with Chen Yang's cheekiness, he naturally would not admit that this was his mistake, and he said extremely shamelessly: "This is the standard posture of ballroom dancing, my hand should be placed here!"
Lin Yunxi gritted his teeth and said, "Haven't you watched the video of ballroom dancing when I am? A man's hand should be on a woman's waist, not a ...... Not that place, you bastard!"
"Really?" Chen Yang said indifferently: "Maybe the ballroom dance videos you watch are not standard, if you believe my professionalism, I will never lie!"
In the buttocks that Chen Yang touched, Lin Yunxi can definitely rank in the top three, and he feels first-class, in this case, Chen Yang will definitely not let go easily.
"You ......" Lin Yunxi was quite annoyed and wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, acquiescing to Chen Yang's crime.
"Okay, take it easy, don't be too nervous, just listen to my slogan, and you'll be able to jump a few steps!"
"Will it be so easy?" Lin Yunxi said angrily.
"Originally, it wasn't that difficult, but now, you take a step back!" Chen Yang said.
Lin Yunxi took a step back, and then fell backwards, but fortunately was pulled back by Chen Yang.
So Lin Yunxi's whole person pounced on Chen Yang's body, nephrite was in his arms, and there was a faint fragrance like a faint orchid in his nose.
Chen Yang felt that he was not a hooligan, but he couldn't help but put his nose on Lin Yunxi's body and took an extra breath.