Chapter 892: I Don't Like Women
He is now bent on returning to Earth as soon as possible and reuniting with his woman as soon as possible, although Zhao Xingyue and the others are also very good, but he really doesn't have any ideas.
"It's not okay to have a girlfriend, you have to marry my granddaughter. ”
The old lady said coldly, "Who is your girlfriend?" tell me, I'll kill her right now." ”
"Uh......"
Qin Haodong was about to collapse, he had never seen such an unreasonable person, but he had never seen such an unreasonable person.
"Senior, you can't be so unreasonable, right?"
"Reasonable? My granddaughter is reasonable, as long as she is happy, I can do anything. ”
The old lady said, "Tell me, is your girlfriend Fang Qiong'er or Yun Qianqian, or the girl named Zhao Xingyue." ”
"I ...... None of them are. ”
In the face of such a perverted old lady, of course Qin Haodong didn't dare to talk nonsense, otherwise these girls might really be harmed by themselves.
"Who the hell is that? Tell me quickly, or I'll kill all three of them together." ”
"I ......"
Qin Haodong was almost driven crazy, how could there be such a person in the Lingwu Continent.
In the end, he could only say helplessly: "Senior, in fact, I lied to you just now, I don't have a girlfriend." ”
"Since you don't have a girlfriend, let's stay with my granddaughter, and I'll get you married in a few days. ”
Qin Haodong was anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly shouted: "No, senior." ”
The old lady said with a cold face: "What, don't you look down on my granddaughter?"
"No, no, your granddaughter is so beautiful, how can I not look down on it. It's just that we're all still in school, isn't it too early to get married?"
Facing a master of the Mahayana period, Qin Haodong felt very powerless.
The old lady said: "It's not early at all, I married Luo Dongqing when I was in school. ”
Qin Haodong is a little out of idea now, he has a lot of women waiting on the earth, he can't marry the little witch, right?
But if she didn't agree, the old lady with a strange temper might do something.
Suddenly, his heart moved, and he had an idea.
"Senior, I can only tell you the truth now, if you let me marry Luo Hongying, it will be a trap for your granddaughter. ”
The old lady glared and asked, "What do you mean by that?"
Qin Haodong gritted his teeth, made a shy expression and said: "It's hard for me to hide it from you now, in fact, I don't like women, what I like is men."
You think that if someone like me really marries your granddaughter, she will never be happy for the rest of her life. ”
"Huh?" the old lady's originally stiff expression changed, "You kid aren't lying to me, are you?"
"Senior, how dare I lie to you, what I said is true, think about it, you said that your granddaughter is so beautiful, I sleep in the same room with her, if I like women, how can something not happen, otherwise it will be abnormal. ”
seemed to feel that what Qin Haodong said made sense, and the old lady nodded slightly, "Boy, that's all for today, if the old lady finds out that you lied to me, I will cut you off." ”
"Uh......"
Qin Haodong almost didn't cry, he recruited someone to provoke whom, not only did he deduct the hat of a friend for himself, but now he is also facing the risk of becoming a eunuch at any time.
It seems that in the future, I really have to be careful not to show my emotions to any woman, otherwise I will really be known by this old lady in the Mahayana period, and then I will be in danger.
"No, I don't dare to lie to you, senior, but please keep it a secret for me, after all, this kind of thing is not very good to hear. ”
", I'm too lazy to talk about your kind of ugly thing. ”
After knowing Qin Haodong's situation, the old lady seemed to be very disgusted, waved her hand, and drove him out of the room directly.
Qin Haodong went out and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally passed this hurdle.
After going out, he looked around, and this was the mountain between their north and south colleges, called Xuanwu Mountain.
And the old lady lives alone in a bamboo building, just halfway up the mountain, the location is quiet, very good.
After determining his bearings, he galloped down the hill to his quarters.
After entering the door, he found that the little witch and Zhao Xingyue were sitting on the bed, with anxious looks on their faces.
Seeing Qin Haodong enter the door, Zhao Xingyue said in an anxious tone: "Brother Qin, where have you been, why did you suddenly disappear?"
In contrast, the little witch was much calmer, and asked with a smile: "Little brother, did you secretly go on a date with Sister Yun." ”
After she said this, Qin Haodong's expression tightened, if it was usually a joke, but now this kind of joke can't be made, and if it is not done, it will bring trouble to Yun Qianqian.
"Little girl, you can't talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with Yun Qianqian. ”
The little witch stuck out her tongue: "Since it's okay, then what are you nervous about? ”
Qin Haodong secretly said in his heart, with your perverted grandmother, can his heart be true? But he could only think about it in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.
Zhao Xingyue said: "Brother Qin, where have you been? I saw you disappear just now, I'm really scared, I'm afraid that you will leave me alone." ”
It's really hard to say where he went just now, so he could only smile and say, "It's nothing, I was just captured by the old monster just now." ”
The little witch grimaced and said, "You just lie to people, how can there be any old monsters in our Xuanwu Academy, I think you are secretly dating a beautiful woman." ”
"You name it. Qin Haodong hesitated and said, "Luo Hongying, you see that it is not convenient for me to live with three people here, why don't you move out." ”
He is really afraid of the perverted grandmother of the little witch now, if he continues to live like this, he may not know what will happen one day.
