596.Chapter 596
Jiang Yue saw that the goddess was not pleasing to the eye, and immediately called the police, Jiang Yue didn't say the address at all, only said the word goddess, the police at the police station in the town immediately said that they knew, Jiang Yue hung up the phone, and said to the goddess with a smile: "It seems that you are a celebrity, and the police uncle is very familiar with you." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The goddess is not afraid of the police at all, the police have looked for her several times before, although they know that this product promotes superstition and fools the people, but no one calls the police, even if the people who have suffered losses, because they are afraid of offending the goddess, what so-called heavenly punishment or something, without exception, they all chose to be silent.
The common people who would rather believe that they have something or not, are very worried about suffering from the curse of heaven, and the goddess has shown all kinds of bull fork skills, and the common people who can't understand the principle think that it is very mysterious, and people always have a sense of awe for unknown things, especially this kind of divine things.
Ye Fan himself doesn't know if there are ghosts and gods in this world, but Ye Fan can be sure that this goddess is completely fooling people, using various means to advertise that she knows how to do magic, and taking the opportunity to make a lot of money.
These villagers have been fooled by the goddess, which is like a pyramid scheme, not only did they not see through the means, but they even helped shout.
In order to uncover this lie, Ye Fan felt that he had to use some extraordinary means to let these villagers know that the so-called goddess was actually just a deceitful old witch, except for using all kinds of tricks to deceive people, in fact, she didn't know anything, these things had to be done before the police arrived, so that the goddess turned herself in front of the police.
From the information obtained by Jiang Yue, the police must have paid attention to the goddess for a long time, and the reason why they didn't do it was mainly because there was no evidence, and no one came forward to sue the goddess. Even though the scars on Long Ao's wife's body were now found, they could not be convicted of a felony. Thinking of this, Ye Fan dragged the goddess to the courtyard, and then said to the onlookers: "The fairy girl you are talking about is actually a liar and has no real skills. ”
After the goddess knew that Jiang Yue called the police, not only was she not nervous, but she became more arrogant, so she said in a mysterious way: "If you offend me, you will offend the gods and Buddhas, and the gods and Buddhas will definitely punish you and punish you for being beasts in the next life." After saying that, the goddess said to the people around her very angrily: "You people saw that I was being bullied, and you washed your hands and watched, and you will also be punished." ”
"Of course, if you can make amends, I can pray to the gods and Buddhas to exempt you from punishment. The goddess continued, pretending to be like that.
The villagers were all frightened, and the goddess was too impressed with them.
Ye Fan's face suddenly sank, more and more people came to see the excitement, once these people really did it, things would really be difficult to do, thinking of this, Ye Fan kicked the goddess down very decisively, and then said coldly: "I beat you, you cast a spell to punish me." ”
The goddess was instantly stunned, what she said was all fooling, even she didn't know if the gods and Buddhas really existed, as for punishing Ye Fan, how to punish him, she couldn't beat him at all. "You will definitely suffer the damnation of God, it's not that you don't repay it, the time has not come. The goddess said stubbornly.
"Pretending to be a coercive, it's still hard at this time, I'll crack your spell today. Ye Fan snorted disdainfully, found a bowl with water, and three chopsticks, when the goddess performed just now, Ye Fan looked very carefully with her perspective eyes, and every step was very clear, and now Ye Fan is sure to give it a try.
Chopsticks must be square, round chopsticks are not very easy to use.
Ye Fan played with this thing for the first time, his expression was very serious, he carefully put the chopsticks in the bowl, and at the same time carefully observed every detail change with his perspective eye, and after making sure that the chopsticks could stand upright, Ye Fan gently let go of his right hand, and the chopsticks really stood still, exactly the same as the goddess performed just now.
This move suddenly caused a sensation, Long Ao and the others became very shocked, and they were even more impressed by Ye Fan, this is definitely a master, he can see through the tricks of the goddess, and he can successfully imitate it.
"See? I'm just an ordinary person, but I did it, what does that mean? You should know it very well. Ye Fan said loudly.
The onlookers came over to take a look, and immediately discussed that the water chopsticks that they regarded as a miracle turned out to be not the patent of the goddess, and other people could do it.
The goddess was a little flustered, the villagers were the basis for her money, once she lost her superstition, it would be troublesome, and she had to find a way to reverse the situation, thinking of this, the goddess patted the dust on her body, stood up from the ground, and then shook her head like a sheep's horn, and made a strange cry in her mouth, and the villagers who had seen it a few times knew that this was the goddess's unique skill.
Please God!