If you are not careful, you will be miserable if you are really cut, and when the time comes, what will you have the face to go back to see those women who are you.
Hearing him say this, the smile on the little witch's face suddenly disappeared, and she said nervously: "Little brother, why are you driving me away, did I do something wrong?"
Qin Haodong hurriedly said: "No, no, I just don't think it's convenient for three people to live together." ”
"No, it's not good for the three of us to live together. The little witch suddenly showed a look of sudden realization, "Little brother, do you think that I won't give you money for food and accommodation here? If that's the case, I can go to my grandfather and ask for money." ”
Hearing her say this, Zhao Xingyue also said pitifully: "Brother Qin, I also know that I have been using your money for this time, and I will pay you back in the future, don't drive me away." ”
One hasn't been solved yet, and another one has run away, Qin Haodong said helplessly: "No, no, it's not about money, if you are short of money, I can give you some to use." ”
The little witch's face suddenly became ugly: "That is to say, I made the little brother very annoying, right? Since you drove me away, then I will leave and never come back." ”
After saying that, she walked out of the door in a huff, Qin Haodong suddenly realized a serious problem, if she really drove this little witch away, would this girl go to her grandmother to complain?
If the perverted old lady knew that she had driven away her granddaughter, would she directly come to the door to settle accounts with herself, thinking of this, he felt that this might be really big.
For the safety of his own life, he hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the little witch, "Don't go, don't go, in fact, I'm just joking with you." ”
The little witch turned around, her eyes were already a little moist, "Little brother, don't you really hate me?"
"No, you're so cute, how could I hate you. ”
"Then you're not going to drive me away?"
"No, I'm just kidding you, you can stay as long as you want. ”
"I knew that my little brother was the best for me!"
The little witch threw herself into his arms as she spoke, pouting her little mouth, seeing that she wanted to kiss him again.
Qin Haodong was startled, although he couldn't catch this girl away, but it was still necessary to keep a distance, he hurriedly dodged to the side, reached out and grabbed the little witch's shoulder.
"Don't make a fuss, it's almost dawn, let's go to bed quickly. ”
The three of them lay back on the bed again, but Qin Haodong couldn't sleep anymore, and his mind kept thinking about what he should do next.
Since you can't drive this little witch away, you can only dodge it yourself, and try to do as much alchemy as possible in the future to reduce the time you spend together.
No matter when the strength is the first, I must hurry up to improve my cultivation, if I reach the merger period, and then take the explosion Yuan Dan, although I dare not say that I am better than the perverted old lady, but at least I can save my life.
But at this time, the consumption of top-grade spirit stones for each level is heaven-high, and he calculated that he had to accumulate at least 100,000 top-grade spirit stones to ensure the success of the late stage of impact refining.
Every time he refines a furnace of elixir now, he can leave hundreds of top-grade spirit stones regardless of the cost, which seems to be a lot, but it is still far from the final goal, and he must hurry up.
Early the next morning, he ran into the alchemy room early, and the little witch and Zhao Xingyue went to class as usual.
After a busy day in the alchemy room, when it was approaching evening, Qin Haodong came out and took a breath.
At this time, Zhao Xingyue and the little witch had not finished class, and Luo Dongqing pushed the door from outside and walked in.
After entering the door, he stopped two or three meters away, and looked at Qin Haodong from head to toe, with a rather strange expression.
Qin Haodong touched his face, looked in the mirror again, didn't find anything wrong, and said in surprise: "What are you looking at? Don't you know me?"
Luo Dongqing pursed his lips and said: "Originally, I thought you were a very good young man, and I wanted you to be my grandson-in-law, but I didn't expect you to have a really strong taste and have a special hobby." ”
As he spoke, he took two steps back, as if he didn't dare to get too close.
Qin Haodong immediately understood what was going on, it seemed that the old lady didn't keep it secret for herself at all, and told Luo Dongqing that sure enough, what kind of woman has a gossip heart.
When he saw Luo Dongqing's expression, the anger in his heart became even greater, what do you mean by dodging and dodging? Even if Lao Tzu likes men, will he still be able to attack an old guy like you?
He said angrily: "Old man, I haven't helped you a lot in the past two days, but look at your wife, you actually took me away from here, is there such a favor to take revenge?
Luo Dongqing laughed and said, "My wife is very good, what is there to manage?"
Qin Haodong glanced at him, it was obvious that he was a seriously ill wife, and his cultivation was so much worse than others, even if he wanted to, he couldn't manage it.
"Forget it, you guys like to toss as much as you like, just don't come to me for trouble in the future. ”
Luo Dongqing said: "Xiao Qin, the gift you gave me yesterday is also good, my wife's attitude towards me is better, do you have any good things, give me a little more." ”
Qin Haodong was angry, how could he help him, and said angrily: "No, I have nothing." ”