This demon woman is playing tricks again, Ye Fan flew up, kicked the goddess down, and then said in a cold voice, "Why don't you pretend to be forced, your tricks are outdated for a long time, admit that you are a liar, so you will suffer less, the police will be there soon." ”
I was beaten in front of so many people, and when I was pretending to be forced by myself, I didn't give face, so how could I mix in the village in the future? The goddess struggled to get up from the ground, and rushed towards Ye Fan with her teeth and claws.
Ye Fan simply slapped the goddess, slapped the goddess down on the spot, and said indifferently: "I didn't see the coffin crying." ”
The goddess has the heart to cry to death, I am a fairy girl, I am an agent of the god and Buddha, you can't do this to me, but these words can only fool other people, and it is ineffective for Ye Fan. The goddess, who had been beaten several times in succession, learned to be obedient this time, did not continue to scream, and after standing up, she quietly took a few steps back.
"You can stand up chopsticks, in fact, I secretly do it, otherwise you think you can stand up? The goddess said very pretendedly, and pretended to point to the chopsticks.
In order to stabilize people's hearts, the goddess said, "Young man, you have already rushed into me, and the gods and Buddhas have told me that you will be imprisoned today. The goddess knew that Ye Fan and the others had called the police, and the police were about to arrive, and the goddess, who had dealt with the police many times, didn't take the police seriously at all, and was still thinking about it in her heart, so she bit Ye Fan back.
Ye Fan was very angry, this self-righteous goddess can really talk nonsense, so he said: "It seems that you are very confident, let's not talk about the prison disaster first, let's talk about your spell first, I found you three chopsticks, you can stand up for me and try again." ”
After speaking, Ye Fan took the three chopsticks handed over by Jiang Yue, unlike the chopsticks standing in the bowl, these three chopsticks are round, and they are also pointed, so there is no way to stand up, unless the bowl is leaked. Ye Fan handed the chopsticks to the goddess and said, "Come on, try it, show your spell and let us all open our eyes." ”
The goddess took the chopsticks confidently, when she was learning art before, she didn't know any physical phenomena at all, only knew the technique, so she was very brainless and thought that as long as it was chopsticks, it would do. Under the gaze of the villagers, the goddess put the chopsticks in the water, carefully let go, and the chopsticks fell over...... I tried more than a dozen times in a row, but I didn't succeed.
The villagers, who were all thinking of witnessing the miracle, suddenly let out a burst of sighs, and the status of the goddess in their hearts suddenly plummeted, and it turned out that what the young man said was true.
Annoyed, the goddess threw the chopsticks to the ground and said, "You have done something to the chopsticks and deliberately hindered me. ”
Ye Fan snorted disdainfully: "I'm too lazy to talk to you, let's say, why do you want to abuse Mr. Long's wife." ”
Hearing this, Long Ao looked at the goddess coldly, and he also wanted to know why the goddess would abuse a poor woman with the IQ of a child of only three or four years old.
The goddess pretended to say, "I just said that I was helping her heal. ”
It seems that there is no need for extraordinary means, this old witch will not tell the truth, Ye Fan beckoned to Jiang Yue, and said: "Jiang Yue, take this great immortal in, talk to her well, give you five minutes, it should be enough, right?"
Jiang Yue said with a smile: "Five minutes is definitely enough, you wait for a while." After saying that, he rushed to the goddess.
The goddess knew that these people were not easy to mess with, so she turned around and ran, and Jiang Yue, who was caught up, kicked down, and then Jiang Yue dragged one of the legs of the goddess, like dragging a dead pig, and dragged the goddess to the back room.
The people present subconsciously shivered, speculating about what was going on inside.
Not long after, Jiang Yue dragged the draped and glazed-eyed goddess out, threw it to the ground, and then said to Ye Fan: "Ye Shao, the matter is done, now you can ask casually." ”
"I thought it was awesome, I just used a little trick, and this guy was completely cowardly, and he didn't give me a chance to show his talent at all. Jiang Yue was very dissatisfied and muttered.
Long Ao, who has experienced fighting and killing, has also encountered some gangsters and used some methods when doing business in Southeast Asia, but when he encounters some hardliners, he will not open his mouth even if he is killed, but Jiang Yue's goods only took a few minutes to make the dead duck's hard-mouthed goddess admit it.
What kind of means do you use? It seems that you have time to discuss it with Jiang Yue, Long Ao thought secretly.
"Why mistreat Mr. Long's wife. Ye Fan asked coldly.
The spirit of the goddess who was tortured by the wrong muscles and bones broke down, Jiang Yue just clicked on her body, and she experienced the terrifying feeling that life was worse than death, and the goddess who didn't understand martial arts even thought that Jiang Yue was the real immortal.
"I took a fancy to her bracelet, and when I took it off, she was not happy to live or die, and she bit me, and I was angry, so I whipped her. The goddess said with a mun expression.